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2013

20

Mar

Audrina Patridge Staged Beach Bikini Pics for Old Times of the Day

I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she though that it was only going to get better for her…

But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, all in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body.

I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care.


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2013

20

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Titties Busting Out of her Jumpsuit of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is a bit of an idiot, at least when listening to her in her interview.

Partially because she said:

I don’t know nothin’ about him

Reminding us that her childhood and education was robbed of her in exchange for Walt Disney’s pedophile talent pool party.

But that doesn’t bother me, half the girls I have sex with or masturbate to, can’t speak english and none of them are starring in a movie where they are in their bikinis and have a threesome with some other child star named Ashley Benson….all naked and shit like this was a few years ago and on her camera phone that she leaked to the media to help change her image.

I am into the direction her career is taking, but really, I saw this coming.

I am not into listen to her in interviews, because she’s a little speedy and annoying, excitable and draining..like a little dancing monkey, but I’ll post it anyway cuz she’s wearing a jump suit her titties hanging out of.

Here’s part 1 of the interview….

Here’s part 2 of the interview…..


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2013

20

Mar

Ukrainian Pole Dancer of the Day

I am not sure if this is new or old, because I don’t watch Ukrainian TV on the regular, in fact, I just assumed these communists didn’t have TVs, but I’m also stuck in the 80s, in most things in life….

Apparently, they have a So You Think You Can Dance, probably because all of the world’s best ballerinas and male order brides come from behind the iron curtain….and this one is a combination of both…..in the form of a pole dancer….capable of joining the olympic gymnastic team or the underground human trafficking sex trade….either way…she’s pro..

Posted in:Videos

2013

20

Mar

Victoria Justice Posing with a Showgirl of the Day

I don’t know if I like this pic because I am a new found fan of Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice….even though I have never seen her show, she hasn’t leaked nudes or a sex tape, is relatively boring as fuck in all her pics and photoshoots, and the only interesting thing she has done is introduce us to her sister, who you know gets down. Mainly out of jealousy, cuz her sister gets all the attention and she can’t have that, so she uses her vagina to get even or at least to validate her worth. We like that.

But I think I like this pic because to date, Showgirls is my favorite movie of all time. It was robbed at the Oscars and anything that reminds me of that masterpiece makes life a better place to live.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2013

20

Mar

Miranda Kerr for Vogue Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr is in Vogue Australia and she’s in a bikini top in one of the pictures.

I probably shouldn’t pay attention to things like this, I am sure there are many better things for me to be doing with my time….Like looking at pics of Miranda Kerr naked, or half naked, in the hundreds of posts I have done on her….but for some reason, I’m sucked into this one, maybe cuz it’s for a magazine that drops in April, making me feel like I am Michael J Fox, pre-shakes, traveling into the future, without getting off my fucking couch.

Here are the pics

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2013

20

Mar

Olga Kurylenko for i-MAD Magazine of the Day

Here is a photoshoot of Olga Kurylenko…..showing off some of her Russian dance moves….for some Magazine called i-Mad, that I’ve never heard of…

I know, it is disappointing that being a mail order bride or at least from the same world as mail order brides, and the whole mail order bride thing is something close to her heart that I am sure friends and family have taken part in over the generations of communist rule….

I mean it would explain why she’s been married multiple times, once for French citzenship in 2000, for American citizenship in 2006, and now she’s living in London.

Who cares about that

You can still see the bottom of her titties and that’s good enough for me…you see cuz her face is hypnotizing, practically perfect, and when that happens, especially on a 33 year old, I can ignore the fact that she’s clothed.

Posted in:Olga Kurylenko

2013

20

Mar

Katherine Webb’s Horrible Dive of the Day

I refuse to watch the show SPLASH, because the concept and the fact that it is a show, totally offends me, even if it means seeing some low level beauty pageant winner who is really no one special, in her bathing suit making a fool of herself.

I mean a diving show? Really. I don’t even watch this shit when at the bar during the olympics.

But despite hating the shit, at least I can see the clips on the internet, cuz shit is funny.

Posted in:Katherine Webb

2013

20

Mar

Socially Awkward Nerd Recruits Kate Upton for Prom of the Day

Autistic/Apsergers weirdos get away with a lot, because if I was to make a video requesting Kate Upton come to my PROM, the police would be at my fucking door, seizing my computers and questioning my intentions for her tits..

But get a jewish weirdo, who is likey good at math, humiliating himself on the internet, because this is his brand of nerd humor, and with being a nerd who is always mocked for being a weirdo, is comfortable in his own skin, even though he shouldn’t be….

And it goes semi viral, she finds it cuter than my video inserting objects in my asshole in a bathtub full of burgers, cuz her belly makes me think she can never turn down burgers.

Either way, I’m just shocked that weirdo high school kids are exactly the same as always, you’d think they’d evolve into a different kind of weird.

This whole thing, and all the bad jokes, makes me uncomfortable, I’m just posting it to put the pressure on Upton to show up an go through with this, cuz every pre-mature ejaculator deserves a chance.

His multi million dollar inheritance and the babes who will be thrown his way, coupled with his dad booking Rihanna for his Bar Mitzvah, aren’t enough winning for this loser.

How about some Kate Upton in the only shoot she’s done that I’ve found her hot….the Nipples getting out of the pool for GQ

Here is her Cat Daddy video..

The amount of nerd semen spilled over this pig…is disgusting.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

20

Mar

Gisele is Hot Booty on the Beach of the Day

In the past, I have accused Gisele for being a dude…born with a penis…but only because she had a hard face and was from Brazil, where 60% of the hot girls are born dudes, and 20 percent of the hot girls who were born girls, have clits the size of your dick. True story, they do things different there. I even went as far to say she was wearing a prosthetic pregnancy bump…because dudes can’t have babies, except on Oprah.

In the past, I have been disgusted by women who reproduce, because having babies ruins their bodies, from stomach to vagina….and hormonally they become all fucking lazy and slobs…not to mention they are burdened with brats who make me mad and also make me a stepfather even in my sexual fantasies….

But motherfucker, this booty is amazing….seriously, I finally understand her appeal, why she got cast with big brands to be half naked, and dude or not, the estrogen is pumping and this ass is from another planet.

I mean shit, she’s carrying her latest Tom Brady baby, and I can still wack off to her…

That’s talent.

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2013

20

Mar

Hannah Davis in FHM South Africa is Worth Knowing of the Day

Hannah Davis is a 22 year old American model who grew up in St Thomas in the Virgin Islands….which probably makes her the only model ever to come out of U.S. Virgin islands, but life on the beach, would explain why she looks so good half naked….

I’ve never heard of her, but after some research, apparently she’s done some Victoria’s Secret work, but more unfortunately, has done some Derek Jeter cock. Cock, that has been linked to so many herpes ridden vaginas, leading me to assume that she’s just another statistic, but since I’ll never meet her, and even if I did I’d forget who she was as I tend to do, herpes don’t matter….I mean even when I’m about to stick my dick in a whore during outbreak, herpes don’t matter. I like to consider myself a carrier who can’t get tainted like that…at least when it is convenient to think that…while drunk.

Either way, she’s making big moves for herself. FHM South Africa. That’s like the holy grail for models (No it’s not).

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