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2014

12

Aug

Irina Shayk Tongues her Russian Friend and Wears a Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is kissing some girl who I assume is Russian on the lips, because apparently that’s how Russian Women make extra cash to pay for their hair, nails and designer clothes….

Sure I am basing my entire opinion on Russian babes on the cam sites and porn sites and mail order bride sites that I frequent…but I like to think that is culturally representative of girls who grew up poor but who are now thrown into the elite, top echelon, 1%, world of fame and fortune – strictly because of the way they look…

We call those escorts…and sure they can disguise as models, or even be models…but the foundation of who they are…their core offering to the world…is still the fuckng same..and when they look like Irina…I am so into that, I wish I had budget for that…or at least one as good as her…

She also wore a bikini on instagram in some luxurious place…because that’s the life she lives…looking the way she does…

Surprisingly, no one asked where her John Ronaldo was…it’s just assumed he’s off on his own gay cruise or something…being rubbed down by men to loosen up after the world cup…he’s a homosexual like that…a homosexual who “dates” this..

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

12

Aug

Sarina is Topless for Giovanni Lipari of the Day

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Her name is Sarina. I scanned over her INSTAGRAM and she seems to be one of those free spirit, nudist, armpit hair rocking’, cool chick with a tattooed boyfriend…and massive tits…who doesn’t mind showing off said tits…and I think she’s perfectly fucking lovely….

At least in see pics C-Heads …where she’s topless in cars, topless in overalls, topless in bikinis, just topless…at least that’s all I am seeing because her boobs are so big and lovely…they are speaking directly to my “mother didn’t breast feed me enough” part of my soul…

Let’s see what else she has in her bag of tricks for us, because so far so good.

Posted in:Sarina

2014

12

Aug

Kaley Cuoco’s 100 Million Dollar Ass of the Day

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I don’t care that Kaley Cuoco just brokered what is apparently a 100 million dollar deal for the Big Bang Theory. I get how Hollywood works, 30% of it is going to agents and management, 50% to taxes. So she’s only left with 35 million dollars…which seems like a lot, but when it was supposed to be 100 million it’s pretty shitty and works out to be 10 million a year.

Hollywood makes stupid money, and every time I am on a plane, which isn’t often but it happens, I would say 50 percent of people are watching this fucking show. It’s some Josie and the Pussy Cat shit…

If they can afford to pay her that kind of money, just imagine what the producers, creators, the studio are making…billions.

It’s only crazy because it is crazy Kaley Cuoco. If she was a CEO of a billion dollar company, it’d be pocket change…I guess killing off John Ritter paid off.

I am sure her husband is pretty happy about this though. He just made 17.5 million dollars and all he had to do was fuck her round ass proper…here’s to winning.

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Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2014

12

Aug

Alina Zolotykh and Some Model Implied Masturbation of the Day

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Apparently this Alina Zolotykh girl is an actual model, which makes these pictures that much better.

I am always for all girls posing sexy…There are just a lot of hipster fashionistas with fashion blogs or instagram who consider themselves models because they have a fan base on social media and people buy what they tell them to buy.

The kind of girl who just likes being in front of the camera for the sake of being in front of the camera. A little DIY – this is me – look at – kind of thing, that you’d think would be everything a hipster is against – but I guess it’s part of some high concept art project they came up with in some Women’s Studies class..

Where as Alina Zolotykh…it actually a model. It makes her more legit. So when she simulates touching herself in her American apparel for photographer Nick Sushkevich

Posted in:Alina Zolotykh

2014

12

Aug

Bar Refaeli is Fighting Palestine in a Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli posted the worst bikini picture in the history of bikini pictures on instagram…and I was there to see it…

It’s like she’s a bust bikini model, with a bikini line, who has fucked A-Listers, at least in theory, there are rumours he’s a poofter – but still we’ve seen her half naked…but unlike all the attention seeking instagram hookers, the crying for attention bottom feeders, the girls who have booked half a job once for a few drinks and some sexual harassment and maybe some free clothes…the fat chicks and the normals who hit the gym and want to show off…so they selfie from the right angle, run through a filter, bullshit “we’re bikini models too”…since everyone on social media is a fame whoring slut…her bikini pics fucking suck…

I guess she has nothing to prove. That’s so disappointing. Success will do that to you.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2014

12

Aug

Top 5 or 6 Carmen Electra at the Expendables 3 Premiere of the Day

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Carmen Electra, a B-List, Playboy chick turned MTV Host, who was actually a fucking babe, despite her stupid fake tits and cheesiness, is still going strong, if you consider going strong, hanging on as fucking hard as she can to her looks because they are all she ever had…either showing up to events or more importantly getting booked for the occasional cameo, something far more impressive than when she was getting paid 2,000 dollars to show up at your local night club to party well into her 40s….

This is what happens when a woman chooses herself instead of having babies…here’s my shitty top 5 – because I am mocking top 10 lists on the internet. Clickbait….works for everyone but me.

1- Despite being plastic – she was able to rotate enough to show her ass from a strategic vantage point…

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2- Despite being plastic, she was able to lift one leg and do the Flamigo pose

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3- Despite being Plastic she was able to crack some kind of smile…

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4- Despite being plastic, she was able to brush her fake hair out of her fake face…it looked so natural…she’s a real talent

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5- OMG Two Hands…Double Fisting…Her Favorite

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2014

12

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Ready To Drop Fashion Porn of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes already had her baby, so I am not too sure why I am releasing these pictures now, I assume it is because I am not releasing them at all, I didn’t take them. I wasn’t involved in the schedule, I am just a Robin Hood motherfucker who repurposes pictures other people take of women who don’t talk to me and will never talk to me – and make jokes about them that aren’t even that funny and hardly jokes..

It’s like what can I say about these, that she has a half black baby inside her for the second time, and she felt the need to celebrate it because all mothers think carrying a child is a beautiful thing, despite it being totally unnatural and scary…even a pivotal scene in the movie Aliens….

I can talk about ready to drop porn and how it is some depressing shit for some people who have just out grown masturbation to normal shit, so lonely they crave pregnant women in their lives…so tapped out from jerking off to regular porn, it is the only way they can come..

Or I can just post the pics…How about I do that…I mean they aren’t even that good.

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2014

12

Aug

Dog Trying to Save a Fish and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude and Tranny Fighting in the Subway – Almost Ends In Death at 3:14 Mark

Dancing Asian Queen

72 Year Old Sucker Punched…

The Baby in the Stroller in the Subway Tracks

Prosthetic Leg Dancer…

Asshole Gets Some Street Justice

Today in Drunk Fighting…

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The media is ridiculous…someone posted this picture to Facebook, and I laughed because it is so typical that the people like TMZ and CNN are so exploitative in their “journalism”…that I am glad to be a hack smutty titty blog – because the reality is making fun of girls who put themselves out there to be made fun of is one thing…and I get shit for it but flying helicopters over the houses of people who commit suicide due to inner torment…whether they were great talents or not is sponsored by LEXUS or some other brand…it’s fucking crazy…

That said…Robin Williams will be remembered in his great body of work. Whether you were a fan or not, he was a genius on so many levels…who was part of so many great things…and for that reason alone…it is too bad he chose to check out.

I generally mock suicide, because I find it a selfish act and I know dead people who died from disease who didn’t want to die and who would have wanted to be alive today…but I guess I don’t want to mock suicide anymore…there are a lot of sad people today…especially his family…nothing funny in that.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Lady Gaga is Officially Washed Up…I Only Need One Reason…That Face…
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Conan’s Tribute to Robin Williams…
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War Machine is a Psycho
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Hot Girls Tugging at Their Panties….
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Norm MacDonald’s Tribute to Ronin Williams…
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Senior Portrait of the Day
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Sveva Alviti Bikinis
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Lady Gaga – Naked in Vancouver
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Things Pop Songs Taught You That Aren’t Cool
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2014 World YoYo Champs
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Some Sweet Sweet Irony…
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Old Man Dancing like a Boss
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2014

12

Aug

Shyla Jennings is the Penthouse Pet of the Day

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PENTHOUSE is a legendary publication. Along with Playboy and Hustler, they innovated the genre of nude photography in magazines for men to buy in local magazine stands to go home to jerk off with…

It is a magazine that I was always a huge fan of because they showed the pink…and a magazine that has influenced where fashion nudity is today…now that Nudity is everywhere…

So I am going to be showcasing as many of the PENTHOUSE PETS that I can for old times..

Tonight’s is a babe named Shyla Jennings, who lost her virginity at 15. She was born in 1985. And she’s a porn chick…but she’s also posted for Penthouse…showing the pink…which isn’t saying much since you can see her hardcore lesbian porn – but you can see her dirtier pics HERE

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