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2014

22

Aug

Victoria Beckham Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Victoria Beckham did the ice bucket challenge…

Now, I wish the ice bucket challenge was just the ice challenge where celebrities did as much meth as possible and the one who comes closest to death wins without dying wins….and all the ones who accidentally die would make us all winners…win win win – I would donate to that charity.

That said, seeing a small Beckham being taken out by ice water is pretty fucking jokes…but then again – so is people dumping ice on themselves for a charity….

I’ll still think about masturbating to it, but I think about masturbating to everything, I just don’t…

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2014

22

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Here is some Hilary Duff in a bikini for instagram because instagram is the place where girls can be attention seeking whores under the pretence that it is just to show off how great they are…their lives are…their bodies are…their bikinis are…because social media is a fucking lie where all these idiots try to show off…and I am okay with these bikini pics of everyone and anyone in bikinis…because I am a pervert…even with pics like this that are an attempt at “artistic”…and almost impossible to masturbate to, unless you’re a professional…and you are…

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2014

22

Aug

Mila Kunis Sucking Spoons of the Day

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Here is Mila Kunis showing everyone what it is like to be pregnant and miserable, where your only happiness comes from getting ice cream and being able to eat whatever the fuck you want, even though it doesn’t take away the sads of how wrecked her little kutcher is going to look when her little kutcher crawls out and pollutes the entire world….

Or maybe she’s showing girls that it’s better to have an oral fixation, than a cum in my uterus because I am over 30 and need a baby now before it is too late and I might as well do it with my old friend and billionaire I used to fuck, because he gets me…

Either way, pregnant girls…not hot…

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2014

22

Aug

Cara Delevingne Walks and the Paparazzi Care of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is relevant now, the American paparazzi follow her…and care about what she’s tonguing.

The only thing I see is a Socialite, rich kid, who partied with the right people, and who got invited to the Chanel warehouse sale where Karl Lagerfeld said “hey why don’t you model for me”…to which she did and now she exists…

It’s like right party, right place, right friends and the public confuse her for being relevant, or even being the most relevant “it” girl around, when she’s probably just pretty fucking annoying…

You know that all this fame has gone to her head, and that she’s probably the worst human to ever be around…I mean – unless she’s letting you watch her tongue a vagina in a VIP exclusive yacht because she so wild and hip…

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2014

22

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens in Some Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is not wearing the shorts a girl her age should be wearing. I guess she hasn’t gone out in public and seen that no girl wears shorts like these. These are more something some Parisian looking, possibly homo man on his way to get ice cream after a long jog and there’s really very little hot about that…

If I don’t see ass cheek or camel toe, then the shorts aren’t shorts…but rather they are pants..horrible horrible pants…

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2014

22

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Thigh Gap of the Day

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Uggghhhh…

Sarah Jessica Parker thigh gap was not anything I wanted to fuck with in the 90s when she was used as the accessible “fashionable” monster for girls to idolize and think and that guys thought was hot due to being misinformed…

I didn’t get why she was the hot Sex and the City hero, that girls everywhere wanted to idolize, and did idolize and in turn became miserable with their choices when they hit 40 and had no kids – but herpes…lots of herpes…and I sure as hell don’t find her thigh gap anything I want to talk about now…but I am sucked in and can’t turn back now..

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2014

22

Aug

Lighthouse Picture of the Day

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Nice lighthouse…I am always into pretty scenic shots, you know artistic landscapes, as long as there is a bikini ass in them…

Obnoxious faux artist photographers like to take pics of these landscapes and puppies on their instagram so that girls don’t think they are creepers even though any asshole who posts pics of landscapes or puppies on his instagram, claiming to be a photographer, is just doing that shit to get girls in his studio and trap them like Terry Richardson, who has turned to a life of posting pics of his travels rather than sluts on his blog, because that’s how you maintain an image…

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Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

22

Aug

Rita Ora’s Dumb Mesh Outfit of the Day

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I went to a party a while ago because I had no choice. I generally don’t like leaving my house ever. But when vagina you can potentially get to sit on your face despite all your setbacks like obesity, marriage and poverty calls…sometimes…you do things you don’t want to.

At this party, a group of girls all dressed in oversized jerseys and shorts, who looked like ridiculous clowns who didn’t have time to clean up after their stage show, pretty much like Rita Ora in these pics, were not very nice to me….despite being what looked like the handicapped people at the event, it turned out they were the snobby pretentious fashionista acting bitches, because apparently, this is a style, despite how dumb it looks…

Now I may be out of touch, but I know one thing, and that is whether a hot girl looks hot, or if she looks like a white boy trying to be hood, in the 90s…which didn’t look gangster then and doesn’t look gangster now…

Under all their stupid outfits was hot, thin models…and I just thought falling into this streetwear trend that is so fucking dumb, was tragic…these should be short tight denim shorts…seriously…

Oh well…you can see some panty..

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

22

Aug

Beluga Whale Teases Kids and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Fight in Vietnam…

Pick Pocket Gets Greedy

Polish and Ukrainians at War

Riving a Heroin Addict in Vietnam

Good Ice Bucket Fail

Posted in:Videos

2014

22

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Bikini Pics of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day makes for a good fucking time, even though Aubrey O’Day is some low grade shit because Aubrey O’Day is a bottom feeder, almost like a hooker who I don’t really have any interest in as a performer, but I do have interest in as a stripper, but she’s got this distorted attitude because she was on TV that will never lead her into porn, but it did lead her into being a fat rapper girl, which from my perspective is pretty similar, but that for her own state of mind, is just being a white girl into black dudes because it allows her to eat….

Well, she’s moved on from that phase of her life, has gone back to white guys and in turn has lost weight, but still has a stupid ass she likes drawing attention to…that I find kind of hot, even if I am not in her demographic of someone she’d want to find her hot…

I hated everything she represented…but now that she’s less fat…I can deal…at least with her self shot bikini pics that don’t celebrate her ass.

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