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2014

15

Aug

Annika Stenvall by Jens Stoltze for S Magazine of the Day

Her name is Annika Stenvall. She is being shot by JENS STOLTZE , the editor of S MAGAZINE ….and with all great fashion publications, there is some amazing nudity, featuring both nipple and model bush, because model bush is one of the greatest things to happen in the Fashion nudity world, because I’ve been a massive advocate of Bush for as long as I can remember, I think it adds an element of surprise, like a Christmas gift nicely wrapped…I think it hides an element of what may not be the hottest of labia or clit…sticking it’s tongue out at me…I think it allows for an element of customization and personal style…and most importantly, it’s great to cum all over…

Now…there are still girls who aren’t growing out their bushes. There are still people who think bush is gross. There are still people who are brainwashed by porn and the Kardashians, even though porn has brought bush back…because bush just looks better…

Hair is not a crime…and either is Annika…amazing in this magazine…so hot that she should be illegal…

SOURCE S MAGAZINE

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2014

15

Aug

Willa Holland Bikini Ass for Instagram of the Day

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Willa Holland was in the O.C. It was a show we’d watch because we’d go drinking at some college bar on Thursday nights, which is what I remember being the night the show was on, and we’d fuck girls based on the O.C. knowledge alone…like “did you watch tonight’s O.C., OMG, I can’t even”….and for some reason they didn’t find it weird we were 40 year olds watching the O.C….but instead were sucking our dicks in their dorms…well that happened once…but still a good enough success rate for me…

Either way, I had a friend who was in on that bullshit with me, and he obsessed with Willa Holland, and I am guessing that was around 10 years ago, and she’s 23 now…so she was obviously young as fuck then…that friend is clearly now a father of 2 soon to be 13 year olds, it’ll be interesting to see how their birthday pool parties pan out…

I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded.

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2014

15

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Still Bikinis of the Day

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It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing..

It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up…

But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art…

Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag.

I really fucked this one up…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Aug

Rosalind Lipsett is Hotter than Nina Agdal of the Day

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You may or may not remember Irish bikini model ROSALIND LIPSETT , because she’s not in Sports Illustrated, but she is reminding us that not only should she be in Sports Illustrated, but that she’s far better looking in everyday life that Nina Agdal and her big corky retard face..

I know, I’m a Nina Agdal hater…I find her so overrated, and just product of Sports Illustrated, confusing people into thinking that she’s hotter than she is…

But there are so many hotter girls out there…that should be in her place…There’s not rhyme or reason why some people are stars, while more talented people aren’t…oh right there is…it’s all based on who you fuck…

All this to say, ROSALIND LIPSETT ….let’s see more of you…

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2014

15

Aug

Laura Cremaschi Instagram Round Up of the Day

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These Miami fame whores are hilarious…and for some reason, they all come from Italy.

It’s like all the fame whores in Italy gather around a plate of Pasta and Pizza after an olive oil wrestling match for a bunch of guys in the Mafia driving Ferraris and plot how to take over the American Paparazzi and collectively come up with BIKINI…such a complicated thing that fucking works.

Yet, American Fame whores haven’t been able to figure out the process, reminding us all that Americans are lazy as fuck and that the rest of the world, will take over…if our Fame whores don’t start strategizing better…

Because I use instagram, I know the Amarican fame whores exist…I just don’t see them getting chased by the paparazzi..

I guess Italy won this round…they can thank this girl’s hot ass…

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2014

15

Aug

Lara Stone and Other Models Topless in the Black Keys New Video of the Day

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Lara Stone is a model who tried to sue me for posting pics of her honeymoon to some comedian/ comedy actor who had what I think may have been an HBO show in AMerica, because he was just that funny….

I found the whole “invasion of privacy” charge a little extreme, considering she’s a model who gets naked for money and who you can find naked all over the internet…and I guess in music videos like this one for The Black Keys…

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2014

15

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted this selfie where she’s in some weird bra like top, hopefully with more support than her recent bikini top, that showcased how the elasticity in her skin, due to malnourishment and a possible terminal illness or just heroin addiction, can barely support the weight of her implants, thanks to there being no fat left to hold them in place…just a distended stomach that Lohan is hiding because she doesn’t want pregnancy rumours circulating, even though anyone with a brain would assume that Lohan hasn’t had her period in a few years due to the whole dying thing…

The sick thing in all this is that I still think she’s hot…and I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape.

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2014

15

Aug

Elsa Hosk Not Wearing Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish lingerie model, she’s even signed a contract with Victoria’s Secret which I guess makes her LEGIT, because where else are lingerie models to go…and what else are lingerie models to do. Vitoria’s Secret is like the top of the food chain for ego…and I guess career…

It turns out when she’s not wearing lingerie, like in these pics for some obscure magazine, she’s not quite as interesting..

In fact, even her lingerie work sucks compared to when she gets naked as a model HERE and HERE and HERE

Meaning she’s totally going the wrong direction with her career…it’s more and more clothed doesn’t really speak to my boner….

TO SEE HER WEARING LINGERIE CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Aug

Brooke Burke on the Beach of the Day

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Brooke Burke got into a bikini, because I guess she’s really proud of her body after having 300 kids like she was some kind of Mexican immigrant or something, you know spreading that American born passport as far as you can, so that your kids can marry your friend’s back home’s kids and the whole USA becomes Mexico…or INDIA…

That said, I would be far more into these pics if her 40 year old body didn’t look like a 40 year old body that looks like it was left out dehydrated…and starved…because sure 40 year old moms can look fit enough, but they still look like 40 year old moms…

Brooke Burke is not going to beat out science here, and I think her BOTOX plastic face kind of proves that…

Meaning, this is all desperation..but it is still half naked…and you probably like that because Wild On was on TV when your life was less pathetic than it is now.

BROOKE BURKE CAELUM CAMPAIGN SHOOT BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO from CAELUM on Vimeo.

CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Aug

Models for La Perla of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Victoria’s Secret owns – or at least manufactures 99 percent of the world’s lingerie. I am a firm believer that they own all the factories any pair of panties is made in. It’s just the American way, you know create a billion dollar brand by exploiting the third world, pretend it is building their economy while it is really just legalized slave labor that takes money out of our work force, but still sell the panties for the same price, so that the public doesn’t benefit from the savings you get, just bleed them fucking dry…for their brazilian cut thong…

That said, I still like when brands like La Perla come together, do things a little more high end than Victoria’s Secret, and produce something a little more interesting to look at, despite being catalog pics…

The models are: Liu Wen, Mariacarla Boscono and Daria Strokous.

The pics are:

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