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2013

19

Feb

Rihanna Dressed Seriously Inapropriate by the Pool of the Day

Rihanna is an alleged ex teenage hooker….and she’s pretty sold her soul to the devil to get to this level of celebrity…that really must be kind of insane for her to manage…being from a small island where the most action you get is sucking of Simon Cowell at the Polo club….if you’re lucky….and in selling her soul…and showcasing to the world that she’s got no real morals or values…and that she’s go no real self respect or care for her fans….and that she’s pretty much an exhibitionist….these poolside pics are a disappointment…I expect more spread labia…and tears…as she continues to lose herself in her fame….because it always fucking happens…it’s just a matter of when….a ticking timebomb…I want to see more naked…but not of that Kate Upton lookin thing bending over her for the camera….

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

19

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Scary in Paper Magazine of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is in Paper Magazine and she’s dressed like Janet from Three’s Company, after she moves to New York in 82, and becomes a speed shoot, coked up hooker to compensate for being the second rate girl in the apartment all those years….

I don’t really get what’s going on here, but then again, I don’t really get Vanessa Hudgen’s celebrity…she’s not that hot, she’s hairy, and she hasn’t performed in NUDES since she was 17….and I figure if at 17 your down or show sings that you are down to have my kind of fun….by 21 or 22 you’ll be actually fucking donkeys on stage for a dollar tip….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s a disappointment.


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

19

Feb

Katherine Webb in a Bathing Suit on Celebrity Diving of the Day

Katherine Webb is some insignificant Miss Alabama who didn’t quite make it to be Miss USA…but who did make it to SI Swimsuit this month…which was a huge break for an otherwise loser….and in opening doors of opportunity that make no fucking sense….she’s also staring on a show called Celebrity Diving, which also goes by the name “ABC HAS NO MORE IDEAS”….cuz seriously, that’s a horrible fucking concept for a show…and the fact that it happened almost makes me mad that my three shows I’ve pitched the last 10 years have been rejected….because I should have just shat out something like “Celebrity DIvivng”….it’d be my ticket out of this fucking hell….a hell filled with pics of Katherine Webb in her bathing suit….

Here’s her cameltoe:

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Posted in:Katherine Webb

2013

19

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Sucking her Thumb of the Day

This is just fucking weird…I mean I get that she’s just playing up for the paparazzi, showing everyone that she’s a comedian, like when she busts horrible jokes every time she is being interviewed, but for some reason it just taps into a weird place in my mind, a memory of a woman I once loved, who used to dress me up like a baby, or herself as a baby and get down to business…..and even the fact that thumbsuckers grow up to be fantastic at sucking dick….seeing adults do the shit…just creeps me out…especially after I’ve just fucked them…..but I guess the good news in all this is that no dick is too small for this mouth…giving a lot of you hope for a better tomorrow….


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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

19

Feb

Some Emmy Rossum and Emma Greenwell Nudity for TV of the Day

Shameless is actually a pretty interesting, hardcore, show and it’s got William H Macy and a gang of opportunists who are willing to get naked to advance their careers, which has worked for Emmy Rossum as she ventures off into Disney Movies, while her day job involves simulating sex like a pornstar…..and she’s doing it with some girl named Emma Greenwell, who is also trying to advance her career through getting naked, the way I like careers to be advanced…..I guess the casting director at Shameless likes girls who’s name start with the letters EMMMMMMMM…..because here’s Emmy and Emma in this week’s episode…getting naked….cuz that’s what they do…

Here’s big Hollywood star Emmy Rossum:

Here’s up and comer Emma Greenwell:

Posted in:Emma Greenwell|Emmy Rossum|HBOobs|NSFW

2013

19

Feb

Irina Shayk for Beach Bunny of the Day

Irina Shayk is amazing….and I am not just saying that because the weird creepy photographer said she was….but because listening to her accent while looking at her fantastic face….and body….blows me the fuck away…that even these catalog shots, that are normally boring as shit when done by companies like Victoria’s Secret, are killer…..as is her ass….not to mention knowing she’s in an arranged marriage with a homosexual…makes her vagina more appealing than it already is…cuz I like girls who make sacrifices to get ahead…like prostituting themselves and not for sex….especially when those sacrifices are for satanic rituals….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

19

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM and she’s lovely….

The nice thing about having sex with girls from the internet is lying to them about who you are….and convincing them to marry you….because let’s face it….the internet is still a place where you can be anyone you want…and for some reason…I chose to be an unlikeable pervert with a bad attitude who makes no money….or maybe that’s just what chose me…

Here are some morning links….

Fun With Rally Car Driving – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Alice Goodwin is Almost Too Perfect (NSFW)
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What’s a Day in Celeb News Without Some Courtney Stodden Insanity – VIDEO
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Karate Fails – A Compilation – VIDEO
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The Week in Playmate Instagrams
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Cara Delevingne Covers Vogue UK
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Hayden Panettiere For Nylon’s March Issue
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Free Cam Shows, Make the Most of Your Morning (NSFW)
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19 Year Old Gets Naughty on the Webcam (NSFW)
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Two Brothers Win Kansas Lottery, Celebrate by Blowing Up Their House
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Well Hello Whitney Rose (NSFW)
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Fun at a Russian Gas Station – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

More of this stepDADDY girl can be found at AT HER SITE

Long weekends are for pussies…for real men…everyday is a long weekend….real unemployed men who can’t afford to pay for a fucking case of beer at the store….real men who don’t need the luxuries of life cuz they get in the way of being a lazy failure who would be disappointed in himself if he wasn’t too busy kickin’ it….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Brazilian Butts! Let’s Celebrate Them in Their Glory Together!
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Alec Baldwin Was Probably Channelling His Inner Mel Gibson of the Day
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Kate and Pippa Middleton in Bikinis of the Day
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CNN Encourages Drug Use
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Jess Pare Titties for Elle
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Some Next Level Juggling….freaks
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The 50 Hottest Celebrity Daughters. Get to Know Them Here!
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Ashley Tisdale is Doing the White Trash Thing and I Like It
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I’m Not Basketball Expert, You Should Probably Get Extra Points If You Slam Dunk YOURSELF – VIDEO
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Some Crazy Fan Sort But Not Really Attacked Rihanna and Here’s the Weird Story
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When It Comes to Chicks, A Birds Eye View is Always Nice (NSFW)
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Trolling the Law Looks Like a Lot of Fun, No?
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Somebody Please Pull Oprah’s Lips Off Of Beyonce’s Ass – VIDEO
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An Asian Hottie Will Make Any Day Better, If You Ask Me (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Are Glorious!!! Enjoy (NSFW)
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WATCH: Girl Gets Punk’d into Thinking She’s a Wanted Felon – VIDEO
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This Sexy Teen Hottie is Getting Off to Star Trek, Which I Am Sure You Can Relate To (NSFW)
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Jessica Pare is Marrying Material If You Ask Me
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A Topless Wing Eating Contest? YES PLEASE (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweethearts! – COUPLE EDITION
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Hannah Davis is See Through and Just Made Me Her Biggest Fan (NSFW)
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Ship Gets Lauched
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Caprice in Her Bikini
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Pug VS Mechanical Spider
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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Robin Williams Do a Pilot for CBS
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Skier Mocks Avalanche with a Flip
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This Tattooed Hottie Knows How to Have Fun Alone (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Shows Some Ass Cheeks, WOW! (NSFW)
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Jeremy Renner’s Baby Mama is a Total Hottie
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Kate Upton is Doing the Cowgirl Thing
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Behati Prinsloo is a Victoria’s Secret Model That Deserves More Attention
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The Funniest Props to Ever Appear on The Simpsons
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Okay, Okay, So Maybe Tits Aren’t ALWAYS a Good Thing (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Body Slamming a Cactus = Not Thing Guys Brightest Moment – VIDEO
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Caroline Corinth Looks Fantastic in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Nothing Like a Good Old Fashioned Robbery to Promote Family Bonding! – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Miela Strips Out of her Sexy Red Lingerie in the Bathroom (NSFW)
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Jessica Gomes and Julie Henderson in SI Swimsuit
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Russian Gas Station Insanity
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Lesbian Jillian Michaels in Health Magazine
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Woman Kisses Lion
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Yoga Pants Have A Certain Hypnotizing Quality To Them
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Lesbian Teens At Play and I’m Loving It
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Regular Sex Linked To Reduced Risk Of Heart Disease? Aww Yeaaaa
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Ahhhhhhh We Never See Enough of Kate Beckinsale
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This Amateur Teen is Giving Us What We Want (NSFW)
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Joanna Krupa Wins the Tournament of Hotness If You Ask Me
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Awesome Guitarist
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60 Pics of Julianne Hough
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Natasha Bernard & Adaora Akubilo in SI Swimsuit
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Eating People’s Leftover Prank
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Young Amazing Threesome
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Female Masturbation Compilation
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Amateur Anal
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Amateur Blowjob
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Petite Blonde and her Boyfriend
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White Girls Disappointing their Parents
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Chubby Cam Show
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Feb

Xenia Deli for Hanky Panky of the Day

I have had sex with different girls in Hanky Panky underwear over the last few years….they like it because it doesn’t leave any underwear lines…I like it because it means I am about to have sex with a girl who was wearing Hanky Panky underwear…and if that wasn’t exciting and perfect enough, the company, who has already done so much for me…by wrapping the vagina I eat up….has put Xenia Deli in their underwear catalog shots and she’s fucking rockin’….the kind of deli panty sandwich meat I’d like to eat all day…. you see what I did there? Exactly…

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

18

Feb

Rosie Jones in Some Traditional Modeling of the Day

When you hose down the Glamour off the Glamour model and throw her in some low budget photoshoot for some ghetto swimwear that looks like it was done by a Sears photographer, you really get a sense of how not hot they actually are….you know when the tits are covered up, the body doesn’t look nearly as rockin’ and that obscure shaped face is not that of anyone who should be getting paid to be in front of the camera….reminding us just how important tits are in the grand scheme of a Glamour model, who has no business being a model, other than the whole getting naked shit, career….

This is for some shit called Simply Swim and it’s trash. I bet they were so stoked when they booked Rosie Jones…never expecting it to end like this…

Posted in:Rosie Jones