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2014

29

Jul

Gwen Stefani’s Shitty Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

Apparently Gwen Stefani, like so many other women and mothers…is up on this “FREE THE NIPPLE” campaign, that I have been supporting since the first time I got hard watching a mom breast feeding back in the 90s….

Unlike the other protesters, who are often times very granola eating chicks I don’t want to see the tits of, she’s not posting a close up shot on Facebook saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING NIPPLE”…possibly because she’s a dude and this baby is adopted. Her husband Gavin Rossdale is kind of all about that…or because she’s not as committed to the cause as you’d expect.

It’s like bitch went to the most remote possible place she could to pull out her tit…then she told the photographer to stand half a mile back…I mean for all we know she could be breast feeding a bag of flour in a blanket with her sweater on…but I guess her intentions are good. Not to mention, I have no interest in ever seeing Gwen Stefani topless…ever…I’ll look if it happens…but I won’t like it.

Posted in:Gwen Stefani

2014

29

Jul

Gisele’s on the Beach in Some Campaign of the Day

Her name is Gisele. She is rumoured to make 50 million dollars a year for shitty campaigns like this…where she’s not even naked…on the beach. It is hard for me to believe that any brand would pay her over 1,000,000 dollars, but I guess when you’re making 100s of millions in sales a year, what’s throwing a million at some model when you could just hire 10 far hotter newcomers for 10,000 dollars…and make for a better campaign…that doesn’t star a tired, old, boring, not even that hot mom of 2 who took the week out of being a NFL wife to make some spending money.

The whole thing…stupid as fuck…

But I can only blame us for making her this big deal…when really she kinda just looks like a dude to me. Or even Sean Penn in Fast Times and Ridgemont high. Don’t believe me, just google.

Posted in:Gisele

2014

29

Jul

Babe Photographer Andi Elloway and Natalie Williams Spend the Day Together of the Day

In case you don’t read the site, and I assume you don’t…I am all about young, hot photographers who take some of the best images I’ve seen in a long time, but maybe I’m just blinded by my love for her and the fact that I’ve seen her in a bikini….

Her name is Andi Elloway …she is a photographer…taking pics of her friend Natalie is a an art history major at LMU…who is also a babe. You know just kicking in NYC and letting us be voyeurs, like we were invited to hang, even though we are never invited to hang..

If you look close enough, you’ll see Andi Elloway and realize that sure, she takes great pics and all, but she’s such a babe, she needs to make those pics of her…always…in various states of clothed and not clothed…

Either way, she’s fantastic…join her on her day…and remember you can’t get arrested for masturbating to these like you would if you were in the Museum with them. Trust me. I’ve tried.

See More of Andi Elloway by CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Andi Elloway

2014

29

Jul

Top 5 Nicola Peltz is Good of the Day

Nicola Peltz may not be that great. I am not a virgin loser who gets won over by shitty Michael Bay movies and automatically assumes the girls in those movies are hot. I am just a loser who steals money from his wife for alcohol…she’s too fat too chase me…

What it isn’t too fat…is my penis…in fact the rest of me being too fat is the reason I don’t even know if I still have a penis…maybe all the hormones in the food have made me a lady.

But unrelated to my penis….and inadequacies…here is Nicola Peltz in a hot dress doing one very very very important thing…and that thing is reminding us that Megan Fox is a irrelevant human and that acting requires little to no talent…

here are 5 pics of her at some Transformers event.

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Posted in:Top 5

2014

29

Jul

Guy on PCP Walking Naked in the Rain and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Dude Eats Fast Food Packaging Because He’s Drunk

Idiot Runs Over a Bunch of Spectators at an Illegal Drag Race

Machete Attack at a Cyber Cafe – Gamers Don’t Even Notice….Because Computers Have Made Us Robots….

Sports Streaker of the Day

High School Student Busts Out his Dildo

The Fire Challenge is the Dumbest Shit Ever…You Can Blame VINE for it

The Most Insane Drowning Rescue Ever…

Rapists Getting Lynched for Rape…

Crackhead Arrest

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with the world being so exposed to sex. So obsessed with sex. So surrounded by sex. Is that ugly people who in another era would never have sex, are getting more sex than porn chicks, and the sex is dirtier than porn chicks.

There was a time when I was a racy porn site, when I was too sex obsessed from not having sex, to be normal, but now I’m G-rated, no matter how deep and dark I get…cuz all you motherfuckers are fucking all the time and that fucking is dirtier than me…and probably smells much worse…

All this to say, not getting laid inspired me. Girls refusing to fuck me inspired me. It made me angry and I would come up with good jokes.

Now everyone fucks, even I can fuck all day everyday, it’s boring, there is no mystery and I have to find something else to keep me going…something different…

Here are some stepLINKS….

DMX on a Slingshot – Screaming
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Top 10 People That Owned Awkward Moments
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Rob Ford on the Teeter-Totter for the Win
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Gwen Stefani’s Breast Feeding Pic Sucks
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Piglet and Pitbull are Best Friends….
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Some Funny Cards Against Humanity Wins
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Leah Wright Has a Wholeseome Bikini Body
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Men in Women’s Make-Up
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Beyonce Is Shopping for a House Without Jay-Z
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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The Dog that Passes Out with Excitement
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The Boy with the Bitches
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Rob Lowe for Shark Week is Not as Fun as His Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Jul

Kaylakiss is the Cam Girl of the Day

You may not know this, but we have a little webcam site up and running called stepGIRLCam.com

So I figured why not introduce you to some of the girls you can watch, direct, chat with, participate with, treat like a lady that she clearly is, because look at what she’s doing for you…getting naked…which is something hardly enough girls do without having to put in serious work…

So her name is KaylaKiss, She’s 25, BiSexual and American. She’s got G cup tits. Let me repeat that. She’s got G cup tits and no bush…

This is how she describes her show:

Experienced cam model! We can act out YOUR FANTASIES! My audio is always on, I have toys and phone for exclusive chat, and I love getting to watch you cum! So turn your speakers up, turn your cam on, and get me naked NOW!

And more interestingly this is what turns her on


Knowing that u are watching me do dirty things! Watching YOU do dirty things! Confidence and a sense of humor, considerate, & a little nerdy. Make me smile and you could win my heart 😉 I like to be spanked, tickled, & teased! I DON’T ESCORT OR MEET FANS.

TO SEE MORE OF HER IN ACTION CLICK HERE

Here are some pics

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She looks like a beautiful time to me…

Posted in:Kaylakiss|NSFW

2014

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve realized that girls are as slutty as guys…at least on tinder. None of these girls want conversation, they don’t want to get to know me, they don’t want to go on adventures, they don’t want to give me nudes, so I can evaluate their vaginas on my vagina criteria…they just want to meet in a random place and fuck…The world is oversexed…I dig it…I feel like I’m part of the problem…

But then again, maybe I’m dealing with girls who like 47 year old married guys in a mask…it is kind of weeding out the normals. I mean I even tell these girls “I may be a serial Killer”, which I am not, but they don’t know that…and they say good…making me think they may be serial killers…

Either way, Here are some stepLINKS…while I plan which tinder chick I’m going to bone or be deboned by

Piper Perabo’s Insane Wedding Dress
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Thigh Gaps!
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Tuscan Street Car has a Great Slogan
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Tulisa Contostavlos Punched a Blogger for Posting a Blowjob Video of Her – That I ALso Posted – With a Link to Said Blow Job VIdeo…
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Rihanna Ruined Jay-Z’s Marriage
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66 Yard Field Goal
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Wendy Has Ebola
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The Simpson’s/Family Guy Crossover Preview
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“Famous” Cosplay Girls at Comicon
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Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
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Gal Gadot as Wonderwoman for the Nerds
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Some No Name in a Bikini
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Kimberly Garner in a Bikini
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70 Musician Turned Actors
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Lindsay Lohan Blow Job Lips In Full Effect
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Christopher Meloni Showing Off His Dick
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Lily Allen Nipple Slip
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The Jennifer Lopez Birthday Cake is Hilarious
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Some Huge Fucking Tits
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Cara Delevingne Wore Fur to an Animal Fundraiser
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Slut of the Day
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Rumer Willis Got Hot
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Selena Gomez Upskirt
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Hottest Chess Player
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Rallycross with Tanner Foust
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Julianne Hough Does the Splits
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Paralyzed Bench Presser of the Day
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Sophie Simmon’s Fat Ass in a Thong
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Katy Perry GIFS
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The Worst Sequels of All Time
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Jennifer Lawrence Bullshit
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Selena Gomez Shows Skin
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I’d Fuck That Ass
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Scientifically Accurate Sonic the Hedgehog
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Freaky Jennifer Nicole Lee Working Out
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Fancy Fucking Ice Cream
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Sharon Stone Pokies!
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Breaded Cats is a Weird Meme
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Nude Models in Pret-A-Porter
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13 Crazy Animal Tongues
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Charlize Theron – Engaged
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Vanessa Hudgens in Some Awesome Shorts
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Fuel Truck Makes a Sharp U-Turn
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Rice Crispies New Treats are the Same as Cat Treats…
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Pam Anderson’s Ass Crack
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Kim Kardashian has Fucked Her Brother
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl Gets Her Hair Shaved Off – Weird.
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Nice Cucumber
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Hot Topless Model
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Library Cam Girls
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Webcam Strip in a Ghetto Ass Living Room
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Naked Chicks Taking Pics of Each Other
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ATM Robbery Fail
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Drunk Man VS Bull
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Naked Chick Playing Tennis
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Mustang Drivers are Dickheads!
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Man in a Hawaiian Shirt Goes Crazy
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Naked Chick in the Dessert
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Jul

I Approve of Vanessa Hudgens’ Shorts of the Day


I realize that I should probably start leaving the house and doing something called living, you know rocking’ my own life…because the highlight of my day is Vanessa Hudgens in these shorts and I don’t even give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens. I find her some ethnic looking pudgy thing that barely has any talent or redeeming qualities. The kind of girl who is just riding being cute in her youth with a little edgy slut kick that lead to her releasing nudes…but for some reason, a reason I call short, tight, shorts…I am in love…at least with the idea of Vanessa Hudgens. I want to sing her hairy little cooch love songs…but in my defence…I love all hairy little cooch…so maybe it’s got nothing to do with Vanessa Hudgens…just with everything she represents…and in reality, my life is depressing whether Vanessa Hudgens shorts are the highlight of my day or not. Take it all in.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

28

Jul

Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Shoot of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some implant rocking, bikini clad, Canadian who managed to get on TV once and who now has enough money and a work visa to stick around LA and try to get on TV again. It may happen, it may not, but in the downtime she’s co-ordinating self shot bikini photoshoots, proving that you don’t need a photographer to take pics of you when no one cares…you can do it yourself and some asshole with a website will post it like it matters or like it is news even though this motherfucker hardly knows who Jessica Lowndes is, I just need to support my fellow countryman – even if she escaped the first chance she got to live the American dream…when it all collapses and no American is willing to marry her for citizenship…she’ll be right back where she started, on Canadian TV, which is the equivalent of being in nothing at all since no one ever sees it..but based on these fake tits should…so my advice to her is before giving up, turn to porn. I’m down to watch this fuck go down.

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes