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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2013

06

Feb

Leryn Franco for FHM India of the Day

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Leryn Franco is an Olympian and a model for some central or South American country…and I don’t know how well she ranks…but assume it is just one of those “No one else is doing it and it will put me on the international forum”….kind of opportunist who really just wants to be showing her awesome ass cuz she knows it is awesome..but getting to the top in Paraguay requires joining a tribe, praying to some Mayan god in some Mayan ritual…to some ancient aliens….cuz as wonderful as the jungles of Paraguay may be….it’s not really on the map for tourism, so being a Rihanna isn’t an option….but when you’re the hot ass amongst dude lookin’ women…all of a sudden you matter enough for FHM INDIA to do a spread on you…

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2013

06

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the DAy

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The only controversy this site causes these days is not harassing CEOs or politicians to make changes for their evil….you know calling them out for their lie and creating a movement….it is not even pulling pranks on celebrities directly like it once was….it’s not even pulling pranks on regular internet people….or starting trends…or hastags….or top 10 lists like I was Buzzfeed…it is a wasteland of tit that is or once was….and the only thing that gets any action on here is Ashley Tisdale…and I don’t know why

Part of you think she’s a babe….because I guess you like anything with a vagina…and the other half of you realize she has botched plastic surgery….isn’t pretty…but her body makes her worth looking at…except when assholes like me crop out her body to focus on her fucking face to get the point across that she’s not a babe….and that is why her career barely matters….but at least she tries…


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2013

06

Feb

Candice and Behati for Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day

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Here’s Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret…because….why the fuck not right…Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me for their Valentine’s Day campaign…but they pump content at me…babes…half naked that I can’t ignore….because they look so awesome half naked…that I’ll do what I can to help make them another Billion dollars as long as they keep the hot pussy flowing into this cup….and by cup I mean aroused perverted mind….

So do what Victoria’s Secret want…listen to their brainwash…their eveil corporation brainwash and buy panties even if you don’t have a girlfriend…or wife…cuz that’s what your job is to do….

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2013

06

Feb

Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

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Karolina Kurkova is funny and not just cuz she’s making faces…but because she almost got kicked off the Victoria’s Secret team for being a tank of a woman….that she blamed on her thyroid and not on her laziness….only to realize “shit, I make a lot of money being skinny”….to which she got her shit together…got skinny….and now she can attend events and celebrate….as her tits squeeze out of her dress like it was a sausage casing and they were bad implants…because that’s what fucking matters people….going from fat to skinny to get pay increases and incentives….like not getting fired and sent back to whatever third world you’re from…THanks evil panty corporation for being so generous…


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2013

06

Feb

Kate Bosworth Seduces in Vs. Magazine of the Day

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I like Kate Bosworth….she’s skinny and I never really understood why her career never really took off…unless you consider that movie Blue Crush…which was pretty much her peak…taking off….but I guess at 30 she hasn’t given up yet…and she’s jumped back into the model world…despite being old….becaus she’s tall, skinny and has a great face…that she’s using in this magazine spread…all elegant and romantic…making me fall in love with her all over again…but maybe that’s just gas.

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2013

06

Feb

Miranda Kerr’s a Babe in Purple Magazine of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is on the Cover of Purple Magazine’s latest issue and she’s showing off her long and amazing model legs…in what is totally seducing me into wanting to see the rest of the pics…but that can’t because this cover is just the teaser and I’ll probably have to wait a couple of hours before the rest of the pics drop…you know with this being the internet and that being the strategy to get any hype you can to a lingerie model sleazing up your edgy fashion mag that always has models naked…..if this cover is a sign of what’s to come…it’s safe to say it may be a photoshoot that brings me to come….which would be rare cuz my penis is dead and I am totally desensitized but I am willing to try….

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2013

06

Feb

Jessica Alba is the Worst for Women’s Health of the Day

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I don’t know what compelled me to watch an interview with Jessica Alba for Women’s Health’s latest edition….but I did it….I think it had something to do with her being in some kind of crop top showing off where a couple babies ruined her career and motivated her to start some company of her own that I am pretty sure she plugs along the way but can’t be too sure cuz I muted the bitch…something I assume her husband probably wishes he had the power to do….you know ever since she trapped him into marriage by getting pregnant…it was like dude was banging her at her peak and now he’s stuck with her through her demise…but at least she’s not fat….

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2013

06

Feb

Halle Berry Optical Illusion Booty Shot of the Day

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Every once in while Halle Berry positions herself in a way that the wind hits her dress and it makes her really connect with her black roots….you know it gives her a shelf ass her tribal ancestors used to carry water to the village on…something she’ll never actually experience…because she’s whiter than fucking Madonna….raised white, crossed the street when the black dudes were walking towards her late at night, you know typical suburban girl who’s mommy got wild one night in the 60s….

I’m only posting this pic cuz it made me laugh…and laughing is supposed to make us better people….

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2013

06

Feb

Dree Hemingway Strips for some Campaign of the Day

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Dree Hemingway is Ernest Hemingway’s great granddaughter, a relationship she probably never shuts the fuck up about, you know pretending that she wants to break free from his evil literary genius that provided her the good life spell….but deep down inside…and really anytime a restaurant fucks up her reservations….she goes into the “do you know who I am…”….rant..I can assume it was the same rant that made her a model…a model who gets naked but doesn’t show nipple for obscure ad campaigns….no fun.

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2013

06

Feb

Alex Morgan As Katy Perry of the Day

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I don’t know what is more ridiculous….Alex Morgan….US Olympic Soccer Gold medalist doing a shoot for ESPN magazine dressed like she is Katy Perry…in what I guess is their Halloween in March issue….or that they did a behind the scenes interviewing her about the process…like anyone who reads ESPN magazine gives a fuck about how hard it was for her to pose like that….or how much she loves Katy Perry…cuz I can only assume that anyone reading ESPN magazine hates Katy Perry as much as I do….cuz we’re men god dammit…not fucking 13 year old girls….

So this video makes no sense….and that’s why I am posting it….

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