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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2014

Aug

Selena Gomez in Hipster Shorts of the Day

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I am not a fan of Selena Gomez, really I just encourage her knowing that she has an auto immune disease that is the opposite of AIDS, that could potentially kill her at anytime…they call it Lupus, other people call it Bieber….I call it who the fuck cares how she markets herself she’s figured out the very basic system thanks to her stage mom breeding her to own this Hollywood shit, and even if she’s not that hot, her shorts are, and I have no problem trying to stare up them, even though a picture is probably as close as I’ll ever get to her…

Now I don’t know if I am just sucked into this pic because I see shorts like this always, everywhere, and for some reason the new generation of girls all have great asses, thanks to hormones in the food and squats…or if I am getting a soft spot for sometimes doughy, chipmunk face Gomez…

I just know I like it…

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2014

Aug

Laura Cremashi’s Amazing Tit Flash of the Day

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I already know that these Laura Cremashi tit flash pics in her bikini are going to be the highlight of my day.

Not because I am a virgin loser who gets excited by a set of tits being exposed on purpose for the paparazzi, and not because I’ve never seen a set of tits. and not because she’s European and this whole bikini top thing is confusing to her, because they all go topless but because she brings hope. If you are a hot bodied girl, who is not even a celebrity in Italy, where she is from, you can come to America and get noticed…it is so simple. It is the American Dream. This is what your troops fight for….I mean that an oil to make the 1 percent richer…but I prefer to be distracted by Laura Cremashi and her immigrant tits stealing our local girl’s who want to be in the paparazzi jobs…

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2014

Aug

Lana Zakocela is a Babe for Cameron Hammond of the Day

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Lana Zakocela is some up and coming, aspiring model, who I guess has some photographer friends who create new concepts for fashion, that happen to be one of my fetishes, wet white shorts…or really white wet anything…there’s just something about wet and see through clothes that I’ve been masturbating to forever…not that you care about what I masturbate to, I am just giving this Lana Zakocela and her photographer friend my approval in all that they do…something I would imagine they would care about…if I was relevant to the hipster kids taking over DIY fashionable and artistic porn…right.

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2014

Aug

Nicola Peltz in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Not only is Nicola Peltz an up and coming it girl. You know a babe in a massive movie that Michael Bay packaged because he’s the ultimate in creepers…the kind of girl who realizes her fame, or at least the potential of her fame is now, so she pushes half naked pics to her social media to stay in our hearts and in our minds…you know doing things right…but it turns out that she’s also a rich kid, her dad’s a billionaire, which is probably more of the reason why she’s famous than her looks, because there are millions of hot girls out there without billions who work in diners and shit…and I can’t hate her for it, she didn’t ask to be rich, and really when it looks like this, craving attention like this, it’s screaming issues and validation I find hot in all kinds of girls from all walks of life, because we are all human….how’s that for some philosophy bullshit…set to rich kid in bikini pics…pretty good right.

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2014

Aug

Cara Delevingne’s Not Nude Enough for Tom Ford Campaign of the Day

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All the fashion sites are excited about Cara Delevingne getting naked for this Tom Fort campaign, but this is hardly naked to me. Call me old fashioned, or maybe I am not with it or an it girl of my own who really grasps how to manipulate society with my trust fund, to hang with A-listers and thus appear to be an A-Lister of my own….because I consider nudity without clothes, sure, but with vagina and nipples…otherwise this girl is just covering up the good lesbian parts…which might as well be her in a snowsuit…

Here she is in some paparazzi pics CLICK HERE To remind you that she’s better off in photoshoots.

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2014

Aug

Gisele’s Ice Bucket Challenge is Too Clothed of the Day

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Gisele did the ice bucket challenge, and I guess with her really successful husband, and her really successful self, she doesn’t need to try anymore. She’s a classy woman, with a family and mansions all over the place, living the life of Luxury…I mean to cheapen her like she was an aspiring bikini model willing to do anything to break free from the crowd was her past, that’s not her anymore, she’s made it and can pretend that person doesn’t exist, like I pretend this person doesn’t exist, since jerking off to Gisele is better post-op – pre-babies.

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2014

Aug

Irina Shayk Promoting Nonsense of the Day

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Irina Shayk may or may not be a Russian escort that was good enough to sell to the fashion industry/ to a professional soccer player to be the beard for his image…

You know the kind of woman who sees her man for public appearances every 6 weeks, and the rest of the time she’s fucking Hollywood – to get ahead…

The kind of model who walks a fine line of porn girl, bikini model, and fashion….

Who I guess books the occasional campaign that only weirdos can jerk off to, like this one for a shoe company…

It’s like this does zero for me…where’s her half nakedness…but it probably does something to you because you’re a freak and any body part, living or dead, attached or in the freezer is enough for you and that would make me uncomfortable if I cared.

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2014

Aug

Izabel Goulart Work Out Porn of the Day

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Being married to an obese, disgusting, pig of a woman who has robbed my soul, dignity, pride and self worth…I find it fascinating to see hot as fuck girls who keep fit and take care of themselves. My wife is the kind of woman who powders when her stink is just too much to handle midsummer…you know the kind of woman who thinks fitness is eating one bag of chips instead of two…so seeing this superwoman shit blows my mind, fascinates me, and is really just fantasy, even though I see fit girls everywhere I go…I jut don’t live it…

That said, Iza Goulart’s pics and videos are getting pretty repetitive, but then again, so am I…we’re all just one trick…

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2014

Aug

Erin Heatherton for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they lend out to other companies to keep her busy when they don’t need her…even though she’s one of the girls they’ve actually put into the mix by marketing her outside of Victoria’s Secret.

You know one of the girls they lend to Leo to pretend he’s dating them, despite rumours that he’s gay….because I assume he has a percentage of the company…

The fact is, that these girls are all egos. They would never date each other’s man, or ex boyfriend, unless it was part of their contract and they never fuck.

I know how girls work at all levels, I know how dudes work…and I know even with A-Listers, when they can have any A-Lister, they won’t fucking play with fire and sure enough, if they did…the fashion show would be more of an episode of Jerry than the infomercial it is.

THat said, this Erin Heatherton is a fucking babe.