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2013

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Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am glad you’re all here with me today…so that I can make a confessions…I am really a woman. So girls…if you are out there…you can totally trust me with your nudes….we can even trade vagina shots…you go first.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Erin Heatherton Bikini Hotness
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This Video of a Hatchet Weilding Homeless Hero is Basically the Best Thing Ever – VIDEO
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Anne Hathaway Hides Shitty Plastic Surgery in a Subtle Way
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Funny Boxing Gym Trainer Asshole
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Electric Violin Dubstep
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The Rihanna Rolling Stone Pics
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This Guy is an Okay Driver, I Guess – VIDEO
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Here’s Some Rihanna Outtake You Will Probably Wanna Look At
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Here’s The Unrated Bar Refaeli GoDaddy Commercial
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Tiny Garage Turned Into a Badass Apartment (9 Pics)
Read more at http://regretfulmorning.com/2013/02/tiny-garage-turned-into-a-badass-apartment/#zQtDU7YqbapEWT8l.99
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Justene is Sexy by the Pool (NSFW)
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Trust Fail Fail
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Michelle Rodriguez Shitty Tattoo
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Crazy Man With a Knife
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Lucy Pinder Busts Out In This Amazing Photoshoot
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Carly Rae Jepsen Isn’t as Hot as When the Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders Sing It
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Nina Adgal’s Carl’s Jr Photoshoot
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Lucy Pinder in a NUTS Titty Photoshoot Video
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A Little R Kelly Accoustic
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Blind Ref – Jokes.
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Justene is Sexy by the Pool (NSFW)
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Jimmy Lee Dykes is Dead; Alabama Bunker-Hostage Situation is Over
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How About Some CArly Rae Jepsen?
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Self Shot Hotties Will Heat Up Your Monday (25 Pics)
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WTf Photo of the Day
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Jodie Gasson in a Cute Bodysuit (NSFW)
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Drunk Girl is Getting Herself Off at the Beach (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows , For Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Ashlee Simpson’s Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrence is Charming
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7 Candidates Who Should Direct The New ‘Star Trek’ Movie (PHOTOS)
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Rapping Flight Attendant
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Debbie Gibson in a Tight Dress
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Redneck Pogo Stick
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The Greatest Rejected Super Bowl Ads
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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This Titties Are a Ten out of Ten (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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When Lucky Car Drivers Escape By the Skin of Their Teeth (NSFW)
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Some Jessica Alba Just Because
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Stoner Sluts – A Gallery
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Checking In With The Incomparable Angie Varona (31 Pics)
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Out Of Pocket Quote Of The Day: “I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have A Baby. I Was Thinking It Would Have A Horse-Man Baby.”
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Lesbian Orgy At the Stables (NSFW)
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Teacher Tweets Sexy Pics, Loses Job, Gets Pornhub Offer (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus Cruises Around Studio City In Her Hoochie Shorts!
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A Busty Teen and Her Tits Are All We need to Finish Things Off (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Brings the MILF Hotness
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Jordin Sparks See Through Scares Me
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Michelle Keegan Upskirt
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Will Ferrell’s Old Milwaukee Ad
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Most Awesome Fucking Bikes Ever
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Sleeping Girl Gets Jerked Off On
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Cute Asian Gets Facial
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Amateur Car Blowjob
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Brunette Gets Cummed On
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Redheaded Webcam Blowjob
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

04

Feb

Kelly Brook Tit in a Bikini for Social Media of the Day

This just in…Kelly Brook knows her place in the world…she knows what is expected of her….and she delivers….and there’s nothing wrong with that…even if she should be a bit more toned in the process…but I can forgive that…knowing she’s pushing 30….

Here are the pics from her Social Media

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2013

04

Feb

Miranda Kerr in some Wedding Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

As much as I hate the idea of marriage and pregancy and family and commitment thanks to my horrible wife..and the life sentence she is…I really don’t mind looking at or even fucking other people’s wives…because I can tell how miserable they are in their situation and I don’t mind being so bad in bed with them to bring them hope in their old life and realize “hey, it’s not so bad with this asshole, compared to that Jesus Martinez motherfucker”….I am so good at it…I could start a marriage counseling company where my sole job is to fuck a dudes wife to make her love him again….but apparently it’s illegal to do that….

That said, here’s Miranda Kerr in some tacky, trashy, marriage lingerie…or lingerie you put a girl in to role play wedding night….god knows why you’d do that…cuz I hear that’s normally the last blowjob a man gets….

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2013

04

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Skinny Legs of the Day


The good news about Ashley Tisdale is that when you crop out her wonky fuckin face with her botched nose job….and focus on what she actually has going for her….she can be pretty fucking hot…you see cuz fit, skinny and in short shorts can go a long way when you’re not distracted by what otherwise should be masked…..not that she’s that bad….but in terms of hollywood she is and that’s the benchmark we put her up against…and that is the reason she’s doing Scary Movie 13 while the rest of her friends are making history in Harmony Korine’s Springbreakers…it’s always sad to be left out and ignored…especially when your body can support you…if your face wasn’t bringing you down….


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2013

04

Feb

Rachel Bilson Looks Different in Cosmo Australia of the Day

The cute girl from The O.C. is starting to look like a Real Housewife of wherever the fuck she’s a housewife…I’m thinking it’s in Canada on some farm somewhere, because that’s what someone I know who fucked her husband’s sister told me…which makes sense since the Husband hasn’t got work since the last Star Wars…and has to make sure his woman doesn’t get tempted by actors who can actually call themselves actors…rather than dudes who have just acted…if you know what I mean…..not that her kidnapper is really that interesting or worth talking about….when she’s in shorts in cover on a magazine….like this was still 1999….when her botox face tells us it totally is not….good times.

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2013

04

Feb

Erin Heatherton Modeling Half Naked of the Day

I used to hate on Erin Heatherton….calling her weird looking…saying she was nothing more than overhyped Victoria’s Secret PR bullshit…but looking at her toned stomach…I’ve changed my mind…and this she’s fantastic enough for me to write love songs…or at least love poems to….I’m talking romantic throwing a message in a bottle and dropping it in the river hoping to washes ashore at one of her St Barts shoot at the Victoria’s Secret compound….beause after looking at her half today…I believe in love…and humanity…and making her my Valentine…til the end of time…..that or I’ll try to get a boner to these pics…whichever comes first…


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Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2013

04

Feb

Sara Sampaio in Some Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

This Sara Sampaio is obviously the replacement for Adriana Lima reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again….

She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and I am a fan….even in shitty Catalog shots…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2013

04

Feb

Brittany Mason for Esquire Me In My Place of the Day

Brittany Mason is some nobody, Miss Indiana 2008, that manaaged to get shot in her place in her underwear for Esquire…in what looks like an amateur softcore porn shoot….supported by mainstream advertising…those sleazy fucks….

In doing this shoot she also decided to show off her great ass and more importantly her vagina definition…making her worth staring at….

She’s been in Sports Illustrated, some other shit, she’s American and a B-Cup and if you look at these pics, you’ll know exactly what her twat looks like…and that’s something you all need in your life….cuz I figure every girl should introduce herself to the world like that…

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2013

04

Feb

Morena Baccarin for March GQ UK of the Day

Morena Baccarin is some socially awkward nerd icon…from being in some socially awkward nerd show called Firefly to being in some socially awkward movie called Serenity….to being in a movie called Stargate….and then V and now Homeland…it’s like so much sperm has been spilled for this babe….and now she’s in GQ UK…wearing her bra…like some kind of harlot….and you know you like it….cuz Brazilian girls, even their trannies, do it better….even when they are married….

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Morena Baccarin

2013

04

Feb

Mackayla Maroney Gymnast Bikini of the Day

It makes me uncomfortable that all the gossip blogs and men’s sites post Mackayla Maroney bikini pics…she’s only 17…and when watching her KEEK video…it’s safe to say that’s way fucking younger than it may seem….she might as well be 12 in this shit….maybe because of her OLYMPIC GYMNAST HORMONE THERAPY…..or maybe 17 is just fucking young….so for those of you who are into her bikini pics…cuz you figure if she’s old enough to represent your country at war…in the Olympics than she’s old enough to stare at….and you know she knows the creeps are following her…and you know she loves the attention…cuz all pro athletes or olympic athletes…from the swim team to the track team….get nasty while on the road…seriously pregnancy scares all day….everyday

Here’s the pic…that I feel uncomfortable posting but I am posting anyway.

Posted in:Mackayla Maroney