Road Rage of the Day in Russia….Motherfucker Runs Over Angry Man, Checks his Car, Drives Off
Trolling Live News Broadcast…
Insane Girl Crossing the Street Fail
Fight Leading to Naked Man Fighting
Smokin’ Hookah with the Kids…
Posted in:Videos
2014
15
Jul
Road Rage of the Day in Russia….Motherfucker Runs Over Angry Man, Checks his Car, Drives Off
Trolling Live News Broadcast…
Insane Girl Crossing the Street Fail
Fight Leading to Naked Man Fighting
Smokin’ Hookah with the Kids…
Posted in:Videos
2014
15
Jul
Want to know what I love? Farrah Abraham.
I feel like I have a close relationship, because I RELEASED HER SEX TAPES TO THE INTERNET BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
I also like that she was a teen mother, clearly a bit of a sex addict, proven in the fact that she was a teen mother in the first place, who after the show, decided to do HARDCORE PORN with a Pornstar, not pretending it was a leaked video, the first one called FARRAH SUPERSTAR BACKDOOR the second called BACK DOOR AND MORE …and she was fucking amazing…
I have EXCLUSIVE CLIPS OF BOTH OF THEM
Her body was hot, her fucking was hot, and in turn she was hot…even though she was a mom….and even though she was Farrah Abraham…and even though her face looks like that…
So after going viral with the porn, making more money than Kim Kardashian from the porn, being the biggest porn of last year in sales, she disappeared for a little bit, but has now moved back into the adult industry with these awesome sex toys that have the likeliness of her vagina and luckily not of her face.. since she’s not that pretty, but her not being pretty kind of gets thrown out the window, when you see her fuck, and squirt, and take it up the ass…like an delicate flower sent from heaven to show the world how a good mom who started young and who seeks attention behaves….
So the good people at TOPCO…have licensed the exclusive use of her VAGINA for good and not evil…
I’ve already asked them to send me every single one in the set…even two or three…that I can put between my wife’s legs and fuck a new vagina that’s not as tainted as either Farrah or my wife…
You see, I would never want to deal with Farrah in person, I’ve met her and she’s a bit of a crazy person…but I am totally down to desecrate her pelvis in my basement….
So love her or hate her, you won’t be able to resist how good these pics of her celebrating her new business venture are….
Ridiculous, and amazing…I’m a fan.
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING CLICK HERE
TO WATCH HER IN PORN CLICK HERE
Posted in:Farrah Abraham
2014
15
Jul
Christy Mack is a hugely popular porn star who blocked me on Social media very early on in her career…
It probably had something to do with me making fun of her for being a pornstar, but I only did that because I like making fun of girls who have any level of celebrity, whether it’s casting couch hustle or pornstar fucking for money hustle. It’s one of those, I feel it is warranted because they put themselves out there, get paid to leave their dignity at the door, and with all the hater, comes all the super fans who make her really matter, who I guess she prefers to focus on…understandably…I’d block me too….I’m a brat.
That said, I’ve never seen her porn, apparently she’s one of the dirtiest fucks around. I don’t really dig that whole tattoo, inked up girl movement, but it is huge and people are all about it…so I get it.
I have seen her in person 2-3 times, I didn’t even realize she was Christy Mack, because let’s just say she looks a lot better in pictures…but I probably wouldn’t tell her UFC fighter boyfriend that…because people who know how to kill people with their fists are the kind of people you try not to dis their porno wife…..
Either way, my friends at INKED MAGAZINE did this great shoot with her….and these are the pics of her looking hot as fuck…if you’re into this tattooed girl thing…and you probably are…because it seems like everyone is…It’s so dark..
Posted in:Christy Mack
2014
15
Jul
There’s some story going around that Jessica Simpson is changing her name to Jessica Johnson…because she got married…and it is still a traditional thing for some women to do…because they want the same last name as their kids…and they like the idea of changing their name for their man…despite what all the feminists are pissed off about…you know up on some “It’s no a man’s world anymore, don’t let him dominate you girl”…bullshit..
I mean she’s a fucking Texan Christian with a homo dad who was once of the church…who raised her in the church…before hollywood put the devil in his pants…doesn’t mean this girl doesn’t want some level of white girl normalcy after years of being a sinner…
Or maybe her man really did gold dig her hard…with solid mind fucks…either way, she can go back to her maiden name when she gets a divorce and in the meantime let’s appreciate her being fit, busty and in a bathing suit…because ultimately…who cares what she fucking calls herself…it’s not she matters in any of our lives…except maybe when shopping for Christmas gifts for your wife you hate at K-Mart….
Posted in:Jessica Simpson
2014
15
Jul
My friends and celebrity sex tape industry experts at VIVID.COM – are also Parody Experts were nice enough to give me an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF X-MEN XXX
I figure that if you’re visiting this site, you have got to be some kind of nerdy, weirdo with aspergers, who is way too into celebrity babes to really leave the house and meet a fucking girl of your own, so porn is what it is, and what you’re left with…porn and fucking comics…sci/fi fantasy…never getting laid…
It’s the season of COMIC CON, but you don’t need me to tell you that, so this should fit in nicely with your social life…and virgin loser needs…
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE CLIP
Here are some pics
Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE
2014
15
Jul
I don’t know who this faggot Jenny Lewis is, but I know her video is a pile of shit set to a shitty viral song….
Up on some Mackelmore, let’s target single middle aged sluts who too the Sex and the City approach to life, fucking as much they could, only to realize dudes marry and knock up wives, not career obsessed cunts…with dirty pussies…especially after they turned down babies and family for career, only to be menopausal on a pile of money – feeling empty as fuck…
I’m posting this because Kristen Stewart and her inbred eyes is in it in drag…being one of the guys…because based on her sex appeal…I am pretty sure she is…
Posted in:Video
2014
15
Jul
I hate SEXT fails
Like when a girl you are sexting tells you to “In a Sock” when you ask her where she wants you to cum, instead of saying her ass, face, or pussy…drives me crazy
You see I am a professional SEXTER, I don’t leave my fucking house…even though girls love me, so I just SEXT them, less pressure and my wife can’t cockblock…
So I don’t expect girls to be able to keep up, you know just because I am master of making them cum with my words…
But sometimes a SEXT fail can be a sext win…
Like when you’re getting a girl to get naked, and she says “Aren’t you done yet, can I stop and go do homework”…
Part of you is like bitch ruining my jam, raining on my parade, fucking up my system…
The other part of you is like “I’m a grown ass man in my 40s and a 20 year old college girl is trying to get me to jerk off to her, badly, but it is still happening”..
It’s hard to not think of myself as the rockstar I am…
Here are some morning links…
Sharon Stone’s Ass in a Bikini
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Farrah Abraham and her Pussy
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass on French Montana’s Instagram
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The Hottest Fans of the World Cup
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Liquor Store Words of Wisdom
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Sex Ed in India
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Weird VIdeo with Kristen Stewart in Drag
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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X-Men Porn Parody Exclusive!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
14
Jul
Sara Malakul Lane is Hot and Fuck in Galore Shoot I Supplied the Ramen For
I was physically threatened on Facebook for suggesting someone mocking missiles got hit by a missile, but not killed by a missile, just severely injured by a missile because mocking dangerous things and cheering on war is a whole lot of stupid – when really we should just be hugging, fingering and eating out our way through conflict and life …I mean seriously, we all gotta live on this earth, stop being little bitches with the bullshit fighting…it’s getting in the way of fucking…of fucking….
I was also told “good luck in life”…from a girl I used to sext…which is always a nice dramatic ending to a series of tit pics…if you’re going to do it, might as well give it some soap opera level of good bye…idiots. are. everywhere.
Here are some steplinks…
Top 10 Rihanna in RIO
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This Guy Has Great Name
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Emily Ratajkowskis Clown Face get Ppaparazzi…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Bethenny Frankel in her 4 Year Old’s Pajams is a Fetish…
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Farrah Abraham and Her Mangled Face Playing With her Pussy at an Event
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Britney Spears HArd NIpples
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14 Horrible – But Funny Knock Offs
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Sara Malakul Lane is Hot and Fuck in Galore
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Allie – Is The Slut of The Day
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
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Kimora Lee in a Bikini Grabbing Her Tits
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Joanna Krupa Grabbing her Tit
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Emmy Rossum Hard Nipples
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The Best and Worst FIFA World Cup GIFs
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Unexpected Pedestrian Fail…
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Emma Stone and Joaquin for a New Woody Allen Movie
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Pregnant Christina Aguilera Mini Golfs
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All of the Karolina Kurkova Topless Pics
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Diora Baird Bra in GIFs….
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Jenny McCarthy has a Sirius Show Now…
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Cooking on a Waffle
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Scarlett Johansson is a Horrible Driver….in this LUCY Clip…..
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Lindsay Lohan Public Appearance
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Where are they Now….
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Planet of the PUGS!
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Girls Doing Selfies….
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So Much Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Kelsey Grammar Knocked Up Some Bitch – PDA
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Bethenny Frankel in Kids Clothes
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Funny Chinese Translation Fails
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Some Slutty Social Media Babe
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Brody Jenner Went to Reggie Bush’s Wedding
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Jessica Chastain at Some Event…
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Parkour Cat!
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Cameron Diaz and Katie Holmes in Jump Suits…Erotic
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Shitty Bikini Catalog Pics
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Eugenie Bouchard Does a Photoshoot
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Nikki Reed in Leggings
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Irina Shayk Modeling Panties
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Cheryl Cole Moves Quick
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Keira Knightley Paparazzi Pics….
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Selena Gomez Legs
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13 Pics That Prove Ghosts are Real
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Underwater Dog Photos are Awesome
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Jaden Smith Photoshoot Weirdness
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Animal Whisperer – Cow Calling
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So Many Thigh Gaps….
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50 Behind the Scenes Pics of Villains
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Alessandra Ambrosio At Some Event
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Weird Al is Too Old for This Shit – Margaret Cho’s Cameltoe is Offensive.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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12 Minutes of Insertion
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Japanese Titty Shots
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Hot Latina with Big tits Strips!
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Two Models Stripping in an Auto Shop….
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Chubby Girl With Huge Tits Makes Herself Puke on Webcam – WTF
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Espn Body Issue NUDITY
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Champagne is a Classy
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Some Real Fucking Babe Getting Naked
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3 Airplane Masturbation Videos
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Romantic Fisting By the Sea
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Lucy Pinder in a Letterman Jacket – Rockin’ Huge Tits
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The Worst Scat Video Ever
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
14
Jul
Once upon a time, I brought a kids’ Hello Kitty bathing suit and a box of Ramen noodles to my friend THE Headhuntr and suggested he put actress Sara Malakul Lane into it…for a GALORE MAGAZINE ….and this is the magic that happened…
For those of you who don’t know Galore, they are the probably the best fashion magazine’s out there…producing compelling shoots and doing it big…I am a huge fan of their work and what they have been doing so it’s amazing to have been involved in this…
You can see some of their other HERE
TO SEE THE INTERVIEW CLICK HERE
Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane
2014
14
Jul
Hilary Duff has been working out hard the last few months – since her divorce that I don’t think ever happened, because bratty billionaires are overdramatic and need to cause conflict in their lives to stay interesting…especially when said billionaires are pro athletes along with being billionaires…because they like seeing other dudes naked…since you know it’s not for the money…
She’s also a Scientologist…
But More importantly…she’s in a bikini….a fit, broad shouldered, thick and muscular mom who believes in Aliens so much that she invests money into a church for aliens all half naked…
I approve..
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Hilary Duff