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2014

24

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Boring Bathing Suit Line of the Day

Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money…

Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense.

What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics.

This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

24

Jul

Sahara Ray Has a Swimwear Collection because Everyone Has One of the Day

I was once told that Sahara Ray had sex with someone I know. I don’t know if that is true or not, but based on the NAKED LUI SHOOT SHE DID …I would be down to watch…and sure that’s not saying all that much because I watch ugly people have sex all the fucking time…I am not hard to please…but it’s saying something because I would rather watch her fucking…

Like every instagram model in LA, she’s launched her own bathing suit line, because the one thing the world needs is more fucking bathing suits…SWIM EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKER and never wear the same suit twice…but I guess it’s worth supporting a girl with a dream and the tits to get some dude in the clothing business to invest in her because it’s not all that much money for a rich person to come up with 6 bathing suit styles in China, in exchange for having meetings with her…many meetings…all while trying on her own brand of suit…

It’s actually cheaper than a hooker…

That said…her campaign is on Polaroids…because she’s so fucking hip it hurts…and if you click on them they will get larger so you can fixate on her outstanding body.

I think I should start trying to be her friend. I think this is day one of seduction. I think the love starts now and we need to Em-Rat-Cow her to the next level….because if Em-Rat-Cow taught us anything in her 11 months of fame…it’s that tits…are all that matters

Posted in:Sahara Ray

2014

24

Jul

Nicola Peltz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz is the new girl from Transformers who has proven to the world that Michael Bay like tall blonde girls more than brunette girls – to play his leading chick in his garbage overpriced smut based on franchise he’s milking harder than one of his groupies milks his cock hoping for a part in his next movie..

But more importantly, that acting in his movie requires little to no talent, that’s why Megan Fox was so good for the part…you see cuz she sucks…and now this Nicola Peltz character is posting ass shots to instagram…taking full advantage of the exposure she’s got being in his heavily marketed nonsense…

Looks good to me…

Posted in:Nicola Peltz

2014

24

Jul

Rockey Barnes in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Rockey Barnes .

She’s an instagram model, that due to her instagram success, has managed to become a signed model, because modelling agencies are more into these instagram models than real models, because they are more affordable and have a fan base…

Let’s face it, modelling is a joke, you just have to be decent enough looking, and it requires little to no effort to do…

As long as you’re not fat, have some good instagram filters, you’re set and you can book jobs…and be the model you always wanted to be…even though you’re only 5 foot 3.

I guess theoretically these models sell more bikinis than an actual model who you would get at the instagram model price of “Free trip to a tropical place and a hotel room”….

It’s the discount bargain basement of models…and I like it..because it’s a bit more grounded, desperate and lovely…

That said, I heard she’s married…which kind of makes me hate looking at bikini pics of her…

I’ve also emailed her 30 times and she never answers me. I hate her for that….

Pictures are by JCK PHOTO

Posted in:Rockey Barnes

2014

24

Jul

Mel B’s Tits and Her New Friend of the Day

Every once in a while a paparazzi pic happens that makes me laugh…and think “Hey, despite killing Princess Diana, and going onto steal pics of these famous people, that in reality they have grey area right to take pics of, only to sell for insane amounts of money, and hire evil legal teams to sue all the websites out there that uses them without permission, even though Facebook, Twitter, and sites based in other countries can do whatever the fuck they want and the public can find said images we are trying to sell for insane amount of money…sometimes they capture a great moment”…

Like Mel B with hug tits being creeped on by some homeless guy that may even be one of her many illegit kids…like the one she has with Eddie Murphy…#classwars and #titties

VIA SOURCE

Posted in:Mel B

2014

24

Jul

Taylor Swift Lesbian Picture of the Day

There are rumors going around that Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss, the awkward couple, are an actual couple of tall lanky weird girls with a lot of fucking money…

They are always together, which is something that is rare because you’d think they were both really busy in their respective careers, yet they manage to be in the same city a lot of the time…

Not to mention, Karlie Kloss looks like a total Lesbian…and Taylor Swift is just slutty, has slept with tons of dudes, that has gone no where and it’s marketable, and trendy to eat pussy…they can tell the world, like Cara Delevignge that “They just like love”…and “love has no gender”…or some other bullshit…because Lebsian sex is really just two BFFs masturbating together…and hardly an issue…I mean even the straightest girl can fuck with that hustle…if they just shut their eyes…

Either way. This is their first PDA…and it’s as imagine time spent with them would be…boring as fuck…but I’d still watch.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

24

Jul

The Couple that Had Sex on the BEach and Other Videos of the Day

Russian WOmen Doin’ the Michael Jackson

Hold a Bag of Cement Over Your Head Prank…

The Women Who Tries to Drive Away From Being Towed…

The Man Who Shot his Friend and Killed Him For Dancing Too Close to his Girlfriend…

The Car That Ran Over a Baby That Was Crawling in a Garage Where Babies Are Supposed to Crawl..

Public Transit in India Probably Smells Awesome

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Jul

Charisma Carpenter is Naked of the Day

Virgins losers love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, especially those aged 30-45 and I don’t really get it, but Charisma Carpenter fucking loves it, because that shit keeps her fake tits relevant…Virgin losers don’t get over things ever. It’s against their collecting weirdo ways.

Just ask Comicon….

An event going on this weekend that we can assume inspired Charisma Carpenter to post this nude pic of her to celebrate what might as well was her 100th birthday, because no matter how old she gets her fans will still love her…and her fake tits…with likely stay the same..

I mean I guess all I see is a failed stripper…still eager to be that stripper…even after she did Playboy…

Not a big deal..at all…

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter

2014

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The fail in being a reclusive is when three hot girls text you persistently to leave the house to meet up with them for sex…forcing me to really weigh the pros and cons of being a reclusive…only to choose reclusive because leaving the work…when I can just ask for nudes…sex requires work….maybe this reclusive thing is stupid..maybe nudes have made choosing reclusive easy…

We’re all fucking doomed.

Here are some morning links…

Fifty Shades of Grey Has a New Trailer….
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Cute Girl Works it for the Paparazzi While They are Trying to Shoot Karlie Kloss
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The Best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys
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22 Broken GIFs
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Andrea Calle’s Big Booty in a Bikini
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Apparently Evan Mendes Pulled a Hispanic and Trapped Ryan Gosling with a Kid
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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Comedians in Cars Getting Cocaine
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9 Year Old Married a 62 Year Old Woman…What?
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Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Hooker
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21 Year Close Up
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Harvard Students Invent a Useless Thing…
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Missing Girls Alert
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Cut Pug Sleeping because I Love Pugs…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize why I married a woman I hate…because I would never let any girl I like or respect end up with me. They deserve better and I can’t let them commit to having sex with me for the rest of their life or for any period of time exclusively, they deserve better and I don’t like eating pussy tainted with other dude’s dick – and I don’t share – unless it is a hooker…in which case – I manage to deal – depending on how inexpensive they are…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Selena Gomez is 22 and 10 THings You’ll Like Better…
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Newest VS Model – Nipples!
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More Selena Gomez Bikini Shower Pics
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So Much Ass!
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Pets Caught Sleeping…Doing the BAE
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Naya Rivera’s Kim KArdashian Style Wedding
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Brandi Glanville Flashing Her Thong…
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Jessica Simpson’s Honeymoon Pics
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NBA Careers Ruined by Injury
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Miley Cyrus is Misbehaving
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Jessica Alba’s New Sin City Poster
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Selena Gomez in a Towel
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Beyonce’s Offensive
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Nicky Hilton is Getting Fat!
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Lily Allen Unfortunate Panty Flash
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Zoe Saldana is Pregnant
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I want to fuck Kelli Berglund
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Snoop Dog Smoked Weed in the White House
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Hot Pics of Naya Rivera to Celebrate her Hasty Wedding
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Girls in Short Shorts
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18 Types of Asian Girls…
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Slut of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel’s Beach Nipple
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45 Most Amazing News and Sports Photobombs of All Time
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Kids Swearing In Movies: The Supercut
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Kelly Brook is Some Serious Thickness
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10 Spider GIFS
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Some Chick Posing in a Bathing Suit – Set to Music…
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Emmy Rossum in Skin Tight Jeans
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Angel Acker – Nasty in a Bikini
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Andrea Calle in Her Bikini
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Marines Confront a Fake Marine
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Insane Brown’s Fan Pees on Art Modell’s Grave…
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Caitlin O’Connor in a Bikini
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Mom of the Day
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I Kinda Wish I Fucked Kate Hudson….Before Everyone in the World Fucked Kate Hudson
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Bieber Uses Wheelchair to Cut Lines at Disney
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Irina Shayk Must Have One Hairy Bush
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Biker Gets Rear Ended
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A Pretty Shitty Boob Job
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Freak Hail Storm Ruins Day
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Lindsay Lohan Still Thinks She’s Hot
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Why is Your BRain in Your Head
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Teen Has 232 Teeth Removed…
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Aubrey O’Day Hot in Concert
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Plane Taking Off
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Leonardo Does Kung Fu KIcks on a Yacht
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80s Family Portrait of the Day
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Inked Bitches
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Adriana LIma – Modeling
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Ass Flash in the Library
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Babe on a Park Bench
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20 Questions with Brandy Aniston
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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21 Year Close Up
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This Voyeur’s Lie has good Pics
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Everything Butt!
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Babe Bates!
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Arianny Celeste Does a Bikini Cartwheel
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Busty Redhead in a Tanning Bed…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Coolio for The Evil People at Pornhub
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Thug Gets Killed by a Cop….
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Crazy Footage of a Dude Jumping in Front of a Train
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I Don’t Understand this Public African Ceremony – But I Hate It
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Fingers in the Butt
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Webcam Asshole Flash…
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Bartender Sets Man’s Face on Fire
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS