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2014

05

Jun

Thania Peck Amazing by Andi Elloway Exclusive of the Day

One of my favorite photographers of our generation, possibly of all time, is named ANDI ELLOWAY and she is babe enough to be a model herself…but instead of getting in front of the camera, she gets behind it and makes serious fucking magic happen, like this amazing bathtub shoot she did.

The model’s name is THANIA PECK …I don’t know much about her, but based on these pictures I can only assume that greatness is bound to happen for her…she’s amazing to look at….and she also has an amazing CATCHER IN THE STYLE …so follow that…while I stare at this…

FOLLOW ANDI ELLOWAY and THANIA PECK

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2014

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel is an Instgram Fitness Model of the Day

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I guess Candice Swanepoel has figured out that Instagram is designed to make models you would otherwise only know for the A-List guys they have sex with and their lingerie modelling work, to have a platform to showcase their fabulous, luxurious, celebrity life…I mean that and fitness pornography….

So she’s jumped on the Izabel Goulart bandwagon and started humping the air in fitness apparel, because her handers at Victoria’s Secret fitness realize “If we own the bitch, created the bitch, let’s use the bitch’s instagram to sell our product of her in selfie videos”…because you know if it was up to Candice, she’d probably be kicking’ it not on instagram…unless of course she’s an egotistical, narcissist who believes she belongs in front of the camera to share her beauty with the world…and I have a feeling that’s exactly what she does….

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2014

05

Jun

Emma Roberts is Pretty Good in a Bikini of the Day

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Emma Roberts posted this bikini picture of herself on Instagram…last night and reminded me that Emma Roberts was one of the original instagram celebrities I followed on instagram early in the instagram game….back when she had very few followers in an era I consider before she was a celebrity, even though she’s been doing movies for a long time, but wasn’t engaged, getting arrested in Canada and didn’t really break through until that hugely popular Horror Story show happened…back when she was just Eric Roberts’ daughter he was too drunk to notice….

Is she hot, not really, she’s a cute little LA hipster chick, with an Academy Award winning dad you can hire to be in your movie for 500 dollars…

But she is in a bikini….and she wants you to see it, so I’ll look…I like supporting people like that.

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2014

05

Jun

Natalia Vodianova Breast Feeding of the Day

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Supermodel and mom of 4 with various rich men, Natalia Vodianova, who has been in the game for a long fucking time, and who is old enough to probably remember fleeing a communist Russia for the good model life of luxury, figured out the weirdest gift to get the person who has everything….

You see her second husband, far richer than her first husband, is a man named Antoine Arnault….he is the son of the founder of a luxury company called LVMH, that owns 90 percent of the world’s luxury goods, from Louis Vuitton, Hennessey, Moet and enough other companies to be worth 32 billion fucking dollars…meaning the little things in life, like his freshly born son shot by a fashion photographer, that she leaks to the world, can be appreciated…while most of us with fat busted up wives, would prefer our baby momma’s to give us nude pics of other girls..or maybe even an actual gift since we’re tapped out this month….but to an heir to a fortune…this becomes thoughtful and romantic…while I just find it weird…but not weird enough for you to masturbate to, because I know your kind and masturbating to this would be tame for you, like a day off of your depravity…

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2014

05

Jun

Constance Jablonski for NUmero of the Day

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CONSTANCE JABLONSKI is a french model who pretty much has all the odds in her favor when it comes to getting naked, because as part of the job, models get naked for photographers…up on some pornography shit…but more importantly, European girls, especially the french, get naked…just for the sake of getting naked,…since topless is the same as wearing a shirt to them….

I am from French Canada, and I know some French girls, sure not as refines as the ones you’d find in Paris, maybe a little like comparing a New York or LA girl to some backwoods inbred in the apalachians, but I do know…they have anal on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be a date, but rather just a random meeting at a bar…they have a spice for life like that…

So Constance Cravings Jablonksi, who we’ve seen naked countless times before, wearing this weirdo body suit, that I think all girls should wear…everyday of their lives

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2014

05

Jun

Sasha Luss Nipples for Numero of the Day

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Sasha Luss, born in 1989, making her a little older than you’d want her to be, since you’re a pervert. She’s also a really amazing looking model, who I am sure has done a lot of stuff before, probably that involves nudity, because that’s just the was fashion – an industry built on clothing – promotes clothes…but this is the first time I’m posting her Russian, failed sex trade worker, tits. Tits that make me laugh because they are shot amongst flowers, all beautiful setting, so far removed from other Russian girls showing their tits right now in a basement somewhere for barely any money, as the mafia tell if they don’t show their tits, their families will be killed off…You see, not only are Russian babes models in high fashion making money…they are also hookers in international brothels, sex workers, cam girls…owned by evil men…it’s just part of their culture, and the other thing that is part of their culture, besides communism, is that they are some of the hottest girls around…and Sasha Luss is just one of the many I’d like to see topless more often…

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2014

05

Jun

Renee Olstead on Set of the Day

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Renee Olstead may not really matter in the grand scheme of the entertainment industry. I mean I can’t really place her without googling her for her actual work. What I remember her for is the self shot nudes her team leaked a solid 4 years ago after she lost a bunch of weight, in an era when self shot nudes would lead to fame and fortune…at least that’s the objective…

SEE HER LEAKED NUDES HERE – THEY ARE AMAZING

Now I don’t know if that’s actually her, because I have no idea who she is, but I do know these are some pics of her behind the scenes at a photoshoot, her big titties and all, and after seeing what could be her nude, I feel like I know her well enough to support her on her endeavours…even when they aren’t as interesting as her shoving objects in her vag.

SEE HER LEAKED NUDES HERE – THEY ARE AMAZING

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2014

05

Jun

Carmen Electra Performing of the Day

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Carmen Electra’s recent performance at the Avalon in Hollywood brings up an interesting discussion point….At what point in a woman’s career or Life cycle, does it become pathetic to strip down and put on some ridiculous Cruise Ship Entertainment performance….as if it is anything other than a comedy or novelty act.

I understand that she’s got an amazing body, probably because she needs to have an amazing body, she’s Carmen Electra and that’s all she has going for her…I also understand that she decided to ride into menopause instead of having kids that would destroy her body…I also understand that old girls can come along every once in a while and look great, no matter how many weird things they have inserted in their vaginas…or how well travelled those labias are…

But there is always a tipping point, when the stripper in the stripclub reaches day shift…because night shift is for the young ones…

I am not hating, I just don’t get it. I mean I am sure this will be a great hit in the retirement community she lives in….or for a halloween act…dinner party- pull out granny’s old bag of tricks…but as a serious project, it’s pretty embarrassing…

But I’m sure her 40 year old fans, who have been with her since 1992 are loving every second of this, since she looks a lot better than their wives…

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2014

05

Jun

Kaili Thorne Nipples of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is posting pictures of her nipples on her instagram because it is the new feminist movement that siblings of more famous people are eating up…

It’s like “My parents gave my sister more love stage mom-ing her, since she was the one Disney cast, which was their whole purpose of having kids so I’m going to attach myself to some hipster nipples aren’t porn movement, so people notice me”….

The reality is that I am all for any girl realizing that nipples are fashionable, that it’s legal in a lot of places to be topless for breast feeding and even tanning, at least in Canada…there’s bi-laws for that shit, and that the internet and social media should reflect that…Nipples are fun to stare at….

IT’s some Rihanna hustle, I get because I am considered a porn site for posting nipples, when nothing I do is porn, I don’t even watch porn…and I want to look at nipples on instagram as much as the next guy…but I figure there are other ways to showcase nipples…like by putting them in my mouth…strategize accordingly….

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2014

05

Jun

Izabel Goulart Does a Model Walk of the DAy

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There is more to Izabel Goulart than just instagram fitness videos of her in short shorts for you to masturbate to….she is also a top paid model who has been in the industry for over a decade…that is what helps her afford to spend the days in the gym and the organic food diet that helps her maintain her appearance…

I guess she doesn’t want to be typecast as just another fitness video instagram hooker, and really showcase her talent….the reason she is who she is and the reason you care who she is….she has more to offer the world than just squats in slow motion….or weird TRX pelvis trusts you to masturbate to….she is capable of so much more…she in multidimensional, she has so much to offer, she is a complex being and not just a vapid twat….and she’s proving it with this model walk….a walk that looks like any walk, just a bit more flamboyant…but a walk that makes her over 1 million dollars a year…and when you look like Izabel Goulart…I guess there is no need for a brain, or really any fucking talent at all….

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