Lady Gaga in Fetish Gear Scary
Amy Schumer in her scary underwear scary
Gigi Hadid – Rich Girl Tits in Ice
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2014
18
Aug
Rihanna Grabbing her Crotch of the Day
Rihanna posted this picture of someone who I will assume is her, grabbing her crotch, because it’s either itchy, she’s trying to be edgy, or because this is just the kind of message she wants to send kids…that it is ok to masturbate in pictures, as long as you have your panties on and you make a lot of money every year from selling your soul to the industry at a young age, to a man you met at a Barbados resort, when you were possibly, an underage hooker…rumours I’ve heard, and don’t really care about, because if they are true, she’s staying true to who she was before being worth 100s of millions…and I respect that…
Unfortunately, this is less of a sext, and more of a fashion shoot. Boring.
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2014
18
Aug
Rita Ora’s Ass at V Fest of the Day
Rita Ora performed at V Fest in the UK and I guess was pretty happy about how her ass looked while twerking on stage, because she posted a picture of it on Instagram, something that I guess makes sense, because anyone performing on stage is a specific level of vain and self involved, that they think the world wants to see them at all times, and it turns out she was right about this one, because this Rihanna replacement is really working hard towards winning out to Rihanna, and she’s finally getting places, and if those places involve ass shaking in pants less outfits…I am sold on her and everything she does…it’s just too bad she’s too famous for self shot porn…I feel like she’d excel at that, but I guess what girl doesn’t…
Rita Ora may or may not be the future, and here’s her ass.
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2014
18
Aug
Mel B’s Bikini Selfie of the Day
“Do you know who I am? I am Mel B. I am the Mother of Eddie Murphy’s unwanted child, and a few other kids. I am a Spice Girl. I am in a bikini. Why doesn’t anyone care. Why isn’t anyone noticing me, do they not know who I am…oh fine…I’ll just take my own bikini pic so people can see my tits and body, the same tits and body the paparazzi aren’t bothering with because I don’t matter, but will never admit that, because I’m a Spice Girl. I Spiced Up your life in 2000.”
That’s the internal dialog I assume was going through Mel B’s head when posting this picture.
Yes, pretending to be a washed up Spice Girl taking a bikini pic after a bunch of kids, is my fetish…I masturbated the entire time….
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2014
18
Aug
Maria Sharapova is a Tennis Babe of the Day
Maria Sharapova was a slight favorite on Friday against Simona Halep according to Sportsbookreview.com, but according to me, she’s always the favorite, I mean besides Anna Kournikova, but I don’t think Anna Kournikova actually ever played tennis, she was more get in it to get out of Russia, find a pop singer to marry and live the good life hustle….
What it comes down to is that all female tennis players are my favorite, even the manly ones, because they wear shore skirts and scream in some of the most erotic ways…
Here’s a top 5 Sharapova from Friday.
1- Here she is scratching her back with her tennis racket, because she can’t be bothered actually playing the game, that gets in the way of her down time, in what I like to think is more of the opening scene of her sex tape…called “Rough Day on the Court”….
2- Here she is hitting the ball, because I guess she’s paid for that, in what I like to think is less of her playing her sport, and more of her opening dance moves for her stripping routine….
3- Sweaty Tits – are the new sweaty panty….and I’m just like, if clothes are wet for any reason, sign me up.
4- That Intensity in her face…is one that I like to think is probably what her O-Face looks like and that is terrifying…
5- I call this pose “Anal for the first time”…I am sure the tennis officials have a different name for it…
Posted in:Maria Sharapova
2014
18
Aug
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Pic for the Win of the Day
Alessandra Ambrosio is winning the bikini model on vacation in a bikini game…at least when she posts pictures of herself either for the paparazzi or her instagram that involve her not with her two kids…but rather upside down in yoga poses…her body doing things I am tempted to join a yoga studio to watch other girls do…even knowing that they won’t look anything like Alessandra, but rather like a horrible sloppier interpretation of this…in what I can only imagine would be a room that smells like a giant fart…from all the queefs and farts I’v been told happen since vaginas and assholes aren’t built to tolerate these kinds of positions…and just kind of explode everywhere…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself…
You can hate yoga people for being all spiritual and annoying…but I like them for their ability to eat themselves out.
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2014
18
Aug
Sarah Silverman in Masters of Sex of the Day
I didn’t realize that Sarah Silverman, or as I like to call her Anne Franck, is a serious actress now, who gets naked in lesbian love affairs on TV…
I always thought she was the ugly, gross, disgusting to look at Comedian, who for some reason, has made it on various “Hot” lists in the past, because I guess people found her hot. I’ve even met people who thought she was hot, and I’ve had conversations with them about how they are just saying that because they are Jewish and she’s Jewish and they have to by some Jewish code….her existing in Hollywood for her comedy was fine, but to put her in any “babe” even “hottest comedian” was tragic joke in and of itself, but the real tragedy in this comedy, is that now that she’s old, tired and showing her big sloppy tits on TV…and I am not even torn or distracted by tits, I’m like “put your damn shirt back on funny girl”….
Posted in:Sarah Silverman
2014
18
Aug
Angie Harmon Bikini Photoshoot of the Day
I recognize the name Angie Harmon…but I can’t really place her, I guess this is what google is for, No wonder they control the fucking world, they are so fucking convenient with all the facts they provide…
It turns out that she’s from Baywatch and the more prestigious Baywatch Nights. She was discovered by David Hasselhoff when he was creeping on her on a plane in the 90s. She’s in her 40s…and I guess felt it was time to revisit her bikini – by doing this self shot bikini shoot – that says “hey, like Carmen Electra, I still got it”…whether it’s thanks to science, medical procedures, or not – who really cares…right..
The most interesting fact about her is that she’s a “devout christian”…which makes me question all the dudes she tempted when on Baywatch..you know all the dudes who masturabated to her, and who are probably still masturbating to her, because it was an era before the internet porn, when you had to resort to late night bikini shows to get off…all stripping down again, this time for herself…weird.
Maybe it’s just a midlife crisis, you know, since she’s old.
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2014
18
Aug
Emily Ratajkowski for Yamamay Lingerie of the Day
I make fun of Emily Ratajkowski because I am an asshole, but also because I don’t like that she got too famous for being topless model to answer my emails. I take things personally like that, but these eager to be famous girls are pretty much all the same, and when fame finally hits, they stop emailing you pictures from various photoshoots they want you to promote for them…
In fact, they don’t ever acknowledge you ever again, because they are busy and got what they wanted out of you, which is very low level marketing, since 3-4 people actually read the site…
I will say, that there is no glory in being the second person to ever post Em Rat Cow pics early on in her career….in fact it doesn’t accomplish anything for your soul, bank account or penis.
That said, I do need to give Emily Ratajkowski props where props are deserved, and that is that as a young girl with huge boobs on a skinny frame, willing to get topless, she’s managed to really build a career she otherwise would never have had…giving hope to young girls every where that getting naked pays off if you’re smart about it.
So for that, I don’t resent Em Rat Cow…or her bird-like, debatably overrated face that I would have assumed would fade into obscurity but that just booked an new movie…she’s famous.
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski
2014
18
Aug
Nina Agdal Does Vegas Bikini Parties of the Day
What the fuck is going on with her face..this is Nina Agdal, a model for Sports Illustrated who has a lot more fame that she probably deserves, at least based on her face alone, because proven in the above picture she’s more handicapped looking than Brooklyn Decker…it’ like they were from the same retard home and SI needed to pass the torch to some special needs people to keep their magazine politically correct…
But I guess when you put her whole body into frame, and into perspective, everything seems a lot more interesting and the whole bikini model thing makes sense..it’s not about the face, it’s about the body and maybe in all her water head glory, she’s just got bad make-up on…I mean it’s some cheesy vegas event, you might as well cheese it up to fit in….
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