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2013

05

Apr

Michelle Keegan Instagram Tit Scandal of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some attention seeking soap opera star from the UK with great tits, who decided to drop out of acting on her soap opera, to become a Glamour Model, in some backwards logic that can only be explained by Daddy issues.

Well apparently, she posted this titty pic on instagram for 6 seconds, deleted it when she realized the mistake, after her pervert fans saved the shit on their computers, only to deny it was her, and post a pic of her in the bath, pretty much saying it’s totally fucking her, the pic she probably meant to post….

Obviously, she sexted someone her tits, accidentally posted it on instagram cuz technology is hard to us and I think shit will work out in her favor, cuz this kind of scandal, staged or not, accidental or not, makes her far more relevant to me and probably to you.

Posted in:Michelle Keegan|NSFW

2013

05

Apr

Jessica Alba Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba, despite being a dirty mom of two, with a vagina that has probably been ravaged, thanks to being a mom of two, you know unable to grip a cock with no hands, thanks to the damage she put it through to trap a boyfriend, cuz celebs are insecure damaged vulnerable people with trust issues and daddy issues to begin with, so they pull gutter moves, just while wearing designer clothes…..still holds a soft spot in my heart, cuz she’s Jessica Alba and despite being that mom of two, still rock’s it in a bikini well into her 30s, a cut off date I’m usually pretty strict about, more old ladies need to look like this. Fact.


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2013

05

Apr

Emily DiDonato in Bikini Modeling of the Day

Emily DiDonato is some SI bikini model who is pretty awesome in a bikini cuz it’s her fucking job.

I can’t stand her because she’s dating Jake Gyllenhaal, and I’ve met that fucking attention seeking loser, he’s the fucking worst. So anyone who associates with him, must be a star struck cunt with no brain that only thinks one thing “He’s Jake Gyllenhaal”….and that kind of vapid cunt behavior, like bitch will put herself through spending time with such a fucking clown, only because he’s in movies, has money, and it helps her brand, is just too fucking gutter and screams weak personality, but luckily my only real concern or interaction with her is staring at her bikini pics, so that getting to know the loser behind the bikini, all star struck and groupie-ing, isn’t an option, cuz that’s the girl behavior I don’t like.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2013

05

Apr

Jessica Lowndes in her Bikini for Social Media of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian bottom feeder who for some random reason I know is recently single, and flaunting her tits, hoping to lure a boyfriend, or future husband, probably one with money and connections, to leverage her shitty acting career to a better place, via her vagina, or at least to not get her Canadian ass deported, forcing her to work the igloo instead of the movie screens she wants so bad.

The good news is that she looks good in a bikini and that’s step one to finding rich, connected cock to fill your emptiness.


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Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2013

05

Apr

Kaley Cuoco Cleavage on TV of the Day

I hate TV, unless it is Swamp People, I’m just not down. These fake storylines with canned laughter and shitty jokes, designed to numb the population, dumb them down, make them these vapid fast food snacking slobs being told to buy more shit they don’t need, instead of going out there and living life, or at least expanding their minds just a little.

Wasting away on people who are pretending to be other people mocking all of our intelligence with garbage noise, badly written jokes and storylines for the average retard…cuz that’s what they want you to be…. I just can’t fucking stand the shit.

But I don’t mind when they try to blind me with big fat tits, tits that killed John Ritter, cuz tits are fun under all circumstances.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2013

05

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am thinking about starting a suicide hotline for people who post suicidal thoughts on facebook, because as we know, Facebook is the best place to cry for help. Maybe I’ll even make an app for that.

I think it is my calling.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Theresa Ortiz Hot in Her Bikini
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Amanda Bynes is Amazing
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Taylor Swift Launches Keds
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Road Biking Fail
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Telling Your Mom You Got a Girl Pregnant – Prank
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Breaking Amish Gets Spin
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Mommy and Daddy ANal in the Living Room – NSFW
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Cat Gets Hamper Surprise
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Frog Does MMA
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Mega Emma Watson Post
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It amazes me that people can go on living now that Ebert has followed his jaw into the great abyss that is death.

I mean seriously, at 71, this kind of tragedy is unbearable. Society must go into lock down.

His death can’t be a diversion from the Arkansas oil spill and the North Korea crisis.

Don’t believe the hype. Movie Critics don’t matter.

RIP Motherfucker. I always appreciate how you ignored me on twitter. Now life just gave you two thumbs down.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Heidi Klum and her Nipple in a Bikini Saving the Nanny
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This in Amanda Bynes is Amazing News
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Grown Ups 2 Trailer – May Be The Worst Thing Ever
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Tokyo Subway Fail
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Claudia Jordan Sloppy Stomach in her Bikini
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Here is the Drunkest Guy at the Airport
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Joanna Krupa in a Tight Dress
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Beyonce VS Beyonce for Pepsi
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Kimmel Asks the People what YOLO off
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32 Awesome Golf Carts
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25 Casting Fails in TV They Didn’t Expect Us to Ignore
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A Huge Gallery of Leggings and Yoga Pants You’ll Like
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The Rolling Stones are North American Tour!!
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Stop Puppy Mills
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Kitty Vs Milk
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Amy Smart in Leggings
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Justin Bieber in Teen Vogue for the Pedophiles
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Jennifer Metcalfe Hot in a Bikini in Dubai
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Her Name is Jamie Chung and She’s a Babe at a Premiere.
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Here are the Hottest Women from Mad Men
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Isabeli Fontana Hot in a Bikini in Rio
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Valerie van der Graaf Busty Model Mash Up
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Her Name is Casey Connelly and She’s Pretty Fucking Awesome Naked
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Throwback Emily Ratakowski Nude for TREATS
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Kim Kardashian Does the Octomom
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Honest Trailer for Jurassic Park
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Summer is Coming and You Will Too….
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Slash Trolls Michael Jackson
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Would You Fuck Saggy Sally
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I’m Into These Nude Pics of Cisco Tschurtschenthaler
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Jill Martin Fat Tits in a Bikini
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Karlie Kloss is Tall and Skinny in i-D
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Tiffany Selby is a Half Naked, Bikini Clad, Babe in a String Bikini
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Kim Kardashian is taking this “Eating for Two” thing fucking seriously.
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In Case You Missed it Earlier – Here’s Towel Thursday
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Nut Shot Video of the Day
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Dita Von Teese in Lingerie
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Trance Song on Guitar
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Close Up of a Spread Pussy for the Gynecology Enthusiasts
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Lisa Ann May be Old as Fuck But I’ll Still Watch Her Fuck
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Japanese Girls Bang Each Other With Fake Dicks on teh Train
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Anal Creampie
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Cum in Her Face
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Amazing Tits in the Shower
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Weird Couple Sex
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McDonald’s Employee Sucking Tit in the Parking Lot
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College Couple Busted by Roommate
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get a Vibe to Fuck Your Bitch
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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2013

04

Apr

Doirth Mous Still Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

Dorith Mous is some tall model who has done random photoshoots for various brands and magazines, but who you have probably never heard of. But she’s trying, you know pushing her PR strategy, using her connections in the fashion scene to get shot by Terry Richardson, and by shot I mean by his camera while naked, to get noticed and attention.

I can only assume that he’s also shooting loads in her with his penis, because model pussy is the whole point of being a photographer, getting them drunk and horny, telling them they are pretty and making them look good in pictures to get them lubed up, kinda thing. Not to mention Terry Richardson is top of his game, even if he’s full of shit, and that kind of thing is what makes girls groupie, hoping it will open doors and I’ve noticed her, so it must be working. Good strategy.

Posted in:Dorith Mous|NSFW

2013

04

Apr

Vanessa Hudgnes and Ashley Tisdale Hide Their Faces Together of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is some identity crisis who doesn’t really know what the fuck she is doing, or where she is going. She was puppet mastered by her mom as a kid, and has since gone through a series of WTF is she doing, from nude pics, to more recently getting into a bikini without going on a diet first in Spring Breakers, to this, following Ashley Tisdale’s face covering, cuz Tisdale has a bad face, thanks to botched surgery, while Hudgens should be taking advantage of the opportunity to be the hot one by association….you know like all those hot chicks next to fat chicks at the bar, who aren’t that hot when pulled from the fat chicks.

Either way, who knows why she’s participating, probably to prove she’s still her friend and high school musical sister, after ditching the botched face for her Spring Breakers hype.

Useless girls in hollywood, making too much money, hiding their faces, who cares.


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Vanessa Hudgens

2013

04

Apr

Frieda Pinto Slumdog Legs for Grazia India of the Day

Frieda Pinto from Slumdog Millionaire fame, who is dating Dev Patel from Slumdog Millionaire fame and has been for close to a decade, even if she’s theoretically too hot for him, culturally they are the same, and to fuck a white man would just bring up issues with her family, reminding them of when the British ran their country.

I find the whole thing of sticking to your own kind racist. But unlike when white power people do it, it is racism that is never frowned upon. It’s like as a species, we accept that browns want to stick with browns, jews with jews and chinese with chinese, but the second you make a chinese, jew, or brown joke, you’re the fucking devil, meanwhile this Frieda bitch is the fucking racist, cuz she won’t let a Mexican up in her like this was a public bus in her motherland.

What too soon?

Posted in:Frieda Pinto