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2014

21

Aug

How Did I Miss The Nicki Minaj Anaconda Video of the Day

I don’t like Nicki Minaj, because she’s the most irritating Lil Kim impersonator there is. I don’t really buy into her bullshit, because she came out as a black lady gaga to talk to a specific market…and now she’s a gutter hip hop slut? I mean really…she doesn’t even hide the fact that she was in acting school and went to a casting…

Not that it matters that the whitest black girl, is playing a black girl, to speak to white girls…

What matters is that her hyped Anaconda video dropped 2 days ago, and 19 million people have seen it…and I totally didn’t…even though I posted behind the scenes, and build up to it, because I guess build up and hype didn’t work on me, I’m too busy not caring about garbage like this…but I do like celebrating ass as much as she does…and I guess how the whole world likes celebrating ass..

I mean this is the most ass filled video ever…and worth watching….on mute…

Because legit or not…the ass game is real.

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Aug

Models Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

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This celebrity cool kid, you know them letting you know who they know and who they are friends with, you know because the whole world is like a giant horrible high school and they are the cool kids, and you’re all the fucking virgin losers in the corner not invited to any of the parties…

I am all for creating awareness for a disease, but I don’t think ice buckets are representative of the disease….

Jourdan Dunn

Suki Waterhouse

Alessandra Ambrosio

Sara Sampaio

Gigi Hadid

Behati Prinsloo

Lily Aldridge

Kate Upton

Brett Palvin

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Aug

W Magazine’s How To Take a Selfie Like a Supermodel of the Day

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W Magazine put together this video of models doing selfies, I don’t know what models are in the mix, because I had to turn the fucking thing off in the first 10 seconds because let’s face it, it fucking sucks. The idea was poorly executed, especially when we all know model selfies involve way more vag that they are sending their producer boyfriends when their producer boyfriends are off with other models…

It’s like this made me hate models, even though I normally think they are amazing – the top tier of escorts – who let you do whatever you want to them as long as you can afford their day rate….

The funny thing in all this is that this video probably cost 20,000 dollars to make and was probably paid for by a phone company to generate 1000 views…garbage…

The world is a scam, and this video lacks anything good, so that’s why I posted it…for you because you deserve the worst.

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Aug

Kate Moss Directs Lara Stone for Vogue of the Day

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Kate Moss directed what may be her first video, and as far as I’m concerned it is a bunch of high concept bullshit that isn’t high concept at all, but that is just phoney artistic attempt.

I never understand why people with budget and access ruin things by trying to be interesting or unique, it’s like everyone owns a camera on their phone now, we don’t need your pretentious ass making bullshit to distract us….especially in an era where we prefer sexts to experimental videos staring Lara Stone…and a wolf….

She should stick to topless beach pics.

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2014

21

Aug

Suki Waterhouse vs Izabel Goulart Boxing of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is a model, who is pretty fucking boring, and had really hardly made it as a model on an international level, before dating Brad Cooper.

I think she’s just a rich girl, at the right parties, who landed the A-Lister to matter, and now just lives the fancy life…because that’s what models do…

It’s like she moved in and locked him down fast and hard and now she boxes on instagram, but not really good enough to replace Iza Goulart, it’s like take it down a notch pasty, boring, UK girl, you’re definitely no Brazil..

I think it’s safe to say, that instead of punching bags and trainers, they should be punching each other, as I masturbate.

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2014

21

Aug

Tyra’s Vitiligo Chantelle Brown-Young of the Day

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I don’t know if vitiligo should be a new fetish for you, but I assume that her name being brown is representative of her not being entirely black, up on some Michael Jackson shit, that I am all for endorsing because she’s not fat…and it’s kind of different for someone who has seen everything.

I assume Tyra is endorsing her as her next top model because Tyra is all about attaching herself to things to feel better about herself, because you know if they were rivals in high school – Tyra wouldn’t be all about this…

I am all for taking ownership on what she probably hated about herself, got teased for her entire life and probably even debated killing herself over….I just know that this probably gives all the boys molested by Michael jackson nightmares…it reminds them of his penis.

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2014

21

Aug

Katy Perry’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

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As much as I hate Katy Perry’s music, she doesn’t really offend me as much as she should, even when doing the ice bucket challenge in slow motion, in a bikini…but I am probably not offended – because of the bikini. It is one of those pieces of clothing that I am just a sucker for, and it’s so typical to be a sucker for, because they are designed to make girls good to look at – even when they aren’t. But maybe I am into bikinis because they are the one thing the hookers I deal with don’t fuck with, because my 6 dollar an hour budget…only affords soiled panties they find in dumpsters from girls who shit themselves..

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2014

21

Aug

Crackhead Peeing and Other Videos of the Day

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Turkey Dancing the Flamenco

Pepper Spray Before a Fight

Drunk of the Day

Drunk Chicks Fighting

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Aug

Morning Hangover of the Dump

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Whenever talking to a group of girls, where one of them is in a cast or a brace from some kind of injury, or clearly subpar for the group due to being ugly as fuck, you must never ask the leader of their group “how much for the broken one”…they will all get mad at you wanting a discount…or maybe they get mad because you’re implying they are whores, even though logically, we’re all fucking whores…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning

Ice Bucket Challenge Founder Dies from Drowning…
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I Like the Katy Perry Ice Bucket Challenge
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The Best GIFs of Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Video
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Anna Wintour Ice Bucket Challenge.
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Hot Girls in Towels
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MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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The Best Picture Ever…
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Foo Fighters Ice Bucket Challenge
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Rihanna’s Got a Pug Face and Hard Nipples
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Jessica Alba at a Some Movie Premiere
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COUGARS LIKE TO FUCK ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Here are a bunch of College Cheerleaders
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Farrah Abraham Makes 544,000
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Shooting Watermelons
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2014

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like long skinny legs. I just don’t like trying to decipher because with hormones in the food and slutty dressing, I was next to 4 babes who looked 15 and unattractive because I like older and more damaged, and they were talking about their second year of college…and frosh week, making me realize that I am old, and all girls, even 20 year olds are babies to me……except for Nicki Minaj…but Here’s Nicki Minaj, white trained white girl who was black enough to fake being black so white girls buy her shit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Crazy Booty
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14 Celebs Ice Bucket Challenge
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Hot Babe in a SHeer Dress
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Anna Nicole Smith’s Estate has lost the Battle for the millions
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Big Tits on Instagram….
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Slut of the Day
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Nicki Minaj Insane Ass Pic
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Cop in Ferguson Tells Protestos He Will Kill Them…
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Megan Fox Doing Mom Shit
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Rihanna Has Hard Nipples
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Kanye Loving Kanye
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Ramona Singer Has the Best Pokies
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Hilary DUff Thickness
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Jessica Simpson Wants to Stuff her Ass with Silicone…
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Maria Sharapova Promoting Bullshit
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Dogs Taking Baths
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Jessica Alba is Still Hot
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Jessica ALba’s Filled in Face Has Hard Nipples
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Rihanna in Short Shorts
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Rihanna TOuching Herself
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are Done
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Lindsay Lohan Legs
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Lady Gaga is a Horrible Nightmare
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Kate Upton Fails at Ice Buckets
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Claudia Romani Broken Down in a Bikini
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Gisele’s Ice Bucket Challenge
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Russian Clubs are Awesome
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Jessica Hart See Through
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Helen Hunt Not So Sexy Bikini Cool Down
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Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron’s Fake Relationship is Over…
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Jungle Book Cast Names
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Lindsay Lohan Deleted her Pic with Tina Fey….Scandal
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Topless Pilot
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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This Isn’t Very Cute
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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A Great Dismount
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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