Here’s some tits for fashion and it’s alright…I mean they got all these models on board for their shoot:
Natasha Poly by Maciek Kobielski
Iselin Steiro by Josh Olins
Anja Rubik by Karim Sadli
Joan Smalls by Collier Schorr
Karmen Pedaru by Lachlan Bailey
Liu Wen by Amy Troost
Mariacarla Boscono by Emma Summerton
Constance Jablonski by Roe Ethridge
Nadja Bender by Camilla Akrans
Malgosia Bela by Daniel Jackson
But only one of them pulled through with the nipple, making next to no sense, but I guess one, despite being the loneliest number, is sometimes enough…at least when it involves model nipples….cuz I like girls when they are skinny.
If you’re trying to get a girl to send you a spread pussy pic…do not ask her to send you a picture of her egg hole. It will turn her off and end the chances of getting a picture of her spread pussy…you see I put myself through these experiments to help you in your spread pussy pic seeking life…..
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Alessandra Ambrosio & Candice Swanepoel Posing in Lingerie For Michael Bay GO
Kate Upton Almost Froze To Death While Posing For This Picture GO
I am into Rihanna….not because she likes getting beat up by dudes…a story I think is bullshit…because everything in Hollywood is bullshit….but because I appreciate her prostitute morals and values…that have lead to her fully going mental thanks to fame…and fully exposing herself to the public for the person she thinks she is…but is too broken to realize is just broken….
Sure I am not into her enough to know when her nude music videos drop…I am a day late on this….but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to drink her dirty bath water….or even offer to give her a bath….with my tongue…or dick…showering her the only way I know how….the Kim Kardashian / R. Kelly way…but with more sperms….
This song’s too emotional….it is like it is speaking to my heart….Happy Valentines Day…in advance….
Her name is Michelle Jenneke….and you definitely remember her video….
As far as I’m concerned, she is no bikini model, and she looked better in that video…probably cuz she had a big old smile on her face and just looked like a good time…but as far as my life philosophy goes…I will look at any girl in a bikini…whether she’s a youtube sensation or not….because I am a pervert.
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Candice Swanepoel is a magical experience….she doesn’t need fast cars to make her worth lookin at….like some low level import model….but she’s doing it anyway…and I like to think that’s a sign of her thinking she’s inadequate and at that car show level…when she’s definitely not…but I know that’s not the case…and that getting her to my “studio” to do some “artistic nudes” like I do with so many girls seeking fame….would never happen…but we are all allowed to have dreams and this is mine….
Happy Valentines Day from Kelly Brook…modeling lingerie like she’s still got it…cuz she’s still got it and by it I mean ridiculous tits…tits that have made her some money and that have got me in trouble when debating with myself, because I have nothing better to do, whether her miscarriage was actually just an abortion, to allow her to work in her lingerie modeling, now that she’s made it to the top of her game and has a few more good years of revenue generating….and a kid would just get in the way of that cuz her genetics aren’t that of a Victoria’s Secret model….but her genetics are still quite lovely. I’m a fan.
Adrianne Curry is the enemy, but it is nice to see her resorting to taking pics in the shower, like some low level internet girlfriend, trying to get a little male attention and stay relevant, even if she never was relevant and her entire existence was hard bottom feeding….from marrying Brady Bunch stars in reality shows….to getting naked on twitter…she’s all kinds of garbage….but I’m compelled to watch her desperation heat up…because she deserves nothing but horrible things…
Sofia Vergara has big tits..and she’s not naked for Glamour Mexico…because like all South Americans, she thinks she’s too good to get naked for Mexico….you know all elitist and Hollywood now….probably with a deep rooted hatred for her spanish speaking southern country neighbor cuz in America.. where she’s paved her way….she’s probably been called a Mexican way too many times that whenever she hears Mexico she spits on the fucking ground in spite….or maybe I’m just getting a little too carried away on this….when I shouldn’t have even bothered noting these pics since they aren’t nude.
I don’t know why I do this to myself…but here I am posting Beyonce photoshopped to look like she doesn’t have a penis…you know in what Jay Z would want her to look like so that he wouldn’t have to drink as hard as he does to go back home to bed with her the 4 nights a year they spend together….in their fake relationship for publicity that made a baby…cuz I guess every once in a while you gotta cum in a bitch and it sticks…
Who cares. Here she is in Vogue trying to look hot…