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2013

15

Feb

NSFW Harlem Shake of the Day

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How about some Harlem Shake with some titties cuz titties make everything….even Harlem Shake…aka the most revolutionary and important internet video movement….the planking of its generation…..the Call me Maybe and Gangnam style cover of 2013…just when you thought Harlem Shake couldn’t get any fucking better….

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2013

15

Feb

Nicki Minaj Does Some Booty Pics of the Day

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I don’t like anything about Nicki Minaj…not even her titties…because she’s full of shit…her songs are annoying and she’s just some manufactured garbage on some Lady Gaga kick…only targeting god knows who….instead of god knows what…if you know what I mean….

Her outfits, her act, her everything is just so fucking fake….she’s went to theatre school….so you know how that is…

But I am not against her tweeting booty pics, of what is some serious booty, cuz she’s dumpy, cuz these are straight out of a video vixen’s social media pages…and they rock…not cuz they are the hottest but cuz they totally didn’t have to happen….she’s above this…already famous…god knows what she’s trying to prove…but I’m into her continuing to prove it.

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2013

15

Feb

The KTLA Crew are Ridiculous of the Day

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[removed video because it was on autoplay and annoying]

I have watched the KTLA morning crew a few times and I always laugh because they are tanned, vapid, cunts who you know are in LA to be actors, but end up broadcasting news like actors…and every time I see them do anything, I think Bootleg Ryan Seacrest….but watching their commentary on the Russian Meteor, from the parody “news voice”…to the bad jokes about imagining it happend Decemeber 21….I mean this nonsense is considered news…I feel like I’m a beauty pageant listening to twats talk about world peace….these idiots be so silly.

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2013

15

Feb

SI Swimsuit Harlem Shake of the Day

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I did a TOP 7 or 8 Bikini Harlem Shake videos which was really the first 7 or 8 Harlem Shake Videos I saw with bikini….and in keeping up with all thing viral and internet video trend….the people at SI shot this Harlem Shake video with all their models who were in Vegas for the magazine launch….and ironically none of them were in bikinis…but like all Harlem Shake videos…it’s worth the watch….

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2013

15

Feb

Christina Ricci’s Showing Some Bra of the Day

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Christina Ricci is a martyr….who attacked our freedom the day she decided to cut off her massive tits…the same massive tits who made her matter in the 90s…massive tits she hated cuz it fucked with her anorexic look….. But at least she’s showing some bra…to remind us of titties that were….and that are now just anchor scars….too small and substantial to show off without a bra….a tragedy to say the least…

More importantly… at least she’s got Miley in the
background lookin’ dumb as shit to save her….

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2013

15

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Hot for Valentine’s Day

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Hayden Panettiere getting fake tits to balance out her broad manly back…was a pretty good strategy…cuz no one likes a gymnast body that doesn’t get its period…except maybe closet cases and her countless fans….who were weirdly obsessed with her long before she started posing for instagram like some weird rich housewife from Texas on her 20th wedding anniversary, in what would normally be considered tacky if her gown wasn’t 20,000 dollars….you get the new money vibe I’m talking…I mean unless you’re too busy staring at her new titties…cuz with new titties comes a period of acceptance…and getting used to them…all this to say…this pic is hot….

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2013

15

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Isn’t Awful From Behind of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale has ugly face watch doesn’t matter…you don’t have to deal with it when you’re staring at her ass…which could be a better ass…you know based on all her fitness…but I guess she’s been letting herself go now that she’s found love and realizes that she’s a second rate Selena Gomez/Vanessa Hudgens cuz she lacks the ethnic vibe but more importantly cuz she’s got a wonky face…a face you don’t have to deal with when you’re staring at her from behind…..

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2013

15

Feb

Helena Christensen 2006 Nudes for Purple Magazine of the Day

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#FBF that is Flashback Friday for all you non-social media addicted losers who don’t keep in touch with what the under 25 crowd is doing…even if the under 25 crowd looks the best naked…and thanks to a fucked up internet filled upbrining….are naked a lot…often times on social media…like the other day when I re-tweeted a girl who was fucking herself with a knife….a fucking knife….an accomplishment she was so proud of that she took the pic from different angles….to really lets us know there was penetration….all for the social acceptance of her peers, 90 percent of whom she’s never met, cuz I guess we all wanna be famous, except me.

Well, these nudes of Helena Christensen may not be of her at 25, cuz she’s in her 40s, and even a flashback of her nude pics from 2006, mean she was likely still in her 40s when they were shot, but in a lot of ways I find them inspiring…and those ways are NOOODZ!!!!

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2013

15

Feb

Miley Cyrus Showing Her Stomach of the Day

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I am a fan of Miley Cyrus…part of me thinks it is because she reminds me of a cartoon mule…all wonky faced and speaking in some country hick twang…the other part of me thinks it has to do with her tight little teen body that is no longer a teen but thanks to Disney’s doping to keep her young forever…she’s all fuck tight bodied and awesome too look at…and the last part of me just likes the combination of all her money and all the emotional damage and baggage she probably has…like a time bomb brewing inside her…for selling her soul to the public instead of just living off Billy Ray’s money….and I love being part of those breakdowns…

Here is her stomach for social media…I like it.

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2013

15

Feb

Emilia Clarke for GQ of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones…a show all you wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin motherfuckers….because ever since I found out fantasy existed, in shitty books, shitty video games, and then in shitty clubs at the college level who played Magic Cards and hand sword battles in the woods like 7 year olds at 30, it made me uncomfortable…but staring at a chick, who isn’t really sexy, trying to be sexy, whether she’s on fantasy shows, or dating Seth Macfarlane and his billion dollar empire that is probably annoying to be around, cuz you know he never stops with his idiotic voices, doesn’t make me uncomfortable…if anything, I like it.

IF YOU’RE INTERESTED I’ve Posted Her Tits Before

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