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2014

03

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I ordered a coffee and the girl at the coffee shop was handed my order..and said what I thought was “I want your dick inside me”….but was really “here’s your coffee”…which made it awkward when I pulled out my dick….

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls Bending
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Hot Bed Stuff gone Weird
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Prostate Cancer Turned Down the Money Raised from the Jennifer Lawrence Nudes
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Kim K Was Presented Wrong Award Last Night
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Anais Zanotti Bikini in Miami
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Daisy Lowe Cleavage at the GQ Men of the Year Awards
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Girl Excited on a Sling Shot Ride – Porn
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Top 10 Pranks gone Wrong
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Find Cougars Who Want to Fuck You
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12 Guys Overcompensating
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2014

03

Sep

Heathyr Hoffman from Ghost Hunters Academy Nude Photos of the Day

Heathyr Hoffman is a Psychic Medium on some show called Ghost Hunters Academy…which is code for “I found my scam to get on TV”….because ghosts and psychics just don’t exist……but they do when they fuck the casting director of a stupid show.

Apparently, these are pictures of her, I’ve never seen the show so I can’t confirm or dyny anything, I can say that she’s really not my type, or really the type of girl I’d ever want to see half naked unless it was for comedic reasons, because sure I can understand that “own your body, love yourself bullshit the feminists spew, but I don’t need to be on the receiving end of that confidence, in fact, I prefer when it is saved for the bedroom…ideally someone else’s bedroom.

I guess she’s the kind of girl who wanted to be famous or naked or both…and I guess that as a concept isn’t horrible, it’s just horrible in practice…

I blame self esteem for this.

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2014

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I like the girls who stand with the celebrities who got hacked by posting their nudes……it is the right thing to do.

I also like girls who fight with each other about getting their tits done and whether or not they will need implants or if they can just get a lift…especially when they are 19 years old…worrying about old lady titty shit…

Thank you porn….for all you’ve done to destroy the self esteem of a 19 year old when it comes to her tits…

Or maybe it’s the model, celebrity world, either way, it just happened.

Here are some links…

20 Bad Rip Off Fast Food Chains
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Girls Eating Corn Dogs is My New Favorite Shit
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Kate Upton Cleavage to Celebrate her Nudes
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Behati on Set of a music Video
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Justin Got Arrested in Canada – Unfortunately He Didn’t Get Killed By Cops
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Coco’s Ass is Hilarious
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Kaitlynn Carter is a Babe Polluted by Nobody Jenner
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Drive Through Groping!
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale – Hot Work Out Partners
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Ceelo Green – Rapist
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Reese Witherspoon – Workout
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Kesha in Some Scary Bikini Pics
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Wendy Williams Does Not have a Penis
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Today in Wedding Brawls
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Girls With Nice Smiles
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Slut of the DAy
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14 Times Walmart Gave Up
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Nicole Murphy in a Bikini
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Some Actress Naked in a Movie
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Rihanna Paddleboarding in a Bikini
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10 Heroes
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Shailene Woodley Topless
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3 Model Instagrams
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Kanye West Doesn’t Understand Comedy
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Labor Day Celebs in Bikinis….
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Elsa Pataky Pokies
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Worst Songs of the 80s
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John McEnroe Gets Waterboarded
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Axle Falls Off a Moving Car
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No One Wants Ashley Simpson Wedding Pics…
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A Whole Bunch of Big Tits
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Shower Prank Video
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Kendall Jenner Legs…
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10 Etsy Products No Person Should Own
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Sofia Vergara is Slutting Out in Mexico
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The FBI is on the Celebrirty Nude Leak…
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Karmen Strips….in the Attic….
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See Some Page 3 Titties
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Amateur having a Solo Party
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Huge Asian Boobs in the Shower
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Krysten Ritter’s Rockin’ Bush
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Find Cougars Who Want to Fuck You
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Hot Nude Photoshoot
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Poontang in Punjabi
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Buttholes are Fun
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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2014

02

Sep

Sara Malakul Lane By Van Styles of the Day

In case you didn’t know, I dabble in pimping, and sometimes that pimping is non sexual, but rather introducing models or actresses I know, because I am in love with them and think they are amazing, mainly because they are beautiful and busty, talented and busty, half asian and busty….to photographers like Van Styles – who in case you didn’t know is a legend in his own right – with a huge fucking following because he takes good pics…but maybe I am just biased because I was involved in the process….

The pics were originally posted HERE

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane – Enjoy her…as much as I do…

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2014

02

Sep

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli was implicated in the nude picture scandal, there was a pic of a girl spreading her asshole that they claim are her…

I was about to post the pics from the scandal when they were all over the internet – but that I decided to not post because I am not an idiot and I know that the FBI and the Legal team behind at least Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton, two 100 million dollar franchises are going to go for fucking blood.

It’s really not 2006 anymore, where you can get away with posting this shit, now there are laws that aren’t worth fighting – because there is no glory in reposting pictures that some asshole stole from their computers or phones…and there is no glory in going to jail or having legal issues over pics of people you don’t care about.

I don’t know if I am getting old, a conscious, or bored of celebrities, that their nudes and sexts aren’t interesting to me. I don’t know if I feel bad about people being violated, haing their shit stolen but prefer when girls leak or send their own pics for attention…

I just know that there was a weird mix of people involved, that there is more to the story than we know, maybe even an insider leak, and that as much as I like as asshole pic because it is the gateway to a girl’s soul, I actually prefer her in self shot bikini pics, because they are still good enough for me to want to fight for Israel just to impress her…enough to get Leonardo DiCaprio herpes on my face…no homo – I am not a fan of Leonardo DiCaprio…but I figure her vagina comes stocked with that…

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2014

02

Sep

Paris Hilton is Dirty of the Day

In case you didn’t already know….Paris Hilton is really dirty.

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2014

02

Sep

Izabel Goulart is the Best Plane Passenger of the DAy

I have travelled, very fucking little in my life, but enough to know that I’ve never been on a plane where the girl sitting next to me looks anything like this, or stretches like this, or is on seats anything like this. I am more of the back of the plane, hit by turbulence, too fat for one seat but too cheap to buy two seats, sitting next to two other pigs in the same situation as me, our fat spilling over onto each other, cramming the people in front and behind us, all while sticking up the plane with our fat person stench…

It’s like this Izabel Goulart shit should be an ad for business class, because it seriously makes me want to save up money I steal from my wife to travel business class, and not just because I hate the prison I’ve built for myself, but because of the small and unlikely chance that I’d end up next to plane porn like this…leading to me mile high clubbing myself until they have to make an emergency landing and I get arrested for being indecent.

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2014

02

Sep

Rihanna Paddleboarding in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna went on a bit of an instagram rampage in her bikini because I guess she didn’t like that other girls were getting all the attention for being naked and hacked, all while nude pics are Rihanna’s wheelhouse, they are her expertise, they are her marketing strategy, I mean that and getting beat the fuck up by her boyfriends….

Shit makes money, so why not show her asshole as she is paddleboarding – to the paparazzi to say “I can be violated of my privacy intentionally too”…


To See The Rest of the Pics of Pics of her on Vacation CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE

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2014

02

Sep

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted this labor day white bikini pic to her facebook page that reminded me of why I love Anna Kournikova…

Firstly, she’s known as a tennis player and I have a tennis player fetish. It’s a sport where the girls can be lean and athletic, white and rich, fancy and luxurious…pretty much the opposite of me…all while grunting and sweating in short skirts flashing panties…like little porn sluts, only it’s acceptable because it’s sport…

Secondly, I don’t think she’s made any money off tennis games in the last 10 years, she doesn’t do the circuit, she doesn’t compete, yet she’s so fucking famous from tennis, more people know her, a non tennis player than actual tennis players, and that makes me laugh…She’s scammed the system…because hot girls get everything they want…

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2014

02

Sep

Eiza Gonzalez Has the Best Shorts Ever of the DAy

Eiza Gonzalez is some rich an what may be famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really ridiculous shorts on her quest for American fame and fortune…you know just another Mexican taking your white people jobs because she’s got the resources to get a work visa and to wait out a job…it’s bound to happen…and while she waits she’ll just linger around paparazzi hot spots…dressed like this…because unlike the Mexicans I know, including my mother, who was short thick and one too many corn toritllas to fit into her spandex she loved to wear when hooking, this Mexican is like the new age Mexican, not necessarily native to Mexico but mixed with actual quality genes from what I assume is Europe and not the Mayan Riviera…

She’s good. Even though I generally just like Mexican women to breast feed me like they were my mom…Tacos in Shorts work too….

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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