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2013

05

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Hot Booty stepGIRL in a Sweatshop stepSHIRT via our INSTAGRAM

The only fitness I get is when a girl in leggings is walking on the sidewalk in front of me and I either want to stay on pace with her to see her ass cheeks jiggle as she walks…or I am trying to catch up with her for that very same reason…..

Today, I almost had a heart attack cuz the girl in leggings half a block away from me was a fucking speed walker…I almost caught up to her…but my cardio couldn’t handle it…I had to stop to catch my breath as that booty slowly got smaller and smaller in the horizon….,making me realize I should start a pervert workout class….you know do it everyday so that I can keep up with hot ass…the program would be like greyhounds on a rabbit…only the rabbit’s a hot ass in leggings….and the greyhounds a gang of fat perverts….

Unfortunately for that dream, I’m too lazy….here are the morning links…

Rihanna is Braless at her Clothing Line Launch….Cuz Celebs…They Can Do Anything they put their mind to….from music, to movies, to clothing, to perfume, to drinks, to getting beat up by their BFs….
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Taylor Swift Doesn’t Talk About her Vagina Enough…But She Sure Talks About Alot of Other Bullshit
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Glamour Model Billie Faiers Has Ridiculous Tatas….
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9 Pics of Girls With Tramp Stamps
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Humans Yelling Like Goats
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Start Your Day with Naked Yoga
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Bikini Dance Off Video…..
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Nicki Minaj Wants To Be Taken Seriously Guys….Even Though She Dresses like a Clown…
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24 Hottest Pics of Erin Heatherton
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25 Best Short Athletes Ever
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Mad Men Season 6 Teaser!
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Average Party – The Official Trailer
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The Perfect Bartender via Las Vegas….Up on some Tom Cruise in Cocktail Shit
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Mila Kunis Dressed Like She’s Going to Prom
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A Man and His Awesome Balancing Act….
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I Like girls on Webcam Always
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2013

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day


stepGIRLS get noticed…and this babe can be found on INSTAGRAM ….and she’s lovely as fuck…

I have a horrible addiction to gutter stripclubs….I am talking stripclubs that aren’t done up…that haven’t been renovated since the 80s….and that haven’t hired new strippers since they renovated….because the hurting girls in a hurting place filled with hurting people….speaks to me…it feels like home…even if the lap dances smell like shit…and leave stains on your pants….it’s my kind of heaven….

Here are the stepLINKS….

I Like Lookin’ Down Rihanna’s Shirt – Even If She’s an Idiot….
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Bieber’s Birthday Fail – But I Would Bang His New GF
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Chloe Sevigny Tries to Be Sexy For Fashion…
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Most Strikes in 1 Minute
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28 Hot Gym Girls Thanks to the Internet!
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Death Metal Babies
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I am Into Britney Spears on ALl Fours!
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Guy Falls off Ski Lift
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Crazy New York Times Game of Thrones AD
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Cat Deeley Doin The Freddy Kruger
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Russian Ref Fights Hockey Player
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Using a Snake to Catch a Rabbit…VIDEO
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10 Awesome Plastic Surgery Fails
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25 Pick-Up Lines that Could Work
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Girls Aloud Concert Turns Me On
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Kourtney Kardashian Shows Off Her Bikini Mom Body
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Vanessa Hudgens Riding Dirty in Cosmo
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Redneck Jumps his Pick-Up Truck Like a Mental Case
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Mia Wasikowska Talks About Masturbating in Public….Showers….Amazing…
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Do You Agree With This HOttest Girls on Primetime TV List?
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More of Audrey Tautou’s Nipple
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In Honor of Celebrity Apprentice – Here’s Brande Roderick NUDE!
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Kelly Brook Practices Blow Jobs With Rubber Cock
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Busty Housewife with Tanlines in a Sex Tape (NSFW)
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Heidi Klum’s Awesome Mom Tits Are on American TV
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Michelle Keegan Grabbin Her Ass
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Courtney Stodden Slutty Trashy Porno Inspired Stripper Photoshoot
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Britney Spears, Ass In Face Position. I’d Still Want To Bury My Face In There
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Mad Men Gets Sued By a 100 Year Old Angry Model
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Pitcher Tackle!
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Firewood Robot!!!!
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Kardashian’s Pimp Their Kidd Out To Will Smith’s Kid
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Toni Garrn and Sigrid Agren Topless in a Magazine from October….
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Get Out The Lube. Some Inappropriate Pics Of Kendall Jenner
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Glamour Model Lucy Collett as a Secretary….
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This Girl Has an Abnormally Big Clit
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Little Kid Gets Hit By a Car!
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Check Out This Awesome Greased Up Fat Ass
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Dirty Tattooed Webcam Whore – Sounds Perfect to Me
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Some Sluts Getting a Good Workout!
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Strip Jeopardy on Playboy Radio
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Vika Yakubovskaya May Have and Insane Name…But It Matches Her Insane Tits…Hot Red Head ALert
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Kate Beckinsale and Her Daughter do the Harlem Shake
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Her Name is Mia Malkova and Her Booty is Ridiculous…
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Angry Woman Steals Skateboard!
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Here’s a Pornstar’s Guide to Anal
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The Dumbest Pics You’ll See on the Internet Today
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Atomic Kitten Panties!
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Sheer Top
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Christian Bale May Be Batman in Justice League….
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The Beatles in 1 One Minute
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Super Fast Bike Will Revolutionize Transport
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Her Name is Akina and She’s a Japanese Bust Babe
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Jay and Silent Bob Have an Animated Show!
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Creampie Fail
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Creepy Titty Suction
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Do Orgies Still Exist?
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Tied Up Girl Gets Licked
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Redhead Masturbates
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Farmer’s Daughter Foot Job
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Inked Up Girl Gives a Crooked Dick Head
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Romantic Vacation of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in love…and she’s decided to hire the paparazzi to document that love on some Mexican romantic getaway for the weekend…because her life is so hard…you know and she just needs some down time…cuz sitting on set of Scary Movie 5 all day…is just so fucking draining…I mean some days she probably has to wake up at 6 am to be picked up by her driver and taken to a location where she has her own dressing room….with a bed…and couch and all the modern amenities a spoiled cunt needs…including gym, catered food, and other people to be dancing monkeys for her….where she proceeds to say her line…usually under 5 a day….100 times each for the best take….a total of an hour or two of work…where her low level actor salary of 300,000 dollars in 2-3 months….almost seems like not enough money for such a big name…

Well her boyfriend…who she is on vacation with is not only someone who cares about what a girl’s face looks like….but he is also named Christopher French…appropriate…cuz he probably spent the whole weekend frenching her ass….cuz let’s face it….that ass cancels out any monster mash face….any day….

Young romance…so erotic….we get it Ashley…you want attention cuz the last 3 weeks your “girlfriends” have been getting all the love cuz they booked a movie you weren’t cut out for and you’re jealous…Good play.


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

04

Mar

Victoria Justice turns 20 of the Day

Victoria Justice turned 20…despite what her Disney Hormone therapy may be telling you…you know cuz she looks 15…which is why you…and the Disny Execs like her so much….and so many fun people…who at one point or another were considered amazing jailbait you probably masturbated to…like Miley Cyrys…. who are now the new generation of Hollywood…the people who will play the love interests in future movies…unless they all develop drug addiction like I am hoping for…cuz going up….you know climbing to the top is only part of the fun…the horrible crash is what makes it all worth it….looked like a better party than my 20th…which I may not remember but know for a fact that Miley Cyrus wasn’t there….I’ve failed at life.


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Posted in:Victoria Justice

2013

04

Mar

Audrey Tautou See Thru Shirt of the Day

Audrey Tautou is from France…so this is typical fashions of the area…I think even school uniforms are made like this….meaning just cuz you can see her nipples at a public event…doesn’t mean it is sexy, or supposed to be sexy, it’s just getting dressed and shouldn’t be made into a big deal…especially since she looks like she’s pushing 50….despite being 35…I guess the good life…filled with Wine and Cheese and cocaine has caught up to her….or at least her face….and this all brings up a very important question…why the fuck am I posting Audrey Tautou like she matters…she was in one or two american movies and doesn’t matter…oh right…the nipples…they always get the best of me.

Posted in:Audrey Tautou|NSFW

2013

04

Mar

Liz McClarnon Ridiculous Cleavage for Atomic Kitten Show of the Day

Liz McClarnon is in a band called Atomic Kitten…who you probably have never heard of…but who were popular….at least in the UK in the late 90s….you know 15 years ago…and with 15 years for any chick….all members of the band have faded away and fallen apart…except maybe for this character Liz McClarnon….because lookin at her makes me think of a drunk…45 year old…recent divorcee at a wedding….who’s sadness and anger towards her ex….inspires her to get on stage…all tits hanging out and ass hanging out….cuz she doesn’t realize what the fuck she’s doing…traumatizing at least one person in the room….turning on at least one person in the room….and embarassing herself enough to never get invited anywhere again….only this Liz McClarnon is getting paid to do this and she looks fucking hot…old and hot…two words I rarely say ever….so take it in….it’s a rare occurrence……up on some Big Foot, Ancient ALiens Shit….

So pathetic…yet so awesome…and at least she’s having a great time doin it….while I have a great time watching it…


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Posted in:Liz McClarnon

2013

04

Mar

Shiri Appleby Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day

Shiri Appleby is some Fan Boy icon who I’ve never heard of…because I am not into Fan Boy shit….although I should be…considering I run a website and 99 percent of you idiots are virgin losers who love aliens, sci/fi, comics and all that shit that doesn’t get you laid…..not even pity sex comes your way cuz you fear girls….

She was the lead on Roswell….a show every virgin loser I knew at the time it was on TV was into….and a show I can proudly say I never saw…

Since her stint as being famous…I am sure she’s gone onto one too many nerd comic conventions….as well as guest starring on a show called Chicago Fires…at least that was probably a few months ago….because by the looks of her…the only thing she stars in is ready to drop fantasies that probably anger the people who actually know who she is…cuz they felt as she fell off the map….their chances would improve to get her….welll here’s the cold hard truth motherfuckers…and it is wearing a bikini….

Posted in:Shiri Appleby

2013

04

Mar

Cheryl Burke’s Lookin’ LARGE in her Bikini of the Day

Dancer to the stars….who is not my kind of dancer to the stars I like….you see cuz I feel all professional dancers who couldn’t make it as Vegas Show girls…or in the movies….all down on their luck in Hollywood….should be the kind of dancer to the stars who gets naked…hoping to lure at least one celeb into getting them pregnant….at private strip shows in the mansion coke parties in the hills…..making her a failure as far as I am concerned…and not just because her dancing body has become all doughy in her maternity leave….but not doughy enough for her to hide it….but instead celebrates it with her bikini…in what makes little to no sense…other than that bitch just doesn’t care…she’s made it places she never imagined and now she can be lazy about things….like her body cuz she’s a mom….and that’s just what mom’s do when they throw in the towel and appreciate the time off of the gym….gross…


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Posted in:Cheryl Burke

2013

04

Mar

Ellie Goulding in her Bikini of the Day

I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is wearing a bikini….and bikinis…as much as they may be disgusting on some hags….are still bikinis…and thus must be celebrated….even if the girl in the bikini isn’t even the girl I am posting on…but how would I know that….since I have no idea who the girl I am posting on is….but I do know one thing…and that is bikinis….or at least how to spot them….and that concludes this riveting investigative journalism post I’ve failed at.

Posted in:Ellie Goulding

2013

04

Mar

Kendall Jenner is More Interesting Than Her Monster Family of the Day

Some pervert sent me these pictures of Kendall Jenner….who is as far as I’m concerned still a Kardashian….only ethnic cleansed of her Armenian roots….but still polluted by her hooker, gold digging, stage mom’s ego….making her probably as big of a cancer as the rest of these assholes….who have no business being famous…but who are famous…cuz America is obsessed with rich people doing rich people things…like not really working….while living the good life…like a bunch of fucking brats…..and I guess some of you are obsessed with seeing them in bikinis…especially when they are 17 year old bikini models….you see cuz her job is to be half naked and you’re not at fault for liking it….if anything it is the company and her mom who are the ones sexualizing the youth…you’re just a victim of the media….at least that’s what you need to tell your lawyer when the Feds come after you…

Worst Family Ever….Here is the proof…


But if you Haven’t Had Enough of them and Don’t Want to Murder Them….You can look at pics of Kourtney Kardashian, mom of 2, in her bikini…..
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Posted in:Kendall Jenner