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2014

14

Aug

Jessica Stam in Some Weirdo Photoshoot of the Day

Jessica Stam is some Canadian farm girl turned multi millionaire thanks to modelling after being found at a local TIm Hortons, which to anyone who knows Canada, knows that Tim Hortons is our version of Dunkin Donuts, and it attracts the lowest fucking form of human looking for a dollar of coffee…which makes her story almost comical…

She is from a religious family, with 6 brothers….from a fucking farm…now getting paid to get naked, half naked by major brands and photographers…for pretty much all of her 20s…I wonder if they hate her for being a sinner. This is exactly what their got opposes…

Well if they don’t, they probably will now. This photoshoot is on some fetish shit…not some fashion shit..and I kind of love it.

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2014

14

Aug

Anais Pouliot for Nasty Gal of the Day

Homegrown hero – Anus Poo-A-Lot as I like to call her…because I have the comedic abilities of a 3 year old in preschool…

Anus Poo-A-Lot is from Montreal, but I’ve never met her, making me think that I should probably leave my house more often, because there must be more of her walking the streets waiting for some big New York agency to scoop her up from her shitty small town, like she was Celine Dion without a child molesting neighbor with a vision he had to make come true, otherwise he would just look like a child molester.

But leaving the house is so boring and irrelevant, knowing that Anus Poo-A-Lot is no longer here with us, she’s too big time to bother…plus I can stare at her ass in tight jeans from the comfort of my soiled couch, in my soiled sweatpants listing to my soiled wife’s laboured breathing…there’s less chance of rape charges this way.

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2014

14

Aug

300 Pound Women Craned Out of Her House and Other Videos of the Day

Bus Drives Into a House…

Overly Optimistic Jeep Guy

Chinese Guy and his Meat Cleaver

Mark Zuckerberg Will Do Anything to Avoid Donating 100 Dollars

FLood VS Hospital

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Standing outside of a waxing salon, telling the girls to keep their bush, is usually pretty ineffective in both getting them to keep their bush, because I love bush…as well as making friends.

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A History of Terry Richardson’s Grossest Moments
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Ashley Benson on Set
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Christina Aguilera Wants to do Playboy
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Taylor Swift Mocks Nerds Cuz She’s a Lesbian and Jimmy Fallon Must Die
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Car Selfies Are Hot
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Ariana Grande Ass in a Bathing Suit
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Top Ariana Grande is Crazy in Her New Video….
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North West Be Whoring
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Street Performance with PVC pipe
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10 Genius Ads
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2014

14

Aug

Snooki’s Disturbing Facebook Post of the Day

I am going to assume to assume that this is just a disgusting joke by a disgusting person, because even if your tampon falls out of your nasty ass mom vagina….You don’t tell anyone. Instead you bow your head in shame, mortified….too humiliated to face the world. Yet, Snooki, with her ghetto adopted girl class, thinks it is funny to tell the world about something that only happens to old ladies and/or girls with battered vaginas…up on some Christie Mack shit….with a couple kids shat out in the mix.

I don’t think this is a normal thing to have happen. Or to brag about. Because it makes you sound more vile than you are, even if you’re easy to fist.

I guess the good news is that she’s not pregnant.

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2014

14

Aug

Louise Cliffe is Some UK Glamour Model in Photos of the Day

Apparently, Louise Cliffe is a UK Glamour model. I’ve never heard of her, but I think it is safe to assume that every girl with fat tits in the UK is a Glamour model. They are just too big or short to be actual models and the whole “Glamour” is an excuse to get a rich boyfriend…and or a life outside of stripping or cocktail waitressing.

Her claim to fame is being on UK Big Brother and marrying her co-star, because I guess when you meet a fame whore with equal horrible morals and values you have no choice but to lock them down.

Posted in:Louise Cliffe|NSFW

2014

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about being friends with amazing and beautiful sluts is when they tell me all their sexual war store. You know about how they had sex with 6-8 dudes in one day.

There is just something magical about a liberated woman who follows her instincts and doesn’t worry about what other people think of her…or what society thinks of her but instead about what her vagina thinks when it needs to get filled…because ultimately, that’s what is important, that’s what matters as long as she doesn’t die of aids.

Not to mention, I always laugh when they tell me they don’t shower between dudes, because really the dudes deserve other dude sperm as lube without knowing…it’s the ultimate in trolls.

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OJ Is Obsessed with Kim Kardashian – Let’s Hope it Ends in Death
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Arianna Grande is Tripping Balls
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Top Underboob Pics….
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Good in a Bikini
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Mouth Piece for the Idiot Trying to Liven Up the Selfie
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Selfies That Have Ended in Tragedy
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Kristin Cavallari in a Short Dress
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Mindy Robinson’s Hit Cleavage
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Sofia Vergara – Cleavage
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Bustiest Weather Girls From Around the World
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Christina Ricci was Pregnant and Had a Kid
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Hot Bitches in Selfies
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I Would Fuck Blake Lively
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Kimberly Garner Bikini in Greece
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Taylor Swift – Lesbian Outfit of the Day
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Pregnant Rachel Bilson!
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Naked Italian Star Naike Rivelli Naked
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I like Laura Whitmore
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Ciara is Single
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Selena Gomez Butt Shot
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Girls Holding Sharks…
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Elsa Pataky Legs
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Mini Me Wins Shark Week
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Living Barbie Doll….
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Rita Ora Lookin’ Crazy
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Olivia Cooke Topless in Quiet Ones
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So Many Page 3 Girls
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Helen Flanagan Has Great Tits
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California Makes it Hard to Get Raped in College
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Naked Model Named Mariana Diarco
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Fedex Doesn’t Give a Shit About Your Packages
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Carrie Underwood Will be your Superbowl halftime Show
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Good Morning Jessica Alba
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Kim Kardashian’s Hard Nipples
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So Many Girls On Vacation in Bikinis
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If You Like Race Cars – Watch
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Subtitles Re-Worked…
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Smallest Woman on Earth on American Horror Story
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50 Shades of Frozen is Terrifying…
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Loses her Bikini Bottoms
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Lifetime is Making a Brtitany Murphy Biopic
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19 Year Old with a Big Vag…
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Hot Naked girl at the Beach
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Old Lady Smelling Her Own Panties..
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Big Big Big Nast Tits…
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Immigrant Strip!
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Naked on the Beach….
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This is pretty crazy
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Naked by the Road….
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Instagram Video of the Day

Bella Thorne is 16 and doing self produced bikini videos…because she can. It’s not really her fault, the world is over sexed, over exposed to sex, and use sex to make hundreds of millions of dollars. It is safe to say that she’s watched porn, seen porn, maybe even filmed porn with her boyfriend…or to some of us, in this video…because from my perspective – girls just playing around in a bikini is pretty naughty….

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2014

13

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Panty Ballet of the Day

Candice Swanepoel won instagram with these pics of her lean model body doing Ballet….because I guess when she was a South African slave runner with a farm that made her rich, she was being professionally trained in dance, like the other rich girls while the hired help was dying of AIDS, poverty, and all kind of other horrible things that happen in South Africa by white people to black people…it’s historical fact….just ask Nelson.

That said, thank god she did Ballet, because these pictures happened and I am very into them. I am cultured and respect the artform like that.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

13

Aug

Tara Reid Does Bikini Pics of the Day

Tara Reid is a corpse of a woman all thanks to being a perpetual party girl…it has been spring break since she finished American Pie and made a few millions…and now she’s pushing 40, having a resurgence in her career and figures it’s time to do some bikini selfies because she’s not fat…but still looks so fucking disgusting that I love it…but I always like starving crackheads posing with COKE…

She represents a better time, but I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and it is funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…looking to weak to run. This is porn to me…She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is..

Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….

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