2013
13
Mar
Bianca Balti is a 28 year old model out of Italy….whou you may or may not have seen on this site before…she is a mom…of a 5 year old…because I guess some girls are just eager to smear the semen on their eggs….because it is the Catholic way….and now she’s doing a campaign in her bikini…which is a pretty good strategy for me…even if I’d rather she be spread eagled and modeling her cervic like this was a gynecological office….but we can’t always get what we want….
Posted in:Bianca Balti
2013
13
Mar
Mylene Klass is an older chick fromt he UK…who was in some band you’ve probably never heard of called “Hear’Say”…here is their awful songs….
She was also a presenter on the hit show called “Popster to Operastar”…in what has to be the least interesting of TV shows possible….
The insane thing in all this is that she has a net worth of 22 million dolllars…and she is now peddling bikinis…which isn’t so bad…cuz she looks pretty good in a bikini….that despite being 35, I’ll still look at…and here are the pics….
Posted in:Mylene Klass
2013
13
Mar
Love Magazine put out a pretty sleazy video that was put together for Louis Vuitton by their Editor in Chief named Katie Grand…not that you care about this shit…what you will care about is that some of my favorite models…who you se me talking about up in here….you know seducing them with my prose….while talking about their tits….including but not limited to Cara Delevingne, Saskia de Brauw, Isabeli Fontana, Georgia May Jagger and Magdalena Frackowiak…..now I have facial recognition blindness…and all these models look the same…but I will say one is naked…and showing titty and luckily…in my pathetic world…video of that is enough for me to celebrate….
The only funny thing in all this is that I’m considered a porn site for posting it, while Love Magazine, are considered artistic genius, maybe even visionariees, even if this high brow shit is just smut, garbage, idiotic, and not work of a visionary….but work of a con artist…tricking us into thinking what they do is “art”…when really it’s just throwing some shit together in as serious of a way possible….but at least there are titties while she does it..
Posted in:stepFASHION
2013
13
Mar
Her name is Jessica Kingham and I can assume she has the same big tit story all the other Glamour models have…not so good in school, but always got attention from guys for her ridiculously huge tits…who took on some menial job whether waitressing or in an office….before realizing that wrk fucking sucks…then one day she came home to her boyfriend wacking off to a Glamour model in a lad mad and decided she was built for that life…that she had what it took to be one of those average at best, daddy issue filled, set of tits, topless modeling for mainstream UK media…..a career that will end in a Reality show or a pregnancy from a “Footballer”….they may all be the same breed of woman…but they all are all so different from nipple placement, size and color…to waist to hip ratio….and what it ultimately comes down to is that they are the real heros in today’s world….
Posted in:Jessica Kingham|NSFW
2013
13
Mar
So this mail order bride, Nicky Tuckova, was clever enough to hit youtube with a horrible song about finding a rich boyfriend….I am assuming it is straight from Russia, because everything that comes out of Russia is amazing, I guess it is thanks to a combination their years of communism behind the iron curtain, making them a breed of human all of their own, that is told to promote the country to help get some buzz since they are hosting the 2014 Olympics….
Best line “I have big tits” – wonder how she came up with that….
Second best line is when she says her phone number is – +6029481600
I didn’t call it, because I am not rich and don’t want to waste this viral sensations time on her quest to find Rich Boy…..
This is better than all other Youtube Sensations….gangnam style…call me maybe….it’s friday…can all suck my dick….Rich Boy for the win….
Posted in:stepMUSIC
2013
13
Mar
It is days like today that I wish I was able to throw up from booze…even when hungover my body is hoarding this shit like it wants to be on that show hoarders….fighting, crying and screaming to not give up the fumes still inside me….
Here are some morning links…
The Best Anti Gay Marriage Speech via Minnesota – Biology Bro – You Just Got Schooled…..Aids Brings on Colds Bro….Amazing
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
I Have Masturabted to This Pic of Liza Minnelli
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
Top 10 Nightmare on Elm Street GIFS
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
This Man – vs – Puddle Video is Funny
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
The 25 Best Facial Dunk GIFS from NCAA
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
WTF Japan?
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
Olivia Wilde is Amazing in Marie Claire…
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
The Top 10 St Patricks Day Movies for Guys
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
37 Pics of Goofy FUcking Girls
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
Jeff Gordon’s Undercover Test Drive is Awesome
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
This Cat Wants To Eat in Private
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
Get On This Cam Girl Train….It’s Life Changing….
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
What Drugs Are These Bitches On?!
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
Steve Carell on Missing The Office Finale…if You Care….
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
Coco’s Rockin’ a See Through Shirt
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
The Hottest Pics of Old Celebs When They Were Young
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
Girls Don’t Like Balding Guys – Save Your Hair
FOLLOW DIS LINK HERE
Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
13
Mar
I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but assume I am at home…because I am on the fucking computer…I am logical like that…I figure if you’re like me…you’re probably trying to rub your limp dick in hopes that it feels…you know that a boner catches and sticks around for long enough to wack off to…and you’re lookin’ at babes to do it…so here are some more babes to add to your/my quest….
2013
12
Mar
I love the smell of fertility….especially on a woman who claims she got a sex change in Thailand….you know the dick chop…in efforts to turn me off….without realizing that with titties like that…nothin’ gonna turn me off…oh no…we gotta keep on movin…..
Here are some stepLINKS!
Emma Stone Pantylines on Set of Spiderman
GO
I would still Suckle on Debbie Harry’s Blondie Retired Tits
GO
34 Pics of Babes in Sports Bras
GO
Tramp Stamp Tuesday!
GO
25 Biggest Flaws in the Sopranos
GO
Olivia Wilde is Hot as Fuck for Marie Claire
GO
High Heels are Hard to Walk in
GO
Tamara Ecclestone Busty Bikini Pics
GO
20 Hottest Girl in Yoga Pants
GO
Rihanna Is Not Wearing A Bra and I Can See Her Nipple
GO
Balance Beam Nutcracker
GO
If You are Balding – Fix It – Girls Hate Bald Guys
GO
20 Hottest Girl in Yoga Pants
GO
This Babe Stripping is Lovely
GO
Bikini Snowboarding…..
GO
Guy Gets Arrested for Watching Porn In the Library – It’s not like he was GO
Helen Flanagan Shitty Panty Flash
GO
Sexy Girks in Lara Croft Cosplay
GO
Trick Shot Fail
GO
Diane Kruger for Flare
GO
Awesome Game Gun
GO
Fat Girl Breaks Trampoline
GO
Hottest Pics of Celebrities When They Were Younger
GO
Kim Kardashian Big Pregnant Ass
GO
I Like Staring at the Chrissy Teigan Nude Pic for Instagram
GO
My Girl Emily Ratajkowski is Adorable
GO
A Couple of Models Being Lesbians…..
GO
Emma Stone on Set of Amazing Spiderman
GO
My Kind of Hot Tub
GO
Claudia Romani Ass Flash
GO
6 Reasons Why People Love Zombie Movies
GO
Bow Hunting Fail
GO
When Animals Attack
GO
Soldier Reunited With his Family
GO
Insane Video – Guy Gets A Beat Down And Gets Kicked In The Balls Like A Bitch
GO
Danielle Sharp Glamour Model Tits
GO
A Bunch of Celebs Financial Information Has Been Hacked
GO
40 Sexiest Pics of Eva Herzigova
GO
Sabine Jemeljanova is a Babe in Some Magazine Called ZIP
GO
Extreme Upshirt Boob Video
GO
Movie Theater Marriage Proposal is Gangster
GO
Naked Hotel Guest is Hilarious
GO
10 Hollywood Stars who Should be Blacklisted
GO
Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini Like it is Her Job – Cuz it is Her Job
GO
Hey Nerds – Halle Berry Will be in X-Men 14
GO
Oivia Wilde Wants to Get Married and Have Babies with an SNL Cast member….That’s a Horrible Strategy
GO
Lyanna and Her 36Ds Stretching
GO
Three Cunts On Stage. Where Do I Get Tickets?
GO
Big Asian Lactating Tits
GO
Her Name is Clover – She Looks Young and Showing Off Her Vagina
GO
Rihanna in Concert for the People Who Don’t Hate Rihanna
GO
The New The Hunger Games Official Portraits
GO
Dolph Lundgren is Awesome
GO
Grumpy Cat Killed it at SxSW
GO
================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================
The Harlem Struggle-is a New Trend in Awesome
GO
Teenie Masturbates to Star Trek
GO
Arab Masturbation Video
GO
Fatty Titty Shower Fetish Video
GO
Hot Russian Cam Girl
GO
Bad Close Up Sex
GO
See More CAm Girls in Action – 24/7 – All Free !!
GO
I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
GO
================
stepSHIRT INTO Future
GO
Are You Balding – Fix It!
GO
Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
12
Mar
The biggest issue with Rihanna is now that when I promise girls who get naked on the internet for me…that I will make them the next Rihanna…cuz fame hungry girls love the idea of being the next Rihanna….and I love false promises for the spread asshole pics….is that I have to explain to them that I don’t mean I’ll beat the fuck out of them…not that any of these girls mind…the new generation is not like the old generation and it seems like 25 and under..even 30 and under think the idea of throwing down with a dude…even if it means getting fucked up with a broken nose and shit…is either funny or erotic…I don’t know how many times I get asked to mistreat a girl and I’m talking normal fucking girls…cuz it turns them on….but being the gentlemen that I am…limit my S&M to a mild spanking and spitting in their whore faces….I don’t fuck with any of that punching, slapping or chokin’ out…it just makes me feel awkward….something I don’t feel while staring at pics of Rihanna’s nipple on set of a photoshoot…but probably cuz I am lookin at it on my couch and not in the kids section of the library….while babysitting my neighbor’s kid…in efforts to score married chicks who are unhappy at home primarily in the bedroom at home….using me to remind them that their husband isn’t all that bad….
2013
12
Mar
Hayden Panettiere is on set of Nashville….her comeback tour….wearing tight country pants…showing off her tight country ass…that is a lot better now that it is balanced out with a set of tits…it is almost like she got herself on hormone therapy…..and has grown into a woman from the boxy midget with high testosterone and an elastic vagina…that was very welcoming to anything that was attached to guys who were 6 foot 6 or taller….something all you weirdos fell in love with….cuz boxy women with high testosterone are less gay to jerk off to then dudes.
Either way, here she is doing the woman thing…
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere
