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2013

15

Mar

Human Statue Gets Even of the Day

If you’ve been on the internet today, you’ve probably seen this video of a Human Statue getting even on a heckler, who is going out of his way to annoy and test his Human Statue abilities…without realizing that anyone doing Human Statue performances is already at rock bottom, they’ve pretty much given the fuck up on life, cuz no one wants to paint themselves grey everyday to stand around and beg for change for their alcoholism…I mean we are talking the bottom of the barrel….barely a human in society…with nothing to live for….probably with a seeded past….and huge criminal record…making me think dude’s pretty lucky he wasn’t shanked…or dude didn’t try to eat his face off…

I would side with the Human Statue…because let’s face it the heckler is a fucking asshole…but without an address….he barely registers as human to me….just a thug motherfucker….who doesn’t realize his job is to get harassed by people…that’s what he’s paid the big bucks for…when he signed up to this shit instead of getting are a real job….asshole…

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2013

15

Mar

Katie Holmes Lookin’ Hot for H.Stern “Iris” Campaign of the Day

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Katie Holmes has got off the space ship and back to the beach….where her pushing 40 year old body….is strategically placed….to hide the scars of the birth of her Alien child….allowing us to focus on her soul-less face….and dead eyes…that we can blame Tom Cruise for stealing…and ultimately, I really like this look….it’s for some Fashion ad campaign…and it is good…

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2013

15

Mar

Jodie Marsh Posts Pics of Fun Underwear on Instagram of the Day

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If you’re wondering if there’s a life after Glamour Modeling…..just turn to Jodie Marsh and you will see that so much changes when you pull out of that topless for lad mag world….that you’ve just grown out of…and feel like giving the young blood the opportunity to takeover…..it leaves you dying for attention…and posting your “favorite” underwear…that might as well not even be underwear….but rather spread lip…on instagram….and it’s fucking amazing…

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2013

15

Mar

Penelope Cruz in her Bikini of the Day

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I used to bang a girl who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because they both had massive noses….the only difference was that she wasn’t Penelope Cruz and just had a big nose…..meaning two things…the first – that Penelope Cruz rocks a big nose, something we all hate better than any girl…..I mean so good she’s even hotter than girls with normal sized noses……the second…that she makes other big nosed girls thing they shouldn’t get a nose job even when they should….

Here she is on the beach, pregnant with Javier’s baby, looking better than most pregnant chicks…because I guess Penelope Cruz is one of those girls who could make herpes scabs look awesome…cuz let’s face it…pregnancy is the worst STD around….

Here’s the video:

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2013

15

Mar

Amy Hood for Jonathan Leder Topless for his Movie of the Day

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My man Jonathan Leder, a photographer I think I’ve spoken to at least once, while trying to seduce his models on Instagram, girls who are amazing, and who pull off this vintage erotica thing for him really well….one who has gone onto do Playboy and another who calls me out everytime we cross internet paths….and now this one, Amy Hood, who I’ve never heard of, but who is the main star of his movie…that you can see the trailer of below….

The guy is fucking talent, he’s going places, and he’s bringing hotness I am into…making it a no brainer for me to support, promote and try to hang out with him for the chance to produce his movies and hold his models’ hands….

Here are the pics…The only flaw in all this is that she doesn’t have bush…

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2013

15

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski Awesome as Always of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much perfect. I’ve been writing her love poems and love songs every day since I first met one of her topless pics…something I’ve been tracking since pretty much day one….and I haven’t got her mailing address or her phone number to really solidify this love affair…but with all soul mates, we are just connected, and don’t need modern things like communication to know it is real love….we just need pics of her amazing tits….it’s less work this way and avoids all other issues with soul mates, like marriage, kids and hatred / resentment for each other…

No idea what these pics are for…but I’m glad they happened…

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2013

15

Mar

Megan Fox Struggling of the Day

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Hey Megan Fox….remember when you were starring in big movies and getting paid millions of dollars….because everyone wanted to fuck you…before it built up your ego, made you a cunt on set, got you blacklisted and forced you to marry and get knocked up by David from 90210 because you really wanted to secure your demise…you know if you’re crashing you might as well fly the fucking plane into something that makes the most impact….to make sure there is not chance of survival…

Well, it’s nice to see you making a comeback…starting at the fucking bottom, doing a beer campaign for Brazil…like you weren’t Megan Fox at all…but maybe a youtube star or a girl with a lot of Myspace fans…I mean seriously…this is bad…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2013

15

Mar

Selena Gomez Harper’s Outtakes by Terry Richardson of the Day

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Last night was the premiere of the Spring Breakers and I wasn’t invited….but I don’t care about premieres…that shit is too exclusive and high end for me…I prefer to keep shit gutter and watch the movie on VHS when it comes out…..

In celebration of the movie, or the premiere, Terry Richardson decided to release some pics of her from their Harper’s Bazaar shoot I posted last week, probably before every blog, cuz I’m awesome like that….

The pics may not be Typical Terry Richardson Smut…but it’s for mainstream media people, he can’t have her laying golden eggs from her vagina and shit….even if she’s a known sex offender thanks to Bieber….

But she’s looking pretty awesome to me…all hipster and in need to be validated…cuz no hipster likes knowing they were Disney stars…it fucks with their street cred…and that’s why she’s trying so hard….and I’m glad she is…

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2013

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with homeless chicks is that they have trust issues. Even the young ones. I was trying to get a couple street girls, who were hot enough and didn’t seem overly damaged, even though I know they are….home with me last night for a nice shower and some food and they all thought I was a predator, out for free sex, like they’ve been raped or molested or broken before. Maybe that bad attitude is why they are on the street in the first place. I guess you can’t save or be a hero to those who don’t want to be saved…..

Here are some links….

Katherine McPhee is Hot for WOmen’s Health
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That Ditch Pig Lena Dunham Who Has No Business Being On TV has Now Done Playboy In What Must Be a Prank or a Make a Wish Foundation Sympathy Wish cuz She’s a Fucking Monster and Shouldn’t be Celebrated No Matter How Connected Her Family Is…
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Danielle Lloydd Rockin’ Out in a Bikini
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Cat Fetches Like a Dog
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24 Pics of Fucking Idiots
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Justin Timberlake’s Most Hip Hop Moments
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The Most Beautiful Women of All Time (50 pics)
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Racist Attack on the Bus
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Funniest Reactions to the New Pope
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Funny Animal Gifs
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Cool Fucking Sea Lion
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Old School Computer Covers Skrillex
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The Avengers – Power Rangers Edition
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I Like Watching this Girl Work Her Wand (NSFW)
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Girl in the Popcorn Machine is Porn to Me
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Stop Your Hairloss…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I tried to pay a homeless guy 5 dollars to throw a pie in Arianny Celestes face…but we couldn’t find her….so I just let him eat the pie…I am a hero….tell your friends…

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