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2014

04

Sep

Elsa Hosk for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish. Fascinating. Right…I mean I’d assemble her badly after transporting her on the roof of my shitty euro car…to house my TV and collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist…

The real fascinating thing about her is that she’s such a serious fucking babe, that she’s gone from being a NUDE MODEL IN IMMIGRANT VERSIONS OF AMERICAN MAGAZINES …you know serious bootleg shit…and has turned it into a serious career making over a million dollars a year…

Most nude models I know turn to escorting….but this one turned to Victoria’s Secret….

I mean sure, I like the old Elsa better, this one has changed…at least based on her clothes alone…but she’s still lovely as fuck and worth keeping track of…you know, not just in her work, but in where she buys her groceries, and where she lives and where she is at any given time…some call it stalking…I call it being into a girl you’ve seen naked on the internet…I mean…she’s kind of asking for it…if she didn’t want it, she could just get an office job like normal girls…right?

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2014

04

Sep

Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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I guess Rita Ora, the latest it girl, who has been trying really fucking hard, I’m talking as hard as her nipples, to be an it girl, since being scooped up in the UK to be the next Rihanna, a bunch of years ago, to which she just kind of lingered around never really securing anything major, until realizing that if she collabs with any of the bigger names, people will start to notice and as long as she dresses appropriately for the paparazzi, focusing on her key assets, she’ll be fine…and get where she needs to be….

I mean, I’m sure she’s had millions in the bank this entire time, but these girls want more than just a record deal, they want to be the next big thing, the Gaga, or Katy Perry, or whoever the flimsy artist with shitty marketable music of the time is…and I guess Rita Ora is on pace for that…or at least she’s trying and I kind of appreciate the way she’s trying…because nipples..

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2014

04

Sep

A Babe and Her DonkeyTees of the Day

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I gave my friend THE HEADHUNTR a couple of fun and amazing DONKEYTEES and he came back with this….you know a nice traditional shoot of a babe doing laundry in a bucket, reminiscent of a simpler time, when women got down with intense physical labor just to maintain the household, while husbands fucked their secretaries and didn’t get in trouble for it, even when they got caught…you know an era of being drunk all the time…reckless and as long as you were white you could get away with murder….

The model may not be naked enough, but for some reason, beneath the surface of these pictures is enough fantasy…that I can work with….like that wet t-shirt pic…nice.

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2014

04

Sep

Gisele for Under Armour of the Day

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There’s nothing feminine or even erotic about Gisele punching the shit out of a punching bag for Under Armour…

It makes me think that she’s just an angry dude who just got gay bashed after leaving the tranny bar…but that’s just because she’s always been on the fence of boy and girl…the grey area that is good for a pro athlete with Gay tendencies who doesn’t want to come out as gay to embrace and marry since she had a career as a lingerie model which aids the public image aspect…with a bit of a hard man face to aid in the wanting to fuck dude aspect of any public affair…

But for some reason, I keep watching it, because deep down I know she’s not a dude, but a woman, who can probably kick my ass…

I still think Under Armour should have gone with a pro Athlete, and not a pro overrated model, but whatever, I’m not their ad agency, I just probably should be.

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2014

04

Sep

Luma Groethe for Vogue Brasil of the Day

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Vogue Brasil – just won.

I mean, Vogue, being the iconic fashion publication, has clearly gone into the right direction of men’s magazine, which you’d think wasn’t the market they were looking for at all, but maybe fashion in Brazil is a pervert man’s game….because nothing about these amazing pics scream Vogue to me, they are more like Playboy or even Euro Lad Mag…but Vogue…weird…and I’m saying that as someone who has been jerking off to fashion since i was a kid, because fashion has always been clever enough to showcase nipple, just never quite like this…

The models name is Luma Groethe…sounds like she’s totally American…which would explain why she’s so hot and not a 300 pound brickhouse like Kate Upton…

I’m a fan.

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2014

04

Sep

Mathilde Gohler for TREATS Magazine of the Day

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Mathilde Gøhler did this shoot for TREATS MAGAZINE …

I don’t know anything about her, but she seems to be European and like all Europeans, she’s open to Nudity, and based on these pictures alone she’s pretty good at it, I guess since all nudity isn’t created equally, you need the girls who are better at it to star in the pictures of it, something the people at TREATS MAGAZINE , who you may know as Em Rata’s founding Fathers, have figured out…

All this to say, Mathilde Gøhler, is the future…I’m not sure of what…but I am going to assume your masturbation….

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2014

04

Sep

Alex Vega Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Alex Vega is Robert Rodriguez’s little muse. The tween he recruited for his Spy Kids movies, and I don’t think he’s done anything since.

I will assume that like Polansky and really all the execs at Disney, everything that went on between them was WHOLESOME as fuck, you know respectful and non-sexual, because hollywood doesn’t have a history of being perverted, twisted, too rich to get punished, depraved freaks who go on sex tourist vacations in thailand where they watch or participate in youthful sex…

I just know that she’s really into showing off her tits on instagram…that always stems from a well-rounded childhood…

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2014

04

Sep

Hannah Ferguson Hot for GQ of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is some 40 year old Texan diner waitress, at least that’s what she looks like to me, but thanks to Guess and Sports Illustrated, she can pretend to be 24, a new face, and here to save the fucking world, one half naked picture at a time…

I don’t think there’s anything all that interesting or good about her, but I guess any all American fake tit, blonde chick, will get some kind of play, especially when all these magazines and companies dip into the same talent pool, something these girls are used to, because the second they get published, all the rich dude penis comes at them erect throwing money…

There are better girls out there, but her bare ass on a stool – inspires me…I mean as much as a bare ass on a stool can inspire

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2014

04

Sep

Nina Agdal Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day

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I wonder if I am the only straight dude in the world who hates lingerie catalog pics. I get it, in the early 90s when we didn’t have porn, we used to jerk off to this nonsense, but thanks to the state of the world and the fact that nudity is so accessible, the last thing I need to do is jerk off to this wholesome photoshopped shit, that looks cheap and badly shot, not that I jerk off, that’s for weirdos…but you get what I am saying….and that is that Nina Agdal looks like a retard let out on activity day…where instead of hitting her head against things, forcing her to be helmeted, she’s half naked with a rockin’ body…and rockin’ body that make her retard face good enough…a rockin’ body that is totally shot weird in these pics, from a weird angle, making her look all long torso….not that any of you care about that…I mean it’s a little picky and ridiculous really, there is a half naked girl getting paid a lot of money right here, for this…I should be celebrating this, not hating on it…even if I think they should have got her at a discount, like the pharmacy I used to work at got when they brought in the handicaps to clean the store…because she’s not as top model as she pretends to be…I bet she’s still fucking rich dudes for designer purses and her rent money even with the jobs she gets. All models do.

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2014

04

Sep

Jill Scott “Allegedly” Naked of the Day

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Someone emailed me this picture of 42 year old Jill Scott, who is a singer, a big breasted black singer…the kind of big breasted black singer you would not ever really want to see naked, unless you are like my friend who has fucked 1000s of women and only finds joy in being smothered by big black women….in which case you’ll love this shit…

I mean I can’t imagine this is from any Fappening, why would nerds delve into this iCloud, and if they did, why wouldn’t they leave it on the iCloud where it belongs…no one’s eyes to be tainted by…

I mean, Jill Scott, such an obscure person, either too obscure for this to actually be her, or so obscure that it is definitely her and I guess there’s no real way to decide if it is her or not, not because all black women look the same, but because she’s hiding her damn face and no nerd is going to go to the trouble to prove these are real like they do with all the other nudes…

I’m posting it anyway.

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