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2013

14

Feb

Karolina Kurkova Grabs Her Tits for Valentine’s Day

Karolina Kurkova wishes you a happy Valentines Day by grabbing at her amazing model tits…and I think that’s a pretty decent thing to do…considering it is probably more than anyone else is doing for you…and even if it is some generic shit that means nothing….like most Valentine’s Day bullshit…where the only thing that is real is your sadness and disappointment in life….even when you’re in happy relationships…while I like the only real thing to be me fucking girls filled with sadness and disappointment….cuz really that’s the key to fucking my life…as someone who doesn’t feel those silly emotions…and instead just finds joy in everyone else’s despression…..

I mean sure, it’d be better if she was in my mouth, sitting on my face, grinding my chin with her egg hole, but I’ll take this generic shit….cuz like you….I got nothing better going on.

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2013

14

Feb

Kim Kardashian Amateur Pics Slut Pics of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a pretty funny machine….you know with a team of idiots crafting her every move…from Ballroom dancing Ryan Seacrest, to publicits to the porn companies she has deals with…she’s just a pile of bullshit….money making bullshit…that feeds her mom’s ego….

So now she’s gone to posting flattering pics of her fat ass, from flattering angles, that were obviously shot before she got pregnant, or even before she turned 30 and into a pile of dumpy shit that Ray J peed on, back when she watched what she ate, cuz it mattered to her…before the straps, fake gym visits….and as long as she’s broadcasting the tits that made her….before it all fell apart at the seems…I am not against it…cuz Kim Kardashian of the past…is far less offensive…I mean I don’t even think this is her….and that’s a good look for her.

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2013

14

Feb

Top 10 Ugly Couples for Valentines of the Day

I hate Valentines Day and I hate love…for a lot of reasons……not because I hate romance, I use that as a strategy to get laid because people are idiots..see cuz I like writing love songs….and the next great american love story…

I hate Valentines day and love because comes with some much annoying responsibility….unnecessary responsibility…like having to be nice to someone who has trapped you in a prison hell…who you hate all to keep up appearances cuz society wants you to….

Most relationships that last involve ugly people who found each other cuz no one wants them….or people who have just fucking giving up on life…

Here’s a compilation of Top 10 ugly couples…which is really the first 10 ugly couples I found…..cuz I didn’t invent this idea…I’m just using on Valentines Day

10 – Those who goth together at the all you can eat buffet every night – stay together….

9- Those who’s gender can’t be determined -“I’m the guy, no you’re the guy”- stay together…

8- Young love at the handicap institution don’t have many options when it comes to finding someone in the same level of retardation – stay together

7- Once you’ve Shared a Banana with Someone you Know You Can Share your Life with them…..

6- When your passion is nudism and cats…and you find someone into that…you know it is forever

5- When obese, and willing to climb a tree for a fat chick, despite the risk of having a heart attack, for an undeserving fat chick, even if she’s the only girl you’ve had sex with, you know you are connected at the emotional eating…

4 – When you find someone willing to dress like the Wizard of Oz for a picture next to you Real Estate Signs – you know there’s very little they won’t do for you….Love.

3- Even if your love ends in a horrible Chainsaw Massacre thanks to his love of chainsaws so deep he brings them everywhere….until having to defend his chainsaw’s honor for murdering those who don’t understand their love….it still counds as “til death do us part”….even if that death is premature….cuz you married a serial killer freak…

2- Ugly People, Ugly Sweaters, But Still Willing to have a Good Laugh at the shitty hand they were dealt, while showcasing their shitty bodies…laughing at their misery together…is Romance…

1 – Sometimes words can’t describe what you’re feeling but….a picture says all you need….

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2013

14

Feb

Reeva Steenkamp Memorial Pics of the Day

You’ve probably all heard that Oscar “Blade Runner” Olympic freak with no legs Pistorius….from South Africa… who came in last at the last Olympics…instead of first at the SPecial Olympics….who they took out of the Special Olympics for some PR Kick…has killed his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp….by shooting her in his house….

Now, it’s safe to say that when you have no legs, trusting a girl isn’t with you for the exposure, because you know she’s probably not really into amputee sex, and that she is into being seen as the girl who dates amputees for the media, making you hate her just for loving you to begin with……is probably an issue…

It is also safe to say that if you’re a girl who is dating an amputee olympic runner, who you have had a volatile relationship with and who has a gun….

Sure South Africa isn’t a safe place….and robber is a good excuse….but she’s dead and he shot her…whether accident or not….and that hero with no legs defying odds profile they did on him at the Olympics won’t fool me…if anything I thought he was cheating with performance enhancing robot equipment….

Here is her last tweet – creepy and Sad

Here are some of her model pics…RIP….fallen half naked soldier…

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2013

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Happy Valentines Day….even if you’re single, cuz girls are easy…..unless you’re the Olympic Runner with no legs…in which case….that ringing in your ear from all the nagging may be over….but a whole lot of headaches are about to start…idiot.

Eat lots of chocolate, trick girls into fucking you with flowers, spend money you don’t have, leave an impact…it is Valentines Day and that’s what you need to do…

Here are some morning links….

Baby Helps Bring the LOLS – VIDEO
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And THIS is Why I Am Never Having Kids
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GIVE IT UP FOR BANANA JOE!!!
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Dog Drives Himself to the Park, No Biggie
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Why Can’t I Bang Jennifer Lawrence?
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Two Drunk Russians – VIDEO
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Vivienne Jolie-Pitt is Better Than You
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The 50 Funniest “Workaholics” GIFs
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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy (NSFW)
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How About Some Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW)
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TACO BEL JUST BLEW MY FUCKING MIND
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Mellissa is Pretty Much My Dream Woman (NSFW)
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This Sea Turtle Got Prosthetics, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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2013

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Valentine’s Day tomorrow – which means lots of horny single girls willing to fuck…. lots of disappointed girls in relationships looking for more cuz their man just let them down for the last time….lots of opportunity to charm them even if you have no charm….because the next 3 days is like hunting cow at a dairy farm….you know easy fucking pickings….but you’re not going to take advantage of that….cuz you are scared of girls…but you should…

Here are some stepLINKS>

Lindsay Lohan is Pathetic of the Day
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Why Am I Not Surprised That Kesha Drank Her Own Piss Once?
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Alba in a Kissing Booth on Kimmel
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Mila Kunis Cleavage for Allure
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Epic Ski Fail
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How To: Win a Race With STYLE – VIDEO
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Michelle Jenneke Takes Her Viral Stretching Sensation to the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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Rosanna Davison’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures
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Lindsay’s New Lawyer Already Hates Her
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These Camel Toes Will Make You Weak at the Knees (30 Pics) (NSFW)
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A Whole Lot of Amanda is Fine By Me (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows You Will Love, I Promise (NSFW)
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Will Ferrell Dresses as Security Guard, Ejects Shaq From Lakers Game
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Sexy Arab Girl is Showing Of
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Kinky Phone Sex Couple End Relationship in Massacre
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Here’s Some Mila Kunis, Just Because
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Humans VS Airbags
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Beyonce in a Weirdo See Through
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How To Win a Race With Style
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Here’s a Video of Terry Nova Washing a Car (NSFW)
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Michelle Keegan in FHM Magazine (SITE NSFW)
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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FINALLY Kate Upton Topless with Only Body Paint = NIPPLES (NSFW)
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And Here’s Some Jennifer Aniston
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James Franco is a Natural Deep Throater
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Star Magazine is Probably GOnna Get Sued Over These Kate Middleton Bikini Shots
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Top 20 Most Believable BigFoot Encounters
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Looking Good Sweetheart (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jessica Alba Was in a Kissing Booth – VIDEO
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Bar Refaeli Hotness
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Teen Jeopardy WIn
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Dog Drives Himself to the Park
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Girl on Girl Massage Hotness (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Courtney Elliss
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Someone We Actually Like: Jeopardy’s ‘Leonard Cooper’ (And His Dope Lopsided Fro) Wins Big With Funny-Surprising Final Answer! [Video]
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Lesbian and a Big Ass Strap On (NSFW)
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Florida Couple Addicted To Coffee Enemas
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Ahhhhhh Miranda Kerr Hotness
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She’s Got a Big Old Dildo In Her Pussy (NSFW)
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Some Miley Cyrus, Just Because
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Cat Watching Hockey
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Spiderman Kissing Prank
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Ryan Seacrest Gets Ballroom Dancing Show
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Weird Blowjob Contest – Weird
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Pink Hair Blowjob
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This German Girl is Built Fucking Well
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Chick Worships Feet
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Vintage Handjob Compilation
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Busty Girl Vs Ugly GUy
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Black Foot Job
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Webcam Threesome Featuring a Babe
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

13

Feb

The Weeknd’s Hot New Video with Titties of the Day

I am all about any music video with naked chicks in it….whether they are hot, gutter, or fat…..or strippers…or models…or actors…or just girls in a club…and whether the song is good, bad, or whatever, I will watch the shit…over and over again…like this was the 90s and this was the Spice Girls first video, where Mel B was all hard nippled the entire time in her green tank top….those were the days….masturbating to MTV….

Either way, this The Weeknd character is getting pretty huge, he’s from Canada, his manager once touched me inappropriately, and the girls in his video are fucking winners across the board…I couldn’t have cast this shit any better….

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2013

13

Feb

Klara Klassman is a Dream of the Day

I don’t know who Klara Klassman is…but I’d like…because she’s perfect..and totally exciting, fresh and new in a grimy as fuck, just wants to be a model, and is doing a good enough job to get me to notice, kind of way….

It is one of life’s great tragedies that I have only heard about her today I feel like all those years of jerking off to other girls was me cheating on her….

Maybe I am just being too romantic, I always get like this on Valentine’s Day….

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2013

13

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt For Shape Magazine and Some Stills from her Music Video of the Day

The nice thing about the internet is all the pervert….especially when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt…because there’s something about her that really speaks to the over 30 year old virgin who has been masturbating to her since Dawson’s Creek or whatever socially awkward show I just assumed you had to be gay to watch…..because with all those perverts come screen caps of her music video that I posted weeks ago….and for some reason…I felt it was worthy of a post…because seeing her shit still frame…just makes me laugh….kinda like how all the guys she tries to marry and have babies with laugh…only without all the satisfaction….I mean unless you’re like me and get joy knowing she didn’t eat for a week and had at least 5 enemas in the making of this video….and yet her body still looks sloppy….and jobbing…I love it.

Here she is for shape….

These may be stills – but they be jiggling to me…

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2013

13

Feb

McKayla Maroney in a Leotard of the Day

There are s a few things about McKayla Maroney that are creepy, the first being that perverts everywhere find her hot….and I get that perverts don’t care that she’s 17….I mean 16 is legal here….and with all the hormones in the food and shit…what difference does 6 months between now and 18 really make…especially when she’s old enough to represent your country in the olympics…then she’s old enough for you to lust after…or something…..but the reality is that unlike all the girls you see in short shorts with big boobs as their dads shake their head in disappointment….while secretly loving when they have sleep overs….she hasn’t really benefitted from the generation of big tits….cuz she was too busy training…and lookin at her all jacked like this…in a pic she posted to Instagram…it is safe to say that she doesn’t get her period…and more importantly you’re not into jail bait…but Russian women who can beat the fuck out of you…I mean those shoulders are fucking beast….so stop sexualizing her you freaks.

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