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2013

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL EFREEEX3

I went to a college party – at a college bar – with college kids – and it was hysterical.

I forgot how amazing drunk 18 year old girls in short skirts were. Especially now that they’ve grown up watching the internet.

Everyone was twerking, so many asses, mainly on tight bodied white girls with titties built on hormones in the dairy.

I do believe in the future….. Shit’s gone nuts.

Here are some links….

Ireland Baldwin in Yoga Pants
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Uncle Vernon – Dead
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Parking Fails Compilation
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Don’t Tell These Girls How Clothes Are Supposed to WOrk
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Sexy Brazilians Dancing
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Cool Camera Tricks
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Bumbling Burglar
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Miranda Kerr Hot in Vogue Australia
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Muse Lip Syncing on Italian TV
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Dance Like Nobody is Watching
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Taylor Swift Does TV
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Dita Von Teese in Lingerie
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2013

29

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

It’s 5 am, it’s friday, you should calling in sick soon, I’m drunk, Fuck You. Here’s some pussy to look at, since it is better than looking at other things.

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2013

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

With the caliber of women I land and often times pay for, I usually give them free HIV tests with my mouth and/or dick. I call it the free HIV Taste Test. It’s a real great pick-up line at the bars I go to. “I want to taste test you for STDS”….makes the bitches go nuts. Follow Drunkenstepfatherdotcom on Instagram to keep up with our antics.

Here are some stepLINKS….


Petra Benova in a Bikini – Feeling Up Her Friend with a Great Ass – Sounds Good to Me
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Maria Shriver’s Christmas Lights Still Up in March
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31 Pics of My Internet GF Anastasia Ashley in her Bikini
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Amy Smart’s Fat as Fuck Pokies
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Girl Apologizes to her Wisdom Teeth For Killing Them
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Yesterday Was International Cleavage Day! Here’s Some Awesome Cleavage Pics
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Vomit Bombs are my New Favorite Thing
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Charlene Hart is My Kind of Porn Chick
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25 Breakout Actors You Need to Know
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Jason Bateman in GQ
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Pug Video of the Day
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Vanessa Hudgens Flashing Black Bra And Little Titties
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Ashlie is a Babe Pullin at her Panties
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Kristen Stewart Big Cleavage Pic
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The 20 Hottest Girls ‘Poptarting’
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The Hangover as a Horror Movie
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Lindsay Lohan is a Homewrecker
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Myleene Klass in a Bikini For a Photoshoot in Thailand
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Aubrey Plaza for Complex
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The Best Marshmallow Art
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Easter Picture Dump
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Beth Flaunts Boobs at the Day
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Clip of Shiri Appleby with Cum on Her Tits
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Priest Earns 300k Selling Meth 0 Opens a Porn Shop
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True Facts About the Naked Mole Rat
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A Whole Lot of those Britney Bikini Pics
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Magdalena Frackowiak in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck
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Singer Gets Scared on Stage
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Insane Lollipop Street Artist
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Hot Sweaty Workout
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The Blake Lively Bikini Pic Will Turn You On
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Actresses without Teeth Pretty Fucking Funny
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Britney Spears No Bra in a Black Dress
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Matt McConaughey in Details
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I Love Amanda Bynes Self Help
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Highest Flying Push Up Insanity
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High School Basketball Player – Star
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Maria Menounos Awesome Booty in Jeans
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How About Lindsay Lohan in Leggings Arriving in Brazil? Don’t Mind if I DO.
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Motorcycle Stunt Ends in Pain
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Jeri Ryan Ass in a Tight Dress
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Dude – Looking at Ali Larter Bra-Less in Awe
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Really Weird Mom / Daughter Youtube Dance Party
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Top 20 Headcases In Sports
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Man Sleeps with a Tiger
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Redhead Makes Herself Cum
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Animal Sex Fail
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Nudist Handjob
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Some Double Fisting
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Cum Shot Compilation
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Big Tits Fuck in the Snow on a Picnic Table by a Guy in a NOFX shirt
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

28

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pic of the Day

Ireland Baldwin isn’t 18, but she’s gonna be a babe when she grows up, in 6 fucking months, when she turns 18, not to mention already legal in Canada, unless she wants to strip or do porn or buy smokes, but not all that perverted to lust after cuz in 6 months, she’ll look and act the fucking same, it’s not like some fucking revelation filled with wrinkles, maturity and life experience is gonna happen. Not to mention kids get their periods at 7, fuck by 12, and have seen more porn than you have since they were raised on the fucking internet, making those 6 months almost just formality….

Her parents Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger…I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media for reserving a date sometime next year with her, because Alec Baldwin doesn’t like me on Social Media. We’ve gone back and forth a few times, the latest over his daughter, a daughter who he publicly shat on during his Divorce, leading to the hope of daddy issues, because I love Daddy issues, especially when they look like this.

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2013

28

Mar

Heather Graham in her Bikini of the Day

Apparently, Heather Graham lives and all it took was putting on a bikini to get that message out to us. The great tits from the late 90s and early 2000s still exist, a decade older and sloppier, but less sloppy than you’d probably expect. I just prefer getting reminders that involve more nakedness and less being 50 fucking years old…

Now let’s fucking celebrate by forgetting I wasted my time posting this and drinking as much as we can without dying.


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Posted in:Heather Graham

2013

28

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Bushing her Teeth on Set of Anger Management of the Day

Lohan is the best. There’s so many rumors about her lately, from homewrecking, to lesbianism with Kristen Stewart, to being asked to leave the set of the show she’s on, to ditching rehab for Coachella, reminding me that she still fucking matters, something I’ve been saying forever, you see cuz as hard as she falls off, she’s still Lohan and she’s still got great fucking tits. I’m on her team, in her court, and would love to be in her bed.

These are a few pics she posted to instagram…reminding me that I would also like to brush Lindsay Lohan’s teeth….with my dick.

Speaking of toothpaste….

Here are pics of her in bed with Charlie Sheen….from their show she is probably going to win a Golden Globe for hot tits….right?

I love me some Lohan.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

28

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Some Bra of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is showing off some of her bra….pretty tame for a slut trying to get ahead for being a slut. A slut who made headlines for leaking nude pics of herself that were apparently for some boyfriend at the time but who we all know were for the press. A set of nude pics her people said were shot pre-18, making sites scared of being charged with kiddie porn, when really she shoulda been the one charged for kiddie porn for producing it. More importantly she should have shaved her fucking bush in the shit, because unlike me, the general public hates bush, and in trying to market yourself properly as a slut, you need to adapt to their needs and what it all comes down to is that Vanessa Hudgens is a fucking disappointment.


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

28

Mar

“Jailbait” Ariana Grande and Mac Miller Have a Song of the Day

Ariana Grande is some jail bait from Nickelodeon who guys who watch Nickelodeon are into, because I get requests for her nude pics often, and I assume those requests come from people who know who she fucking is, and since her only role to date has been on a kids show, I’m gonna assume that revelation and love for her happened while masturbating to a kids show…

Well, it turns out she makes music with white rappers, I guess re-inventing herself in a time of change, when moving away from

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2013

28

Mar

Amanda Bynes Still Turns Me On of the Day

Amanda Bynes is pretty fucking perfect. She’s got these long legs, these great fucking tits, she isn’t fat, she probably still has some money left over, and she’s entertaining as fuck as her empire collapses around her, thanks to being a child star, robbed of her childhood, prostituted to execs, then forgotten the day she turned 18.

I love her fucking look, even when she’s hiding her face from the paparazzi, because she’s actually trying to get noticed, while they just ignore her while she walks the streets, so she’s gotta pull off stupid stunts like a reality star and I love it.

She also posted these words of wisdom that I totally agree with – at least when it comes to women

It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. All that matters is what your lover thinks of you

Something that I’ve been saying to chicks, especially fat chicks for years.

I mean the only thing that would make this girl better is if these were pics of her bouncing on my dick.

But even without that – she’s good. I want to marry her.


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Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

28

Mar

Melissa Debling is the Glamour Model of the Day

A day is not a day unless I post a picture or a set of pictures of a Glamour model and her big old tits, to help validate her as something you’d want to fuck and something that is an actual model, despite not being all that hot, and more importantly being short and curvy, unlike actual models. But like I always say, anything to trick a bitch into getting topless, whether it is money, promises of backstage passes, or fame and fortune from low level magazines spreads, is something I endorse.

Posted in:Melissa Debling|NSFW