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2013

20

Feb

Ashley Benson is the Hot Spring Breaker of the Day

I hate “Who Would You Rather Do”….and other virgin losers sitting around the comic book store games…..you know because firstly it’s a waste of time since the option of fucking one, let alone both is pretty much non existent, and that life decision is one that will never happen…..so jerk off fantasies publicly discussed amongst chronic masturbating weirdos…just makes me uncomfortable….

That said, I’d rather do Ashley Benson….and it isn’t a racist thing, or a popularity thing, because I dont know who she is….I just know that Selena Gomez has some weirdness going on in that pantsuit and Vanessa Hudgens is built like a barrel….unless Ashley Benson doctored these pics…which is possible since it was on her instagram…

Ultimately…who cares…this Spring breakers shit has gone too far….ang gets too much press…while really it’ll be the least nude thing Harmony Korine ever made in his attempt at uber mainstream….even though having any movie made, especially in the 90s, is pretty fucking mainstream…he just doesn’t want you knowing that….it fucks with his street cred as an “artist”…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2013

20

Feb

Mila Kunis is the Face of Gemfield of the Day

It turns out that not only is Mila Kunis the fucking worst….despite potentially being the best….all because of the penis she selects for her vagina….something that normally doesn’t bother me..because I know I am not fucking her, I’ve never even met her, and the penis she puts in her doesn’t concern me, I have better things to worry about….but when it is Ashton Kutcher…or the girls who put Ashton Kutcher inside them….it is all I think about when I see their pics….making her a Romantic comedy star I could once handle and even think about fucking in the most dirty of ways…and now all I see is his doppy, privileged, annoying as fuck face….a face that is now working for a rare gem company and I figured I’d post one of the pics…to see her all made up with expensive jewels on herself….because why the fuck not….


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Posted in:Mila Kunis

2013

20

Feb

Alice Goodwin Topless is Today’s Glamour Model of the Day

I don’t know what is funnier….Glamour Models….or the girls I see on Instagram who aspire to be Glamour Models…I guess everyone is figuring out that the real models in the world, the only ones who matter are the Glamour models…all average at best looking…with stupid big tits they like showing off…because it’s all they have going for them….because let’s face it…tits are all that really matter at least when it comes to encouraging everyday busty girls to follow in your footsteps….cuz “she’s not all that hot and I got tits…I can totally do that kind of modeling”….is a great train of thought that leads to me seeing tits I otherwise would never see…and I am a fan of that.

Posted in:Alice Goodwin|NSFW

2013

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

Looks like an erect penis ad made it to the mainpage of the site and for some reason I find that hilarious…I have yelled at the person responsible…which is myself….then I sexually harassed myself cuz erect penis ads make the boss frisky and now I am here to flirt with beautiful girls on social media….while posting pics of girls with no souls…

Let’s get this party started….

I’m Not Sports Fan But This Soccer Goal is Pretty Awesome – VIDEO
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Irene Nell is a Vlawless victory from Cape Town (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Be Jessica Simpson. Wait, What?
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Meanwhile in Russia of the Day – VIDEO
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Molly Cavalli Isn’t Shy (NSFW)
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Celebrity Tweets of the Day
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Chrissy Teigen Flaunts Her Amazing Body In Beach Bunny Swimwear
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Free Cam Shows Help Us All Get Through the Week (NSFW)
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Amateur is Self Fisting (NSFW)
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Woman Defies Odds By Having TWO Sets of Identical Twins At Onces
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Shannon is One Sexy Blonde (NSFW)
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CNN is Encouraging Drug Use – VIDEO
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2013

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL DIMALAUREN Loves You….

I don’t think I am ever gonna get used to having sex with my wife after she gets her diabetic foot amputated….I mean I already can’t stand fucking her…now it’s just gonna be a horrible nightmare….and I generally like amputee porn.

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Spring Breakers Hotness Tour Continues
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Oscar Pistorius Tells His Side Of The Story And It Doesn’t Make Any Sense
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Paris Hilton Celebrating her Birthday is Horrible Cuz it Means She’s Not Dead Yet…..
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Alison Brie Freestyle Rap
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Lucy Pinder’s Hot Naked Nuts Shoot
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Maggie Simpson in her Oscar Nominated Movie
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Pole Dance Battle
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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These Pictures of Rosie Jones Are Like Nothing You’ve Seen Before
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Elisandra Tomacheski Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day
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Katherine Webb Is Really Going Through With The ‘Splash’ Thing
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It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday Once Again (NSFW)
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April Cherise is Rocking Lingerie Properly! (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of (NSFW)
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Russia Made a Flying Car….Kinda… – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart – Chinese Magazine Edition
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20 People Who Had One Job, and Failed Miserably at It
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Miss Booty Brazil is Hilarious
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How to Fix a Bad Tattoo
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Clive Davis is a Sister
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Cat Vs DVD
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Dorky Chick and a Vibrator (NSFW)
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Wanna Live in Borats House?
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Kayleigh Topless at the Beach (NSFW)
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Lisa Lampanelli is an Attention Whore of the Day
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Sara Jean Underwood Photo Collection (NSFW)
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How About a Little Lesbian BDSM (NSFW)
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace & Nicola McLean Drunken Upskirt (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Jessica Biel
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The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
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Buckle Up User Boobs (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Bad Gift Prank
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Andressa Urach Thong Bikini on the Beach
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Best of the Web
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Weatherman Pansses Out
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Claudia Romani Slutting Out for Attention of the Day
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A Fast Robot….in Action
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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Boob Watch: ROUND TWO
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Camoyflaged Cell Phone Towers (SITE NSFW)
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Hot Babes Doing Cosplay = A Geek’s Dream Come True (28 Pics)
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Armed Thieves Steal $50 Million In Diamonds From Plane On Brussels Airport Runway [Photos]
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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A Combo Random/Slutty Photo Dump (NSFW)
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Emanuela Folliero Is One Super Foxy MILF (NSFW)
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And More MILF Hotness Courtesy of Alessandra Ambrosio
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Teen Goes Wild on the Web Cam (NSFW)
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Paris Hilton Posed While Her Boyfriend Bled on a Stretcher
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Eve Backtracks On Claim Britney Spears Isn’t Singing On ‘Scream & Shout’
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Big Jailbait Titties in the Snow
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The Video the FBI Didn’t Want you to See
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Trying to Look Down Courtney Cox’s Shirt
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Sarah Jessica Parker Trying to Be Sexy
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Danielle Sharp Hot in some Photoshoot
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Here’s a Charming Sloth
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Now Those Are Some Hard Nipples
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Get a Stronger Boner
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Filipina Playing with her Asshole
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Cam Girl Masturbates
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Drunk Girl Titty Flash
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Sexy BBW – Impossible – I Know
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Broken Lesbians
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Feb

Minka Kelly’s Got Hard Nipples at an Event of the Day

Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…..who ultimately end up stripping too….where Minka Kelly went onto act in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…but only because she’s got hard nipples…something I used to masturbate to when I was 14….true story…..and I guess when momma was a stripper…you learn all the right tricks on how to get the best Tips….


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2013

19

Feb

Nicole Trunfio Modeling Swimwear of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is a low level model who has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off…maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, I mean there must be something for her to do…she can’t just sit and see her friend get more airtime than her…that isn”t fair….and I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….It’s kinda sad, but not as sad as the fact that she ignores me when I leave commments on her instagram….showing off matching Rolex’s with her more successful model friends…just trying to fit in…one titty at a time….

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2013

19

Feb

Kate Upton Grabbin’ At Genevieve Morton Tit of the Day

I wonder how I missed this Kate Upton social media pic of her grabbing at South African model, who was also in SI Swimsuit, because she’s got huge tits, Genevieve Morton’s tits….because it hit the internet on Valentine’s Day….maybe I was too busy being romantic for my wife….by trying to fuck other girls….or maybe I just don’t pay attention to pig looking women, even if they have massive tits, because I prefer my women to be lean and lovely, not big and dumpy…..but it happened, here’s the pic…we can all move on now….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

19

Feb

Jacqueline Oloniceva for Agent Provocateur Lingerie of the Day

Jacqueline Oloniceva is a relatively unknown model…and she’s doing some catalog shots for what is probably the more interesting of the lingerie companies out there…because they tap into old classy throwback shit….that comes across as high quality, borderline fetish gear for the average shopper willing to spend 4 times the price on underwear than at Victoria’s Secret…and it is worth it…cuz it has that 1920s imported lace sexiness…versus the functional and scientific implant making padded bras of Victoria’s Secret….which are deceiving….and more importantly in every trailer park in north america….

So that when you undress a girl and she’s wearing Agent Provocateur….you know she’s probably the kind of girl who washes her vagina regularly and who uses those fancy powders and perfumes on herself….to makes eating her out taste less like a loose meat sandwich….and more like heaven….

Posted in:Jacqueline Oloniceva

2013

19

Feb

Toni Garrn Titties for 25 Magazine of the Day

Toni Garrn is a 20 year old model…from Germany…who is on the farm team for Victoria’s Secret…after already walking for them in 2011 and doing a few campaigns for them over the last 2 years….you know being conditioned to see if she’s worthy of being trapped in their Victoria’s Secret cage…and I guess while she’s waiting for them to give her a contract…cuz as of now they haven’t….she’s keeping busy by wearing latex and posing topless for some fashion magazine…probably for free…just to get her name out there….and you know what…that’s the best stratgy there is….I mean that and sex tape….cuz really that’s all I’m interested in….

Posted in:NSFW|Toni Garrn