I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

09

May

Jesse Jane and Some Other Trick Attention Seeking of the DAy

Jesse Jane is one the last living pornstars that I know of, not that she even does work anymore, I don’t really keep track of porn, but I know she’s was in it right before the crash of porn, when girls made actual money doing porn, built a fan base doing porn, back when porn wasn’t just some easy to digest bullshit made for the internet like it is now…

I am sure there will be a porn revolution, but while that happens, these old school porn girls are doing paparazzi pics,the way the no name bikini girls do paparazzi pics, and that’s jokes…but I’d rather see people who matter or who have a fan base being silly on the beach than some no name twat, so I support this behavior…

Posted in:Jesse Jane

2014

09

May

The Highlight of the Lindsay Lohan Deflated Pics – Her Labia of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s labia is the kind of Labia that makes her deflated tits seem ok. Even though it looks deflated too. I guess that’s what happens when your spirits are down…

It’s the kind of labia I would write love songs to, at least for old time’s sake, because I feel sad for it…so I would but only do it from afar, because if you got too close, it may try to eat you up and destroy you from the inside, with an ebola like virus that may or may not be herpes…not that I even fear herpes, I just fear Lohan’s herpes, herpes I once wanted to have drip off my face, but now it’s just herpes I think should be contained to a pair of panties or a diaper while strapped to a bed in an insane asylum..

It’s a sad storyline, in theory, but in reality, bitch did it to herself, even if her parents destroyed her, because she’s an adult…I mean look at her vagina, it looks 73, and I don’t fall for the bad parent angle…and here’s her freckled back for instagram…

TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

09

May

Bryden Jenkins is Amazing of the DAy

BRYDEN JENKINS is a babe I follow on Instagram. I know nothing about her, other than that she’s perfect, and that may be all I need to know…

She’s an up and coming model, she hasn’t made any real noise yet, at least with nude pics, but she probably makes a lot of money doing what she does, because unlike instagram models, with 100,000 followers, this girl’s gets work…she books campaigns and is amazing…

Sure, she doesn’t do enough fashion nudity…but she will…they all do, and both me and my penis are ready for it…

Magical creature, who I’d like to make into a mother for mother’s day…

Here’s a video

Posted in:BRYDEN Jenkins

2014

09

May

Selena Gomez Post Porn Shoot Pic of the DAy

In doing what I do, I’ve become friends with pornstars, I don’t even watch or like porn. but the girls are the easiest going girls who don’t care if you do posts on them, teasing them for being sluts, or sex addicts just trying to increase their hooker rates…they laugh about it, love the attention and are a lot of fun about it…I mean they put things in their pussies for money, they get what’s up…

So all the porn girls post these on set, after getting railed by 10 dick, pics, all slimy and beat up…

THe best is when they do the before and after pics, you know made up and dressed, to tear soaked eyes, smeared make-up, wet hair, and all the other good stuff that comes with having your face fucked…

This pic Selena posted, reminds me of that….and I like it…

TO SEE HER RIDICULOUS TITS IN A PUSH UP BRA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

09

May

Jodie Marsh Takes the Best Gym Pics of the Day

Jodie Marsh is or was a UK Glamour model, which is code for trashy chick who should be a stripper or pornstar, but is above that, obviously…

I guess she likes to be celebrated for being a chick who gets naked for some low level fame…and twitter…

And not for 10 dollars a song, or 1000 dollars an hour.

She has morals…and the rich guys she probably fucks who buy her shit do it out of love not because she’s a hooker…

She’s also a fitness model, or competitive fitness chick, and has managed to merge the two things into her gym workout that is pretty fucking solid…if more gyms made this required dress code, I’m talking to you Planet Fitness…we’d all be in shape…

HERE SHE IS IN ZOO IF YOU CARE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2014

09

May

Miley Cyrus in Weird Underwear with Pixie Lott in a Weird Top of the Day

These pics were taken of the new generation it-girls Miley Cyrus, who we all know and hate…and Pixie Lott who I’ve never heard of, but who wears a shirt I can respect…because it cages in her wild tits nicely…

They are outside a club that I assume they are all doing Molly with, leading the Miley having another drug overdose that kills her, since all these jealous bitches are trying to shut her up, not so much because they are jealous of her Disney success, but because that voice of hers is fucking terrible…

That said, looking at these outfits, reminds me that I am old as fuck, because shit looks like a circus, or a bad rave, or halloween, up on some clown shit.. and I’ll never really accept the hipster party kids I used to do drugs with style, being mainstream…it just confuses me…it’s like I remember kids dressing like this to make a statement, and all the normals would stare…but now the normals are doing it, leaving the hipsters crying for attention forced to dress conservative, otherwise they just look like Miley…and that’s fucking lame…I mean if hipsters even exist anymore, I like to think they died when it went mainstream.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

09

May

Amazing Girl Turns into the Devil and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Screaming Girl in the Streets of Tel Aviv

Man VS Vaccuum…

TV Host WHo Doens’t Almost Shoot Herself in the Face

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about being in Florida is the crackheads who escaped rehab – screaming in in front of Walmart that they don’t need rehab – with their pants around their ankles – punching themselves in the face…you know the kind of Walmart greeter who isn’t a retired cop living the dream down in Florida, but more the kind of greeter who will stab you in the neck, eat off your face and steal your money…FUN in the SUN….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nikki Lund Does Squats…
GO

Dark Hair Light Eyes Bitches
GO

Lindsay Lohan Deflated Tits
GO

Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Weird Topless Shoot
GO

Donald Sterling’s Wife Doesn’t Wants to Sell Clippers…
GO

Yoda Loves Dat Ass…
GO

Champagne Saber Time….
GO

Find Cougars to Fuck…
GO

Tight Dresses Bitches
GO

Americans Try McDonalds for the First Time
GO

Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
GO

Snooki ANnouces Her Snooki
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The fun thing about being friends with women with questionable careers is hearing their stories about their day on set getting boned up the ass while getting slapped for money…

The fun thing about being friends with girls in general is that they are all questionable…enough to send me nudes…when they are drunk….

The fun thing about Florida women…is that they are always drunk…

Here are some links….

Bouncy Titty GIFs
GO

Drunk Reese Witherspoon
GO

Dirty Fruit
GO

Black Widow Action Figures Looks Real
GO

Justene Jaro is the Slut of the Day
GO

The Shannon Twins and Their Twin Butt Implants….
GO

Chick Decides to Not Sell her Virginity
GO

Dean McDermott Buying Tori Spelling Lingerie
GO

Mariah Carey Busty Cleavage…
GO

Emily Blunt Struts Her Busty Post Pregnancy Curves
GO

Regional Food You Should Only Eat Regionally…
GO

Bieber Responds to Seth Rogan
GO

The Man Who Loved his Cat Too Much
GO

33 Reasons Women are Better at Washing Cars
GO

Jogging Tits…
GO

Lindsay Lohan Hates Jennifer Lawrence
GO

Lindsay Lohan’s Deflated Boobs are Freaking me Out
GO

Jessica Alba Nudity
GO

Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in Cosmo
GO

Audrina Patridge In a Bikini of the Day
GO

Katy Perry Panty Flash
GO

Sheri Chiu Nude for S Magazine
GO

Cats and Martinis
GO

Weird Mud Party
GO

Some Greek Glamour Model
GO

Somalian Pop Princess of the Day
GO

3 Movie Sequels that Ignore the Original
GO

The Worst Mom Ever Selfies
GO

Lady Gaga Nude for V
GO

Nudity from Primal Fear
GO

Reese Witherspoon VS Cara Delevingne!!
GO

Candice Swanepoel…Babe
GO

Americans Eat McDonald’s For the First Time
GO

Find Cougars to Fuck…
GO

Adriana Lima Pants in Jeans
GO

Cher is On the New Wutang Album
GO

Aubrey O’Day Big Tits for Instagram
GO

Avengers Pushing Strollers
GO

Angelina Jolie Dressed Like Maleficent
GO

Girls With No Bra
GO

20 Musician Riders…
GO

Magician Gives a Homeless Man His Own Home…
GO

Crazy Pizza Topping
GO

Lindsay Lohan Vagina Flash
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
================

Lots of Nudity in this Cannes Entry – “THE TRIBE”
GO

Sexy Brazilian Strips
GO

Captain America XXX ExxxCLUSIVE
GO

Hidden Camera of the Day
GO

Tits Worth Framing…
GO

Lily-Fleur Pointeaux Boobs in a Trailer for a Horror Movie
GO

Drew Barrymore Naked in 1995
GO

Amateur Babe!
GO

Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
GO

Girl Chilling in the Sink
GO

Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
GO

================

Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
GO

The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

May

Miley Cyrus Nipple Flash for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is back on track, recovering from the recreational drug use overdose, posting weird dance videos on instagram that include a nipple flash, because she’s not a Disney Princess anymore, she’s urban and hip and that whole new generation that don’t think showing nipple is bad, because it isn’t bad…

Maybe she’s just seeing if she’s as relevant as Rihanna, you know to get Instagram to delete her, only to get them to re-instate her because they aren’t idiots….

Maybe I’ve read into this too much…yes…I’ve read into this too much.

Here’s a close up of her pubic hair:

TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus