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2014

15

Aug

Kristen Stewart and Juliette Binoche Interview Cover of the Day

Kristen Stewart is cuddling up to an older woman on the cover of Interview Magazine. I don’t really know the context, but will assume that it has more to do with them being in a movie together, and less to do with her being a broken down lesbian thanks to her father molesting her like his father did to his sister, who was also his wife, in some inbred love triangle that I assume that face was created in…

I would not be surprised if she was a lesbian, since ever girl is a lesbian…and more importantly, I would not care…because she’s Kirsten Stewart…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2014

15

Aug

Izaebel Goulart Boxes of the Day

Apprently, despite being bored of the Izabel Goulart workout videos because they have no real purpose, I am into seeing her box. Maybe it’s because I am a submissive who likes the idea of a woman beating my pussy ass, or maybe I just like seeing a woman kick ass, or maybe I am gay…since if you really break it down..fucking a model is as gay as sex with a girl gets. They are all big and teenage boy like…and I am still into it…what does that say about me.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

15

Aug

Sportscaster Distracted By Booty and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Tiger Run…

Woman Loses it After Accident

The Man Who Uses the Bus as a Van

The Most Disgusting Thing to Happen in a Public Bathroom…

Fat Drunk Peeing in Stairwell

Tourist Swimming in Flooded Road…

Posted in:Video

2014

15

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night I got this amazing idea that I would call a girl’s vagina her “wet skin”.

It turns out that girls do not find it hot when you reference their vagina, but they find it especially not hot when you call it their “wet skin”. If anything, they find it gross and they will not be your friend….or let you play with their wet skin.

Words of wisdom

Here are some morning links…

Transformation Challenge is Amazing
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Things That Bounce….
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16 McDonalds Billboards Made Better with Graffitti
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Gilbert Arenas is Racially Thoughtful…
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Martha Hunt Sexy in Lingerie….
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Maitland Ward Bikini….
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Lindsaty Lohan is Full of Shit…..
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You are Eating Fruits Wrong…
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Cell Phone Crashing
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A Bunch of Cute Girls…
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Cat Massaging Sleeping Baby
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Immature Jokes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Aug

April O’Neil is the Penthouse Babe of the Day

I figure what better way to celebrate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for you virgin loser weirdos…that to showcase a porn model named April O’Neil…who did this pretty awesome set for PENTHOUSE…a magazine that I hold near and dear to my heart, because really the erotica they were producing in the late 70s was art…now it’s a little more vulgar…but it’s still part of a legacy that I can totally relate to and will forever feel a bond with….

I don’t know much about April O’Neil, I just know she’s pretty fucking glorious…at least in these pics…and at 4 am…these pics are all that matter…you can see her dirtier pics HERE


TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES
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TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES
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Posted in:NSFW|Penthouse

2014

15

Aug

Bianca Tusher is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

I am a huge supporter of Cam girls. The reason is pretty simple. Girls can make money masturbating, something they do for free already, in the comfort of their own homes and make upwards of 20k a month doing it. I’m talking normal, everyday girls, in school who just realize that working Minimum wage is for idiots….not to mention, every girl loves to feel sexy…

That said, here is Bianca Tusher from her Twitter, because she’s one of our stepCAMGIRLS , who is totally down to let you watch her strip, masturbate, and have a good time…and you know what, that’s pretty fucking endearing.

I am all for regular girls being a little naughty for my entertainment, because in life there are no rules…


TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|stepGIRLCAM

2014

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

(pic via stepGIRL Tortor

If you’ve ever wondered if squirt is pee, do not hire a prostitute to myth bust for you, because when you pay a prostitute to squirt for you – you realize very quickly, and traumatically, that forced squirt is 100 percent pee…there’s no grey area because it smells like three day old death in a back alley…mixed with coffee….

Here are stepLINKS…..

16 McDonald’s Billboards Improved with Graffiti.
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Cara Delevingne Vagina in a Bikini
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift are Lesbians
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Katy Perry Admits She’s Not Smart
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Brad Cooper’s Girlfriend Bikini Ass on a Ship
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Slut of the Day!
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Katie Holmes in Leather Pants
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Poppy Delevingne in a Bikini
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Minka Kelly in Leggings…
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Some BMX
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Hot Instagram Pics
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Taylor Swift is a Lesbian -But You Already Knew That
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Kim Kardashian Pokies
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Naya Rivera is Fucking Hot
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Mickey Rourke has Amazing Hair
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Best Paternity Test Reactions
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Coco’s Ass Looks Like a Good Time
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Jen Selter’s Ass in GIF
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Nut Shot Compilation Video
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Some Supermodel Instagrams
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Jessica Alba See Through Top
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Taylor Swift Bad Hair
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Taylor Swift is a Lesbian with Karlie Kloss – Here are her Legs
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Girls Tugging At their Clothes
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Robin Williams Had Early Stages of Parkinsons
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33 Best Pics of Mila Kunis
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Slutty Reheads
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10 People Don’t Give a Fuck
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11 Jobs That Don’t Esixt
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Lands End Sends GQ to Subscribers and Horrifies People Who Hate Emily Rat-Cow’s Tits
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Pamela Anderson hot in a White Dress…
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Security Guard Maces Wrong Dude and doesn’t Care
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Rosamund Pike…in a Wedding Dress…With Ben Afleck…
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Eva Longoria’s Period Pants
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Some Trashy Bottom Feeding Slut in a Bikini
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Jordana Brewster Leaving the Gym
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Jessica Alba Cleavage
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Things that Bounce GIFs
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Miley Cyrus is So Quirky
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Miley Cyrus Terrorized a New York Hotel
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Uncle Scotty is Baddest Dude…
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Chrissy Teigen SLutty in Esquire
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Dude Passed Out in the Lawn
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hot Slut Getting Naked with an Inflatable
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Dirty Bathtub Masturbation
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Proper Dining Manners
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Strip Hula Hoop
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Hot Blonde Trying to Get Golfer’s Attention
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Some Chick Skinny Dipping
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Classic Celebrity Sex Tapes
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Rosanna Arquette Naked in 1990
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Greek Slut of the Day
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Vacuum Masturbation…
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Road Rage Cat Fight
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Stop, Banana Time
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Beautiful Naked Girl….
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2 Girls in Public Masturbation
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Today’s STEPGIRLCAMS GIRL

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

Aug

Chelsea Handler is Naked On Instagram of the Day

It amazes I get flagged when I post half naked babes, in bras and more covered up on instagram, and that 300 year old Chelsea Handler, who despite being a “funny” girl people relate to, who has to be a “funny” girl because she’s sucked so much dick to get to this point in her career.

Comedy is what happens when you don’t really have the looks, or sex appeal to warrant your slut to get ahead, but your vagina is enough to get the guys you need to fuck you to fuck you because guys are pigs and they will fuck anything, especially if it makes fun of itself and other people…making it almost entertaining…in it’s comedic sadness that would have possibly been better off killing itself off instead of actual talents…

Because Chelsea Handler naked…is offensive, not safe for anywhere and official smut that breaches all terms and conditions…

The good news is, I like anyone who gets naked anywhere…any time. Even Chelsea Handler…

To celebrate Chelsea Hander, here is the trailer for Wetlands that is going viral because it is based on a story about a girl who cut her asshole shaving and became obsessed with eating her asshole infection…

It is german and will make total sense…because this is what German is all about…I would have expected more shit…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2014

14

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash of the Day

This is amazing. Probably some of Jessica Alba’s best work. Far better than the time she was on all fours in a bikini pre babies. Far better than her birthing a bunch of kids….this is just her VS the wind…

The wind is my second favorite element from nature to do pervert shit, flash rainstorms on girls in white shirts being my my first….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus Tongues Cara Delevingne Her Friend of the Day

I don’t know if this is a Miley loves attention so she gets wild and crazy with “it” girls for publicity…or maybe it is a Miley Cyrus loves sticking her tongue out and simulating lesbian sex – since everyone is bisexual and she is just doing her…in a public forum…

Or if this is a Cara Delevingne has mastered socializing, and has managed to go straight to the VIP room with her rich friends, to hanging with celebrities and actresses and models, in turn making her a celebrity of her own..getting her richer and richer than ever…

She’s quirky and fun, and out there, and these boring robots who are actually famous like being around someone with that kind of energy…enough to lick their mouths.

It’s all a fucking scam…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus