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2013

04

Mar

Olivia Munn Bottom Feeding Cleavage of the Day

Olivia Munn doesn’t interest me at all…but I have this picture of her bending over suggestively…showing off her cleavage that I can assume is fake….like the rest of her….you know the kind of twat who on her quest to be famous with average at best looks….pretended she was something she wasn’t, targeted the nerds like the popular girl at school trying to get the votes for Prom queen…with little to no sincerity….developing a fan base that opened doors for her….but luckily not too wide…cuz she’s struggling to make this acting thing work…and you know hate her or not…I am always into lookin at tit…even when it is clothed….

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2013

04

Mar

Miranda Kerr Topless and Censored for Instagram of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a fucking jerk…she went to the trouble of posting this awesome pic of her topless in the ocean….living the life of luxury that girls dream of….but can’t pull off cuz they are ratchet, haggard, and not Miranda Kerr….all romantic, sun soaked with her titties out….but they edited the shit so that I can’t imagine breast feeding…which is something I love doing…what a fucking bummer….I’d say she’s gotta redeem herself….but the truth is…her titties are already all over the internet…you just gotta LOOK FOR IT making this cock teasing activity…not as bad as it initially made me…. I forgive her.

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2013

04

Mar

Toni Garrn Topless in St Bart for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Toni Garrn is in St Barts, shooting for Victoria’s Secret, and with St Barts being a part of France, topless on the beach is the norm….and in being a model….who has been topless in photoshoots before …cuz that’s how you become a big model…making the whole “getting topless” shit not that big of a deal….because it is not a big deal….you American Girls just don’t get that….and think the nipple is sacred…like you’re from some Muslim country or some shit….and your nipple is your ankle…

Maybe PG-13….Christian friendly Victoria’s Secret….is taking things to the next level….with a little more nipple they used to always photoshop out….we can only hope…cuz these girls are babes….babes trapped in a corporate cage…but babes never the less…


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2013

04

Mar

Edita Vilkeviciute on the Beach for Allure of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a pretty famous model and she’s modeling some bathing suits for ALLURE…that may not be really showcasing her awesome TITS that she normally puts on blast for fashion….if anything they are covering her up like she was a middle aged mom at an all inclusive resort for spring break….all disappointed in her body and what has come of it….shy despite having thrown in the towel and given up….thanks to husband and kids…and a love for cake….only unlike that mom on Vacation…I know that this model…under her one piece….is not a mom on vacation who has given up…but a babe….making this mom who has given up fantasy far more fun to masturbate to…than an actual mom who has given up…if you know what I mean.

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2013

04

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski for Frendrick’s of Hollywood of the Day

In the event you don’t read this site….Emily Ratajkowski….is a girl I write love letters to…love songs for….poems…and even have taken up the art of sculpture to express myself…because her tits…and body….just inspire and most importantly make me feel like we are connected at the soul….at least through her tits…cuz that’s all I can stare at….because I think they the window to her mind….

She’s a babe, she’s going to the top, she’s doing a campaign for Fredrick’s and she’ll be working for VS or SI by next year….unless I get her pregnant first and ruin her life…which is something I am trying but my envelopes full of sperm I try mailing to her…keep getting sent back to me…dry…..

She’ll be famous….That’s my prediction….get ready for it…cuz we’ve already seen her naked….good things are to come….


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2013

04

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Vogue Spain of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a babe…and not just because she’s into bald dudes…giving bald dudes everywhere hope that one day a beauty like this will walk in their lives…even though they aren’t the kind of bald dudes who are also action movie stars with millions of dollars and tons of babes who want on their dicks….not that it matters..she still brings hope…and inspiration and she’s hot when doin’ it…and that’s all I really care about…I am shallow like that.


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2013

04

Mar

Stephanie Fantauzzi Brings Some Tits on TV of the Day

I didn’t watch Shameless last night…because I don’t have a TV and I avoid my creepy neighbor who lets me use his for such important events like the Academy Awards….despite not wanting to hang with him…cuz all he wears is a robe and is often times exposed and touching himself while staring at me….even though I’m not a very good lookin dude…in fact I’m the kind of guy who can go to a gay bar and not have one guy…not even the lonely guy try to talk to me…making the whole experience pretty sad and not one I like to throw myself into….But thanks to the internet….I get to see all the good parts without the sexual harassment….I am also not that into Shameless cuz it is too sensationalized, you know just throw everything at a story that is offensive and wrong and people will love it…making it too unrealistic to get into….

Her name is Stephanie Fantauzzi….and here she is makin’ it in the entertainment industry…one nipple at a time…

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2013

04

Mar

Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

I don’t know why Maria Menounos is taking a shit in her bathing suit in the garden by the pool….but I am going to assume that it has something to do with the old greek anus….which thanks to all the love it has seen…no longer has the strength to resist or hold back an impending shit….you see cuz that’s what happens when it gets stretched out….

I just know that she posted it to the internet…and I like it…even if it means her asshole doesn’t have as much grip as it used to…

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2013

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The weekend was filled with ghetto fucking strip clubs…who didn’t like us taking pics of their dancers as discreetly as two drunk idiots could….and gutter drinking holes filled with hot, young, dubstep loving, despite dubstep being horrible babes….but most importantly…it was filled with me, despite how much I drank, not dying….which I guess is awesome cuz as much as I hate everything, I love making fun of it….

Good Morning Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
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Early Morning Coffee Art
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I Feel Like the Fat Batman of Bradford is One of You…
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The Best Nutcrakcer in the History of the World….
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Hot Blonde’s Awesome Topless Car Ride
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If Luke Skywalker Had The Internet…..
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Tiffany Toth in her One Piece….Is a Lot of Fun…To Stare At..
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Two Drunk College Girls….Get Covered….In Cum…..(NSFW)
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Claudia Romani Has a Great Ass in South Beach
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Here is a Timeline of Seth Cohen and Summer Roberts on the OC in GIFS (WTF)
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Celebrity Birthdays of the Week So You Know Who To Call Old on Twitter
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What Historical Landmark is On Your Bucket List?
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Flipper the Cat Gets New Legs
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3 Best Booty Workouts to Start Your Day….With Fitness
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Get Some Free Webcam Action Cuz It’s Fun….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day


Today’s stepGIRL is @lauurennnn and It is her Birthday…So Go Wish her a Happy Birthday you Preverts…..

My favorite thing about the weekend is that it feels like every other day for me…I get drunk, try to fuck random women, wake up feeling alone and hungover, even though I have a fat wife snoring next to me, and I do it all over again in what some may consider depressing but that I think is revolutionary…if you consider achieving absolutely nothing revolutionary…which luckily I do…

Here’s to punching random girls in the face with your boner romantically….nice and smooth…while she tickles your asshole…

Here’s to making awesome autocorrect typos when flirting with girls…

Here’s to big tits where the nipples don’t aim to the ground….

Here’s to fisting til it hurts then squirts…..

Why the fuck am I making a Toast…it’s not a wedding…it’s the fucking stepLINKS and here they are…

Here’s to me stopping this toast….it’s overkill….

Here’s to the stepLINKS…

The Best Picture of Nicole Eggert You May Ever See
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RIP Motherfucker the Weirdo Ginger Tap Dancer Edition
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January Jones Pantsless….
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Virgin Solves Rubik Cube While Juggling
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Lucy Pinder Awesome Rack in Loaded
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Trailer Park’s Got Talent
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This Girl Has Got serious Tits
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Trust Fail Compilation!
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Miley Looks Stressed Now That Her Boyfriend Cheated on Her
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What is the Best Sci-Fi Series Ever
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Sadie Frost has a Great Rock Hard Nippple
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Kirsten Dunst is Fucking Ravaged
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I am Not Bored of Jennifer Lawrence’s Pokies
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What the Fuck is Going On in This Pic
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Kat Von D is a Joker in Spandex Pants….
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Drunk Guy Dive Fail
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Asian Rape Fetishes on the Bus Are Weird…Seriously Fucking Weird…I Should Be Linking This… (NSFW)
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Art School Seizes a Fridge full of Cum…I Blame the LEsbians…
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So Many Babes in Glasses – YOu May Die
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Jacqui Ainsley (Who?)
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Simon Cowell Partners Up with Youtube for a Talent Contest
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Disgusting Foot Fungus – The Video –
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Una Healy Has an Interesting See Through Dress On
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Kanye Sells His Home Cuz He’s Whipped
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Crazy Baseball Catch…If You’re Into That Kinda Thing..
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I am Into Watching this Girl Take a Bath
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Katherine Webb the Wet Wet Wet Wet Suit pics…From the Set of the Worst Show Ever….
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What a Sweet Blowjob
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Jesus This Girl Has Big Tits in the Park
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Watch Danish Wonder Woman Fight Nazis
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Claudia Romani Luring Black Dudes With Her Hot Booty….
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Judge Hates oN Lohan’s Lawyer….You Get What You Pay For when you’re Paying Him in Herpes…
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Taylor Swift Loves Penis Inside Her
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Katie Holmes Doing the Lesbian Thing
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Her Name is Yvonne and She’s in Maxim Showing Tit
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Horny Milf Fucks Her Husband in the Backyard.
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Bieber is a Timebomb….a Drunk, High, Topless, Timebomb….I’m eager to see actually explode.
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Guys Watch a Childbirth Video…Funny
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Her Name is Samara Weaving and She’s Got Booty in a Bikini
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The Flip Bike May Be the Coolest Thing You Will See Today..
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Tiger and Elin Trial Marriage
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Chris Cooper is the New Green Goblin
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Obese Man Surfing is Hysterical
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I Like This Amateur babe on Webcam
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I generally Don’t Care About Pregnant Celebs- But Malin Akerman Pregnant is a Real Downer
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Romantic Cat Climbs To Find Lover
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Her Name is Elizabeth and she’s in Black Stockings..
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I am Into Spying on a Nude Neighbor!
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some on the Couch Anal
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Watching a Girl Masturbate
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Funny Hair on this Romantic Amateur Fuck
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Babe Twerking in her Underwear
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Girl Fucks Her Friend’s Dad
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These are the craziest Leggings Getting Anal
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Three Girls on Cam Together
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Her Tits are Very Shitty
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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