DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2014

13

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Violet Grey of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is some prime quality model pussy, and I am sure she knows it, but for some reason I find that there is a certain level of class around her, maybe because we share a queen, or maybe because she’s got a British accent and that’s fancy, combined with her always being in nice expensive clothes and looking like she smells real nice, even if she’s got some diva snobby cunt attitude…

Because she could be a vapid cunt in LA, trying to get her next movie gig to prove that acting is a scam and a joke, but instead she’s still modelling, looking amazing, still showing her tits, and really owning it like she was Kate Moss of her generation…

There’s just something about her and I’m not just saying that cuz I’m a bald man and she fucks bald men if they are rich and famous…I am saying it because she could so easily be a trash can, yet remains a lovely creature I want to have sit/shit on my face…because I’ll never let her off of it once she’s on it…and I’m not into shit…and don’t really believe Rosie is capable of shit, because real girls don’t shit…and she’s a real girl…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2014

13

Jun

Kelly Gale is Boring yet Amazing for H&M Swim of the Day

No Comments »

Kelly Gale is some 19 year old model from Sweden…because apparently along with Volvo, blonde haired children of the corn looking motherfuckers, contemporary modern design, and meatballs, Sweden makes models.

I’ve never heard of her, but she’s booking H&M swim, which means she’s one catalog shoot away from being a Victoria’s Secret model, and I guess that’s exciting for her, but a fail for all of us, since the second a bitch starts making money, the second she becomes less desperate and thus not willing to sleep in my bed in exchange for promoting her…she’s all on some other “Published model” in her instagram bio kick…but the good news is that the nudity will keep on coming because that’s fashion, and also prostitution, stripping and really life…you get paid to strip the fuck down, it shows how committed you are to the cause…

Now I hate Catalog pics, but whatever, these are fine.

Posted in:Kelly Gale

2014

13

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Selfie of the Day

No Comments »

I can’t figure out why I am drawn into this Vanessa Hudgens selfie, when I know historically, she was one of the early selfie adopters, before it was ever a thing, or a word in a dictionary, but when it was just a matter of “I want a pic of my naked self to send the motherfucker I’m fucking”….you know a simpler time, before hair, make-up and styling went into the selfie, in fact, she didn’t even trim her cunt…

You see, I can just google those pics, they are out there, and I can get my Vanessa Hudgen in a better time fix…

But for some reason, a reason I can’t explain I’m sucked into this selfie of her…probably because she’ being paid by the clothing brand she’s wearing to post it, and I just have a thing for hookers even when they are clothed.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

13

Jun

Frida Gustavsson for C Magazine of the Day

No Comments »

Frida Gustavsson is a Swedish model and unlike most Swedish things, like Ikea, which is really the only Swedish thing I know, she’s not practical designed, hard to build or of cheap quality that falls apart a week after you try to build it..

She’s been TOPLESS HERE and TOPLESS THERE

And she’s not naked here – but good enough to look at to remind you that the girls you fuck are disgusting.

Posted in:Frida Gustavsson

2014

13

Jun

Lady Gaga Wants you to Know She has a Nipple of the Day

No Comments »

Going into the weekend, is always a good time to get philosophical…where we should reflect on the week gone by, and the week that is to come, and the weekend where your suburban ass is going to get fucking wasted that’s in between…

So what better time to ask yourself, if Lady Gaga wears a see through bra in public, does she make a sound? Do people notice…do they care…I know she hopes they do, that’s why she does it…but I feel like they don’t…and that this nipple flash is fleeting…because the nipple belongs to uselessness that has done too much flash in the pan that no one even cares…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

13

Jun

Marloes Horst is Amazing in Galore of the Day

No Comments »

I am going to assume that these are the Marloes Horst pics for GALORE ….because I know she’s in Galore along with every other relevant model and actress of the year…cuz these GALORE don’t fuck around…and just bring it…but I wish Marloes Horst fucked around, ideally with my genitals, using her genitals, or really any of her body part…hell she could just send me her outfits from her shoots, I don’t care…as long as it came in contact with her…and her amazingness, I’ll be able to put it to good use…

Posted in:GALORE|Marloes Horst

2014

13

Jun

Aubrey O’Day is Pretty Funny of the DAy

No Comments »

Aubrey O’Day is on her Danity Kane, we were created by Diddy, and fucked Diddy, only to be thrown away to get fat, only to get fit, comeback tour..and in doing that she’s been posting some self shot erotica, because this girl does love herself and thinks she’s great, something that probably stems from her childhood in Palm Springs where her rich dad bought her tits at 16 to go out there and tackle the world like a wholesome, intelligent young lady…you know by spreading your ass on rich as fuck brothers who can make all your dreams come true…

But I think she can teach us all a valuable lesson, and that’s not that you shouldn’t fuck the boss because he may make you take a 3 year time out, it’s that you should do what you can to be fit, cuz when she was fat in her years of retirement, when she did Apprentice, she was totally intolerable..but now that she’s looking’ tighter…and back on the white sauce…I’m a supporter….

TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

13

Jun

Svetlana Cluck for Polanski Magazine of the Day

No Comments »

Her name is Svetlana Cluck and you don’t need to be one of those country boy chicken fuckers to appreciate her cluck, and by click I mean vagina…vagina for some photographer that is packaging this as fashion, because last time I checked vaginas are fashionable…they are my favorite thing to wear…

As you know if you visit this site, I am all for this aspiring model behavior, if anything, it is the only interesting thing going on out there…

Posted in:Svetlana Cluck

2014

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian Instagram Bikini Bottoms of the Day

No Comments »

In horrible Kim Kardashian news, which I guess is anything Kim Kardashian, since Kim Kardashian is the fucking devil….she posted her photoshopped body in a bikini, allowing you to gaze into the horrible depths of fiery hell that created Kim Kardashian…thanks to a good marketing push to get people to watch her have bad sex that Seacrest Leveraged into the evil this family has become…I guess it’s also the general area that shat out Kanye’s baby…and that has had more black cock in it that a chicken restaurant in the projects…and if that’s your thing, here it is…I just feel compelled to post it because this is what I do…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

13

Jun

The Best Picture You’ll Ever See of a Fit Jessica Simpson of the Day

No Comments »

When I think of all the things in the world I would like to see…an up short shot of mom of two or three Jessica Simpson, pushing 35, after gaining a losing a ton of weight, before having a baby shat out of her, and that was just from all the ribs she was eating, before saying “I’m a legit billionaire, I can afford a cook and trainer to follow me around all day, and I have a multi million dollar contract with weight watchers I would like to collect on, maybe I’ll stop being lazy for a fucking minute and get my shit together, it only takes 6 months to get fit if you try”….kinda thing…

You see, that stretch mark filled mess…is not the promised land, it’s not the 90s anymore, if anything, it is a terrible fucking place that has seen terrible fucking things…but I’ll post this picture anyway, because virgin losers who read these sites are committed to specific girls, they are also in their 30s, cuz kids don’t need sites like this to find tits or ass…they just have to text the girls they know…and shit’s younger and fresher…new generation…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson