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2014

20

May

Deryck Whibley is the Alcoholic of the Day and other Videos of the Day

A Truck in Lithuania Slams into a Bridge…

Since we don’t care about Deryck Whibley’s suicide, here’s a Mob of kids robbing a convenience store…

And here’s an Asshole Metal Kid….wait for it…

And The man who trolls the NEWS Proper amazing….

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have a serious sugar addiction…and the problem with having a sugar addiction is late night stops at the ice cream shop…and the late night stop at the ice cream shop always involves other fat people, limiting my options…

That was until last night, when some crackhead with an outpatient sticker on her shirt from some psych hospital rolled through, and bought 20 dollars worth of frozen yogurt, had some incoherent coherent conversation with me, all while fumbling for her money, half dead and weighing 90 lbs…

It was like I saw God…

Here are some stepLINKS…

This Brad Pitt Beer Toss going Viral is Weird – Because Even I Know Where Brad Pitt Lives in New Orleans, I can’t Imagine his Celebrity Homie has no idea…
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Deryck Whibley’s Lookin’ Good…
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Pam ANderson in a Bikini
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Actor from the Shield Suspected of Killing His Wife
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Facebook on a 10 Year Old Phone
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I Like me Some Eiza Gonzalez Cleavage
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Rachel Bilson Does Sex and Drugs
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Chris Martin Go to Dinner
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Bow and Arrow Freak of the Day
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New Words in the Dictionary…
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Yoga Instructor Taken Out With a Wave
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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The Girl Who Wants Bieber to Be Her Prom Date…
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Little Kid with Big Dreams
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Picture of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out the beach is the place young people sneak off to to fuck in the water…which is code for the place I go to watch young people fuck in the water…these hormones in the food motherfucker…are getting girls busty…

I am still in Florida…it’s like where middle class come to die because you can’t fucking escape if you try…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Fucking Tits
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I have a Crush on This Goth Slut
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Jay Z and Beyonce Made a Trailer
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10 Too Hot to Handle GIFS
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Bitches at Cannes
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Ashley Benson BTS
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Slut of the Day
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Micaela Shcaefer is a Slutty Author
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Some Dude UP AMerica Ferraras Dress
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Brad Pitt and Matthew McConaughey in New Orleans Beer Tossin’
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Lindsay Lohan Topless for Instagram…
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11 Terrifying Facts About Make-Up
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Godzilla Tits!
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Yoga Girl Gets Slammed By a Wave
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Ariana Grande Panty Flash…
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Gym Rat of the Day…
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Racist Americans Try Mexican Snacks
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Nina Agdal for Bebe
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Selma Hayek Armpit
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Lance Armstrong Gets the Lance Armstrong Card Against Humanity
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Public Orgasms For Charity
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Greek Hooker of the Day
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Rape Victim Pam Anderson’s Big Cleavage
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Sarah Hyland Flaunt VIdeo
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Olga Kurylenko Topless
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Gorilla Throws Grass at Workers!
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Taylor Swift Got Legs…
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Some Crazy Andre the Giant Partying Stories
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White Guy Steals Chinese Guy’s GF
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Tabloid Journalism at its Finest
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Kate Beckinsale & Michelle Trachtenberg Together….
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Elizabeth Banks in Walk of Shame
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Man Catches Ball Drops Kid
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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Could Godzilla Exist…
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Shitty Pregnant Mom Doing X-Fit
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Best Name for a Kids Store Ever…
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New Wonder Woman Comic is Coming – And So Are You
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Sofia Vergara Ass in a Tight Dress
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Miley Murders the Beatles
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V.Stivano is Too Ugly to Have a Billionaire BF
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More Hudgens Bikini Pics
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Tranny Stripper Prank!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Eve Wrywal TITTIES
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Girl VS Shower Head
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Best Hooters Girl YOu’ll Ever See
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Jerk Off Coach of the Day
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Bush of the Day
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Blonde Amateur Posing
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Girl in Super Hero Lingerie
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

May

Emily DiDonato Behind the Scenes Nipple of the Day

When I see this Emily DiDonato behind the scenes video at an Armani perfume shoot, I don’t see a hot model showing off some nipples for money, I just see RED, and by red I mean I see Jake Gyllenhaal’s unwanted pussy, because he tainted her with his seed, even though he’s a fucking pussy who you’d think is more into making people watch him stick things in his bratty ass…You see, he doesn’t need some implant tit model who isn’t even that hot, because he’s famous and there are so many other girls willing to leverage his status to help her career…at least that’s what this video of her is telling me…

You see, he’s a loser, a horrible person, a fucking brat with an industry dad, and any girl into that, is clearly only into him for his name, status and money…

So this Emily chick is just a low grade groupie, who couldn’t even lock him down with pregnancy…but I guess dating him helped her increase her day rate..

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

19

May

Lea Michele’s New Video of the DAy

Lea Michele released a music video – that looks a lot like an Urban Outfitters at, or the second weekend at Coachella they give tickets away to at the suburban mall…because hipster is mainstream…and all these mainstream bitches are up on this hipster style…not that it’s a bad thing, except in Lea Michele’s case, becausee I can see her dick in her short shorts….

Posted in:Lea Michele

2014

19

May

Irina Shayk and her Boyfriend Simulate Sex in Vogue of the Day

Vogue Spain did a photoshoot with Irina Shayk, who I like to think is one of the hottest BEARD to a homosexual athlete who can’t come out of the closet because Europeans are homophobes, despite being some of the daintiest, emotional freak show men in tight pants around…

They would hate their star player they are so passionate about…being a poofter…

So his team, who make a lot of money from him, found some desperate model, promised her the world, to save her from just being another Russian Babe on webcam, because so many Russian girls are just as hot and soulless as Irina Shayk…and she went for it.

Now she’s making money, is a Sports Illustrated model, because I am sure it was challenging for his sports agents to set that up…and here they are pretending to be a real couple…as he giggles…because he’s not just in on the joke, he’s all about the fucking joke…his career depends on it…

You see, I’ve been told by 10 different people, at different times, with different levels of involvement with the couple, that it’s strictly a business transaction, they see each other when they need to make an appearance together, but they spend under 3 weeks a year together, because she’ too busy in AMerica fucking other dudes…and he’s too busy in Europe fucking dudes…

Either way, I approve of their sham…even though this shoot is super fucking gay…I believe that hiding your sexuality so hard that you find the world an Irina Shayk, totally works for me….and as you know, it’s all about me.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

19

May

Martha Hunt for Marie Claire Italy by David Bellemere of the Day

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model has been TOPLESS BEFORE …pretty much like all Victoria’s Secret models…and she looks pretty fucking amazing, but more importantly, you should use these pictures to convince any girl who is showing any resistance to getting naked for you, the kind of girl who thinks nudes will ruin her career or life, or that nudes will make her look like some low level slut, because really, everyone who matters is doing it. Whether it’s models, actresses or porn chicks…and not getting naked is just not in style right now…seriously, girls love peer pressure, especially when it comes in the form of being competitive with hotter girls…trust me, this strategy works….

Posted in:Martha Hunt

2014

19

May

Aida Yespica Brings the See Through Dress To Cannes of the Day

I don’t know who this haggard faced Aida Yespica is…but I know she wants me to know who she is…because she’s wearing a see through dress in Cannes, where she’s being classy, with what is probably a very rich boyfriend, you know the kind of boyfriend that saved her TV Hosting in Venezuala ass from Communism…thanks to her breast implants…

I am all for see through dresses, but prefer when the attention seeker wearing them is more committed to the cause, and doesn’t put on panties…

Because flashing tits in France is hardly a fucking thing, the real kicker, and sign of desperation always comes with labia…the kid that have a clit sticking out like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at you…

Either way, I support this behavior…especially when set in luxurious places…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Aida Yespica

2014

19

May

Vanessa Hudgens an Ashley Tisdale Bikini Bachelorette Party the Day

Ashley Tisdale is getting married. She had her Bachelorette Party on a Yacht.

I am going to assume it is for her boyfriend’s Green Card, since he’s from the UK, and she’s busted, but maybe it’s actual marriage, since she was pushing 30 back when she was on High School Musical, what must be 10 years ago, and her biological clock must be ticking, not that any sane person who wasn’t looking for a Green Card would really listen…

You see, Ashley Tisdale has a busted up face, and the only thing that was saving her, was that she was addicted to fitness and had a great body, but even staring at her ass, the only position I assume her boyfriend, assuming he’s not gay fucks her in, she’s looking’ pretty dumpy…like so many mom’s who trap their man with a hot body before they settle down and devote their life to cake before her…

I guess it’s not too late for any of these tricks, even though they are all old now…they are still in bikinis celebrating and I guess that is more important than not being in bikinis….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE BORING P BIKINI BACHELORETTE PARTY ON A YACHT PICS
CLICK HERE

Here’s their FR-ENEMY Ashley Benson, who is actually seeing success, in her Behind the Scenes Video of the Day to celebrate not being invited to this sham wedding’s bachelorette party…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE BORING P BIKINI BACHELORETTE PARTY ON A YACHT PICS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Vanessa Hudgens

2014

19

May

Hailey Clauson for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Hailey Clauson is one of my favorite new models, who has been at this hipster modelling for years, she even had a lawsuit against Urban Outfitters when she was 16, because it was either a cash grab or a way to get her name attached to an otherwise name-less suit…or maybe it was placed by Urban Outfitters, because if it wasn’t I can’t imagine any brand would ever touch the bitch, she’s a liability…but they are touching her, in ways I want o touch her, and she’s being shaped into a future Victoria’s Secret model…right now she’s just 19, but her tits are big enough, her drive is there, her face is interesting, and she’s doing campaigns for far more substantial lingerie brands like Agent Provocateur…

Sure she may not be the hottest, the most interesting, and she may only have 5 minutes of fame, but I’m pretty fucking into it because it’s half naked…and/or in lingerie…

She’s like the New Emily Ratajkowski, now that Emily is forgotten…these girls have a short lifespan, but at least in that lifetime…tits happen.

Posted in:Hailey Clauson