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2013

26

Feb

Kate Upton on Jimmy Fallon of the DAy

Kate Upton was in a horribly awkward interview with Jimmy Fallon, who is known for Horribly awkward interviews…that people apparently watch….which is beyond me….but then again….Kate Upton being a covergirl…is also beyond me…..because she’s chubby, sloppy, and not hot enough to get all the hype…especially when I see her interacting with people….with a personality that is not charismatic at all…

I think the highlight of all this is watching her cover her belly strategically….she knows what’s up….that’s how she got so popular….

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2013

26

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski Hot Instagram Pictures of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is awesome….She’s the kind of girl I’d want to charm with my sex appeal, have a one night stand with, trick into falling in love with me cuz I was the first guy to make her squirt, then ignore her calls til she can’t take it anymore….because when you look like this, and a guy ignores your calls, you take it up as a project to make him not take your calls, driving her insane…and eventually leading to her getting knocked up by me….spending the rest of her life with me….pretty much falling into the bear trap that I planted, without realizing I planted it…unless she reads this post….which she probably won’t cuz no one ever does….

That said, she’s what Kate Upton should be, so it is nice to see her shooting for Esquire, and not just because she’s topless, but cuz it means she’s taking it to the next step and that means the fame her hot body deserves…amazing.

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2013

26

Feb

Karina Derizans Hot Ass in her Bikini of the Day

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I do not know what “Catalina” is…but apparently it is some reality show that didn’t even last a year….and I figure it was some love level hispanic shit that featured trashy girls with implants who partied like they were on the Jersey shore, got themselves in staged drama…all while wearing skimpy bikinis like this one…cuz let’s face it…hispanic girls…when they aren’t old dumpy moms….are the best….it’s as soon as they start reproducing like a chihuahua in a white trash puppy mill…that shit falls the fuck apart…so take in this ass while it lasts….not that anyone will remember this girl in an hour….cuz she’s a nobody….which probably turns you kidnappers on….

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2013

26

Feb

Victoria Justice Has Sex with Sponge Bob of the Day

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I know that many dudes have probably already jerked off to this pic of Victoria Justice dry humping Sponge Bob Square Pants…like a dog on a stuffed toy…..and even more disturbing….is the fact that at least one of those dudes wasn’t jerking off because Victoria Justice was in the pic…but he was jerking off cuz his fetish is Spongebob…..and that people….is what makes this world a creepy fucking place….people be getting off to all kinds of shit…and I’m totally into documenting it….I like to contribute to the problems of the world….it’s just me doing my part…

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2013

26

Feb

Billie Faiers is the Glamour Model of the DAy

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Billie Faiers is the sister of Same Faiers…which means absolutely nothing to me…as I can’t keep on top of all these characters around the world…who are obviously known for their tits….because there are just so many of them….but with a whole lot of research, I have discovered that they star on a show called TOWIE….and now NUTS or Zoo or whatever “Lad Mag” this is…showcasing what really matters when it comes to this trash….that we are all wasting out minds knowing exist….so do what I do…and look at the pics…then erase…it is the only way.

She’s dumpy – but her tits are huge -so we’ll just call her Kate Upton of UK Reality TV….

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2013

26

Feb

Carly Baker is the UFC’s Newest Ring Girl in Video of the Day

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Carly Baker is the new UFC ring girl for Europe, because I guess they are branching out and having more than one event at a time, as part of their multi billion dollar empire, that people are obsessed with, cuz watching dudes beat the fuck out of each other is exciting, you know part of human nature, straight from the Roman Times…and I always just found it really gay, even with the babes they throw into the mix, cuz man on man action is just that….man on man action….gay foreplay…

But this weekend I watched the Rhonda Rossi fight and she was fucking hot as she destroyed the lesbian by stunning her with her tits in her face….in what the lesbian treated as clothed lesbian sex…before ripping her fucking arm off….

It was modern, more hardcore, less titty but still enough titty, mud wrestling and I liked it….

So as of today, I am converted and into UFC as long as it features chicks…and they don’t have to be hot chicks…just the vagina in the tapout shorts…makes a huge difference in the grand scheme of things…

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2013

26

Feb

Melissa King – Miss Teen Delaware 2013 Did Porn of the Day

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Her name is Melissa King….She is Miss Teen Delaware 2013….I didn’t bother reading her bio ….but I did watch this video of her talking about being in foster care and how hard it is to make money for gymnastics…..

Which I guess is why she did this porn…..you know broken home, need for money, craving fame, hoping a scandal that propels her to the mainstream like she was Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian….because girls these days don’t view porn the same as they once did…..they figure it’s an easy way to get noticed and make moves and one day star on a reality show….

Porn may not have the same stigma and more and more young hot girls may all wanna be porn famous…cuz they wanna compete with the girls the guys they like jerk off to….but I still love watching them perform…so I say thank god for that….and thank god for Miss Teen Delaware not doing their background checks…cuz she was doing porn in June, 3 months after turning 18, and 5 months before being crowned….hilarious…..making me think she’s more a porn chick using beauty pageants to get publicity….and not the other way around…..

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2013

26

Feb

Isidora Goreshter from Shameless of the Day

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I watched Shameless the other night….it is sucking me in despite hating the idea of actually being into a TV show…especially one that Emmy Rossum is on…but the storyline is just so out there…it reminds me of a Harmony Korine movie…where they just throw anything twisted together into one script…and see what sticks….because let’s face it…I love all things gutter and disgusting and perverted…even if it’s fictional and mocking my gutter and disgusting and perverted people….

This scene happened after a dad walked in on his son getting fucked up the ass before having a string of tennis ball sized anal beads shoved in him….sounds awesome right…well daddy is a homophobe and beat the fuck out of the kids….made a call and 3 minutes later this “Russian” hooker showed up to fuck the gay out of his son….while they all watched….she’s a babe….it works for me….

Here’s the clip…..

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2013

26

Feb

Ashley Smith and Anais Pouliot and Others for French Revue de Mode of the Day

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I know there is no nipple on the covers of French Revue de Mode…and you’d think the whole being French part of it would have ensured that there was nudity…I thought the french were the whole reason for this titties in fashion movement that has taken over the world since the 70s….but all they are giving us is Ashley Smith’s amazing cleavage….along with some other girls I have seen naked, but would prefer to see squirting in my mouth after giving them the Jesus Martinez face fuck…I’m a sexual god like that…I’d get testimonials but these crackwhores I get with are both a bad look and embarrassing to brag about….but more importantly…illiterate.

Here are the pics….of some model greatness…

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2013

26

Feb

Matt & Kim – It’s Alright is the Music Video of the Day

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I don’t know Matt & Kim….because I don’t really stay on top of music…but luckily they produced this awesome music video of a choreographed dance in their underwear in the bed….shot from the top….all artistic, high concept and fun….and more importantly….”Kim”….has an awesome ass while doing it….the song’s alright too….it’s alright….see what I did there? Yeah…I know…I’m a comedic genius cuz I don’t make anyone laugh…that’s how next level I am….which is not as next level as this…..

Now everyone….get in your bed and dance….

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