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2014

27

Jun

Bianca Balti by Greg Lotus for Playboy of the Day

Playboy is up on the fashion kick. They started with Kate Moss, now they have got Bianca Balti, so it’s all falling into place….the rebrand…

You see there was a time when Playboy was a high brow, fashion nudity type men’s magazine, before becoming a gutter stripper hangout because HEF liked trashy strippers…

So in staying competitive, and taking a lead from the european Playboy, they’ve decided to go down the fashion route, since fashion mags are doing what Playboy did anyway…but fashion magazines get ads on nudity, and make money, so why the fuck wouldn’t the strongest brand follow suit…

I love what they are doing, and I’d never endorse something like Playboy, unless I meant it…keep up the good shoots, with good photogs and nude babes, there’s hope for another wind of famous girls who don’t see naked getting naked for money because Playboy still has some clout and pays 75k a shoot…

Here are the pics I’ll be forced to take down by lawyers very soon…

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2014

27

Jun

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Picture of the Day

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While socialite and part time model, who I guess all models are part time models, since they only get overpaid for work one or two days a week, while partying and doing cocaine the rest of the time, is on vacation grabbing cock, with other girls – saying to the world “I ate her pussy, but I like cock too, you can’t black or white this shit, and not because Michelle Rodriguez is not black or white, but because this is the 2014s, we’re all fucking homos”….

Michelle Rodriguez – took on doing some acrobatic shit in a bikini…Fascinating…..but not at all because Michelle Rodriguez is not hot….

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2014

27

Jun

Courtney Love in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Courtney Love put up this picture of her in a one piece that may have been taken many years ago, when she was just a young drug addict killing off boyfriends to get ahead and become insanely popular, reminding all you rich and famous motherfuckers, to never fall in love with a hooker, or stripper, they are usually damaged goods and won’t really bring you up so much as bring you down, plus their vaginas smell like other men, which in turn makes you a little bit homo…

Maybe this picture is proof that you can fake a bikini pic, if you have implants and a one piece to cover your flaws, along with years of posing for pro-photogs to know your look, and enough filters to blur out your zombie fucking face…and body…”make it black and white so they don’t see my blue dead heroin addict skin”….”fuzz out the right side of the picture so that they can’t see my botox failed me, scrotum like face”…”let me lay on my side so it looks like I have a waist, even though them meth took that years ago”…”let me squeeze my implants together, cuz #tits”…

I know what she’s doing here…but I may still try to masturbate to it…I like challenges…

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2014

27

Jun

Ireland Baldwin’s Girlfriend Classy About Their Lesbian Sex of the Day

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Identity Crisis Ireland Baldwin’s girlfriend is an equal opportunity – attention seeker… no one ever heard about her before Ireland but here she is now….in with a Baldwin, literally, better maximize that shit, even though no one cares about a Baldwin, not even me, and I’ve been friends with Ireland for like 2 years on instagram and Twitter where she’s since blocked me and told me to fuck off at least once…

Either way, here’s what her girlfriend had to say…

An interracial gay couple, I mean that’s just weird for America right now. We fuck and friends don’t fuck. I have never fucked one of my friends. Once I see you in that way, it doesn’t happen. But we do fuck and it’s crazy and that’s weird to say because I think about it in terms of an audience reading it and them thinking, ‘What the hell?’ But it happens.

Lesbianism does exist, but I still believe that every single girl is capable of fucking a girl if she is in the right mind set, lesbian or not, it’s not gay to eat pussy or have your pussy eaten….it’s just playful…whether Baldwin wants to jump the lesbian train for her own attention seeking, or because she loves the sweet taste of black berry – who cares…

Having your girl tell the world you fuck…is just odd…trashy…and obviously done intentionally…

I will say, I remember when Ireland was practically married and fucking a Paddle Surfer named Slater, 6 months ago, on instagram…so she’s full of shit…

I will also say, why the fuck am I writing about Ireland Baldwin, she’s a kid having fun, with crazy parents, who cares…

Here’s Ireland being black…to impress her new in laws…

All this to say, I am all for lesbians, especially if I get to watch, I am not for opportunists manipulating to get ahead

Heres THE ARTICLE if you care…

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2014

27

Jun

Lookin’ Up Luci Ford’s Shirt of the Day

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Her name is LUCI FORD and she’s a fucking legend…and she’s hasn’t even started yet.

I mean I’ve probably been following her on instagram and her site for a month, and every day there’s some new hot body photoshoot…and she’s getting famous for it…and I approve…

Today’s short shorts and a shirt that if you were to crawl around under her, would show you all kinds of titty, and luckily, she has a photographer who did just that…cuz it’d probably get me arrested if I did…

I’m a fan! Here are the pics….

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2014

27

Jun

Constanza Saravia in some Bikini Pics for Some Magazine of the DAy

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Constanza Saravia is some 25 year old from Uruguay, who is in these pictures for some magazine in a bathing suit…that are not all that awesome but that still happened…I mean they could be the best thing to come out of Uruguay this week, because I’m ignorant and know nothing about Uruguay, other than that it calls me I’m gay every time I read it, which is more socially relevant in this “Gay Marriage” distraction from politician to divide and conquer and confuse, while real issues are going on era, than being called URANASSHOLE,, or URACUNT, or URAPIECEOFSHIT….

Either way, the women who live in there, at least this one are worth fucking with…

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2014

27

Jun

Izabel Goulart’s Skipping in a Bikini Video of the Day

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Izabel Goulart took to instagram to promote fitness by skipping in a bikini, which is something you don’t always see at the gym, because most girls don’t work out in a bikini, but this one’s a bikini model so it makes it ok…

I guess it’s nice to see her fat legs jiggle, you know to give gat girls everywhere a little hope that even Izabel Goulart’s gotta work for it – in her permanent vacation life…the struggle is real…

Unless that’s not fat legs at all, but rather fit as fuck legs that just look like that when they skip naked, I wouldn’t know, I never got into a skipping fetish, that’s for pedo’s in the park, but I guess thanks to hard bodied Goulart, I have now…..

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2014

27

Jun

Melanie Brown in the Bath of the Day

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Melanie Brown posted a picture of her in the bath, because despite her name and the color of her skin, she wants you to know that it’s not from rolling around in the mud, but rather from genetic pigmentation…

Or maybe this is what 40 year olds think is erotica…because every mom I know masturbates in the “bath” every time they take a “bath”…which is code for naked in water alone without kids to fuck up my masturbation by staring at me and making me think “will they remember this when they grow up”….

Whatever it is, it’s 10 years or more too late…but it still happened – so look.

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2014

27

Jun

Cailin Russo Nipple Video of the Day

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I don’t know what this video is from, it was sent in by one of Cailin Russo’s pervert fans, which surprises me that she even has, not that I’ve ever met Cailin Russo, or care to meet Cailin Russo, or think she doesn’t deserver fans…

I just don’t find her all that hot, or relevant or important…even if her dad is in a Band I listened to once in the 90s, back when he knocked up her hot young mom, like all those punk rock dudes did on Warped Tour, I mean average age at that shit is 14.

I mean any girl who gets famous from kissing Bieber in a Bieber video, is just reaching hard, even though I know I’d kiss Bieber in a video if it meant a life of luxury…I’m a whore like that..gay for fucking pay…not that Bieber counts as a man…it’s like fringe gay for pay…ok fine- I wouldn’t kiss Bieber in video for money…but I don’t hate Cailin Russo for doing it….even it seems as thirsty as I am every time I am faced with a bottle of booze…at least it worked…

What it comes down to is that she’s relevant enough, doing the hipster thing, and in doing the hipster thing, she’s getting topless like life was an American Apparel ad, and that’s pretty fucking perfect.

I think it’s a teaser video of something, and I know you can see nipple…like in this pic of Cailin our friend and genius photographer TED EMMONS took…

See more from TED EMMONS he’s good.

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2014

27

Jun

Christina Milian Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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I want to start this post by saying that I do not give a fuck what Christina Milian is up to in her day to day. I do not care if she’s a good mother who is always out partying with the baby no where to be found. I do not care if she’s an attention seeker who gets in a bikini because there was a time she was a low level popstar and everyone watched her video…before being a back-up host on the Voice…not that money is an issue, she’s got writing and producer credit on Bieber songs, which means bitch gets paid, but for these kinds of girls, money is irrelevant, they don’t and never have paid for shit, it’s always been there…what they care about is dudes noticing…and unfortunately, I can’t help but notice bikini pics on instagram and post them – even when the girls aren’t that great, or famous or amazing…it’s a fucking issue, I’d see a therapist, but I’d rather spend my time creeping for more bikini pics.

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