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2014

12

May

Eminem’s Mother’s Day Cash Grab of the Day

I don’t know why I like Eminem, but I do, even when he releases tribute songs to his mom on Mother’s day.

Sounds a bit like the perfect cash grab publicity stunt…especially since she’s dying and he’s severed ties with her years ago….it was a huge part of his marketing hook…making this more of a vanity project that initially though..

I just think he’s too rich and too old and the whole teen angst thing is a little forced…but I guess this is what the fans want, and I guess he’s humiliated her enough over the years, while making a lot of fucking money, that now while she’s dying, he needs closure or some shit…that I don’t really think is sincere, but it made for a good mother’s day story…

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2014

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was in Walmart, I know, depressing as fuck right, but I had to get my wife a shitty under 5 dollar gift with her money – to make her think she matters on Mother’s Day. I’m nice like that.

I saw a guy there, we was walking around aimlessly, before a clerk asked him if he had any questions. The guy took this as an opening to tell his depressing life story about how he can’t get laid because he has no month….which wasn’t the shocker, I mean anyone shopping at walmart, unless a fat white woman with black babies shouldn’t get laid…

The shocker is when the clerk said “I know man, when I got this job, I thought all my prayers were gonna be answered, and that it was going to turn around”…leading me to think, despite being a total failure, that I have much higher expectations for myself than the average…I mean I would rather be dead than work at Walmart, and I would never view that shit as a blessing…I’d rather not work and eat rats and fucking grass in the park to get by….

That said, Happy mother’s day…

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Video Chatting Old People.
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Constantine Trailer….
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Japanese Commercial Compilation
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Lil Kim’s Baby Shower Tongue Touch
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Lindsay Lohan Swears She Had a Miscarriage
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2014

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s mother’s day and all I have to say about that is Single Mom’s need stepdads – so I’m gonna be busy…but more importantly…single mom’s who have had their babies taken away from them for being drug addict, drunk, irresponsible women with also be out..sad…and alone…I’m gonna be busy…

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Miley Cyrus Drunk…
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Lucy Collett Topless Teasing…
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Slut of the Day
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Somalian Chrissy Teigen
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The Guy Doesn’t Give a Fuck
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Chrissy Teigen on Beating Her Twitter Trolls
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings
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Kate Upton Big Tits in a white Dress
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Pregnant Stacy Keibler
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Lily Allen Dying Pic of the Day
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Courtney Love is So Fucking Hot…
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Frankie Essex Bikini Fat of the DAy
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Mena Suvari’s Got a Body
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Draya Michele Braless
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Hottest Social Media Tits of the Week
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Zoe Saldana Fucks on the TRain
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Hong Kong Shitting in the Street
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Girl With Stubbed Toes Face
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Candice Swanepoel Lookin’ Good at an Event
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Pixie Lott See Through Top
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Crazy Mountain Biker of the Day
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10 Game of Thrones Sitcom Spinoffs…
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10 Reasons to Never Shave Your Beard…
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Girls Falls Asleep in Traffic
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Doutzen Kroes Pregnant on the Red Carpet
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James France Wears James Franco
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J.LO in a Red Dress
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Eurovision Performance of the Day
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Disturbing Insane Asylum Pics…
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Breast Feeding Moms of the Day
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Selena GOmez Nipple
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World’s Tallest Model Gets Engaged Weirdness!
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Pixie Lott is Weird
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Candice Swanepoel Hot as Fuck at an Event
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Miranda Kerr at an Event
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Candice Swanepoel Catalog Pics…
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Christie Brinkley Still Loves Billy Joel…
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Dark Hair Light Eyes…
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Jogging TIts
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New Godzilla CLip
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Emily Ratajkowski Fake Lips
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Game of Thrones Toilet…
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Cam Girl Tits!
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Drunk Girl Has Nip Slips…
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Lady Gaga Nude for V Magazine
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Big Stupid Tits!
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Emily Barrington Titties in THE WHITE QUEEN
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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2014

09

May

Documenting Scout Willis’ See Through Shirt of the Day

Scout Willis is one of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore kids who I used to make fun of, but in my old age realize are kind of awesome. I know people who are friends with them and say nothing but good things, so why hate on any girl who has big enough tits to play with, but more importantly, to flash to the paparazzi, just for the sake of flashing the paparazzi.

Sure we all know nipples aren’t a big deal, most girls aren’t shy to show some nip, but it’s still nice when it happens….and really these girls all seem so well adjusted considering they belong to Demi..

I’m a fan of all that is going on here and that’s why I think we should walk through this glorious moment together for mother’s day…

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2014

09

May

Sara Malakul Lane Breaks Instagram of the Day

Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE and she’s amazing…

She’s a Thai superstar, which exists, because Thailand needs more than just lady boys, sex tourism, 7 year old hookers and ideal romantic settings for destination weddings…

She has come to America with her insane half Asian body, and has done more than just break records with her recent Netflix movie “Jailbait” that she gets totally naked in… SCREENSHOTS HERE ….

But she’s also breaking instagram with pictures like this…I mean what the fuck….this is amazing…I just got myself pregnant for mothers day.

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2014

09

May

Maria Carey in Lingerie for Terry of the Day

People are excited about these Mariah Carey for Terry Richardson lingerie pics…but I’m not. I think she’s too old to be dressed like this, and not because she has kids, but because she’s old. I remember her being a babe int he 90s, this 20 years later, I just can’t commit to new Mariah, when I can google Old Mariah if I even really wanted any Mariah…

I also find Terry Richardson shots lazy…

Sure he has had great success, and has developed his own style, and has even taken some interesting pics, and I know he’s not the creep you’ve all grown to hate, because he came on some trick who was using him, even though there’s no evidence of it….face…it’s just so easy to blame when your whole fucking career you thought was going to happen didn’t happen…and last time I checked cumming on a willing girl’s face wasn’t rape…

But these pics, are just whatever…white wall, dumb bitch in lingerie, boring…like a cash grab for all involved and that’s disappointing…

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2014

09

May

Anastasia Kolganova Titties for Annabelle Magazine of the Day

Want to know what I like? Russian women, who have no souls, but who were able to escape a life of sex work, to do fashion work, all because they met a heigh requirement. Sure the model Russians with no souls are probably very expensive, even unaffordable for an average man to buy…and you can’t watch them piss on webcam for 10 dollars a minute…but they are still willing to do pretty much everything a sex worker would do…only in such a classier and thus more erotic way… I dig it.

Her name is Anastasia Kolganova…I don’t even know if she’s Russia, but her name is Russian enough, and these are her titties for fashion…

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2014

09

May

Marlena Szoka Titties for Fashion of the Day

Marlena Szoka is a Polish model, and despite having a promising career at a Polish circus working with a bear that balances on a ball, she left the gypsy life, to get naked for fashion…

She’s tall, she’s got a hard face that looks like it has seen some shit, like her family being killed off in front of her, or something else equally communist and amazing…her tits are uneventful, but the fact that she’s showing them, with what looks like discomfort, makes the whole thing erotic…like it was a casting couch in a basement of a Polish meat plant, where her mom sent her at 14 to audition to get the family a better life…only now…as an established model who has done all kinds of high paying campaigns from Ralph Lauren to H&M…she’s makin’ way more money than working the factory, or whatever it is Polish people do other than circuses…

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2014

09

May

Esmée Vermolen Hot for Marie Claire France of the Day

Esmée Vermolen is a French model who is breaking the French Bikini laws, that include but aren’t limited to – NO FUCKING BIKINI TOP…

But that doesn’t meant that these pics are bad, in fact, I hate 99 percent of bikini pics, not because I am gay, or into girls who are clothed, just because I’ve seen so many of them, and no one puts any real production into them. It’s like everything is as about as high concept and stimulating as a Victoria’s Secret catalog…which theoretically lost its purpose the second internet porn happened and you could jerk off to things other than an underwear catalog when your wife was at the park with the kids…

But I get it, it’s about the model, and this Esmée Vermolen and her sexy, exotic french name excites me, but mainly because french girls like anal on the first date, that doesn’t have to even be a date, but rather just an encounter…and encounter Esmée Vermolen and I need to have…

Posted in:Esmée Vermolen

2014

09

May

Aubrey O’Day’s Big Fake Titty on Her of the Day

I hate that find Aubrey O’Day hot…because I spent so many years making fun of her for being a fat idiot, with shitty fake tits, because I hate fake tits…but then she got fit, and all of a sudden, she seems relevant, fantastic and all that hatred I had for her turns into wanting to fuck the smell of all the black dick she’s had in her….with my mouth…

The sick thing in all that is that I am serious…

It’s like I hate fat girls so much that I can’t see past their fat, for the delicate flower that they are, but the second bitch stopes eating and starts posting shit like this on the internet, I fall in love…not that I love Aubrey O’Day, but I do love this…it’s like Aubrey O’Day, why are you so Pretty Today…oh right…tits…busting out of shirt you are tugging…

This is the formula girls. She’s mastered it.

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