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2013

25

Feb

Karlie Kloss Is Hot On Set of the Day

These pics are from earlier in the month and I am not entirely sure what she is shooting for…you know because they don’t tell me these things as I don’t matter….or maybe because they are scared I’m high risk of being a stalker and they like to keep stalkers out of the loop….or maybe just maybe they don’t know I exist…but there is one thing they can’t take away from my irrelevant existence and that is the ability to stare at her pics for of her thong ass for whatever this is…just as long as I want…and as creepily as I want…from the comfort of my own soiled couch….because you know what it works out better this way…because I am lazy….

These pics are hot..

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2013

25

Feb

Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell for Entertainment Weekly of the Day

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I am into Ashley Benson now that I’ve been seeing pics of the Springbreakers promo tour, because she’s the substantially hotter bikini clad girls who are also in the movie….that you may know as Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, who I like to refer to as the monkeys…..because of their hairiness and ethnic complexion….and I guess in this case the blonde white chick is better…cuz only cuz she’s not as chubby as the other two…

And here she is with two other girls who I guess she’s on a TV show with…that I’ve never heard of…cuz I don’t watch TV and don’t bother with looking these low levels up, cuz it’s too much work for their 5 minute window….forgotten tomorrow…careers….but I do look at their cleavage….

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2013

25

Feb

Lana Del Rey is Giving me Boners of the Day

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Lana Del Rey is an interesting story that I liked to hate one in the beginning because I felt she was a product of her rich dad just giving his “troubled” rich kid daughter something to do with herself, to make something of herself, and to stop humiliating the family with her failing….which made for a good story…and whether it is truth or not doesn’t matter…cuz if you’re a rich kid capable of releasing hit songs and making yourself famous….fucking do it with whoever is willing to finance it…cuz the famous life…is far better than being a nobody…it’s a fact….that’s why everyone wants it so bad…

These pics are of her at some Fashion show, showing legs, hiding vag, giving me boners….two of them….at the same time…which is kinda weird…

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2013

25

Feb

Isabeli Fontana is a Babe in Vogue Latin America of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is a babe…there’s just something about the Brazilians all tall and amazing, even when pushing 30, with their tanned skin and exotic features that make me excited, and it is probably because most Brazilian babes, especially the ones you meet in the bar, likely have penises, cuz along with Thailand they are world leaders in trannies, and even better at AIDS…..

That said, she was a 16 year old lingerie model that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble for being kiddie pornogrpahers and now she’s a 29 year old set of legs still worth of you perverts masturabting to…even if it’s legal to do so now….

These are pics for Vogue and I’m posting them…cuz that’s what I do….

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2013

25

Feb

Sasha Cohen Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Sasha Cohen…I thought Sasha Cohen was Borat….but apparently she’s a girl in her bikini on social media that people are talking about…despite her body not really being an idea bikini body….well I decided to google her…turns out she’s some Olympic figure skater and not a new Ali G character, and her body, despite being that of an athlete, I would and have probably masturbated to back before I had the internet, when figure skating on sunday after noons was all that was on TV, it’s not really one I’m into right now…especially when all her pics involve that beard who is a mix of Bob Villa, Al from Tool Time, and the dude on American pickers…shit’s throwing me off….

Here are th epics anyway….

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2013

25

Feb

Constance Jablonski Titties for Fashion of the Day

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This is for March Numero and I see her nipples…and that’s all I really have to say about that….because nipples are all that matters….especially to a newborn or a neglected newborn who’s mom never gave titty time to…40 years later….alone and confused as to why seeing nipples in fashion, porn, everyday life is just the fucking greatest shit ever….when I should be like normal dudes and into gaping assholes…

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2013

25

Feb

Charlotte Springer is Today’s Glamour Model of the Day

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Like all UK Glamour Models….Charlotte Springer is pretty much a nobody undeserving of being a model, usually short, with a set of big tits she’s willing to showcase for attention like a good girl….because it makes her feel pretty, wanted, talented, and more than just a party slut who sleeps with anyone she can to get ahead…and that kind of work ethic is something I endorse….and encourage…cuz more girls with C Cup or bigger tits should be doing the fucking same….and although Charlotte Springer is still just a Model Mayhem girl….and this may be her big break….it’s fun to look at her about page….that probably hasn’t been edited since her big break….

I’m Charlotte and I am a very professional, hard working, dedicated, reliable full-time model from Essex/London
I always give 100% to ensure everyone I work with is totally satisfied! I am a fun girl and i am easy to work with.

My breasts are totally NATURAL and have NOT been surgically enhanced
My skin is blemish free and I do NOT have any tattoos or body art
I have two piercings, one in my ears the other in my belly both of which are removable

I DO NOT DO PORN, FULL FRONTAL NUDE OR OPEN LEG so please do not ask.

Will only do PAID shoots

Important facts….her breasts are real….we couldn’t tell by the sloppy-factor- she gives 100 percent to make sure everyone is satisfied….except those looking for full frontal / open leg shots….

She’s full of lies…

Here are her naturals….

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2013

25

Feb

The Naked Issue of Marie Claire South Africa of the Day

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The people in this issue are:

Rue Essop, Maryke Pieterse, Nicole Meyer, Kate Menson, Pearl Thusi, Bonnie Henna, Lee-Ann Liebenberg, Alex McGregor, Genna Blair, Melissa Allison, Dorothy Black, Roeline Daneel, Lalla Hirayama, Carishma Basday, Inge Beckmann, Bailey Schneider, Marguerite Oelofse, Dr. Susan Vosloo

I’ve never heard of them, but think it is unfortunate that Blade Runner and his girlfriend couldn’t be a part of it, you know since they are the biggest heros in South Africa, I mean them and the Aids rate, but they were pre disposed…..

I woulda also been good with some Candice Swanepoel, Genevieve Morton and even the South African who works at some restaurant I got breakfast at, cuz South African’s are babes….something you probably won’t notice in this issue…

Here are the pics anyway….cuz Marie Claire is pornography….in other countries

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2013

25

Feb

The 2013 Oscar Recap of the Day

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I live tweeted the Oscars as opposed to pre-program tweeted the Oscars….I got a few tedious hours in before Twitter put me on lockdown for tweeting too much…..which was unfortunate because it was before Jennifer Lawrence, all awkward as shit fell, or Anne Hathaway robbed the awards because cutting your hair while fake crying for 5 minutes, should not be an Oscar winning performance to me, it was also right before Adele won more than just an eating contest, or the biggest splash at the public pool,the pregnant woman who like an elephant stays pregnant for over a year, or the heaviest girl in the history of her grade school…fat is a choice people…a horrible choice that deserves to be mocked so that young girls don’t make it….but I did manage to experience a jittery, unshowered, medicated Kristen Stewart and other really uneventful shit that didn’t give me a boner, that felt like a badly produced high school play, and I only laughed at a joke about Abe Lincoln’s assassination…I also liked the Shark attack music the less cool winners who weren’t good for ratings got…while Anne Hathaway coulda gone on in her soft spoken, trying to act sincere, cuz she is an Oscar winner you know, bullshit…….

Maybe I am a hater…cuz I just can’t see past how fucking pathetic it is to celebrate rich and famous people who are already celebrated everyday….for their acting that is essentially lying…that they get overpaid for and that brings no good to the fucking world….other than distract them from real issues….it’s a farce, a lie, and even the winners are fucking obvious…

The only performance that was impressive this year was Hush Puppy in Beasts of the Southern Wild.. cuz she’s 9…..and she was robbed……and thanks to that rejection at a young age…will have horrible repressed memories…so if the Oscars did anything this year…it was teach a young girl about failure at a young age…pretty much ruining her life….thanks for that you assholes…..

I guess they also gave a billion women something to fantasize about too…but that doesn’t mean it didn’t suck, and wasn’t a waste of fucking time…..

Here ares some pics from instagram….

Here is the Jennifer Lawrence Fall…

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2013

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was Oscar weekend and I did so many glamourous things….from getting wasted on an indian reserve with some toothless woman….to working my way to a ghetto club where fat chicks did dancehall dancing up on my dick….in what would have been a nightmare if I wasn’t really fucking into it….because unlike most amazing and beautiful bloggers…I don’t get invited to events, maybe cuz I am a liability, so I make events of my fucking own….that said…I am glad the Oscars are over and done with cuz I can handle another 2 months of people talking about the shit….so that’s why I’m gonna stop right now, thank you very much and need someone with a human touch on webcam…wrist deep…

Here are some morning links…

The 7 Worst Javelin Fails – VIDEO
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What Did The Meteor Shockwave Feel Like In Russia?
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I’m No Prude, But Holy Shit Brandi Glanville Was a Piece of Trash at the Oscars
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Pranking With the sofa Bed – VIDEO
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Nothing Wrong With Some Morning Pokie Nipples!
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Erection Advice Anyone?
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The 50 Hottest Celebrities Who’ve Posed For Playboy
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Free Cam Shows, Let’s Start the Week Right (NSFW)
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Horny Girlfriend Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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WATCH: Michelle Obama’s ‘Evolution of Mom Dancing’ is Funktastic!
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I’d Like to Be All Over Hillary Fisher’s Ass (NSFW)
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Hilary Swank and Rosario Dawson and Emmy Rossum Together at Last
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You Shot Me – The Supercut – VIDEO
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