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2014

22

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Her name is VHSBabe and she has nothing to do with the love letter I wrote a girl the other day….do you want to read it…ok fine…but don’t laugh at me for writing love letters…romance isn’t dead – it lives in all of us…

I was just looking at the sunset and remembering all the good times we had when I came in you ass

Speaking of Cumming in Asses, I think that’s how Gwyneth was conceived

Here are morning links…

This is the Best Picture I’ve Ever Seen of a Lighthouse…Nice Lighthouse…
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Knitted Wetsuits are the Future
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Childhood Crushes – Then and Now
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Kendall Jenner Booty in Tights…
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Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Wrong..
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Verne Troyer ALS Ice Bucket Challenge…
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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The Best Mariah Carey – Nick Cannon Picture of the Day
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Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Genital Jewelry is Insane..
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

22

Aug

Top 10 Christina Hendricks is in 10 pics of the Day

My friend just told me that Christina Hendricks is 20 to 1 on most sportsbooks to win Best Supporting Actress at the Emmys on Monday.

I say she’s got no chance…but I also don’t think she’s hot, overrated but other people do, that’s why I pulled these 10-20 pics of her from other sites saying these are her hottest pics, to prove that she’s not hot…

There is nothing exciting about her, except big tits, but I can show you thousands of fat girls with big tits, it isn’t an impressive feat, if anything fat girls with no tits are more impressive, because that takes some level of freakish hormones or genetics..

Hell if I eat enough donuts – I’ll have a d-cup too…in fact I already do..

Here are the top pics of her for you to judge for yourself, keep in mind these are all 4 years old…but you like 4 year olds…don’t you. Monster.

Posted in:Christina Hendricks

2014

22

Aug

Top 14 Pics of MorganReese -the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

I am drunk…and have been on a stepGIRL CAMS for the last 12 to 14 hours…and I think I’ve officially fallen in love. This is what I was supposed to feel when I got married to my wife and now I understand the whole reason that these sites are addictive…it is because of these amazing girls who may make money getting naked, but who get naked so good, and so fun and from the comfort of their own home…

Her name is Morgan Reese…she’s magnificent and I just pulled some of her twitter pics for you to get sucked on in this too…because I don’t mind sharing what isn’t mine to begin with..I know deep…but not deep enough…if you know what I mean…

I guess what it comes down to is that there are cam girl and there are cam stars…it’s safe to say…this one’s a serious star…seriously…


TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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Posted in:stepGIRLCAM

2014

21

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with topless beaches – is the girls who don’t got topless fucking the whole system…

The problem with nudist beaches – is not the fact that the naked women are disgusting, but that it’s all dudes – gay dudes – looking to peacock – dick out and back arched looking for love.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Middle Aged Fat Guys Photobombing Girls at the Beach
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Braless Girls of the Day
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Beyonce’s Mom Speaks!
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Paris Hilton in a White Bikini
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Too Old for Ice Buckets in a Bikini
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Parks and Recreation Cast Losing Their Shit
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Bar Refaeli at an Event…
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Hilary Duff Curves
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Laura Cremaschi Has Best Bum Ever
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Slut of the Day
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Katie Holmes Big Cleavage.
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Anais Zanotti Bikini Butt
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Lindsay Lohan’s Credit Card Got Declined at a Club
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Anna Lynn McCord Panty Flash…
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Hot Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Little Diddy about Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp Splitting Up…
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Hayden Panettiere Hot at 25
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Things that Bounce…
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Failed Translations….
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Stacey Poole Topless Bath
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Johnny Depp’s Hot 15 Year Old Daughter is in a Movie
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Martha Hunt for free People
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The Best Athletes Turned Actors
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Some Black Pussy For You
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Karina Smirnoff is Good
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Katrina Bowden is Alright…to jerk off to
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Chrissy Teigen for XOXO
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Brad Pitt Killing Nazis
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Before and After Pics of Rescued Dogs – So Cute
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10 People who Picked Wrong Shirt…
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Celebrities You Didn’t Know Had Tattoos
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Martha Hunt’s Boring Campaign
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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I Would Love To Live Inside Her Ass
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Heidi Klum Legs
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Lindsay Lohan is Living With an Investment Banker with Young Kids…
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Like Father / Like Son
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10 Creepy Things Music Fans Do on Twitter
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Nina Dobrev Boring for New York Post
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Martin Lawrence wet to the Vineyard
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Tara Reid’s A Babe
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Guy Calls 911 Because a Stripper Wouldn’t Strip for Him
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Advancing The Black Woman’s Cause
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Big Fucking Tits..
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Joe Simpson’s Dad is Dressed Crazy….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lucy Li Strips
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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My Kind of Salad….
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Tan Amateur Babes
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Jodie Foster – NUDE!
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Luckiest Peeping Tom Ever
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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The Girl Who Missed her Target
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ClassY Girl
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Dirty Bathtub Masturbation
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is a Stepmother of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this video of her playing with a bunch of kids, looking like she’s in her late 40s, all medicated after downing a bottle of booze and a pack of smokes, only to play with the kids that didn’t crawl out of her uterus, like the little dolls they look like in her distorted world…puppets she can groom and whore to the industry…

It turns out that her “family time”…involves an investment banker who she lives with, and his two kids, because she’s allowed to find happiness, everyone deserves happiness as long as it’s rich enough to support her habits…

I don’t find a girl being a mom, whether insane or capable or not, very hot…but it is sure as hell better that she fucks with other kids than have her own, not that her dried up uterus can have kids, it is probably hasn’t had a period since Herbie Fully loaded…

I just like celebrating other stepPARENTS…me an Lohan we are so the same…twinsies….motherfuckers…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

21

Aug

Genevieve Morton Wearing a Kate Upton Bra of the Day

Shots have been fired.

She’s throwing shade at Kate Upton by wearing Kate Upton’s picture on her tits like Kate Upton was her bra.

This is the fat bikini model rivalry, it’s the “you’re the below me, I wear your pig ass on me because I own you”…equivalent of shitting on a pic of the model she so wants to be, but a little more classy, because her shit, at least based on her dumpy body due to eating, would be very very very large…all that eating….

Or maybe Genevieve Morton just likes bacon…I mean she looks like she likes bacon..lots and lots and lots of bacon…or maybe she’s jumping on that whole bacon thing that was big two years ago is only happening in South Africa now, they are behind on things because they are too busy trying to hide slavery…

You know she’s studied everything Kate Upton did to be famous, and feels like it should be her, so you know…this is her attempt and winning as the big girl model in Sports Illustrated…It’s a little bit sad and a little bit entertaining…even if everything about her, even her tits, are uneventful…fat and boring…according to me and I am a professional at these things..

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

21

Aug

Maria by Sergey Korolkov for Treats of the Day

The model’s name is Maria, you’ve never heard of her, but now you’ve seen her totally naked for TREATS MAGAZINE …in black and white, because black and white pictures make it art and not soft core porn – duh.

It’s the best scam to get any girls who would never get naked – naked. It’s like “no baby, it’s black and white, if it was porn, it’d be full color…obvs”…

No girl wants to turn down art, for fear of being seen as an ignorant asshole, even when we all know anyone who pretends to be an artist, or is an artist and acknowledges is the real asshole…

But the kind of asshole I like, because of one very important reason…hot babes mixed with a bit of nakedness….

Posted in:Treats

2014

21

Aug

Iggy Azalea is Feeding Her Ass at Mr Chow’s of the Day

There are debates that Iggy’s ass is fake, because her waist is so well trained. Giving her an abnormal waist to hip ratio, but I assume that she’s just into feeding it, like it is a creature of it’s own, probably because it is one, that is responsible for her career.

I just know that there is such thing as too big, too dumpy, and not so interesting…because I am not black and into that…but I guess when a fat girls figures out how to make it work for her, we should encourage her, even though I think it’s bad for the youth to have big girl idols…it makes them think it is okay to be fat and science tells us another story…one we should listen to, since it’s better to jerk off to.

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2014

21

Aug

Vanessa Hudgen’s Lookin’ Hot in Flaunt of the Day

Here’s a preview of Vanessa Hudgens for Flaunt Magazine…that doesn’t look anything like Vanessa Hudgens. Maybe I just view her as this chubby, hairy, little monkey…who despite being cute, has no real sex appeal. Like she leaked nude pics from when she was 17, and no one really cared, except her legal team, because she has no sex appeal. They were the kind of nudes you were like “oh that’s just a hairy naked girl, whatever”….you know the kind of pic that made you understand how a doctor doesn’t get hard when girls get naked in his office…you know…non-sexual nudity…which sucks…but looks like she’s turning that around, at least in this one pic.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

21

Aug

Raquel Zimmermann Topless for Vogue Paris of the Day

Raquel Zimmermann is a model who I generally think looks like a monster…but when she’s topless for Vogue…she’s pretty lovely…which means that if you take a big, broad woman who is proportionate, make her up, light her, hire the best photogs and get her naked…she’s good.

Maybe I just like that Vogue are softcore Pornographers, like Penthouse or Hustler in the 70s, only their Editor’s not getting shot like Larry Flynt did for Hustler…

I just think it’s funny that porn influenced fashion….paved the fucking way…reminding us all that it’s ok to be sleazy…someone will rip you off and monetize it better than you eventually.

Posted in:Raquel Zimmermann