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2014

25

Aug

Taylor Swift’s Realizes She Has Legs… and the VMAs Happened of the Day

I don’t watch the VMAs. I don’t participate in the VMAs. It is the most horrible kind of celebration or event that exists. Giving novelty awards for a giant Ad deal to idiots who feel like winning them is an accomplishment they can be honored for, when all I see is everything that is wrong with our world, the younger generation…and you….

It is the kind of event that I encourage any gangster related shootings to take place at. Any terrorist attack, because sometimes, horrible people must be stopped…

That said, here are some of the babes in attendance…like Taylor Swift, pretty much realizing that she’s got great legs and that she doesn’t need pants, since pants get in the way of Karlie KLoss climbing up inside her broken soul via her vagina.

Chantal Iman’s a Model who may or may not be pregnant, have a gut or more importantly, be popping her booty like she’s not a skinny and frail black girl..staight from the save a child in Africa infomercial.

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Iggy Azalea’s Big Round Ass is only offensive because of her waist to hip ratio.

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Amber Rose Mesh Outfit…Like All New Moms Should be Wearing. I’m pretty sure Rose McGowan did this a few years ago, only far more impressive….because I guess Hip Hop’s going more goth now…

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Sarah Hyland Popped Her Booty and Arched That Back the Way Sofia Vergara was Taught when she was a porn model…

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Katy Perry and Riff Raff did the Britney and Justin VMA Outfit – Because they Are Jokers…Good Play…

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A Little Arianne Grande Poppin Her Hip…Like She Was Riding Her Black Boyfriend

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The Highlight – Was Rita Ora’s Huge TIts – Braless – Doing her Best Rihanna

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Posted in:VMA

2014

25

Aug

Willa Holland’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Willa Holland is some tween from the OC…that was a decade or two ago and she’s pretty alright in her pretty low level bikini pics for social media…but maybe I just like her half naked gangster pose…it reminds me of Suge Knight like some 90s rap act, half naked…but not shot 6 times…after a Chris Brown party.

I am really not all that excited by any of this nonsense…because if you leave your house, and I don’t, you will see hot, half naked, breast implanted amazing girls with great bodies – doing all kinds of everyday stuff who are actually a lot more interesting than any self involved cunt who wants so desperately to be in a movie. In front of the camera, but not the kind of famous you find in a bar at 3 am, drunk and ready for her big break…the other kind of famous where she’s probably gonna never give you the time of day.

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2014

25

Aug

Micaela Schafer Nude Ice Bucket Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

Random Nude Guy Walking Down the Street

Russian Cab Driver of the Day

Subway Creeper

Teacher Catches Everything on Fire

Homelesss Man on the Train

Boater of the Day

Big Girl Does Ice Bucket Challenge

Dog Helps Carry Groceries..

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Aug

Selena Gomez Titties in a Black Dress Get Lunch of the Day

The Selena Gomez titty debate continues…does she have implants, does she not have implants, does it matter since everyone has implants, do you care, do I care, does anyone care…maybe we should be focused on the fact that she’s a bloated little chipmunk who isn’t really showing her tits in ways she is meant to show her tits, in an era where everyone shows their tits, because she’ gets the business she is in and knows the hustle and that there is a price on everything including but not limited to her first official titty pics…or titty scene…she’s not going to Miley this and use the tits for a rebrand, save those for monetary gain, because above all…these celebrities love fucking money…

We should be more concerned with her fake lips because lips is where blowjobs happen.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

25

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I always lose the “Who Slept With the Most Disbaled Girl” party game…

It’s like one minute everyone is drunk and laughing at the guy who banged the midget girl in college and then at the guy who had a deaf girlfriend, but when they come around to me they get all judgemental when I for having sex with severely handicapped girl, possibly dead girl who couldn’t say no because she was so far gone. She was an unresponsive vegetable I was scared to touch because I didn’t want to break her more since was so far gone…or leave marks, since I found her on the side of the road after what seemed to be a hit and run bicycle accident pre-ambulance…when life gives you lemons….you fuck them before the ambulance comes.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls In Glasses are Alright
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Amber Rose in a Classy Half Naked Outfit
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Robin Williams MTV VMA Tribute
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Some Girl Sues VH1 for Broadcasting her Tits
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12 Animals Confused By Laser Pointers
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Drunk Ryan Seacrest Touches a Vagina
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Bustiest Weather Girls…
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Discontinued Soda Taste Test
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12 Impressive Recovereies
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COUGARS ONLY GET BETTER AT SEX WITH AGE
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Girls in Lingerie
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Ola Jordan Booty!
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16 Middle Aged Fat Guys Photobombing Girls on the Beach
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Easiest Corn on the Cob
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The Kardashians Were Texting During the Ferguson Tribute at the VMAs
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Lea Michele Took Her Boy Toy on a Walk
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I just landed in syrup.

I forgot to post the step links, at least one person cared, blame drinks, sleep apnea, unprofessionalism, breasts, ass, topless beaches and chronic masturbation – coupled with seedy hotels – no internet and extreme sadness that the blow job wasn’t to completion.

Here they are – too late to apologize…

Girls in Glasses
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12 Bizarro McDonald’s Drive Thru Moments
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Kate Moss Bikini Vacation
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The Worst Crimes in America This Week
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A Nikki Minaj Dancer was Bit by an Anaconda
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Shayna Taylor is Hot Tits
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Ola Jordan is Pretty Perfect
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Michael Cera has Released an Indie Folk Album
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Chloe Grace is Dating a Beckham
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Kristen Stewart Did Ice Bucket Challenge Wrong
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Pam Anderson and Scary Tits…
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Selena Gomez Cleavage
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Extreme Sitting
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Chris Pratt is Pretty Cool with the Kids
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Colleen Shannon is a Hot DJ
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Alessandra Ambrosio is the Parking Lot Queen
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Cara Santana Sports Bra /Hard Nipples / Cameltoe
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Hard Nipples
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Dr Erin Gilbert in A See Through Shirt
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15 Cats Knocking Things Off Tables
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Girls in Selfies.
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Shower Thoughts with Nick Offerman
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Genital Jewelry is Insane..
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Pippa Middleton in Shorts
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Bianca Gascoigne in a Bikini
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Tulisa Contostavlos in a White Bikini
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Iggy Azaelea Looks Like Food
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Kendall Jenner Tight Pants
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Grouper Eats a 4 Foot Shark
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Lady Gaga in Ill Fitting Clothes
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Tamara Ecclestone in a Bikini
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New Human Barbie is Almost Perfect
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Ashely Tisdale Leggings
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Sarah Hyland Bra
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Best Hip Hop Instagram Pics
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Topless and Busty at the Beach
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Lesbians
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Drunk of the Day
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Lesbians
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Some Girl Waters Herself
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The Best thing to Happen in a Walmart
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Girl Masturbating..
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Dirty Bathtub Masturbation
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

22

Aug

Naked Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario of the Day

Ashley Benson and her “friend” who I guess is on the same publicity stunt train as Ashley Benson – decided to post this fully nude running pic, bare ass and all, and I love it.

More people need to be posting nudity on Instagram, especially hugely famous people like Ashley Benson, because they are paving the way for perverts like me to have stuff to masturbate to, and for exhibitionist hipster girls to post all their nude pics -because thanks to selfies – nude pics are trendy, the future, what all the influencers are doing…and non nude pics are frowned upon in the cool circles…

Meaning…

More and more nudity will happen and the oppressive big brothers on social media sites who are trying to control us will LOSE….

It blows my mind that people can’t post nipple pics, asshole pics, all kinds of pics on whatever the fuck they want to post them on. Censorship is so archaic.

That said, I prefer Ashley Benson, who isn’t really famous to me, but who is apparently HUGELY FAMOUS to the rest of the world, thanks to her show…when she’s photoshopped like this, because the real Ashley Benson is sloppy…which is why I am more into her topless pics…like when she was topless HERE -because that’s usually the better angle for sloppy girls…and as far as I’m concerned – it’s her best work yet…not that she actually works.

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

22

Aug

Jessica Hart’s In GQ of the Day

Jessica Hart is a gap toothed, Australian model with big tits who dates Billionaire Stavros, who has likely given her Paris Hilton strain of Herpes, along with all the other girls he allegedly banged, but who I’m not convinced he banged, because he’s so next level rich, that he knows that these girls are just hookers.

He is a legit billionaire, there’s just no way to really trust a girl’s intentions when you come with the first class 5 star life. So you just keep them around like a harem of hookers, but don’t call them hookers, call them models, since models are much more respectable in their “Pay me for sex if you have a yacht” hustle.

I’m not hating, I like her tits. Tits that I guess by Google Ad standards make GQ pornographers. In America, nipples are bad. Yet people still advertise on GQ, even with the nipples…so maybe I just do things wrong, clearly, as I sit here on my couch with the only tits around are mine – and they aren’t hot at all.

That’s all I have to say about gappy tits and her boyfriend she’s trying to marry for obvious reasons – while she’s half naked for a mainstream men’s mag…

Posted in:Jessica Hart

2014

22

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski Big Tits for Ocean Drive of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is in Ocean Drive and I guess she is pretending to be a Fashion model, and for some reason people are buying into it.

She’s short, she’s busty, she’s got very little business being a fashion model, but she’s posing here like she is one, and not the busy nude model she was just last year.

I guess she’s proving that models are a product of internet fame, and not so much weight, size or measurements….and any average faced girl can make it – so long as she shows her tits to the right person.

I am not hating on Emily Ratajkowski even if I call her EM Rat Cow. I like what she’s doing to girls everywhere by giving them the idea of getting naked and the hope that it will convert for them like it did with her…It’s like one music video created this and now she exists…and I guess the good news is that she’s got the tits that got her here in the first place…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

22

Aug

Genevieve Morton Pretending to Workout is the Joke of the Day

I mean come on Genevieve Morton, we get that you’re trying to go famous and use social media to get there, but there are some things fat girls can’t fool us with, because of them being fat and all….like fitness.

She can polarize her career, her existence, shoot from the right angles, pretend to be famous and relevant, even cast movies from sucking producer dick, or post pics from expensive and fancy places from sucking rich dude who like model dick…..

But the one thing she can’t do is pretend to be in shape….

We get it – she was the Kate Upton who never was…but she’s totally not owning that….and pulling some other bullshit like this….

I guess in ways it is kinda funny…but not that funny…Here’s her caption, what a joker.


#fitnessfriday working out my core today ???? mainly a combination of crunches and plank if you have any tips let me know ???? #genevievemortonfitness

Posted in:Genevieve Morton