2014
25
Aug
I have very little to say about a girl and her breast feeding addiction turning ALS ice challenges into her breast feeding cause…other than that I would have volunteered my mouth and sucking abilities to help her make that much breast milk…if it is actually breast milk..
This isn’t hot, it’s gross…but for some reason…magical…but that may just be because I love that her real last name is cockburn.
Posted in:Oliva Wilde
2014
25
Aug
I don’t know anything about this Rachel Mortenson…I mean other than the obvious…and that is that she’s fucking incredible…at least in these pics my favourite people at GALORE MAGAZINE put together..
I did some research, because I’m an investigative journalist like that…call me Barbara Walters…
What I found is that she may or may not be a Hooters girl from Chandler, Arizona…who in 2010 did Hooter girl contests, but who now signed with a fashion agency, does fashion shit, and is a busty and amazing fashion model.
Now I don’t know if anything I’ve dug up is accurate, everything I say is pretty much nonsense, I mean serious fucking nonsense….
But I do see how she could have been a hooter girl…a really talented and magical and amazing hooter girl…because she’s got great tits…
Here are the pics.
Posted in:Rachel Mortenson
2014
25
Aug
MARTHA HUNT IN RUSSH MAGAZINE from Australia….has won my heart and soul…The kind of girl I want to write love songs to, you know and sing to her all night…because she’s so fucking amazing faced and hot bodied that I understand why Victoria’s Secret took her from being –
TOPLESS HERE
TOPLESS HERE
TOPLESS WITH CANDICE HERE
And made her into one of her own, but still allow her to do fun photoshoots that aren’t quite as naked but still hot enough for me to hate my life for not having her to sit on my face and suffocate me as I try to kill her pussy and it’s nine lives in one sitting…but realize that I don’t even have fat and disgusting girls to do that – so I’ll just take the pics…or in this case…look at them.
Posted in:Martha Hunt
2014
25
Aug
These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…
Posted in:Kaley Cuoco
2014
25
Aug
Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden…
But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks.
Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED
Posted in:Elsa Hosk
2014
25
Aug
I boycott any and all award shows, only because I feel like all these motherfuckers have already won at life and most of these motherfuckers are undeserving of winning at anything. I find it pretty obnoxious to award each other on your commercial shit work, like the award matters, because idiots at home who are so far removed from the Emmy Awards think this a totally legit judging system, that isn’t paid off by the people who made the shows…from my understanding hollywood is really run by a half dozen people, meaning the people really making money off this publicity stunt, make money no matter who wins…it’s just a good way to keep actors thinking what they do is actually important and not a joke…feed the dancing monkeys ego and the Dancing monkey will keep king his dancing monkey trips, because you know, just being nominated is more than they could ever imagine…bullshit.
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How About Some Taryn Manning…for Old Times…and Memories of when she fucking hated me and blocked me off social media pre-getting on TV….Old as fuck..
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Posted in:Emmy's
2014
25
Aug
Anja Rubik is some underwear model…I mean I doubt she’d want to be referred to as just some underwear model. She’s booked Victoria’s Secret and that’s some major campaign, that she probably likes to think makes her more important because it pays a lot of fucking money, and I guess it kind of does because when you get paid by those assholes and sign your life away, along with being prostituted to A-Listers who also get a certain level of fame…but to me…and based on these pics she’s just some underwear model.
Posted in:Anja Rubik
2014
25
Aug
Maria Sharapova is what I like to think was at one point in her career the porn star of tennis, mainly because she would flash her fit ass in a little skirt like she was the Coppertone baby pin-up girl, grunting…and squealing…and sounding like she’s getting slammed harder than my neighbour when he fucks hookers with various household objects…that’s why I love tennis so much, not for it’s pompous classy….high society…white collar bullshit, but because it is perverted…
That said, she’s old now, she’s not that hot, she’s in the candy business, and now she’s fashion modelling…for tennis perverts like me…and all I have to say is not enough crotchless…in her outfits, but that’s always the case.
Posted in:Maria Sharapova
2014
25
Aug
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is the kind of low level socialite train wreck who is well into her 30s and not entirely cute in her drunken club event party slut hustle…she’s a bit of a depressing train wreck you want to feel sorry for when you find her passed out in the backseat of the towncar you’ve been hired to drive….before fingering her, because girls like her don’t wear panties, panties ruin vagina flashing photo opportunities…
But what I do like about her is that in giving a fuck and wanting celebrity so bad…she’s failed so much that she doesn’t seem to care anymore…and this pussy flash may not be intentional for attention at all, but rather just because she’s broken, but then again all girls who want to be famous are broken, and there’s something pretty magical about that….something I call Labia.
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Posted in:Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
2014
25
Aug
Nadine Leopold is some Austrian model, like Hitler, only probably more into killing fat girl self esteem with her celebrated skinny body, than killing Jewish people.
You know all about the unrealistic body image and getting paid for it, instead of being about an aryan race and killing people off to make that Aryan race….but I guess being an elitist, top tier woman who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume only dates billionaires and good looking people, sticking with the 1 on yachts because they are the top echelon , and having no interaction with common normal people because they aren’t allowed in the VIP room, is kind of that utopian blonde and blue eyed state…
Yes I compared underwear modelling for Urban Outfitters…to Nazi Germany.
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Posted in:Nadine Leopold
