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2014

23

Jul

Jessie Andrews Bush for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am not a huge fan of Jessie Andrews….only because she’s blocked me on all social media, despite being friends with a lot of people I know…including her manager for her DJing who I have a pug connection with…

I don’t watch porn, so I can’t really talk about her performances, other than that I know she’s doing her first Anal scene pretty soon.

I don’t go to clubs, so I can’t really talk about her DJing, I just know you can fuck her on camera for less than booking her to DJ your party…

I do know that she’s dialled into the “art” and “fashion” and “hipster” world…and that in doing that not only can she rock an awesome bush…the kind of bush I would let rub on my face because I love bush…and everyone or anyone who has ever read this site will know that…since day one I’ve loved it.

I’m talking jerking off on hipster 20 year old bush since the fucking 80s…and I embrace that shit more than anyone I know…and I encourage every girl to grow out her bush…

So I’m loving these…as much as I love the fact that Jessie Andrews has done the right media to encourage a new generation of girl to embrace her sexuality and fuck on camera…you know being the slut she wants to be – without worrying about social norms and pressures…it’s all very fucking liberating…and I get to see hipster bush in the process…thus a huge fan….

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2014

23

Jul

Britney Spears Lingerie Collection of the Day

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Britney Spears posted a picture of her in lingerie. Nice a soft focused so you can’t really see all the reasons you don’t want to see Britney Spears in lingerie…because she’s apparently launching a lingerie line. Her handlers figure it’s another revenue stream so why the fuck not…well maybe because there’s nothing Sexy about Britney and the lingerie you’d expect her to wear is cheese slices and canned beans or whatever else ghetto welfare addicts wear to be sexy when having a manic episode in the trailer park – ending up pregnant but unsure with what dad – since you let them all cum in you…only far richer and more famous…

This isn’t very hot…it’s lies people lies…

She is not behind this brand, an existing lingerie company is licensing her name and giving her 25% of revenue…it’s a scam…lingerie isn’t her passion…dirty underwear from not showering for a week is….

But here’s the preview pic anyway…

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2014

23

Jul

Jennette McCurdy Slutty for Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know who Jennette McCurdy is. I’ve seen her fucked up face around the last little while and the only thing interesting about her is that she posts slutty pics to her instagram for attention – which are a lot better when her face is cropped out of it…

Her captions are pretty genius…

#nofilter #datass #fapfapfap #eww #boysaregross

The triple FAP…screams “I’m a child star on a kid’s show trying to break free from that by being slutty and an exhibitionist thanks to having a stage mom who taught me how to whore when I was young, cuz if you look at my face, you’ll see I have no business being anywhere near a camera…unless it’s for porn!”….

I like it…

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2014

23

Jul

Hilary Duff’s Bed Summersault of the Day

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Scientologist Hilary Duff posted this video of her “waking up”…that I assume was meant to be cute and funny…you know inviting us into her home to watch her get out of bed and start her day…only to disappoint because her summersaults in and out of the bed…are fully clothed…in jeans…I mean…make this exact same video in skimpy panties and we’re onto something…doing it like this is just plane dumb….but probably still a fetish to at least one of you weirdos…

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2014

23

Jul

Selena Gomez in a See Through Bathing Suit with Implied Lesbianism of the Day

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Doing what I do, I realize that there are far more important things going on in the world – than just this celebrity gossip, who is dating who, smoke and mirror bullshit people care about because it’s shoved down their throats and they are trained to care about it…

You know instead of trying to make yourself famous, or to make a difference, or to make money to live like you’re famous…you’re obsessing over Selena Gomez turning 22…

THere are real issues going on…

So when my friend MADE THIS TOP 10 SELENA GOMEZ BIRTHDAY BIKINI AND 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT MORE …I was happy to see, I am not alone in hating celebrity, finding celebrity a vapid group of retards that produce shitty content and that divert from real issues in life…to focus on their spoiled brat luxuries…

The uprising is now…just as soon as I’m done staring at her little implants in a sheer bathing suit…unfortunately the highlight of my day…because I don’t need to worry about worldly issue or my own success when I can just stare at 22 year old hard nipples in a white bathing suit – reminding me of the time my friends sister was in a white bathing suit at their pool and she was walking around unaware that it was see through…showing us all her nice inny pussy…giving me something to jerk off to all through high school…leading to my love of all things white bikini….

Here she is showering for the paparazzi with Cara Delevingne…

TO SEE SOME THAT TOP 10 a href=”http://famousmisfortune.com/index.php/2014/07/23/top-ten-selenas-22nd/” target=”_blank”> CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Jul

Irina Shayk Flashing Pany of the Day

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Irina Shayk was on Extra or some other low level show that is desperate to talk to any and all low level famous people because they are on 5 days a week and no A-Listers really participate in their bullshit…not that I really know what Extra is up to, I hate that shit. I just know that Maria Menounos’s anal loving Greek ass isn’t on it anymore, now it’s just Saved by the Bell’s Mario Lopez…which makes sense because hispanics in their 40s are probably the demographic of the show anyway..

That said, Irina flahsed panties, because if you’re going to be on TV, do your best to get noticed, it was just 5 years ago she was a Russian girl who had dreams of America…flashing panties for 4 dollars an hour…this isn’t much of struggle or stretch for her…if anything her whole career is based on panties..and getting that career..also based on panties…so I guess it’s just falling into place and reminding girls everywhere…show your panties…starting today, by emailing me…

So much white…not very period friendly…risky….I like it.

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Here are her feet for the foot fetishists

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2014

23

Jul

Hana Jirickova for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Her name is Hana Jirickova …she is a Czech model. Her biggest flaw in being Czech is that unlike other Czech girls…she’s not shooing porn for 100 dollars a scene. I am talking some of the most incredible looking girls who are making very little money to fuck on camera are Czech…yet this one has gone off to do Vogue…but at least she’s showing some nipple, because without nipple I would feel as though she completely lost touch with her hooker roots…

That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect and I am in love…like I am with all these girls…because I am easy to please thanks to my fat wife ruining women for me, before realizing if I detach myself from hating her, her disgustingness has made me love all women…one of those they are all better than her…she is the problem…save me…situations…

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2014

23

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Selfies of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted a couple of selfies that no one really cares about…because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and doesn’t really matter..

She’s expired. You know once a great thing, then an interesting thing to watch crash and burn and fade into obscurity, only to make the occasional re-entry, each time with less star power than before…because the world is a fast moving place…

Sure sometimes, when the scandal is hot enough, the tits are exposed, the sex tape is released, or she dies, we’ll stop to look…

But to track her like this was 8 years ago and celebrity internet blogging was new and exciting, and Lohan was the focal point, is just not ever going to happen again…but I’ll keep on looking every once in a while – because I believe she can turn it around…and win an oscar…if she wasn’t such a horrible fucking person…

Not because I care her new boyfriend is named “Philip” and she was kissing him on a yacht…or because I ever liked any of her movies…but because…#tits.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

23

Jul

Naya Rivera Gets Married Whole Lea Michele SHows Her Nipple of the Day

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So I posted these Lea Michele pictures yesterday, but because I don’t give a fuck about Lea Michele or her weirdo face that should have never been on TV, even if it can sing, but should have just been on the audio track while an actual babe sang…so I didn’t go through every single one to see if there was a fucking nipple in it…

While there’s a nipple in it…but it’s hardly a good nipple…because it’s set next to her weirdo face…that I hate…

It’s like how can I want to suck on something when my eyes can’t help buy focus on that flawed facial structure…my brain wondering how that happened…genetically…when it should be thinking nipple…

In other news, Naya Rivera married her rebound co-star from Glee who I assume needed a Green Card…after dating him for 3 months to show her fiancé “Big Sean” that once you go black you can go back…and more importantly…that their love wasn’t real as he was off fucking sluts in every city….

I think I just reported my first news story…I’m getting the hang of this…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Jul

Horrible Twerk Video of the Day

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I don’t know when this was shot. I don’t know if it has already gone viral. I just know it exists…and it is fucking horrible…the kind of thing I would erase from my memory, because there is so much better noise to fill my brain with…but at the same time…it’s pretty fucking awesome…in the worst way possible…

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