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2014

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Aug

Sveva Alviti is Topless in Miami of the Day

Sveva Alviti is some Italian chick in Miami with all the other Italian chicks in Miami, doing the whole bikini beach thing for the paparazzi because getting into the media makes them feel like they are fucking the system, or important, since the paparazzi back home doesn’t give a fuck about them, or if they do, it’s not quite as luxurious as being in the American media. It’s just such a bigger market..

The shirt shot way to get noticed is to do it topless…it’s the Euro way…and I am all about the nice small tits…even when they are irrelevant…

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2014

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Aug

Aubrey O’Day’s AMazing on Instagram of the Day

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I hate to admit this, because I have spent at least 3 years hating on Aubrey O’Day for being a useless, fat, annoying pile of hip hop market shit that even the hip hop market doesn’t want.

So she decided to hit the gym and move away from that, you know to forget the black rapper boyfriends that loved her dumpy white girl ass, and move onto some white dude all while trying to go pop…

Making her sloppy disgusting body – almost amazing.

I mean I don’t even know what I am looking at here, but I like it more than I should because it is Aubrey O’Day and this is against my everything.

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2014

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Aug

Toni Garrn is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Toni Garrn is a model who smells like Leonardo Dicaprio, but probably not his semen, because I’ve heard he’s gay, but maybe his feces, because feces happen when getting fucked up the ass with a strap on.

It’s very possible that he isn’t gay. People are haters, not that being gay is a thing to be hated for. Who cares what he fucks, other than his millions of women fans who like to think they have a shot with him when masturbating to Romeo and Juliette or Titanic…a cord he would hate to lose by coming out…

It is also possible that he really likes being surrounded by models, and that he’s not overcompensating.

I just find it questionable, since the models he dates, all work for the same company and girls, especially models who are celebrated, generally don’t like sharing the same dude…unless it is a contractual obligation.

Either way, she’s in Harper’s looking’ all long necked and ok for a German girl…because when I think of German girls…I think anal rape, but not because like it, but because Holga likes having her way with men at the sex club she normally gets paid to shit on people at…cuz she’s the one with the biggest appetite.

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2014

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Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Loving Family Ruins Bikini Pics of the Day

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Two kids. Happily married. Sounds fucking boring to me. More importantly. They seriously ruin a good bikini pic. It’s like I know she, along with Snooki – lose their tampons when not wearing panties to hold them in place. …you know some stretched out vagina shit that her amazing fucking body doesn’t really override…when all her pictures involve how in love and happy her family is.

There needs to be a clause in every bikini model’s contract that if they ever have kids, even though they shouldn’t until they retire, they can’t post pics of their kids or husbands or boyfriends on the internet – it fucks with the dudes trying to fantasize about them – because they have a wife of their own, they don’t need to jerk off to some other asshole’s wife or mom…she’s gotta pretend that it didn’t happen and doesn’t exist. It’s her job and why she gets paid.

Let’s stick to the half nakedness. I can’t imagine anyone wants to see this shit. Not wife’s because they will resent her body. Not husbands because we don’t like moms and kids.

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2014

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Aug

Hanne Gaby Odiele Nipple for Harper’s Bazaar of the day

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Hanne Gaby Odiele is a 26 year old model – she is from Belgium and she is showing her tit in an ad heavy magazine owned by the Hearst Corporation because tits in fashion magazines are marketable – but tits on smutty websites are considered porn.

I am still trying to figure out who decides what tit is fashion and what tit is porn, when really no tit should be porn, it’s not like tit is the same as penetrative sex videos staring two massive cock and one girl with broken down daddy issues…

It is this big mystery to me. Why can Hanne Gaby Odiele be sponsored by the LVMH Group of luxury…while some random trick topless is frowned upon.

The world of advertising makes no sense to me, but I think it’s like a roller coaster if your tits are on someone over 5 foot 9 with a 24 waist it’s cool, cuz you’re no longer a woman anymore – but rather some kind of creature…sent to wear expensive clothing or not – depending on the photographer’s vision…

And what it comes down to is that I still see nipples, and nipples are all that matter.

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2014

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Aug

Selena Gomez “Taking a Shit” Selfie of the Day

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I have a feeling that this is a picture of Selena Gomez “taking a shit” selfie. Which in case you didn’t know is the least sexy kind of selfie a girl can take, because no one want your 5 minutes you take to style your self shot bullshit, because you are an egotistical cunt to be while shitting. Most of us still don’t want to admit girls shit…even though We’ve all seen it.

I am not too sure what LUPUS, a disease she has, does to her shitting. I just know that she posted that she worked out twice earlier in the day and was craving fast food or something along those fat girl guidelines…that leads to nasty shits…and I guess this is the after effect….while reading tweets…something 90 percent of people into shitting with their phones do…when they aren’t taking SELFIES…

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2014

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Aug

Candice Swanepoel Has Crabs of the Day

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She also has slaves. She’s South African, that’s kinda what those racists do, especially when they own farms and her family owns farms. It’s not anyone’s fault, it is just historical fact we can’t deny. Just like how the AIDS rate in South Africa is high enough to make you probably consider using a condom with someone like Candice Swanepoel, if you had any control of your penis provided you ever got close enough to Candice Swanepoel. It would be more of a “let’s risk this and hope she gets pregnant, is religious, pro life and stuck to me forever, I could use the monthly stipend”…you would just need to tolerate her awful, abrasive, trashier than Australian accent, which I could easily do.

TO SEE HER BEHIND THE SCENES ON SET IN LINGERIE CLICK HERE

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2014

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Aug

Natasha Poly for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Natasha Poly is a hot Russian…and she’s in Harper’s Bazaar. The pics aren’t scandalous, they don’t showcase her awesome tits that you’ve seen HERE and HERE

I guess the only tragedy in the whole thing is that she’s not a Russian cam girl like you probably wish she was, because from what I’ve been told some cam girls will go as far as to shit on the floor for you – if you offer them like 100 bucks…it is more than their Russian family makes in a month working hard labor…

While Natasha Poly, despite having that upbringing, is probably over 10k a day with no shitting – because models don’t eat.

It’s not because she doesn’t want to and isn’t naughty like that but it is because she’s got no shit to shit….

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2014

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Aug

Lourdes Leone 17 and Smoking Weed in a Bikini of the Day

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I guess she didn’t see any of the propaganda videos on weed from the 60s. I guess she doesn’t realize it is the gateway drug or that it leads to schizophrenia…

I remember a time when smoking weed was a scandal, even a career ender for celebrity and their kids, but now the people running the media, grew up smoking weed, probably still smoke weed and get it.

Next step, legalized…

I would expect more heroin snorting from Madonna’s bratty daughter. Weed is too g-rated for a rich kid. Boring. But nice bikini. Teen tits. Right.

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2014

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Aug

Nicky Whelan Vintage Micro Bikini Shoot of the Day

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I saw these pictures of some Australian Actress floating around the internet and they made me laugh for a few reasons.

The first reason is that they are obviously old, so they showcase a time when she was more of a bottom feeder, unable to pay her rent, willing to wear a skimpy sheer bikini to get her pay check. It is possible that she had no idea going into this job that it was going to be virtually nude pics of her, but she went along with it because she needed the money, but it doesn’t matter. They happened and that’s great.

It’s like every famous or semi-famous actor has funny skeletons in their closet, because usually they are a desperate bunch willing to do anything to get there.

That’s not to say Nickey Whelan is accomplished, she’s in her 30s and I’ve never heard of her, so to me that means she barely exists and might as well is a porn chick…so I’m missing the scandal element of these pics…it’s just to say you know any girl shooting anything like this for a couple hundred bucks is not proud of this moment…

The second reason is that I used to jerk off to the Micro Bikini site she is on, because I loved the amateur women who sent in pics of themselves in the see through bikinis…it was porn to me in an era when there was porn available to me…I just chose this instead…I think I may have to revisit that.

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