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2014

25

Apr

Kendall Jenner Grinding on a White Bear of the Day

The Kardashian’s must get their jungle fever, from their Armenian side. The bloodline that we wish was eliminated in the Armenian genocide…because those KKK let all the black people in, but the little white one, Kendall Jenner is more into grinding up on a white bear…

This is from Coachella, the place where under 20 year old girls go to get date raped to their favorite shitty bands and celebrities…

Meaning it’s old, but I’m posting it anyway, because she’s not.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

25

Apr

Naked Ninja and Other Videos of the Day

Instagram star Dan Bilzarian threw a naked girl off a roof and failed…

Here’s a naked guy freaking out in his new Tesla

Here’s a car blowing the fuck up…

Dude Harassing Girl Gets Knocked Out

Worker at News Station Tries Not to be Caught

Bull Invades a Hospital

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have a new mind fuck for girls with boyfriends…

I say….”I heard stories, such good stories, but I can’t tell you – you’re too happy in love and I wouldn’t want to ruin that”…

They will instinctively think their boyfriend is cheating on them and in the process of getting the story out of you, will either suck your dick, or send you nudes.

Miley Cyrus is Out of the Hospital
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Where Did Miley Get her New Butt
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Future Darwin Award Winners
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Reese Witherspoon’s Not So Amazing Ass in Running Pants…
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Lisa Opie’s Bikini Ass is Ok….
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Avril Lavigne is a Racist!
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Revisiting Michael Douglas’ Sex Trilogy
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Great News Headline….
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Lacrosse Cheerleader Malfunction!
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Bieber Got Pulled Over at US Customs
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Some Naked Babe with a Teddy Bear
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THESE GIRLS ARE MY DREAM GIRLS…WITH THEIR AMAZING EROTIC SHOWS..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

This my TINDER Profile pic…but more importantly, this is my TINDER GF who wants to be spoiled by guys on TINDER, which is something I consider prostitution…

This is how our romance panned out…


I believe in true love…but more importantly, I believe in ANAL….Here are some stepLINKS…

Gifs that Bounce….
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Beyonce is God..
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Jennette’s Big Tits in a Tank Top….
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16 Pics That Make You Say No Thanks!
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Hot Model Named Bacca Goebel Naked in Some Magazine
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Weird Nude Paintings of Seth Rogen
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Carmen Electra Still Looks Good…
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Slut of the Day
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Alyssa Milano and Arnold Schwarzneger 28 Years Later
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Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro Probably Fucked Again
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Taylor Swift Sexy Leg Show…
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Some Future Queen Porn
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Ashley Tisdale is Not Wearing a BRa
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Terry Richardson is a Victim of Fake Facebook Profile TROLLING
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Olivia Cockburn Had a Baby Boy
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Kaley Cuoco Cut Her Hair
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American Apparel Sells Nudity with Lace
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Weird Barbell Dance
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Helen Flanagan’s Bikini in NUTS
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Soldier Losing Battle to Squatters!
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There are Idiots Among Us
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Huge Burrito of the Day
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Pam Anderson Leaves Rehab
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Jesus Pancakes!
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Katherine Webb Replaces Maria Menounos
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Anna Ewer Topless on Set
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Beauty Queen Nishi Munshi TIT
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Barbara Palvin Nude
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Vanessa Lachey & Jamie Lynn Sigler Whoring Together…
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Melanie Iglesias Gearing up Hot…
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Rihanna Gets Paparazzi
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10 Most Legendary College Parties…
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George Clooney and Steve Wynn Fight over Politics…
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Anja Rubik Long Legs Photoshoot
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Title of the Final Hobbit Revealed….
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Sofie Vergara Good Morning AMericana
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Singing Babe of the Day
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Worst First Pitches…
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Fergie Lives
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Classic Caesar…
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Cher Lloyd Legs
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Useless Sluts in a Bikini
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Amazing Dating Profile Pics…
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Weird Wolf of Wall Street Lip Reading….
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The Hottest Kate Upton Bikini
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Eliza Doolittle in a Skimpy Skirt
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Cannon Firing in Slow Motion..
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Behind the Scenes of Your Favorite Movies….
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Angry Soldiers…
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Hamster VS Carrots
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Lauren Ridealgh Model….
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Katie Nehra Dress Slip!!
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Jhene Aiko’s Pasties…or Taped Up Titty
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America Ferrera Big Tits…
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Hailey Clauson’s Beach Bunny Shoot
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Justin Bieber Fucked a Jenner
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Crazy Person Feeding a Croc
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Insane Babe and her Violin
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Avril Lavigne Isn’t Racist…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hot Amateur Model Looking Bitch Working Out
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Cam Girl GOOP!
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April Summers Has Titties on the Beach
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Naked Whore Gets Thrown off the Roof…
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Greek Whore Topless on the BEach
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CAM GIRLS ARE MY DREAM GIRLS
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Naked Underwater VIdeo
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Tits from The Vampire Lovers…
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Mom VS Sex Tape
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Get Your Man Pack!
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Drunk Freak Drinking Piss
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Amateur Drooling on Herself
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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My Interview with Asa Akira!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Apr

Cassandra Dawn is Magical of the Day

One of my favorite girls is Cassandra Dawn and here she is in a shoot for Arman Thanvir

She’s looking a perfect level of native American, that makes me want to rape and pillage a small village just to win her hand in marriage…meets tanned asian working the rice paddy fields of vietnam where I save her with a North American passport…

You see, pictures of her inspire all kinds of things in me….99 percent of them very fucking sexual…

What a babe…

Posted in:Cassandra Dawn

2014

24

Apr

Stoya for Oyster Mag of the Day

Stoya is a pretty legendary and successful pornstar and like a few pornstars before her, she’s decided to do some mainstream fashion editorial shoots, this time for OYSTER MAGAZINE ….She is shot by Tim Barber and I may not know Stoya, but I’ve heard she’s one of those geniuses who got into porn because it’s really easy money and not that big of a deal, who has an actual education, or at least something of interest to say, possibly full of shit like Sasha Grey or the Duke University chick, or maybe legit like my girl ASA AKIRA who I interviewed ….because some porn girls are amazing, others are shit, like some photographs of porn girls are amazing, and others are shit…this one is up there with amazing, because of the bush, the hipster fashion feel, and that’s just what I happen to be into…

All this to say…here are the pics.

Posted in:Stoya

2014

24

Apr

Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne Erotica of the Day

Suki Waterhouse, who has sex with Brad Cooper….and Cara Delevingne, who has sex with Micheelle Rodriguez, got together in what I assume was a “We are under 25 year old models who like fucking 40+ celebrities” group therapy session….where they produced some armpit licking porn…as part of their 12 step treatment program to such a strange fucking fetish…because 40+ year old celebs are old and boring…while these young models could be fucking anyone….even each other..which is why these pics are weird.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Suki Waterhouse

2014

24

Apr

Shanina Shaik for Free People of the Day

Shanina Shaik is some portuguese water dog model with a great ass, who I assume was a fisherman before being sold off to the evil billion dollar panty corporation…who have lent her out to other panty corporations because they probably manufacture their bullshit for them in their sweatshops all you middle american assholes who like Victoria’s Secret support when you buy their shitty overpriced smut that you think will make you look like one of their models…when really all it does is smell like a poor Indian child’s tears and sweat…

I also assume, that despite not being with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I don’t think loves the ethnic ones, is not quite a hooker yet, even if all modelling has a whole lot of prostitution to it….

Catalog Pics are always dull…but here they are anyway.

Posted in:Shanina Shaik

2014

24

Apr

Tamara Weijenberg for Marie Claire Spain of the Day

Tamara Weijenberg is a model and she is in Marie Claire Spain… I don’t know anything about her, from what I have found out with my extensive research…she’s from Amsterdam, she’s tall as fuck, and she poses in bikini bottoms, which apparently, is totally enough for me to think she is relevant enough to promote for free…

I mean this bitch isn’t’ even going to tweet me a thank you, or email me a thank you for helping put her out there. There will be no gift basket, no love letters, no invitation to her fucking birthday party…she won’t bake me a cake, or send me a pic of asshole, it’s all fucking take take take with these fame whore bitches…well one day…some dude will take what he wants from them….and that person won’t be me, because I won’t remember who this Tamara chick is in 5 minutes and I have better things to do with her…like nap.

Posted in:Tamara Weijenberg

2014

24

Apr

Iggy Azalea Thickeness for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Iggy Azalea booked a campaign for a pretty major clothing company…because that’s what happens when you become relevant…

Relevant for being a viral video making, female rapping hit, even if the level of authenticity to what she does is practically non existent…

You see, she was pretending she was this hard-up australian hooker, before coming to America where she just happened to get a record deal…because moving to America is so fucking easy for hookers, but more importantly, so is landing record deals, everyone’s got one who’s ever wanted one…right?

There’s a backstory, that I assume involves fucking the right black man with her thickness, that is trendy….because most hookers don’t line up this for themselves, because most hookers end up in the fucking fucking ditch somewhere…..

Either way, here’s her campaign…and it sucks…considering her music videos are a whole lot more porny….

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea