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2013

01

Feb

Daisy Watts is Trying to Be Famous the Right Way of the Day

Daisy Watts is apparently a Glamour model, or aspiring Glamour model, with 25,000 twitter followers, some of which may be purchased…and she’s doing this fame game the right way…you know by pumping out smutty pics for the perverts on the internet to fall in love with her….and print up to masturbate on….or to do weird fan art of….cuz that’s what loneliness does to a man….

I figure if ever you have big old tits, posting pics like this, is the way to get ahead….cuz as of today….I now know who Daisy Watts is….she’s on my radar….and also on yours…and it only took 3 pics….

Life lesson learned girls….start snappin’ that snapper.

Posted in:Daisy Watts|NSFW

2013

01

Feb

Rose McGowan is my Best Friend Showing Ass of the Day


Rose McGowan probably wouldn’t tell you that we’re best friends, but I like to think of our exchange on facebook, when she deleted me after realizing I wasn’t one of Robert Rodriguez’s family members, was as magical for her as it was for me….you know when she told me I should change my internet persona to being someone far nicer….when I tried to explain that I am nice, this is all fun and games, I love all of God’s children equally, but if you’re gonna choose the fame game, I’m gonna choose to laugh at you…but never at you Rose McGowan…cuz you’ve aged gracefully, you’re classy, even with your ass hanging out of your pants, and all I want to do is hold you hand and tell you I care….


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2013

01

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Strategic Nudity for Instagram of the DAy

I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky that Candice Swanepoel is a fucking fantastic half naked girl who is sometimes fully naked…like in this picture she posted to instagram…that wasn’t as spread open so I can see her cervix enough…but I’m hard to please….and cervix porn is only something I get into when I really like the girl and want to see how fertile she is…you know so I can really imagine spilling a glass of my semen in there….so that our love can last forever with a new baby…


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

01

Feb

Evan Rachel Wood is Boring Cosmo March 2013 of the Day

I prefer when EVAN RACHEL WOOD …is showing off her little lovely NIPPLES in photoshoots….you know to show us just how artistic and wild she is…like that time she dated Marilyn Manson…pretending to be all Goth and different…while really just being a huge fucking phony…cuz that’s the whole foundation of acting…or being an actor….

But I still don’t mind lookin at her in Cosmo….cuz I got nothing better to do….

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood

2013

01

Feb

Holly Peers and Rosie Jones for FRONT’s March Issue of the Day

These girls are built to last….at least for a minute…which is long enough because in that moment of glory…their window of opportunity…their time to shine…they are getting nude pics shot of them and their greatness…like their tits…and pictures last a long time….even forever….far longer than they’ll be around…and that’s a lesson for all you girls…cuz when you’re 50….the memory of you at your prime…may not be enough for you…or your husband to remember the glory days…get that shit in pictures…cuz you lose it fast….and then send me those pics to save for safe keeping…I’m really good a keeping nudes….

Here are Rosie Jones and Holly Peers looking awesome.


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Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

01

Feb

Thaiz Schmitt is Awesome on the Beach of the Day

Thaiz Schmitt that you don’t need to be pretty….or beautiful…or talented…or relevant…or really an anybody…to get noticed by the paparazzi…you just need to be wearing a skimpy bikini….obviously…I’ve never heard of this chick, but realized I don’t need to hear about these chicks to love looking at them in pics wearing bikinis…crawling around and working it like it’s some kind of softcore photoshoot….because I think it’s safe to say…I’d watch any and every girl do that….and it doesn’t even have to be in paparazzi pics…I’m perfectly fine with facebook albums and instagram uploads….cuz every vagina deserves to be masturbated to at least once.


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2013

01

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s Lovely and Beautiful stepGIRL can be found on target=”_blank”>INSTAGRAM and she is Amazing….

I wish I could say the highlight of my life was debating inny versus outty vaginas on twitter…or even calling up some random girls who I follow or who follow me…but the real highlight of my life is sleeping….that’s why I gotta go back to bed….I’m still drunk on pussy juice.

Here are some morning links…

This Goat is Beat Boxing and I Don’t Understand How – VIDEO
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Cities of the Future – A Gallery
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Arcade Dancing: Level Asian – VIDEO
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So Who Wants To Pretend They Broke Into Courtney Stodden’s House To Ogle Her In A Bikini?
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Hey Parents, Tell Your Dumb Ass Kids…
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Awesome Celebrity Tweets of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan is Headed Back to Court, For Different Reasons This Time
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Free Cam Shows for Your Friday Morning (NSFW)
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19 Year Old Gets Naked (NSFW)
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Charge: High School Teacher Had Sex with SEVEN Students
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I’d Like to Be All Over Stephanie (NSFW)
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And Today in Almost Car Crashes – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL just turned 18 – we have the birth certificate – find her on INSTAGRAM

The stepLINKS are late…but at least your wife’s period isn’t….or that girl you had a one night stand with…I mean….that rubber vagina you pretend you had a one night stand with cuz it is the only thing that will ever love you….you virgin fuck.

Here are the stepLINKS…

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Tits Are Gonna Be With Us for the Next 5 Months
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This Female Reported Shut This Chicks Ass Down and It’s Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever – VIDEO
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Sexy Yellow Bikini Gag…..
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Tiffani Amber Theissen the Old Years
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Megan Fox Covers Marie Claire UK
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Beatboxing Goat
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And Now, The World Record for the Fastest Jumproping EVERRRR! – VIDEO
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30 Things You Should Probably Learn About Tina Fey
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Carla Gugino Is A Sexy Busty Cougar
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Lindsay Lohan Sadness of the Day
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Some Sexy Girls in the Kitchen (NSFW)
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Amanda is Dark and Mysterious and I Like It
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Free Cam Shows Will Get You Thought Even the Worst Day (NSFW)
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When Trolls Get Taught Lessons
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Braless Britney Spears is Lovely
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Surfer Rides Biggest Wave Ever
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Tara Conner Tits at some Miss Nevada Shit…
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World Record for Fatest Jump Rope
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The 20 Awesomest Chalkboard Bar Signs – Alcohol and Art WTF
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She’s Toying Her Pussy and We Get to Watch (NSFW)
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE IT LOOKS LIKE VINCE IT FINALLY DOING THE MOVIE!!! IT ALL WORKED OUT!!!
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I Wish These Real Housewife Cunts Would Just Kill Each Other in a Cat Fight and Get This All Over With
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Lilly Roma is Stripping (NSFW)
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How About Some Rough Lesbian Sex
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Nicole Kidman Upskirt from “The Paperboy”
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Have You Seen Jessica Simpson’s Latest Weight Watchers Commercial
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I Would Fuck Shay Mitchell
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Lucky Car Avoids 2 Crashes
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Carla Gugino Big Cleavage
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Beyonce is Getting Ready for the Superbowl – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Aida Yespica Assumes Her Position
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Most Anticipated 2013 Films
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These Best Friends Are Getting It On
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Yes ANOTHER WTF Photo (NSFW)
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Die Hard: AN INFOGRAPHIC
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Surfer Rides Largest Wave Ever – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Just A Video Of A Smoking Hot Suicide Girl Named Katherine (NSFW)
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A Gallery of Raver Sluts (NSFW)
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Warning: Viewing These Pictures Will Result In Strenuous Use Of Your Facepalm Hands (29 Pics)
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Save The Children: More Celebrities You Wouldn’t Want Visiting Your Kid’s Classroom
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Tina Kay and Danielle Maye (NSFW)
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Sailors Wear Navy Uniforms To Porn Expo. America, Fuck Yeah. (NSFW)
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NYC: Ladies Who Attended “House Of Cards” Premiere
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Oh You Know, Just Some Big Old Amateur Tits (NSFW)
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Dakota Fanning Just Turned 18, Did a Nude Scene
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Roseanne Has a New Sitcom – Oh My.
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Snowboarding Fail or Win
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Lucy Pinder Presents the Car Special of the Day
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The Cutest Little Piggy EVER
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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CLERKS XXX PORN PARODY
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Awesome Nude in Public Clip
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Emo Hidden Cam Fuck
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Double Penetration
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Gross Masterbaking
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Some Romantic Video of a Hairy Girl Fucking a Shifter
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Good Old Amateur Fuck
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Amateur Teen in the Public Bathroom
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

Jan

Some Rihanna Rolling Stone Pics of the Day

You know why it’s ok for Rihanna to be a broken girl…because she’s ridiculously fucking rich and famous..and rich and famous people don’t have problems…and even if they do…they don’t matter…cuz they are rich and famous and can buy themselves happiness…and even if she’s just totally fucking broken, which I don’t think she really is….cuz she’s smiling and having fun with things, even with her abusers….it just doesn’t make a difference for her…or her life…she’s set…has nothing to prove..and nothing to worry about…and I like watching her….she’s doing way better than all the girls in her high school who are fat, have 5 kids with different men who probably beat them and no one writes articles about it….and who make beds all day at rich people resorts….

You see…it’s hard to take anything seriously…but it’s easy to stare at tits….

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

31

Jan

Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Action of the Day


I am really not interested in Courtney Stodden, her stripper publicity stunt, pretending to be an underage bride with the most insignificant celebrity ever, just to get her foot in the door, it’s just nonsense noise and we’re too busy for that shit…but I’m torn…cuz she’s in a bikini…and staged, crying for attention or not, does it really make any difference at all, cuz you know, she’s still in a bikini and that’s all that matters…cuz her body is rockin’ even if the rest of her is gutter trash….


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