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2014

04

Aug

Shay Mitchell Thigh Highs for Instagram of the Day

Shay Mitchell is starting to improve her instagram game. I guess she realizes that she’s insanely famous on the internet thanks to being on some really popular show. We’re talking more famous than a lot of people, because little kids use the internet and social media and that’s why we are all fucking doomed…

Because here she is posting an innocent little hipster outfit. Some short shorts, some thigh high boots….that hipster dressing girls may not realize is some fetish gear for us old as fuck dudes who grew up in the late 80s and 90s…where ass cheeks and thigh highs were enough to jerk off to…or maybe they do realize it…and this is all part of their seduction. It’s working.

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2014

04

Aug

Casey Batchelor Bouncy Castle Bra Flash of the Day


I just did a quick google search of Casey Batchelor because when you see a girl who is over 18, in a loose fitting crop top bouncing on a bouncy castle, flashing her bra, for the paparazzi, who you’ve never heard of….you know the kind of girl you’d want to invite to your kid’s birthday party because your wife isn’t this fun – even if it is is some staged attention seeking bullshit that would be better executed…topless.…so now, it is up to me to find out who she is…and thanks to google I have come up with…the girl who said


‘My boobs have never made me happy’

Are you fucking kidding me, the only reason she exists, and the only reason she even exists or is noticed…or stands out from the UK trashy girl crowd is because of her tits..You’d think a girl who had tits that didn’t make her happy, would find other ways to make money, you know by not using them for her job…or maybe she uses them cuz she hates them.. Or maybe She’s full of shit..and here are her tits…that may bring you the happiness they never brought her…

Here are a few of her calendar pics…cuz she gets no joy from her tits…maybe it’s just a misquote her tits don’t bring joy because she has no feeling in them anymore thanks to implants…or maybe…who the fuck cares.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Casey Batchelor

2014

04

Aug

Michelle Rodiguez Bikini Party of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron our having sex. Considering she was a lesbian and he is gay, we can assume it is more about getting high and him jerking off into a shot glass for her to insert in her vagina to make herself a baby, as lesbians do…but I could be wrong…it happens…what I am not wrong about is how she’s diving into the ocean off a boat…and she posted this video…

Then she posted this video of what I think is her using a vibrator…that’s what it sounds like…because she’s clearly not getting dick…not that she wants dick…it kinda goes against being a Lesbian…

Here is her pic of her with a bunch of dudes…because well…she clearly she doesn’t identify herself as a lesbian…since lesbians hate everything with a penis.

TO SEE MORE OF HER BIKINI PARTY CLICK HERE

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2014

04

Aug

Top 10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Premiere of the Day

1- Megan Fox’s Robot Face

2- Minea Noji’s Bootypop to Let people know who the fuck she is…

3- Bella Thorne’s Booty Pop to Let People Know She’s More Important than Minea Noji

4- Some Chick name Ginny Gardner – cuz I like Gin…and all alcoholic beverages really

5- Bella Thorne’s Side Profile – Because Really all That Happened at the Premiere..

6- Unless you consider Megan Fox Something…

7 – Her Handler from 90210 – who caged her and seeded her does…he’s always close by…as she silently screams for help

8 – I thought Michael Bay hated her – that’s why he fired her – you know cuz he likes his girls to look more like gutter trannies…

9- She shoulda been grabbing her ankles…

10 – This Guy!

Bonus – the couple who thought it was a Mexican confirmation/ 90s Prom…

To See The Rest CLICK HERE

Posted in:Top 10

2014

04

Aug

Selena Gomez Leaked Nudes of the Day

Someone emailed me these pictures saying that they are Selena Gomez leaked nudes from a cellphone hack and that they were 100 percent her because they know someone who knows her management…

I say, that it is probably some dude and his slutty girlfriend who is probably a cam girl trying to troll the internet because people always tell her she looks like Selena Gomez, and she wants to believe it, even though she’s a bootleg version….like the girl I once dated who told me she looks like Penelope Cruz, when she actually looked like a massive nosed monster…or this other girl I dated who told me she looked like some other celebrity and like maybe if that celebrity was pushing 300 pounds and a totally different person that’d make sense…

But I am always up for a good nude scandal, whether it is Selena Gomez or not..it’s still tits…and we like those…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

04

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s been getting laughed at for the END OF HER CLEAVAGE’S CAREER …which is pretty mean, considering you should never laugh at a girl’s shitty tits, they teach you that in elementary school when you get suspended for making fun of the girl with the shitty tits until she cries…

The only real people making fun of her tits are girls, dudes are dudes, and want anything tit-like in their mouths, while girls are the catty bitches who shame each other then blame us for objectifying women, cuz we like jerking off to nice things…even when those things aren’t all that nice, like Lohan’s implant hanging off her chest from a fleshy thread and her belly stuck out distended and malnourished like an AIDS BABY because she may be an AIDS baby…we don’t know for sure, we just know what we see, and we can all agree on one thing for sure and that is that her career has AIDS yet she’s still rich…

That said, she’s trying to redeem herself, and she’s lit her selfie so well that all lesions and flaws are hidden…she’s strategic…it’s not her first covering up her flaws rodeo…it’s kinda been her whole life work….but I love me some bikini selfies…so here’s what Lohan wants you to see of her…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

04

Aug

Yes, I saw the Hosing a Drunk Neighbor and Other Videos of the Day

Scooter Accident of the Day

Fat pole dancer who isn’t even good at pole dancing…

Weird Asian Restaurant Waitress

Dog Chases Bear Up Tree. Dog’s Owners are Idiots…because Dogs Can Get Killed By Bears….

White Drug Dealer Chased Out of Black Community…

Idiots of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I feel like there is no real need to leave my house, when so many people are leaving the house for me. Thanks to the internet I get updates on all thing things I hate doing but feel like I may be missing out if I don’t do them…

This weekend was a weekend of Outkast. Everyone on the internet was talking about Outkast. It’s like Outkast played in 20 places…but it turns out they just played 3 festivals…and with all music festivals…the most vocal people who want you to know they are at the music festival need to announce it…on my Facebook feed.

I don’t care either way, I just want to nap and/or look at pics of hot girls…and that’s exactly what I am going to do…

We call this sleep smut blogging….

Here are some morning links…

Sylvie Van Der Vaart’s Blue Bikini
GO

12 People Stuck in Playground Equipment
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Battle Rappers Crash a Wedding
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Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are Friends Again…It’s Good for Ratings
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Christina Aguilera’s Nude Photoshoot
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Ridiculous Asses in Bikinis
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Zach Efron and Michelle Rodriguez Cuddling
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Hot babes Fishing
http://thechive.com/2014/08/03/grab-your-rod-its-time-to-go-fishing-31-photos/”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Korean Baseball Team Creates Robot Fans
http://www.vidhuntr.com/korean-baseball-team/#.U98DoEj2rs0″target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Star Wars as an 80s Comic
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Justin Beiber in a Diaper
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Motorcycle VS Car Crash Test
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a new stepGIRL and she’s pretty amazing….

Here is a horrible bikini wax posted to the internet by Miley Cyrus…..

Here’s a solid cooking show…

Here I am not getting laid or eating a horrible bikini wax like it was made on a ghetto cooking show…because I am doing some links…

Here are some links….


Top 10 Demise of Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage
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Anna Paquin Teaches Larry King on Bisexuality
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Kate Moss Hot in a Bikini Still
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Babes in Yoga Pants
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Slutty Peaches
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Aubrey O’Day’s Amazing Panty Pics
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Slut of the Day
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Woody Allen on Why He Doesn’t Hire Black Actors…
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Jena Malone Singing in her Underwear
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Epic Roof Jump
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Kim Kardashian Topless in Pantyhose – Like a Stuffed Sausage Pic
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2 Random Whores in Bikinis
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Ashley Tisdale’s Broken Down Face in Short Shorts
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Peter Pan’s Got Nice Tits
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Lisa Maffia White Panties
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Cybersex Instruction Video
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Slutty Pics of Selena Gomez from a Movie Called Behaving Badly
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Genevieve Morton Fat and Topless for GQ
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Maitland Ward – Bikini Hustle
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Best Geometric Tattoos
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Martha Hunt for Victoria’s Secret
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Vote on Things That Aren’t As Cool As People Think They ARe
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Sluts Hugging!
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Heidi Klum on Fallon
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The Girl WHo is Too Hot For Volleyball
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Camille Rowe Victoria’s Secret
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Actors No One Cares About Anymore
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Julia Roberts – Essentially Raped By Fallon
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Maitland Ward in a Bikini…
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Taylor Swift’s Flat Ass in a Tight Dress
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Katy Perry’s Legs For Cosmo
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Bad – Real Bad – Popstar Cosplay
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Candice Swanepoel Street Walker
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Francesca Eastwood is Hot…
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Chrissy Teigen Nipples.
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Naked WB Star Looking for Man Sex on Craigslist
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Elders React to Elvis
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Courtney Stodden Working Out
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Jessica Gomes Walking the Runway
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Irina Shayk In a Dress…
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Hot Brazilian Game Show
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Maitland Ward See Through
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Heidi Klum Instagram Porn
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Bill Clinton on How He Could Have Killed Bin Laden
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Dogs That Look Like Clint Eastwood
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Ryan Gosling Cried After a One Night Stand
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Francia Raisa See Through Pics
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Woman Says Fuck it and Showers in a Fountain in Public – WTF
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12 Minutes of Insertion
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Drunk Nipple Licker
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Hot Topless Model
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Lilly Roma Big Tits in the Pool
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Naked GOLF!
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Amazing Naked Photoshoot…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Raquel Zimmermann in Plastic..Naked
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Monster of the Day
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Horny Hobo Eating…Dirty Dirty Dirty Honey
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Hot Naked Nelly
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Man Attacks Hospital Pharmacy with a Sword
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Zoo Magazine Glamour Model Nudity
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Bachelorette Party Gone Wild
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Very Long Dildo
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Aug

Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

Christina Aguilera is an ego, and in being an ego, figured she should get naked and show the world her pregnant as fuck body and her big dark mom nipples, because pregnancy is a great thing, at least for Christina Aguilera, since it’s a great excuse or reason for her being fat, where as when she is not pregnant, she’s gotta keep as much clothes as possible on, so that her harnesses and shaping SPANX don’t show when she’s on TV…distracting everyone with cleaveage….

In 1997…I thought Christina Aguilera was alright. I would have been into these kinds of pics…but it’s been 20 years. She’s a mom of 1 or 2 kids…She’s been obese for the last 5 years, except for the month before she got knocked up again. I have little interest in her or her nipples, it’s too much…too late…but I guess it would be a waste for me to not stare at them and try to get a boner like old times…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera