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2013

20

Mar

Melissa Debling for Zoo’s Very Booby Babes of the Day

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I love that a magazine’s main feature article can be called “Very Booby Babes”….and advertisers still advertise on the shit…It’s almost like a fucking joke…that three retards who were chronically masturbating together came up….but dudes love titties, including myself, and I guess tits are the only reason these magazines are being bought….

Her name is Melissa Debling, she’s our Glamour model of the day. We can assume her story is the same as all the other glamour models…either she had no dad growing up, or she was the fat girl in class, and now she’s getting the male attention she deserves…..because waitressing is too much work…and stripping is too degrading, she’d never do that…but posing in magazines, well that’s the stamp of approval that makes showing her titties ok…and I’m glad it happened….big saggers.

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2013

20

Mar

Katie Holmes is Lubricated in Allure of the Day

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I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of Katie Holmes before, but it may have been from a sci/fi movie, where she was climbing out of her alien pod, covered in some protective plasma gel, that all Alien forces use in their transition from their Alien form to human form…or maybe it was a porno movie after taking load from 40 dudes…either way, I feel like Tom Cruise and his masturbation needs, despite their divorce are behind the creative direction of this…you know since he is from a higher power and controls everything from his space lab…

I think she looks kinda hot, even with that mom gunt.

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2013

20

Mar

Daniella Monet is Steppin’ Up to the Instagram Gates of the Day

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Daniella Monet is the supporting actress on the Nickelodeon hit Victorious….If you’re not a total fucking pervert who watches Nickelodeon, or a father of tween girls who is forced to watch Victorious, you probably don’t know who she is and you have probably not masturbated to her because anything is better than having sex with your wife….

Well, she’s 24, she’s a vegan, she’s got a very G-Rated career, but like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez….that shit’s starting to turn south, in a good way….cuz selfies in workout cloths, like sports bras are the gateway to nudes, and nudes are the gateway to more “adult roles”….and more adult roles means threesomes in Spring Breakers….so let’s all encourage her to get to where she needs to be….fuck Nickelodeon, get naked, you big faced angel.

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2013

20

Mar

Cara Delevingne Strips for i-D Magazine of the Day

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This is an awesom video of model Cara Delevingne, who is making a lot of noise as the next big thing in modeling, for those of you who live in a fucking trailer park and masturbate all day, thanks to food stamps subsidizing your life….and I’m a total fucking fan…especially when shot in video for a trendy fashion magazine like i-D…doing a striptease…making sex faces…looking like a ravaged, battered, drugged up hooker…the way I like em…

She’s good….

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2013

20

Mar

Selena Gomez on Fallon of the Day

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I don’t know if it is the Mexican connection, like the fact that we could be related…or the fact that she dated a woman for exposure…or the fact that she’s re-inventing herself with more hardcore slutty roles….with drugs and sex and good times…you know things to tempt her to fall off like all child stars cuz their parents whored them out to Disney…or if I just like that Disney fed her hormones making her look 14 forever….but I am a fan of Selena Gomez….so much so, that I’ll post videos of Fallon, a show I pretend doesn’t exist because he is the fucking enemy….all cuz I like Selena Gomez….she’s the kind of girl who could probably make me do anything just to get her to suck me off…proven by posting these clips….cuz endorsing Fallon is a fate worse than prison rape…

here’s the interview – if you care….

here’s their annoying musical performance- if you care….

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2013

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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stepGIRL 18 Year Old Marissa

I was up late laste night, not because I am raving at Ultra Music festival, and not even because I was makin’ it rain on strippers like I was lil Wayne before the death publicity stunt….I was instead watching romantic porn on my neighbors couch that involved a married couple…with sex so drawn out I could see the pubic hair growing back on the disgusting hooker…some Fred Flintstone 5 O’Clock shadow shit….

But then I went home and tried to jerk off to the Lohan mug shot making everything ok….what did you do ? No wait, don’t tell me, I don’t care.

Here are some morning links…

Calvin an Hobbes Bootleg Animation
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I want to Masturbate on the Lohan Mugshot
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25 Teen Couples You Idolized Growing Up
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This Family Takes This MisCarriage Very Serious – AMAZING
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Awesome Bikini Contest
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35 Facts About Mr Rogers
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Unique Houses Around the World
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Eminem Break Dancing…
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747 on an Ultimate Rejected Take Off Test – Sucks to Be the Test Pilot on this One
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NSFW – Big Titty Amateur Squirts All Over the Bathroom Floor
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Kristen Wiig Gets Animated and Not in a Hentai Porn – Unfortunately
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This Will Help You Get Laid….
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2013

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Despite being married, I’ve decided I need more adventure in my life. So I am going to start up an online dating profile and see where it takes me. I am going to assume the people who online date are at the right level of desperation, but more importantly the perfect candidate to fuck with…but then again, I’m pretty lazy and kinda like sitting here staring at a wall. Is this what depression feels like? I wouldn’t know, I don’t feel anything.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Brett Michaels Thinks Kim Kardashian is Eva Longoria
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Katie Holmes Wants to Reproduce More…Maybe….Faschinating
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Today’s Creepy Cat Video
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Beyonce In Shape – Scares Me – Cuz Her Shape is Not What I Consider Shape
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Tramp Stamps!
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Bella Thorne is the Jailbait of the Day
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Jordan Carver Has Massive Tits
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30 Hottest Katherine Webb Instagram Pics
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Selena Gomez is Hot On David Letterman
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Awesome Dirty Diaper Prank
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Dancing With the Stars ASS FLASH
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Wind Flips a Semi Truck
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Girls in Sports Bras
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A Lot of Pics of Ultra Music Festival
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A Day in the Life of New York City….
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The 38 Sexiest Eva Longoria Pictures of All Time
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20 Hottest Photos of Stacy Keibler
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Girls Love Motorboating!
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Courtney Stodden Strips in Car Wash
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JWoww Looks Like a Haggard Stripper With SHitty Fake Tits and BRoken Dreams..
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This Picture of Lohan in Court Gives Me Boners…Multiple Boners
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The Weekend’s Celebrity Nudity Round Up
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Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev and Kaley Cuoco Overpowered by Cheerleader Panties
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They Don’t Need Trucks in China
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I can’t Get Enough of These Girls
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Trashy Drunk Girls in Vegas (57 pics)
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In Case You Care – Clooney and Keibler Did Not Break Up So Now You Have No Chance in Getting Her – Cuz You Did When They Were Broken Up – Bummer….
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Sam Cooke Trashy as Fuck with Shitty Implants for Page 3
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One Direction Fans Threaten the Life of a Puppy Because One of the Member’s Bought it with his Girlfriend….Weird.
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Hottest Slave Leia You Will Ever See
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A Whole Lot of Hot Asians
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Britney Sprears Golfing!
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I Don’t Believe Selena Gomez Has Had Over Exposure – Love Her BikinI Tits.
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An Intense Drumline
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Lucy Pinder Titties in Nuts
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Here’s One Ass I’d Love To Lick
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Kerry Katona on the beach in a Bikini with her Big Black Lover
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Name This Hottie!
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LeAnn Rimes is Performing in a Tight Dress
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I Can’t Wait for Lindsey Vonn To Use Her Strong Ski Legs to Choke Tiger Woods Out while he’s Going Down On Her after Finding Out he Banged 4 hookers
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I Want to Get these Pics of Tiger Woods’ Ex Wife Pregnant
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Golf Fail Compilation
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This Bitch Is Certainly Better When Drunk
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Bradley Cooper is Dating Suki Waterhouse
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Bikini Walking and Posing
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Julie Bowen Boring in Lucky
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Russian Road Rage
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Stop Thinning Hair So Girls Have Sex With You
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Cam Girl Doesn’t Like the Taste of her Squirt
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Enema Squirting
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Dancing Naked Girls
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Shy BBW SHower – Oh God
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Toe Sucking Party is Better When The Girls Have Toes
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All Kinds of Girls….I Said All Kinds of Girls….Naked on Cam….
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I use Vibrators on Chicks Always….and they Love It
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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2013

19

Mar

Beyonce in Shape but Not in Shape of the Day

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Beyonce is a shape…round….but not in Shape….despite being featured in Shape.

I know that is a confusing statement, that I can translate for you, since I wrote it.

Beyonce is fat, sloppy, a mom and photoshopped for a magazine called Shape…that is about fitness, and people who are actually in Shape, but I guess they make exceptions when it comes to big A-Lister powerhouses, because it sells copies. Especially when controversial.

I hate how she’s trying to be a sex pot, trying to compete with Rihanna who makes her husband more money than god, something we can assume has led to Beyonce stepping up her game, by stripping down her clothes and as much as I generally love that desperation. I’m not digging this, but I’m still willing to try jerking off to it, to challenge my masturbation abilities.

It’s not self rape if I cum…but even if I cum, Beyonce is still the fucking devil.

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2013

19

Mar

Charlie Webster the UK’s Hottest Sports Reporter for FHM of the Day

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I was just emailed this story, from someone I can only assume is on FHM’s struggling PR team….trying to save the sinking ship….

Apparently, this is Charlie Wesbter and she is the UK’s hottest sports presenter, and she’s gone on to do FHM, possing off her bosses and colleagues in what must be a fucking lie to get attention to a girl I’ve never heard of, and assume you haven’t heard of either….

You see, we live in the internet generation, where everyday girls have cell phones with cameras, and both they and their boyfriends have access to porn. On nights when they aren’t together, but want to be together, they do this thing called sexting…which usually involves girls trying to outdo their guy’s favorite porno scene. Meaning they go hard.

I mean I just have a fucking website and I get girls sending me pics of beer bottles in their assholes while covered in cum and squirting….you know recreationally.

Making me think that anyone caring about a sexy FHM shoot, that is fully clothed, is all part of the master PR plan that involved and FHM shoot in the first place…

INCREASE RATINGS MOTHERFUCKERS….

I mean look ather, I feel like the chance any boss would care about an FHM shoot, especially in the UK where all girls are topless in magazines, are slim to fucking none. Even if this FHM shoot was gaping asshole porn from her summer vacation. No one would care. But I’ll role with it and post the pics because I’m a team player and got nothing better to do …

Here’s the video. Safe enough for Youtube. That’s the only upsetting thing in all this.

I just can’t believe these magazines still exist…but I’m glad Charlie Webster does. I’d let her read sports pages to my dick with her vagina any day.

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2013

19

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Misused in an Ad Campaign of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a model who is willing to get naked….who has been naked….who is continuously naked for her “craft”…even now that she’s gone onto replace Megan Fox in massive action movies I refuse to see because I am sure they will rape my brain and implant me with brain washing messages that tell me to consume, consume, consume like all those hollywood big budget things. From Lady Gaga music I know all the words to, despite never actually listening to it at my own will…to sudden urges to buy a fucking honda. We live in hell.

A hell that isn’t made better when Rosie Huntington-Whitely gets a job modeling but keeps her fucking clothes on. In fact, it makes it worse.