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2013

11

Feb

Elisha Cuthbert For Maxim March of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert may be relatively uninteresting….you know a girl who had 5 minutes of fame years ago, fell off, and became known as Paris Hilton’s friend….you know a Montreal Local Hero who I wanted to have a candlelight vigil for when she was fat, not working and all around sucking…but she landed a TV show, bounced into shape and the 30 plus Elisha Cuthbert is looking better than she has the last 10 years….and as much as I hate admitting it, these Maxim pics are her at her hottest….funny how people get a second chance…

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2013

11

Feb

Chelsea Schuchman’s Obscure Shoot for Fashion of the Day

Chelsea Schuchman is actually a hot model…but unfortunately the Fashion industry is a bit of a joke…and in being a joke…the most ridiculous shit that seems edgy, obscure or interesting become “high concept” or “art” because this gang of losers seeking the next cool thing out of insecurity, instead of just not giving a fuck, buy into this clown bullshit that belongs in some kind of circus, or homeless shelter….and that is the overall theme of the fashion scene….a scene I find uninspiring, while idiots everywhere are convinced it is so inspiring cuz idiots every where just don’t know what the fuck is up…and want to believe in something that is just genius marketing making people billions of dollars…

That said, fashion supports nudity and I support nudity, so whatever the fuck this hipster club kid freakshow shit is, I embrace it, cuz it has some hipster bush and some hipster nipples, in a shoot that despite being some try hard shit, is still more interesting than most things our boring manufactured life have to offer….and I guess that’s the depressing thing in all this….as lame and contrived as this is…at least they are having fun….here are the pics…and you know what…they are fucking awesome….

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2013

11

Feb

Kate Upton is the SI 2013 Cover of the Day

I was lied to….just the other day I was told that Nina Agdal was the new Kate Upton, and despite looking handicap, I thought thank god a girl with a good body is finally getting back into the bikini model leading role….but I shoulda known better…Kate Upton’s tits get hits and the past year has been a series of her getting job after job…becoming more and more famous…proving that dudes don’t care about hot fit bodies…they just care about sloppy fucking tits…she’s not hot, not deserving, there’s no real reason for her to be at this level, she must be related to someone important, somewhere, cuz seriously, she’s a total pig..but a pig people love staring at and a pig they throw on the cover cuz maybe, just maybe, it will see some copies, despite no one doing that whole magazine thing anymore….

This is a disappointment…but at least they took my advice and said “if we’re gonna put her on the cover, let’s get her in a snow suit, cuz a snow suit is the best bikini for her shitty body type….

I blame all you tit obsessed kids who weren’t breast fed…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

11

Feb

Rihanna’s Not Wearing a Bra of the Day

I am on Rihanna’s side when it comes to what she puts in her box….because I am an understanding dude….and realize that I don’t give a fuck about what Rihanna puts in her box….on any and all levels…seriously…I don’t think I would care if she put a loaded gun in her box and started playing Russian Roulette with her pussy cuz it is her only friend…..in efforts to die from the vag wound cuz she hates herself, what she’s become in some crazed rich person insanity….

You see cuz firstly, she’s a puppet on TV and not a real person….secondly, she’s a ghetto pile of trash who is built to have fist fights with her man….thirdly, I am not even convinced the Chris Brown thing was real, but that instead it was a platform to lauch her more “adult’ and serious post-umbrella pop tart shit….and it allowed her to be half naked a lot, smoke weed a lot, and everyone though “oh poor Rihanna” cuz everyone is an idiot who buys into this shit…..and no one realizes that in order to attain her level of fame…or have to be an evil soulless person…and I get it….we don’t want our kids believing that forgiving a man who beats a woman is right…and we don’t want our kids snuggling up next to guys who publicly admitted to choking a bitch out but never went to jail for it….and who I have a feeling have been making money off every one of her records….if someone would just investigate a little….so maybe we should turn off the TV, turn off the radio, put on some real music and not expose them to this evil Hollywood smut bullshit in the first fucking place….It is all lies…and even if dude beat the fuck out of her every night and still does…who fucking cares….and if she ends up murdered in one of his rage the lord has made her forgive, cuz she’s ignorant and into jesus like that….who fucking cares…she’s just livin’ her life….like her song said…oh my there’s so much truth to her work…she’s a real artist….fuck yourself.


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2013

11

Feb

Katy Perry Tits at the Grammy Awards of the Day

Like all award shows that have happened the last 9 years, except for one American Music Awards, but they don’t count, cuz they are the trailer park version of an Awards show, the 2013 Grammy Awards shunned me….by not sending me an invite or asking me to present an award….or even honor me for all I have done for the music industry as one of the only motherfuckers around who has never pirated a song….I should be celebrated….

But instead, I sat on a couch, drank my face off, and tweeted just as hard and fast as I could….coming to a few conclusions…other than the obvious which is the Grammy Awards are a joke and celebrating Radio music is a joke….when they all make millions….but at least a lot of the new acts coming up have a little soul, roots, old bluegrass country, rock flavor…cuz it is time for real music to rise from the ashes again….

Those conclusions were that Katy Perry is probably pregnant, her tits looked so fertile….and it would only make sense….that Rihanna isn’t the first uneducated girl from a shanty town or housing project to cuddle up to a guy she had a fist fight with and in all honesty won…because getting beat by Chris Brown launched her career to new heights and I feel like he was in on it the entire time….and lastly that the chick from GIRLS doesn’t belong on TV no matter what pussy homo from a band she’s tricked into giving up his balls and dating her….oh and that Adele and Kelly Clarkson need to have a competitive eating competition…because it would just be funny.


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2013

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

stepGIRL BINAFOFINA rockin’ her custom DRUNKENSWEATSHOP stepSHIRT

The nice thing about never leaving the house…is that when you do have to for menial tasks like buying your wife a diaper cuz she’s drippy….or worse having to talk to the pharmacist about a rash she’s developed on her inner thighs and ass cheek because she’s too fucking lazy to get out of bed….seem like an adventure…a really horrible…long…drawn out but at least she’s not making me eat her out with it…I’m ready for her to die so I can move to Hollywood and become a famous blogger….adventure…

Here are some of the stepLINKS….

Watching an Octopus Do Pretty Much Anything Freaks Me the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Worst Job Ever? Possibly
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Last Week in Playmate Instagrams
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How To: BLOW A BABY’S MIND – VIDEO
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Man’s Ego vs Woman’s Ego
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I’ll Take all the Emma Stone I Can Get
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The 25 Greatest Zombie Kill GIFs from “The Walking Dead”
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Free Cam Shows Because The Week Needs to Start Off on a High Note (NSFW)
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This Girl is a Self Fister (NSFW)
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Best Winter Storm Nemo Videos On Youtube
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I’d Love to Be All Tiffani (NSFW)
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OH HEY HOW ABOUT A BOW AND ARROW TOOTH PULL – VIDEO
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2013

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight’s stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM @CAITMARKS Join Our #stepGIRLS Movement

Some amazing girl I never met or heard of…who will remain nameless has emailed me asking to take down her amazing bikini pics from her past….cuz they were her copyright images and she wants them down….and this is what I wrote to her…..

Hey baby!

Are you applying for a more serious job and running from your sexy half naked past – that’s unfortunate.

I hate how the mainstream world doesn’t appreciate or respect a girl just trying to make it the way with the least barriers of entry.

This is you, they should accept you for you, under any and all circumstances. And you shouldn’t have to try to erase your past like you were beyonce’s PR person after her Super Bowl performance.

You are a delicate flower and I appreciate all you are. I love you for you, I will never turn my back on you for wearing a bikini.

That said, I’m not hosting those images, they are on a third party image host, you’ll have to go after them, as they are just embedded on my site.

I will ask my beautiful forum admin, who like you, has racy images on the net she can’t erase no matter how hard she tries, I am sure she can help you fight the good yet unnecessary fight.

Don’t change

Now I am working on getting her to marry me…because that’s how the internet is supposed to work…she sends an email, I send one back, then we get married….not all fucking status quo love story like everyone else…..that shit is boring…and we don’t like boring…especially not on the weekend…

Here are some stepLINKS….

So The ‘Justice League’ Script Got Tossed and That Sound You Here is Nerds Weeping Everywhere
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IF DINA LOHAN’S HOUSE GOES INTO FORECLOSURE WE SHOULD ALL CHIP IN AND BUY IT AND USE THAT SHIT AS A TIME SHARE VACATION HOME
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Celebs Being Hot at NYFW
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Bikini Girl Fail
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Flute Playing Horse
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Jenny McCarthy Trying to Act Sexy on TV….Weird.
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Mila Kunis in INSTYLE
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Call Me Crazy, Stop Motion Animations Are Always Amazing – VIDEO
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The 50 Worst Pieces of Sex Advice on the Internet
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I Don’t Think Ashlie’s Jean Shorts Could Get Much Smaller (SEMI NSFW)
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Sophie Turner Hotness Helps Us End the Day Right
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I Am in Love With Penny Mathis (NSFW)
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Zheng Yifei is Our Asian Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough
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‘Die Hard’ the Musical is the Most Machine Gun Heavy Musical Ever
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Two Girls Against One Just Isn’t a Fair Fight (NSFW)
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WTF Photo Gallery of the Day
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Michelle Williams, Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz – Who Would You Rather?
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That’s The Wrong DVD…. (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Christina Milian Nip Slip at the Beach
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These Sluts Are All a Squirter (NSFW)
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Zoolander Vs Models
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Olivia Wilde is a Babe
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Tel Aviv Parking Scam
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Jason Bateman Likes Fat Chicks
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UM I THINK NICOLE RICHIE GOT IMPLANTS (SITE NSFW)
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WTF Happened to Ethan Hawke?
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Will Ferrell’s Apartment is Nicer Than Yours
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Dillon Harper and Tori Lane Are Gettin It On
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Swing and a MISS – Now THAT’S a Photograph
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The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Sweet Brown Makes Her Local Commercial Debut! – VIDEO
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The 11 Craziest WhiteHouse.Gov Petitions to Date
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Bikini Girl FAIL – VIDEO
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Katherine Jenkins is Rocking a Bikini
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Not A Fan Of Blondes? Lindsay Marie Will Quickly Change Your Bias (NSFW)
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May God Bless the Vagina! (NSFW)
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TIffany Washes her Car Then Herself (NSFW)
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28 Pictures To Help You Appreciate The Beauty Of Redheads
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Sexy Valentine’s Day Gifts For Your Lady: Do’s & Dont’s (NSFW)
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Alesha Dixon Needs To Get An Award For Having Great Legs
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Mila Has Some Massive Tits
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Mmmmmmmm Charlize Theron
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Karaoke Master….
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Throwing With the Other Hand
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Michelle Keegan’s Tight Pants
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Emma Stone in Vanity Fair
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BONUS

The Pirate Bay Documentary Released Today In FUll
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Teen in High Socks Gets Creeped On By Some Pervert
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Girl Gives Clothed Condom Demo
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Cumshot Compilation
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Babe on Balcony Flashing Box
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Locker Room Blowjob
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Amateur Deep Throat
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

08

Feb

Nicole Richie Hard Nipple Implants of the Day

Do you remember Nicole Richie? I know she barely matters…but many years ago I hung out with Nicole Richie and she fucking hated me….it was back when she had just had her gastric bipass, after her Simple Life TV Show,

Since then, she has blocked me on her social media and a lasting friendship with an unwanted adopted by a rich guy drug addict pig with a bad attitude cuz she always felt inadequate about not being wanted by her own mom thing….wasn’t formed….

But that doesn’t mean we can’t stare at her hard nipple implants, it is what she wants us to do, cuz if you remember her fat years, her tits weren’t even this big, or this round, if anything they were some uneven fucking mess…

I am glad that she’s spent some of her fake daddy’s money on sorting that out…and I support that….even if it is the only decent thing she’s ever done…..you know being a pile of shit and all….

I know – her implants are nothing new…but her hard nipples in a black shirt are….and here’s the pic of the monkey faced troll rockin’ em…

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2013

08

Feb

Helen Flanagan Does Twitter Right of the Day


Helen Flanagan from some shitty UK Soap Opera that she quit….even though it is likely a gig girls freak out about getting…..has taken a liking to all the male attention she’s getting…while rocking an idiotic Megan Fox Marilyn Monroe forearm tattoo…that you shouldn’t be looking at…cuz you have her big fucking tits on display….

I guess it is her attempt at taking charge of her own career….going the route that I like….from TV to Glamour model in all it’s amazing slutty glory….but kinda backwards when most girls get naked to get TV gigs……..but not Helen Flanagan…Helen Flanagan beats to her own amazing big breasted drum and knows her placem in the world…. and that place is half naked….soon to be in sex tapes…

This could be part of some kind of breakdown….attention seeking cuz daddy didn’t hug her enough….showing off her huge tits…cuz she knows that is what we want…but whatever it is…. I like it….

Here are some pics she put to twitter.

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2013

08

Feb

Hipster Friendly Pornstar Jessie Andrews for Fashion of the Day


Jessie Andrews is the new Sasha Grey of porn, you know hipster friendly, wild and crazy, rocking a bush, that the fashion world has taken in and eaten up cuz unlike us, they don’t care that she looks 13 when she chokes on dick, they like that other fashion magazines think she’s fashionable….and fashion is one huge pile of followers who buy into whatever they are told while pretending they are originals on the front line…

What it comes down to….is that…she’s GUTTER PORN CHICK WHO FUCKS ON CAMERA …whether the fashion industry likes it

Why she is different than any other pornstar….maybe cuz she parties with hipsters…maybe cuz she’s got small tits…maybe cuz she has bush….who fucking knows….she’s naked in a fashion magazine of the day…

So edgy…..

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