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2013

01

Feb

Selena Gomez Cameltoe Fitting Pics for Springbreakers of the Day

Selena Gomez is trying to dirty up or sleaze up her image a little and she is doing it by being in a Harmony Korine movie where she’s in her bikini the entire time like some little college slut who loves dick…when her up until now her life has been a whole lot more disney, with staged relationships with gay dudes for publicity….all wholesome and clean….

So it is only natural that in this heavily promoted bikini heavy movie….the pics from her fitting would surface…and with all bikinis that are one size too small…there’s a lot of vagina definition going on….some may call it a cameltoe…I call it glorious enough to break the internet with all it’s jailbait sex offender in her 20s who looks 15 glory…..

It’s like having a glimpse of what Bieber never stuck his dick inside….

Awesome…even if I’m not a fan of hers…

She’s an inny.

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2013

01

Feb

Top 30 Babes on Bikes on Instagram of the Day

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Here’s a top 30 list of babes on bikes from instagram….cuz babes on bikes are hot…

I don’t know about you, but one of my favorite summer things to do is watch hot girls ride by…and right now I’m knee deep in winter..and ready for those glorious summer days to return….

What better way to do it that to look at pics of a better time in these dark winter months….to remind me of a time I know will come again….

I figure, if you buy State Bicycles bikes, maybe you can find these babes on bikes on instagram and as them to go on a bike ride for a Valentine’s Day magical…

These 30 babes may not be on State Bikes…but they should be…and so should you

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2013

01

Feb

Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Half Naked Pics of the Day

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Nina Agdal makes me laugh….because she’s the model that SI is pushing aggressively to be their next cover girl…despite having a bit of a handicapped looking face…and a banging body that she’s showing off in her bikini at her fitting for the Carl’s Jr Superbowl Ad she just did…and the highlight of it is not her retard lookin’ expression, or even her thong ass, but it is her amazingly deep and spiritual cameltoe….That pussy is hungry and feeding…grazing her bikini bottoms like a cow in the field…and I love it enough to ignore all her inadequacies….cuz that’s a mean..so mean it is angry cameltoe….

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2013

01

Feb

Miley Cyrus Turns Me On ON of the Day

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Sure this isn’t the most erotic pic of Miley Cyrus…you know of her doing yoga on the beach….or WALKING AROUND THE BEACH IN A SHEER DRESS but she’s sticking her tongue out at black people and showing off just how small she actually is with what looks like a long lean body in pics….skinny enough to break in half if I actually had a penis that wasn’t invisible or a barely visible lump when hard…not that I get erections anymore….but I would really try to if Miley came along…cuz this meal ticket…is at her prime….the best she’s ever been…it’s all downhill from here….making her little bra she’s showing off under her wifebeater look like something fun to cum on….to divert her attention while turkey basting her with a previous load…she’s that good.

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2013

01

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Side Tit of the Day

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If a trashy whore obsessed with being famous wears a dress her fake tit pops out of in a barely inappropriate….but inappropriate enough way…does it matter? I am gonna go with yes…because any girl no matter how relevant or famous she is….or how real or fake her tit is…or how garbage and useless she is….it’s still a tit put on blast for attention and as dude…we must notice and then look at our own woman and think….”shit, she’s inadequate, but I’ll fuck her anyway cuz she’s here and I’m horny”….provided you have women in your life…which I doubt…but you get what I’m saying….and that is that girls with any sex appeal help the girls you fuck who have no sex appeal by giving you something to motivate you to fuck them….it makes babies…so in some ways Joanna Krupa is a benefit to society and here I was thinking she was just a pile of junk.

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2013

01

Feb

Bar Refaeli’s Awesome Go Daddy Commercial of the Day

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This is so obvious…but clever – GoDaddy who I pay every month and thus helped produce this commercial as a finacier….is branding themselves as sexy meets smart….and they decided to use Bar Refaeli as Sexy and some Fat awkward dude who may or may not have came in his pants as Smart….

I am impressed dude sold himself out like he was Precious, but I guess kissing Bar Refaeli lets a dude throw out his dignity…and allows himself to be the freak they are mocking by making Bar Refaeli make out with him….

Now, this is shot so fucking gross, it is more vulgar and graphic than shitty porn, and should be banned off everything……but instead it is celebrated as genius even if obvious…but people love how shocking a model who isn’t meant to kiss weird looking pasty dudes…It is against society’s way….I mean this is the girl who dated Sean White…..oh right…

It’s amazing what a girl will do for money….let’s call this the low point in her dying career….

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2013

01

Feb

Barbara Palvin Is Hot for Elle March 2013 of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the tall and luxurious heavily marketed 19 year old new blood that has only been getting her period for less than 5 years….making her relatively fresh compared to the other women Victoria’s Secret has been using…I guess she’s their rookie, their new Alessandra, the replacement pussy to pussy that has gone droopy and old……she’s ready to take it on…with all her Hungarian communist sausage eating ability…and I am ready to watch…cuz in pictures…when done up right….she’s fucking hot…

Here she is in Elle….making a name for herself…thanks to Victoria Secret….who need her to be a star…in order to sell more panties…cuz all the world needs is more panties….

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2013

01

Feb

Helen Flanagan is a Sexy School Teacher for Love It Magazine of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is a busty UK saap star…from Cornation Street, some blue collar ghetto shot shit that I used to watch and that gives me panic attacks cuz it’s so garbage….and this is coming from a dude who lives in a one bedroom, unheated, basement apartment with rats….but she was the flower growing amongst all the fucking shit I guess….and now she’s gone onto great things…like this photoshoot that screams cheap porn magazine pics before the porn happens…you know the whole first three naughty teacher pics to set the fucking mood…and I fucking love it…even if most my fantasys when it comes to school is not getting my Masters degree…but instead being that naughty teacher….cuz young college girls are fucking hot…

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2013

01

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom, an activity that I think ruins women on all fronts….cuz pregnancy has no glow…they just like to think that’s a glow…to make it a less disgusting experience….an experience that makes families, but rips apart perfectly good vagina…..

Seriously…I fear all things baby…..

But for some reason, a reason I call her awesoem body, I can see past that horrible torture she’s done to herself…kinda like eating out a hot girl you know has herpes, cuz it just doesn’t matter in the grand schemes of things…cuz she’s so hot….

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2013

01

Feb

Lauren Conrad’s Showing Some Bra for Lucky March 2013 of the Day

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OMG! Lauren Conrad exists….she didn’t blow up with the rest of the cast of the HILLS like she should have…but I guess that’s because she’s gone onto bigger and better things….like posing in LUCKY magazine 5 years later, a magazine with a readership of at leaser 200 women at the gyno office….and she’s even showing a little bra to really set off fire alarms….letting us all know she’s not dead…even though she might as well could be….considering how much she matters now that her pollution has been taken off TV…..

And the real question is…how many dudes do you think have jerked off to her? I’m thinking not that many…

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