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2014

11

Jul

Alla Kostromichova in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Alla Kostromichova. She is a model. A model who wears bikinis in magazines like Harper’s Bazaar. I’ve never heard of her, but I appreciate the picture of her humping the air like she is at a gynecological exam…because I guess I like my bitches pap smeared…

I don’t know what that means, but it was disgusting.

Here are the pics.

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2014

11

Jul

Crazy Child Pornography Charges and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Suicide Rescue

Sign Flipper of the Day – Making a Real Shitty Job Less Shitty

Robbery Ends with a Wine Bottle

Hood Ice Cream Van

Crackhead – Part 2

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with falling in love with your waitress – is that she’s just being nice to you for tips…and when you misread it and decide to wait outside for her after work closes at 3 am…she usually won’t be too happy to see you…especially if you popped a viagra an hour earlier and you’re rocking a boner…a boner that you’re pointing to saying “you recommended the spaghetti, well I recommend the D”…

Here are some morning links…

Top 10 Reaction to Eva Mendes Pregnancy
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Next Level Instagram Selfies…
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If your girlfriend is on Glee – You WilL Die
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30 Pics of Lil Kim – When She was a Queen of Rap
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Selena Gomez Tits are New and Improved
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12 Pancakes that Nailed It
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Paris Hilton’s New Shitty EDM SOng to Remind You that EDM is a Huge Joke
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Drake and Chris Brown Together at Last…
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Jodie Gasson Topless in Lingerie
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Candice Swanepoel Tights
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Classy License Plate of the Day
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6979945/shart-license-plate-must-belong-to-someone-classy”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Jul

January Jones is Naked in a Bathtub of the Day

Single mother January Jones, who I assume felt her biological clock ticking, and felt the time had come where she needed to get knocked up. So she made a sperm donor sign over the rights to his kid so that she can raise it on her own, since the world doesn’t have enough fatherless kids, with parents who have deep pockets, to lead to drug addiction and dysfunction….

I am all for some modern, new age, new generation household that shows us that there’s no need to be traditional when you can afford a team of nannies…and the fact is that I don’t even know why I know who January Jones is…I mean she’s DONE TOPLESS SCENES …but that’s hardly exciting enough to bother….

Well now she’s doing nude in a bathtub shit for some magazine I’ve never heard of, and it’s popped up on facebook a few times, so I guess it means people care and matters…you know more than the missing plane, the Russian’s taking over Crimea River, terror in Syria, so here it is…mindless smut for you mindless cunts.

VIA VIOLETGREY

Posted in:January Jones

2014

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

People always tell me that drinking is bad, that it is going to kill me, that it is not healthy and that it is a sign of depression….or anxiety or Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or whatever mental illness they’ve decided to call numbing fun….

But what is actually depressing is the bored sober people talking about the glory days of when they used to drink, over coffee, in a coffee shop, chain smoking…I can assure you those sad fucks are going to die sooner that if they kept on drinking…

So deal with your depression through drunken adventures, or just be depressed talking about the glory days with other losers…

You decide, but drinking leads to more unprotected sex with all kinds of sketchy women…as sobriety…just leads to loneliness….

Here are some links…

The Night Shift at Denny’s is Interesting
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Farrah Abrahams Froyo Shop in Austin’s Website Has Been Hacked – So Good
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Mesh Dress
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Will Smith with a Topless Chick in Ibiza
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Katy Perry Panty Flash On Stage
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First Pics of the New Whitney Houston…
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Kelly Osbourne’s Drunk Panty Flash
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Reese Witherspoon in a Trailer
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Justene Jaro Grabbing Her Tit
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Hailey Clausons Bikini Catalog Pics
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Victoria’s Secret Angels at an Event!
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Fold Napkin into a Elegant Penis for All Your Dinner Parties
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Hottest Jennifer Lawrence Pics
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Big Asian Tits in a Bikini Trick
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Mischa Barton is BIG AS FUCK
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Tranny Beats a Dude…
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Possible Escort and Friend – Claudia Romani working the paparazzi in a thong bikini – because the paparazzi will take pics of any 30 year old on the beach in Miami
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Cara Delevingne and Suki Waterhouse Fuck
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Intense Roller Coaster POV
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The Penis on the News Flash Card is Funny
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Kate Moss See Through – is Still Amazing
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Elisabetta Canalis was Topless
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Girls Making Ugly Faces
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The Old Stealing Hags..
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Kristen Steward See Through!
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Guess How Many Days Kim and Kanye Have Spent Together Since Marrying
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15 Years of American Pie Girls
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Kelly Osbourne Drunk
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50 Viral Cats
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Rob Ford with Caribbean Tits
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A Bunch of Salma Hayek Pics
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Half Naked Greek Slut
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Worm Arm…
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Emma Watson Boring at an Event – Showing Some Skin
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Sophie Monk Lives!
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Drunk People Trying to Play it Cool
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Weird Levitation Shit….
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Ashely Benson was Topless BTW
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The Best Family Feud Answers
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Page 3 Girls…
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Amy Willerton’s Bikini FOR FHM
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20 Misconceptions About Sex
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Bouncy GIFs
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Pam Anderson Made a Facebook Poem
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A Heroin Addict’s Last 4 Years of Life – Dying of Aids – Intense
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Best Veggie Burgers EVER
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Today in Spy Cams!
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Brunette in Action
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Homeless Man Dumpster Diving for Food….
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Naked Maid Cleaning
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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19 Year Old and Her Big Boobs
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The Girl Who Sucked 24 Dicks – Uncensored….
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Poor GIrl Has to Fist Herself.
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Drunk Girls Lick Each Other Tits
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Hot Naked Chick!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Jul

Cara Delevingne Free’s the Nipple By Not Freeing the Nipple of the Day

Cara Delevingne decided to not take the actual plunge into getting her instagram deleted by freeing her nipple, an offence that Instagram doesn’t take lightly, because they don’t believe that free nipples belong on instagram. It is a publicly traded company and they have guidelines they must respect.

Even though a lot of great photos include nipples…

But it works, showing us how crazy it is that dudes are uncensored and girls need to be censored, by making me want to see her nipple, but unable to see her nipple, because society is fucked.

Priorities and initiatives in this Christian controlled conservative world, where they decided a nipple is porn, even though it’s just a fucking nipple.

I made a decision many years ago, that posting nipple, being uncensored, was just real and authentic. I sacrificed having a successful fight by freeing the nipple before it was a thing, so I’m glad to see the world coming together for this #freethenipple movement, cuz I’ve been for a long time and freeing the nipple has actually fucked me over, but I still stuck to it, because I truly feel nipple should be free.

From breast feeding, to tanning, to walking down the street. We’re past decency, people are fucking pigs, and censoring nipples is the least of our worries in this doomed society…

So girls…#freethenipple.

Here’s Cara Delevingne’s Chanel campaign…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

10

Jul

Selena Gomez Nip Slip on Instagram of the Day

Either these Springbreaker pop tarts are on the same mission, competing with their tits, or in Selena Gomez’s case, new fake tits, to get attention on the same day…you know girls who pretend to be friends are always catty….

Because earlier today ASHLEY BENSON GOT CAUGHT TOPLESS

And today…Selena Gomez nipple was posted to instagram…in what I can assume was a retaliation to a text she got from Benson last night saying “the paparazzi got topless pics of me, what do I do”…

Because the reality is that Selena Gomez is the one who hired Ashley Benson for Springbreakers and is in turn kind of her boss…so as her boss, she’s gotta to take the higher road and be like “I can’t let bitch get all the glory today, I need to bring out my nipple to compete and show her I’m Selena Gomez, I own everyone”…claim my stake…

But it’s possible that Selena just has no control over her nipple now that she’s got implants…

It’s like she’s got no feeling and the swelling hasn’t gone down on the fuckers…nipples everywhere..

Now that I am looking at it – all the girls look the same – so I don’t even know if the nipple is Selena’s or her friends…I have facial recognition blindness.

I just know, there’s nipple and this is what rappers call THIRST TRAPPING LOWKEY….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

10

Jul

Katy Perry in a Bathrobe Eating Pizza for Rony’s Photobooth of the Day

I’ve been friends with an amazing photographer named RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH for a really really really long fucking time…I’m thinking we first met in 2007.

RONY has been good friends with Katy Perry since before she was famous, probably around the same time, he was doing LA nightlife photography, and she was a girl doing LA nightlife…

She went viral, achieved massive success, and I guess unlike a lot of cunts I know, maintained friendships with her old friends…

One July 4th, they all went to Disney….THE PICS WERE JUST RELEASED

I am not so excited by people at Disney, or Disney adventures, because Disney doesn’t remind me of good child hood memories, but rather of molestation and exploitation….

I am excited by girls in bed eating Pizza, so whether this was Katy Perry and or not, I’d probably still post them…because Girls Eating Pizza…is fucking sexy always…

I am also excited by RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH pics, because he takes hot pics of babes on the regular…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEIR DISNEY ADVENTURE CLICK HERE

It’s some documentary, lifestyle, living life coverage that may or may not make you hate your life…and that may or may not remind you that Katy Perry’s got great tits…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEIR DISNEY ADVENTURE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry

2014

10

Jul

Ashley Benson Topless of the Day

Ashley Benson is the very popular tween targeted star of some tween targeted show that I’ve heard is pretty sexed up and perverted, but wouldn’t know, because I hate tweens, and despite popular belief, I am more into girls in their 20s, with more dick sucking experience, they are more fun…even if they are always 10 pounds heavier thanks to puberty…


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Ashley Benson, is in her 20s, is 10 pounds overweight, and knows that her tits, are her best feature, which I guess is why she’s showcasing them for the paparazzi while on vacation, staging it to seem like a huge story or big deal…

Unfortunately, maybe I’m wrong in thinking this, but I’ve seen so much celebrity, actor, model tit, on the regular, that this is hardly exciting, but definitely worth looking at, because when she’s topless, her 10 pounds of chubby, seems to disappear…it’s like get this girl out of a bikini, and all of a sudden, she’s hot skinny, and better than ever…

Sure this is a publicity stunt, but one I can get behind, because it may not always lead to bigger and better things, but it always gives me tits to cross reference, when I google the bitch on her quest of bring a bigger star than she is…


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All this to say…TITS! I am not sure if they qualify as magnificent tits, because all tits are magnificent…


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Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

10

Jul

Penelope Cruz Pregnant Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Penelope Cruz is pregnant, and despite popular belief, or general decency, she decided to get into a bikini, and either she’s a tiny woman, or her baby is fucking massive, because whatever is going on here…that baby bump is more of having a litter bump…and I guess based her face, maybe it’s just the fetus’ nose pushing her belly out like that..

All this to say, I don’t find Penelope Cruz hot. I don’t think girls with big noses should keep said big noses, I’ve been with a Penelope Cruz looking girl, who thought it was okay to life life like that because Penelope Cruz did it, despite Penelope Cruz being the only one capable of pulling it off in the history of big noses…

I don’t mind staring at her hard nipples in a sheer top though, but that’s only because I’m a man and we like that shit…


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Posted in:Penelope Cruz