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2014

10

Jul

Eliza Sys for Aaron Feaver Topless on the Beach of the Day

Photographer AARON FEAVER shot these pics of some model named Eliza Sys, who happens to be fucking amazing, on the beach, topless, for S Magazine

The model is a name I don’t remember, but apparently, I’ve posted her fashion nudity before…like when:

She’s been naked HERE

She’s been Naked HERE

and when she’s been Topless HERE

Because I am a hero at this internet, scoping talent, finding the best tits ever shit, I find these girls early in their careers, you should come visit more often…

Posted in:Eliza Sys

2014

10

Jul

Maria Sharapova Bikini of the Day

Tennis champion from many years ago, Maria Sharapova, is still in the tennis game, and is actually doing better than I think she did when she was younger. She’s actually winning shit, which I don’t think has happened in a long fucking time, because despite hating sports, I am into tennis at a very basic human level…girls grunting in skirts, powerful, fit, but not disgusting (except maybe Venus) women, all athletic, fit, able to squat on my dick making sounds I can visualize because they are on TV already…flashing hot asses in panties…it’s just a good fucking sport to get into and by get into I mean jerk off to…far less gay to get hard over than when your favorite football team wins…

Maria Sharapova…Still Hot…In a Bikini…I approve…approval I doubt she seeks…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maria Sharapova

2014

10

Jul

Solveig Mork Hansen by Henrik Adamsen of the Day


Henrik Adamsen is a Danish Photographer…and I guess Solveig Mork Hansen is a great Dane model in training…getting ahead by showing her tits…

There’s a valuable lesson in this. The first is that if you are a no name, young and busty girls, who takes a good picture, you don’t have to be a cam girl or stripper to get by, you can always make friends with photographers, and do the hipster nudity thing…it works…and I fucking love and will always promote it.

It also reminds us that you don’t have to be a 10,000 dollar a day model, who some gay dude in the fashion industry found and likes using over and over again, making them into millionaire who attract billionaire sperm…

There are always going to be amazing girls, in amazing places, doing amazing things, willing to get naked, topless, or whatever for the sake of just doin it…unlike the other paid models, these girls are fun and just like doing it. They are not hookers who demand you pay them by the hour…and from my experience girls who aren’t hookers are a lot better than girls who are hookers…as long as they are open minded to doing hooker behavior for free…

That said, I want to marry Solveig Mork Hansen, even if I can’t pronounce her name….

Posted in:Solveig Mork Hansen

2014

10

Jul

Margot Robbie for Vanity Fair of the Day

Margot Robbie is a huge deal thanks to Wolf of Wall Street. I never saw it, but I do have an Australian fetish, and know she is from Australia…

I don’t know what it is about Australia that I like, I doubt it is the white trash I envision when I think Australia. Or the fact that they were a nation built off criminals, because that was so long ago it doesn’t count. I don’t think it’s their shitty accents, the Crocodile Hunter or Crocodile dundee. I doubt it is the Koala or Kangaroo…but probably has everything to do with the girls being hot, down to earth, drunk, and into fucking…and having a good time, while traveling the world, because Australia’s in the middle of nowhere, and a great place to escape…end up in LA….and staring naked in a movie…

So, I don’t care about Margot Robbie, or her SEX SCENE …i just like what she represents…Australian hipster model pussy…G’Day Mate.

Posted in:Margot Robbie

2014

10

Jul

Selena Gomez TITTY SWEAT of the Day

I posted these pics of Selena Gomez’s possible implants and hard nipples last night, while drunk, after spending a night in a strip club, surrounded by hard nipples on implants, because I figured everyone would get excited about them, except me…because implants don’t impress me, especially not on multi millionaires, hard nipples don’t impress me because every girl has nipples, and if she didn’t I would probably be more impressed, because it is weird…

What I didn’t realize in the pics was her titty sweat…and I think while nerds are making her shirt see through…:

We should be focusing on the titty sweat…because that’s some kind of gross – I would be down to lick.

#NEWFETISH!!!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

10

Jul

Homeless Sex and Other Videos of the Day

I am sure that smells good….

Here’s a female streaker…apparently…I can’t seem to see anything

Bull VS Pole

Guy Confronts Girl for Cutting Line – Boyfriend Doesn’t Like that…

The Man Who Drinks His Own Piss…

Fuck Her in the Pussy – Fail

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

Sometimes I get happy when I see texts from hot girls I want to marry or at least go down on for the next 8 hours…especially when those texts include spread vagina pics but then I think of that Pharell song and want to kill myself.

Pharell ruined happy

Here are some morning links if you’re in the west coast.

Dick Pic on TV?
GO

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Poster
GO

Some Big Ass in a Bikini
GO

The Gayest Thing in Rugby
GO

Kim Kardashian Cleavage….
GO

Paul Walker Daughter in a Bikini
GO

FUCK COUGARS!!
GO

The Sopranos Done with Grand Theft Auto
GO

WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
GO

Girls Who Aren’t In Bras
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am on SNAPCHAT and it’s been ridiculously uninspiring…

I’ve only got one masturbation video, from a girl who accidentally sent it to me, and who has since deleted me….

All I see is the occasional tit, but for the most part…just lame fucking garbage..

I feel like people aren’t using it the way it was mean to be used…where are the sex videos?


You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER
You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER
You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER
You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER

Prove me wrong…And no, that’s not an invitation for dick pics…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Ass Day
GO

Some Family Feud Weirdness…
GO

Bar Refaeli Lingerie Pics
GO

How Fake Game of Thrones Actually Is..
GO

Insane Club Promo Video
GO

Lindsay Lohan Braless and Spectacular
GO

The Hooker Who Killed the GOOGLE Exec is a Babe
GO

Amazing Ass!
GO

Ashely Tisdale Ass in Shorts
GO

Cynthia is the Slut of the Day
GO

Brooke Burke Ass in Tights
GO

So Many Redheads…
GO

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon Riding Bikes Together to Celebrate their Second Divorce
GO

Weird Vacation Pic of the Day
GO

Awesome Japanese Cook
GO

Eva Mendes PRegnat
GO

Cameron DIaz Pink Bikini
GO

Almost a Jennifer Lawrence Panty Flash
GO

Arianny Celeste Tits and Midriff…
GO

Paul Walker’s Daughter in a Bikini
GO

54 Reasons to Still Love brazil
GO

Drunk People Playing it Cool GIFS
GO

Ashley Greene Out in Public…
GO

Kim Kardashian Side Boob
GO

Kate Moss Braless and Amazing
GO

Kate Upton Big as Fuck
GO

Emma Watson at Fashion Shows..
GO

Some Chick Named Kelly Gale Bikini
GO

Britney Spears Big Titties in a Tube TOp
GO

Obama Chilling With a HOrse Mask
GO

Coolest Baby Elephant Ever
GO

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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Headless Nudity
GO

FUCK COUGARS!!
GO

Lily Allen Pussy Flash
GO

Big Vintage Tits
GO

Public Nudity
GO

GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
GO

Bachelorette Party Goes Nuts
GO

A Toy with a Suction Cup
GO

Bitch Slap of the Day
GO

WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
GO

19 year Old Big Tits
GO

Puke Vieos are Bad
GO

Some Sunny Leone Pics
GO

LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
GO

A Horrible Summer GIF
GO

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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
GO

Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Jul

Selena Gomez Implants Parade of the Day

I guess this is the inaugural voyage for Selena Gomez and her subtle implants that she was rumored to get, because every girl like having a bit more tit, unless said girl has too much tit, and so many more girls than you think have implants have implants, so who fucking cares…

The shit is not for strippers anymore, it’s for everyone, especially vain hollywood types that are trying to give their otherwise shitty body more shape….

I am all for improving what you’ve got, even if I hate implants and think they are unnecessary, because improving what you’ve got shows a level of insecurity in who you are as a person, because when you really break it down, the size of your tits shouldn’t define the person you are inside girls…even if guys will be more willing to pay 10 dollars a song to touch them….

That said, implants or not, who cares, from everyone I’ve spoke to…Selena Gomez is a little slut, in a good way, she owns that shit. Disney Taught her Good…

All this to say…TITS! New Tits, Old Tits, Tits on Tits on Tits…who cares they are just tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF HER TITS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

09

Jul

Ana Beatriz Barros in a Bikini for GQ of the Day

Brazil may be the biggest fucking losers in history of sports – not that I would know – because I don’t watch that homo shit…

But as far as I’m concerned…they’re winners..

Here’s Ana Beatriz Barros, one of their many amazing things we love about Brazil….in GQ….

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros