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2013

13

Feb

Natasha Poly Titties and Other Models for The Last Magazine of the Day

Here’s some tits for fashion and it’s alright…I mean they got all these models on board for their shoot:

Natasha Poly by Maciek Kobielski
Iselin Steiro by Josh Olins
Anja Rubik by Karim Sadli
Joan Smalls by Collier Schorr
Karmen Pedaru by Lachlan Bailey
Liu Wen by Amy Troost
Mariacarla Boscono by Emma Summerton
Constance Jablonski by Roe Ethridge
Nadja Bender by Camilla Akrans
Malgosia Bela by Daniel Jackson

But only one of them pulled through with the nipple, making next to no sense, but I guess one, despite being the loneliest number, is sometimes enough…at least when it involves model nipples….cuz I like girls when they are skinny.

Posted in:Natasha Poly|NSFW

2013

13

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Every 6-8 months I consider manscaping…you know for my budding professional swimming career….today was that day and I am glad you were a part of it…

Here are some morning LINKS.

Oh You KNow, Just Texting While Riding a Bik Backwards. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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7 GIFs to Make You LOL This Morning
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Micaela Schaefer is More Trashy Than Ever
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Rihanna and Chris Brown May Be Engaged So Here’s Some Photos of Rihanna Just Because
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This Guy is Picking Pockets With Chopsticks and It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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Laura is a Real Life Barbie Doll (NSFW)
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Celebrity Tweets of the Day
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How About Some Kate Upton GIFs?
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Free Cam Show Sexiness, Check It Out (NSFW)
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This girl Doesn’t Let Being Alone Get Her Down (NSFW)
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20 Brutally Honest Valentine’s Cards and Posters
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I’d Like to Be All Over Liz (NSFW)
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Movie Break Up SUPERCUT! – VIDEO
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2013

12

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

A little stepGIRLS via the GIRLSGONEWILD Crew who made HARLEM SHAKE VIDEO

If you’re trying to get a girl to send you a spread pussy pic…do not ask her to send you a picture of her egg hole. It will turn her off and end the chances of getting a picture of her spread pussy…you see I put myself through these experiments to help you in your spread pussy pic seeking life…..


DrunkenStepfather is at MARDI GRAS IF YOU ARE THERE
EMAIL ME

Here are the stepLINKS…

Alessandra Ambrosio & Candice Swanepoel Posing in Lingerie For Michael Bay
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Kate Upton Almost Froze To Death While Posing For This Picture
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The Bikini Harlem Shake
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Emma Watson Hot in Vanity Fair
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1 Horse VS 18 Men
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Take Over David Letterman’s Top Ten (Video)
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Victoria Justice, Vanessa Hudgens And AnnaSophia Robb Make A Great Threesome
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Lindsay Lohan is About to Ruin New York
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This Cop Can’t Read
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Annnnnnnnd It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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The Top 10 Reasons Valentines Day is Evil
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Guess What This Skinny Teen is Doing With That Bottle (NSFW)
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Another Iconic Fashion Moment From Britney Spears
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Motocross in a Casino
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Miracle Whip Got A Lot Of Celebs To Sing in their New Ad
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Silly Earthquake Reaction
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A Girl In Her Underwear in the Snow
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Katerina Play with Water and Oil (NSFW)
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Adelaide Clemens is Topless (NSFW)
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Sexy Teen Type and a Massive Dildo (NSFW)
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Frankie Essex Forget a Bra for her See Thru Dress (NSFW)
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Sinead O’Conner is Insane of the Day
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Kate Hudson
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Celebs Going Crazy for Mardi Gras
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Jennifer Lawrence Almost Upskirt
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30 Biggest Pimps In Television History
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I Don’t Mind this Scarjo Bikini Pic
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I Wonder If This Office is Hiring? (NSFW)
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Mollie King Lookin’ Hot for Cosmo UK
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Cat Uses Hedgehog as a Brush
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Movie Break-Up Supercut
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Just a Girl Kissing a Lion, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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SOMEONE HACKED INTO THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM IN MONTANA AND FAKED A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE LOLOLOLOL – VIDEO
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28 Pictures To Help You Appreciate The Beauty Of Redheads (NSFW)
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How Hot Is It? VERY HOT (SITE NSFW)
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3 Girls Play Strip Poker (NSFW)
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Hellloooooo Kennedy Leigh
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79-Year-Old Atlanta Woman Popped With 9 Pounds Of Weed And $130,000 In Cash!
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Anikka Albrite and Gia Steel Get It On (NSFW)
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Jessie Andrews Tits & Bush For Fashion
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Anne V: 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Body Paint
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Sexy Teen is Alone in Her Room (NSFW)
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BETWEEN TWO FERNS IS BACK!!!! (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Begged Her Johns For A Place To Stay
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Blizzard Proposal
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Some Hot Pics from Fashion Week
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Girl Kisses a Lion
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Wife Bangs Dude with Strap On
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Casual Handjob
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Double Anal
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Big Booty JOI
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Rockin Amateur Blowjobs
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Nerdy Girl and Boyfriend in Tub
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Bonus – Here’s the GirlsGoneWild Harlem Shake Video:

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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Feb

Rihanna’s Naked in Stay of the Day

I am into Rihanna….not because she likes getting beat up by dudes…a story I think is bullshit…because everything in Hollywood is bullshit….but because I appreciate her prostitute morals and values…that have lead to her fully going mental thanks to fame…and fully exposing herself to the public for the person she thinks she is…but is too broken to realize is just broken….

Sure I am not into her enough to know when her nude music videos drop…I am a day late on this….but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to drink her dirty bath water….or even offer to give her a bath….with my tongue…or dick…showering her the only way I know how….the Kim Kardashian / R. Kelly way…but with more sperms….

This song’s too emotional….it is like it is speaking to my heart….Happy Valentines Day…in advance….

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

12

Feb

Michelle Jenneke for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Her name is Michelle Jenneke….and you definitely remember her video….

As far as I’m concerned, she is no bikini model, and she looked better in that video…probably cuz she had a big old smile on her face and just looked like a good time…but as far as my life philosophy goes…I will look at any girl in a bikini…whether she’s a youtube sensation or not….because I am a pervert.


To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It
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Posted in:Michelle Jenneke

2013

12

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Modeling with Fast Cars of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a magical experience….she doesn’t need fast cars to make her worth lookin at….like some low level import model….but she’s doing it anyway…and I like to think that’s a sign of her thinking she’s inadequate and at that car show level…when she’s definitely not…but I know that’s not the case…and that getting her to my “studio” to do some “artistic nudes” like I do with so many girls seeking fame….would never happen…but we are all allowed to have dreams and this is mine….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

12

Feb

Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentines Day from Kelly Brook…modeling lingerie like she’s still got it…cuz she’s still got it and by it I mean ridiculous tits…tits that have made her some money and that have got me in trouble when debating with myself, because I have nothing better to do, whether her miscarriage was actually just an abortion, to allow her to work in her lingerie modeling, now that she’s made it to the top of her game and has a few more good years of revenue generating….and a kid would just get in the way of that cuz her genetics aren’t that of a Victoria’s Secret model….but her genetics are still quite lovely. I’m a fan.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

12

Feb

Adrianne Curry is in the Shower for Social Media of the Day

Adrianne Curry is the enemy, but it is nice to see her resorting to taking pics in the shower, like some low level internet girlfriend, trying to get a little male attention and stay relevant, even if she never was relevant and her entire existence was hard bottom feeding….from marrying Brady Bunch stars in reality shows….to getting naked on twitter…she’s all kinds of garbage….but I’m compelled to watch her desperation heat up…because she deserves nothing but horrible things…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2013

12

Feb

Sofia Vergara Not Naked for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Sofia Vergara has big tits..and she’s not naked for Glamour Mexico…because like all South Americans, she thinks she’s too good to get naked for Mexico….you know all elitist and Hollywood now….probably with a deep rooted hatred for her spanish speaking southern country neighbor cuz in America.. where she’s paved her way….she’s probably been called a Mexican way too many times that whenever she hears Mexico she spits on the fucking ground in spite….or maybe I’m just getting a little too carried away on this….when I shouldn’t have even bothered noting these pics since they aren’t nude.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

12

Feb

Beyonce for Vogue of the Day


I don’t know why I do this to myself…but here I am posting Beyonce photoshopped to look like she doesn’t have a penis…you know in what Jay Z would want her to look like so that he wouldn’t have to drink as hard as he does to go back home to bed with her the 4 nights a year they spend together….in their fake relationship for publicity that made a baby…cuz I guess every once in a while you gotta cum in a bitch and it sticks…

Who cares. Here she is in Vogue trying to look hot…

Posted in:Beyonce