2014
27
Aug
Lea Seydoux is a French actress from France, who has recently done this photoshoot for Interview magazine, that you know is ART because it is black and white, but that you know is disappointing because it is clothed – since just leaving your house in France leads to endless tits during the summer – I’m talking old, young, hot, scary….all topless…
Yet they get the actress who has a big movie where she’s having lesbian sex the entire time not naked…
Bummer…right…
Posted in:Léa Seydoux
2014
27
Aug
Genevieve Morton is struggling hard to be relevant and I guess to pay her rent – because she’s working her ass off – but not literally, since she’s still fat, despite pretending she’s not..doing campaigns and photoshoots for anyone and everyone, even this shoot that looks like a cheesy as fuck Walmart brand…but that I assume pays…
I mean she’s shameless, she’s going for it, she’s getting old and hasn’t really made it yet…and I encourage her becasue it is step one of getting more and more and more naked…because every other tactic is failing…
Her only play has been Sports Illustrated – but now she’s doing this nonsense.
Here is a slutty pic she posted – where you can practically see her vagina on instagram – where slutty pics of vagina belong….she called it Part 1, I assume part 2 is when she loses weight….but or eats the bed sheets because she feels famished…
Posted in:Genevieve Morton
2014
27
Aug
Gigi Hadid is making moves in her bullshit career, that I guess is still a career, even if it was given to her by her vain, rich, ridiculous looking father for a Christmas gift one year, because her rich ass already had a pony and modeling careers are way more in right now – it’s like a reason for her to do shoots for her instagram or some shit…
So she was sold off to Guess, because Guess are family friends….and being Guess girl led to SI, and now to this CR Fashion book where she’s hard nippled and grabbing her tits, making me wonder who got to ice her before the shoot, or if maybe her big tits just get hard naturally, ever since the implants…unless of course she doesn’t have implants…which I would doubt…because I assume they were the stocking stuffer the Christmas she got the modeling career…
These rich girl models confuse me…but they exist and I still like anyone who doesn’t need to get naked – getting naked.
Posted in:Gigi Hadid
2014
27
Aug
My favorite magazine right now is GALORE ….
I think they are putting out some of the best stuff around, and I am not just saying that because I am friends with the person who shot this magazine, I am saying it because I genuinely think they know what’s up…and I’m not just saying it because I think Sophie Simmons, the girl you didn’t want to have sex with on the Gene Simmons Family show, because she was fat, unless you were a Gene Simmons Fan, into fucking anything that came out of his cock, even a jar of his semen, because he’s brain washed you that hard…
But I’m kinda into her leaner body, getting naughtier, posing in her panties, amongst black people…like the cream filling in an Oreo cookie that kinda makes me want to cream in her cookie….
Right?
[galore]
Posted in:Sophie Tween Simmons
2014
27
Aug
Liv Tyler was in Ibiza…on a yacht…because she was an unwanted rockstar daughter, who was lost, but then she was found, given tons of money to make-up for guilt and lost time, thanks to her whore groupie mom, before being sold off to modeling agencies and talent agencies to live out her dreams…because when your dad fronts Aerosmith, even if he doesn’t like the acknowlege being your dad…opportunities happen…
She’s old, I didn’t like her when she was an “it girl”…but I do think Daddy issues are cute enough for me to want to buy her used bikini on ebay, if she’s sellin’ it…
But then again, I’d buy anyone’s used bikini off ebay…if only I wasn’t broke.
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Posted in:Liv Tyler
2014
27
Aug
I’ve heard that Hailey Clauson is some fat hipster wannabe Kate Upton…that in person she’s some kind of monster, all big and scary, looking like she’s out to eat her way out of everything….but I don’t really see it….
I just see tits on a girl who had the balls to sue Urban Outfitters when she was 17 for sexualizing her, in some strategic publicity stunt that I guess worked, even though if I was a brand, I’d never hire her…she’s a liability.
She’s booked Vogue Spain, making moves and I guess a legit model…and I don’t really care because she’s not naked like she’s supposed to be…and when they aren’t naked…they don’t matter.
Posted in:Hailey Clauson
2014
27
Aug
Selena Gomez is dancing in a bra top, in her car, showing off her fake tits because that’s why she got them, even if they are smaller than most fake tits, they still have the same impact and effect on a girl who get’s them mind….
I have been with countless fake tit girls and all loved showing them off, letting you touch, or staging dance-offs as the new challenge to take the internet by storm…turning the entire world into one horrible high school class…filled with the famous, overly positive cheerleaders…and luckily ample autistic school shooters….
TO SEE PICS OF HER HIDING HER FACE BECAUSE SHE’S DRAMAIC CLICK HERE
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2014
27
Aug
Alena Blohm has ruined all the other girls for me.
I have officially broken up with all my imaginary model girlfriends, who don’t know I exist, so that I can focus my love on her.
I feel like when you see God…or the closest thing to God…you must fully commit to the cause – even if it doesn’t see you back, because the power of the universe will draw her to you…
This is the closest thing I’ve ever had to a spiritual experience, only with more half nakedness that makes me focus on her genital..and my intense interest in suffocating on them…
Serious fucking babe.
Posted in:Alena Blohm
2014
27
Aug
Alessandra Ambrosio was part of this Brazilian photoshoot that took place during the Worldcup, which I assume is the only time she goes back to Brazil, you know because she is contractually obliged to make an appearance for her people…and she took it to the streets, where she gutter ratchet – chola herself up…despite being totally so far removed from the streets of Brazil, that this is almost mocking all the poverty with her silly posing, living the glamourous millionaire model life…
I like how they threw the gutter kids in…nice touch.
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2014
27
Aug
Here is an artist rendition of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea made by what I assume is either some well paid staffer or a creepy fan, who really feels like showing the world that his big booty babes are actually lean, round assed, brozed godesses, instead of like the dumpy pig fucks that they are.
It’s like these pictures are a collective 50 pounds lighter than the original photo of the 300 year old J.Lo and her younger fat ass cohort she’s obviously partnering up with, because den mother knows how to stay relevant and to alpha the younger cunts trying to move in.
She is the period that all the other periods in the room sync up to…
I don’t think this can legally be called a picture…because it’s 95 percent CGI. Like a police sketch, only in this case, we are all the victims.
Posted in:J.Lo
