I don’t know if it is racism, or just not caring, when it comes to trying to differentiate Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens…because as far as I’m concerned they are virtually the same thing….the token ethnic looking girl….who battles with her weight….and does whatever it takes for publicity, whether it is dating a gay pop star or dating a gay costar….or taking nude pics at 17 of your bush that you shaved earlier that day but it grows back so fast with the whole being a fucking monkey thing…
Now they are both collectively trying to re-invent themselves, together, doing Harmony Korine smut, and I guess these pics are from the wild and crazy life of a poptart promotional tour….who cares….just look a how they pose though….
Gina Gershon is some 50 year old pile of Botox who was in my favorite movie of all time Cocktail…..and my second favorite movies Showgirls….and she doesn’t look a day over “She’s a fucking robot sent here to eat our fucking babies”….you see cuz there’s something hilarious about Botox and that is that when a bitch is 50 and has less wrinkles than a 20 year old, you know her skin taught like a condom, not that you have that problem and either do I, but I assume her face is what it is like….not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s in a shitty see through dress and you can see her menopausal tits in their menopausal bra….and I guess that’s erotic to some of you so Imma bring it.
In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that….
Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up….
She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….
The only think I like about what lesbians have brought to the world….other than bootleg sperm donor black market…is the no bra/wife beater look…..because in the late 90s….lesbians didn’t want to be objectified as women but instead want the freedoms of men…and can’t let a bra oppress them more than their vaginas already do….so they go out to parks, parades and lesbian night clubs topless, or in wife beaters that are sheer enough that they should be topless…and despite the lack of sex appeal of the lesbian….it has spilled out to the mainstream…where more than just lesbians wear the wifebeaters now….everyday hipster chicks do to…and apparently so do bored, trapped in their prison that is their house on their pile of money thanks to selling their soul to the entertainment industry, forcing them to stage photoshoots for their virtual fans, because they have nothing else to do…and I like it…ALL OF IT…the whole sell your soul and suffer package deal….coupled with a tight fit body in a beater…making Miley magical…
Everyone knows that the only models that count…you know the only “REAL” models out there…are these UK Glamour models….who aren’t all that hot, or even photogenic, you know who would never be considered for modeling jobs, unless it was for a friend with a t-shirt company or a car wash that needed someone for an ad or flyer….because they are short, kinda dumpy and not the standard dimensions of an actual model, but they have these tits and this willingness to get topless for the camera, and that in and of itself is worth celebrating….you know that an average looking girl can get so far all because she’s a fucking C-cup that’s willing to show her C-cup….and it’s nice to see old values of a male dominated world…where titties get girls ahead still exists….
Yes, that says stepGIRL on her arm….via our friends at GGW
So….a girl I had sex with once and didn’t finish with reported her pregnancy to social media today…to which I responded “I hope it isn’t mine, cuz if my sperm have the athletic ability I have, it’d take about 10 years to climb up the fallopian tube…”…to which everyone laughed and laughed except the girl who I had sex with…cuz let’s face it you’re not supposed to have sex with your half sister…and even if she wasn’t my half sister she’d probably be ashamed…that’s just how I’m living people.
Mindy McCready, some troubled country singer who got Rihanna’d by a man before it was cool, tried to kill herself a lot times, cuz she’s a self absorbed victim who was also exploited by Dr Drew on Celebrity Rehab and more importantly FILMED A SEX TAPE FOR VIVID …..cuz she hit “rock bottom”….
Well she has finally succeeded at her suicide, which I guess isn’t really succeeding at all, because suicide is for fucking losers who have no respect for the joys and comedy life has to offer even when it fucking sucks…because death sucks more…and is a pussy escape strategy and mental health issues, drug addiction issues or not, fuck yourself for trying to off yourself…you fucking loser.
She was a mom of two, and despite having kids, her selfishness, and the suicide of her “soulmate” in January drove her to this, without thinking about her fucking kids….I hate her.
I have friends who have killed themselves and I fucking hate them for it….I don’t care how weak they are…it’s fucking waste and their graves deserve to be pissed on…on in this case…maybe their SEX TAPE should be masturbated to before it becomes creepy and necrophilic to do so….
I have no respect for addicts or for suicide…
That’s all I gotta say on this one…other than Suicide makes me so fucking mad and all I think about are those she left behind, like a 10 month old baby, and the dying kids with cancer, and really anyone with any disease who died and would have loved to keep living, while jerks like this just shit on life. It disgusts me at my core….
I am still filled with unrequited love…also known as a boner that needs servicing…
Despite having a truckload of slutty girls throwing themselves at me because of the site….it’s low level internet fame…that’s how it works….and I hate it…cuz groupies for such silly things are not hot, I prefer a challenge….and despite my being married to a fat chick I don’t want to fuck….the only thing I want to fuck is street hookers, down on their luck, willing and excited to take my 10 bucks….it’s what I know, what I am used to, it is home to me…..the worse they smell the better….all toothless and scab filled lives…
I couldn’t find any prowling the streets last night…but there is always tonight….always someone desperate enough….I believe in a thing called hookers…
Here are some stepLINKS….
Rihanna Spent Valentines Day Alone in a Sexy Red Dress GO
Ariana Grande is the next generation of tween starlets who I’ve never heard of, you know the new Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, even though she’s pretty much the same age as them, only instead of running off to do SMUT, she’s still knee deep in the Disney candy coated bullshit shows that perverts everywhere watch with their kids, making her a 19 year old that is pretty well lusted after by dads everywhere….and I guess single dudes weird enough to watch kids shows for the pussy….which unfortunately isn’t something I do…despite how pathetic it sounds…I just stick to the self shot upskirt pics they release to the internet…that’s more my thing…even if I like my pantyhose crotches to be more ripped, stained, wet, amazing….
Eva Herzigova is naked for some ad campaign and it is about as exciting as you’d expect it to be, you know since it is for fashion and not for spread vaginas or gynecological equipment or cervix jewelry…even though cervix jewelry is the only accessory I am into this year…but I guess no one cares about my needs…assholes.
